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Wish you a Happy Birthday. ------ I'm making a very special birthday wish to the most amazing friend and an incredible wonderful sister. Happy Birthday.


Birthdays Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old birthdays quotes, birthdays sayings, and birthdays proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

Dr. Seuss

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

Abhisek Bachchan

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.     

Sammy Hagar

Don't just count your years, make your years count.

George Merideth

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.

Madeleine L'Engle

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

With mirth and laughter, let old wrinkles come.

William Shakespeare

The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating.     

Jarod Kintz

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Glenn

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.      

Menachem Mendel Schneerson

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Chili Davis

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Jean Paul Richter

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Larry Lorenzoni

I count too heavily on birthdays, though I know I shouldn't. Inevitably I begin to assess my life by them, figure out how I'm doing by how many people remember; it's like the old fantasy of attending your own funeral: You get to see who your friends are, get to see who shows up.     

Lorrie Moore

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100+ Happy Birthday Funny Wishes, Quotes, Jokes & Images

Looking for Happy Birthday funny wishes, quotes, jokes and images to put a smile on someone's face on their birthday? Whether it's for him or for her, a friend or a colleague, or maybe even a belated birthday wish, we've got you covered with our huge selection of funny birthday wishes.

Write them in birthday cards, send them by SMS or email, or message someone on Facebook or Twitter. No matter how you send one of these funny wishes you're sure to brighten their birthday and make them laugh!

Use these quick-links to jump to a particular section, or scroll down the page to see the entire collection of funny birthday quotes and wishes.

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Last updated: February 19, 2019

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Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

A selection of happy birthday funny quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Don't let ageing get you down... it's too hard to get back up again!

Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.

Technically you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!

Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
~ Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
~ Helen Hayes

I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!

Funny birthday wishes about getting older:

It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
~ Unknown.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

You're not old! ...oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that...

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us.

Don't grow up... It's a trap!

Great news! ...you're still alive!

You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... if you could remember any of it.

You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.

Don't think of it as turning [insert age]. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.

Looking [insert age] is great - if you're sixty.

[For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

[insert age]?! I demand a recount!

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here's to many more.

Happy birthday! And remember you're not [insert age] ...you're 18 with [XX] years' experience.

[Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!

You're 60? That's only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Her

A collection of funny happy birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, or female friends.

The secret to staying young is make up... make up an age, then stick with it!

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile... and then we'll be new friends!

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani

You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

You suck at ageing! Can you at least try to look older?

Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Him

Happy birthday funny wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up!

Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ ... nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.

Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope

You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!

A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
~ Henry Youngman


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Happy Birthday Funny Belated Wishes

Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I'm sure it will get you back in their good books...

I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!

I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!

I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Best Friend

Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday.

Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything.

Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them.

You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.

At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

You're turning the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.

Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

[For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.

By the time you're your age, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
~ Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John Grier

Happy 21st again!

If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent!


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Happy Birthday Funny Jokes

A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.

How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.

What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? ...pop music!

I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

I always get this warm feeling on my birthday - people won't stop toasting me.

Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.

Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?
Because it's far too difficult to put them on the bottom.

You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

You know you're old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office.

You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize.

Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? .....None, only babies!


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Birthday Quotes

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Clever Birthday Quotes



On this page, clever birthday quotes are famous birthday messages with a clever twist, made personal by unique birthday wishes for your family and friends (which are written by me, Message Guy). Talk about a smart combination for your loved ones.

Clever sayings are a great way to give the birthday girl or boy a truly brilliant treat. For a brainy birthday girl or boy, a clever quote can make him or her do what they do best: use his or her brain. Coupled with a personal birthday wish (which is just as clever), a clever saying can also touch his or her heart. 

Even without a personal birthday greeting, a clever birthday quotation has enough impact to show your loved ones celebrating a birthday that you care enough to take time from your day to select the very best birthday message.


Message Guy Tip #21:
How to pick clever birthday quotes

Puns are clever. Birthday quotes with puns are even cleverer. But “clever” is not for everyone. Some people prefer a simple quote over a "brain-teaser." Others can't wait to sink their teeth into a pun-laced saying.

So choose clever quotations when you're sure it’s the way to go. Don't pick something too clever. Nobody likes a smarty pants. Select clever birthday quotes that express what you want to say with just the right turn of phrase.

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This is definitely the wrong attitude to have...

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."

~ Truman Capote

Nobody writes your third act. You do. Write yourself a happy ending...and a happy birthday!

Age is relative...

"I think all this talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too."

~ Gloria Swanson

We're all in the same boat but it's up to us alone to steer it in the right direction. With this thought, have a happy birthday!

Be careful about what you learn.

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

 ~ Albert Einstein

Feed your head with the best ideas. On your special day, just eat cake.



This just proves you learn something every day...

"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years."

~ Mark Twain

Keep an open mind and you'll stay forever young and wise. Happy birthday!

Keep your inner child happy or else...

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."

~ Jennifer Yane

Staying young at heart like you is the best way to stay young. Happy birthday!

Don't just assume you will grow wise...

"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself."

~ Tom Wilson

Live life like it's a journey and wisdom will come along for the ride. Enjoy life. Happy birthday!



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This proves that age is merely an illusion...

"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"

~ Satchel Paige

See, age doesn't matter. Don't keep score! It's what you feel inside that counts! Happy birthday!



Top of Clever Birthday Quotes

Nothing comes easy as you grow older.

"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty."

~ Coco Chanel

But anything is possible with a little hard work (and maybe some plastic surgery). Happy birthday!

This quote shows that your youth never leaves you...

"Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. You see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change."

~ Molly Keane

There's something to be said about staying young at heart, even if you can't see it in the mirror. Happy birthday!

Getting older is beautiful...and sexy!

"The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune."

~ English Proverb

As far as I'm concerned, you strike the right chord with me every time. 



Getting older liberates the inner you...

"At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage."

~ John Andrew Holmes

You could be a budding...(I'll let you figure out what's next). Happy birthday!

Getting older has its benefits...

"At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement."

~ Benjamin Franklin

It seems to me you've only gotten better...and wiser!

Everybody needs a good start.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young."

~ Fred Astaire

Just remember: you may older today than yesterday but you're younger today than tomorrow. Don't waste time! Happy birthday!


Message Guy Tip #22:
When you shouldn't choose clever birthday quotes


Honesty is the best policy when you get older.

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."

~ Mark Twain

It's good that you're always nice to everyone (and everybody likes you), since it will be harder to remember your white lies when your memory goes. Happy birthday!

Yes, you're on a mission...

"You were born, and with you endless possibilities - very few ever to be realized. It's okay.  Life was never about what you could do, but what you would do."

 ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

You've achieved more than most but you're not done by a long shot. Happy birthday!

You deserve only the best.

"May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live."

 ~ Irish Blessing

Good things should only come to you. Happy birthday!



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My reason for making the clever birthday quote below my top pick? Because it will never strike out (I just love baseball puns)!
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This is one of my top picks (and one of those quotes that will be a big hit with the birthday boy or girl) because it shows what age is in reality: an illusion. The fact that this quote presents this complex idea in such a simple way only adds to its appeal.
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Are you finding the clever birthday quotes in this section too clever for your taste? Maybe you really don't want clever sayings at all. If this is the case... Read more ►

Just can't decide on any clever birthday quotes? Perhaps you need sayings that don't have clever twists and turns.

Maybe you're actually looking for "witty" quotes? If so, check out my Funny Birthday Quotes. They may be a better fit for you and your loved ones with a special day.
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Hey birthday boy/girl! Happy birthday to you from the editorial stuff. We’ve got something to make your birthday special. 😀

Gone is the time of sending birthday cards to people on their special days. Birthday quotes, Birthday wallpapers, Birthday images and e-birthday cards have taken over the traditional means of wishing each other on their special day. It is a trend nowadays to wish people through birthday quotes and images.  Whenever it’s your birthday, you wait impatiently for birthday wishes from your loved ones and sometimes, you take help of Happy Birthday to me quotes to make others aware of your birthday. No doubt that you love yourself more than anyone else and you like to keep yourself in the limelight. So, even when your loved ones forget to wish you on your birthday or busy preparing for a surprise, you can cheer yourself up by posting up Happy Birthday to me quotes on your social media profiles. Sharing today is my birthday quotes on Facebook status, twitter tweets, whatsapp status also gives a pleasant effect to you and your friends that this is a special day for you.

By updating your facebook or WhatsApp status to Happy birthday to me quotes, you express your feelings about your birthday and the celebrations you have done on your special day. Through this, a lot of people start sending you birthday wishes and mark a happy day for you.

Happy birthday to me quotes

Here is a collection of Happy Birthday to me quotes and images for facebook status, whatsapp or instagram that you can use on your birthday to let others know about your big day!

Not everyone is as lucky as me to be blessed with parents like you. Thank you so much for coming into my life and standing by my side. Happy Birthday to me.

Birthdays are good for me. Statistics show that the more I have the longer I live.

It’s my Birthday so make sure you wish me happy birthday, lol.

Thank you, Mom for giving birth to this wonderful child

Birthdays are nature`s way of telling us to eat more cake. Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Another year older, none the wiser.

Birthdays are just finger posts on the road of getting old…

I was born with a gift, the gift of awesomeness I`m not just a year older I`m also a year better and prettier.

I know you`re jealous. I`d like to thank my mom and dad for making this miracle possible. ITS MY BIRTHDAY

I want to thank everyone for my special day, come and join me as I celebrate it.

Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen/King..

May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity to me

Happy Birthday to the most amazing man ever” Write your name here”

Birthdays are good for me. The more I have, the longer I live. lol

Today, Not 1 person said HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me It wasn’t a shock today not my birthday

Hope my birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!

I hope that today is the beginning of a great year for ME

Hey Everyone..Eat, drink and make merry because it is my birthday.

Hey, Happy birthday Sexy Me, You are awesome, stay awesome.

I am the sexiest thing that has ever walked on the earth. Happy Birthday to Me.

I am coming to terms with the fact that loving someone requires a leap of faith, and that a soft landing is never guaranteed.But Who the hell cares, I love myself, Happy Birthday to Me.

Relationships are the currency of leadership, without people, an organization would lose its purpose and value.Same is with me , my relationship is with my Happiness and smile, Which I hope will keep alive all the time. Happy Birthday Mr. Awesome.

Sometimes I wish that If I could really change this world, but then I realized that god created only one version Myself, otherwise the task would have been Done Until Now, Happy Birthday Sexy.

Today was the only day , when My I cried & my mother Smiled on it. Happy Birthday Mother’s lovely child, Happy Birthday to Me.

Happy Birthday to the smartest person in this world, Happy Birthday to Me !!

You understand me more than I can even understand myself. I could never thank you enough for all that you have done for me. Happy Birthday to the best friend in this whole world.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

Thank you Mom for giving birth to this wonderful child.

A whole day to celebrate.

I’m not good at status stuff ever, just do something cool and fly.

Happy Birthday to the most amazing man ever.. URNAME

I’m so awesome, when I was born, I was given a certificate..

Hope my birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!

Birthdays will come and go but the wishes will live together with us.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Your wishes really touched me and made my birthday all the more special.

Forget the fact that you are aging, and let us start celebrating! Happy birthday!

Don’t worry about your age, you will be older next year. Happy birthday!

“Happy birthday to me” or “Thanks for the wishes” or “X years since the world is beholding this beauty”.

I enjoy all year which was passed before with my friends but today I today I’m going to enjoy my birthday with my husband.

Angels are singing, the sun is shining, today is your birthday and I am celebrating. You are my angel in heaven. I Love You.

May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity to me 🙂

Happy Birthday my precious angel! May God guard all your steps, actions and thoughts and keeps you healthy and lucky!

My birthday just would not be the same without your warm and loving wishes. Thank you so much for all of them.

Birthdays are incomplete without the ones who love and care for you. Thank you for making my birthday so memorable.

Thank you to all the people who greeted me on my birthday yesterday and today.

Thank you for my birthday messages. It’s definitely been a birthday to remember.

Thank you for such a nice gesture when you greeted me for my birthday. It was better than a material gift.

Thank you for adding to the joyful spirit of my birthday party with your presence and lovely gift.

Conclusion:

By making use of these awesome Happy Birthday to me quotes, you can attract people towards your profile and gather attention for you, after all, it’s your birthday. Some of your friends might need a little reminder about your birthday so share these Happy Birthday to me quotes with them to get the job done for you.

This is by far the best collection of Happy Birthday to me quotes and images so share these and enjoy yourself.

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