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MTV's reality hit Jersey Shore had its series finale in 2012, but did it ever really go away? The TV show infiltrated the pop culture landscape in 2008 — remember all those Snooki Halloween costumes? — spawning a new breed of unescapable slang that America just can't stop repeating all these years later. Jersey Shore quotes are a part of this world forever, whether you like it or not.
If you think the days of "T-shirt time" and "meatball power" are over, think again. Reboots and reunions are par for the course in entertainment these days, so it's only natural that an iconic reality show like Jersey Shore get another shot in 2018. Jersey Shore Family Vacation is set to premiere on MTV on April 5, reassembling most of the cast that went on to become household (nick)names as a result of the show's success. Yup — Snooki, JWoww, Deena, The Situation, Pauly D, Vinny, and Ronnie are bringing their talents to South Beach, Miami, for more on-camera shenanigans. These people were once considered the Avengers of partying, so of course fans want to resurrect some of that fist-pumping glory in 2018.
Nowadays, some of the original Shore members have their own families and significant others at home — but what's a little fun in the summer sun for old time's sake?
Ah, we can smell the Ron Ron juice already. Is it possible to develop a secondhand hangover just by watching this trailer?
If you need to brush up on the intricate language of the Jersey Shore, now is as good a time as any. Here are the quotes that the cast blessed us with — may you continue to use them in your every day lives accordingly.
Saying someone won't leave you alone is just not enough. Pauly took the word "stalking" and elevated it to a Jersey-fied next level. "Stalking my whole" life really hammers the point home, don't you think?
Snooki — always reliable for those descriptive one-liners.
Ah, this classic memory of frazzled drunken Snooki trying to find the beach when it was right next to her. This quote doesn't have to be used in a situation where you literally can't find a beach — I think it applies to any moment where one is just confused beyond repair.
T-Shirt Time is a special time. It embodies the naive enthusiasm before a night out. That hour where you're getting ready, excitement is building, and anything can happen.
Honorable mention: "The T-Shirt Before the T-Shirt," which is pretty self-explanatory.
It's not a quote, but this significant action deserves recognition in the canon of quotes. It's the physical embodiment of the Jersey Shore lifestyle.
No, this is not a reference to a Bruno Mars song. A "grenade" is an undesirable person one avoids at the club. Hey — they made it up, not us!
Gym. Tan. Laundry. Or "GTL."
In the late aughts, this ubiquitous routine abbreviation was on the mouths and tank tops of Jersey Shore viewers everywhere, and everyone and their grandma learned what it meant.
Who has that much laundry to do all the time, honestly? Whatever.
No caption necessary. This is more than a quote. It's a state of mind.
An official call that the night was underway. The dinner bell of pre-gaming.
Feel free to use this in a sentence when you want someone to end whatever it is that's annoying you. They don't even have to be named Ron. If they're cool, they'll know what you're talking about.
I don't condone this idea, but maybe Deena should take the concept up with Shark Tank.
Ready to get your fist-pump on again? Jersey Shore Family Vacation airs at 8 p.m., Thursday, April 5, on MTV.
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Get ready for the vacation of a lifetime — “hottest messes” and all.
In the first extended look at the upcoming series Jersey Shore Family Vacation — which is premiering three weeks from tonight — Snooki, JWOWW, Deena, Ronnie, Vinny, Pauly D and The Situation are on the ultimate escape and “going harder” than they have ever gone before. So what, exactly, does that mean? Let’s use the guys’ and gals’ own words to sum up what we know will unfold in Miami:
1. RONNIE ON HIS MAJOR UPCOMING LIFE CHANGE:
2. JWOWW ON PARENTHOOD:
3. PAULY D ON HIS MIAMI PLANS:
4. THE SITUATION ON HOW HE HAS CHANGED:
5. SNOOKI ON GETTING (A BIT) OLDER:
6. DEENA ON BEING BACK WITH HER ROOMIES:
7. JWOWW ON HER BFF’S STENCH:
But there’s more: Who’s getting a RING? What does fist-pumping/GTL look like now? And who winds up on the pavement after a bit too much fun? Share what you’re most excited to watch and do not miss the global premiere of Jersey Shore Family Vacation on Jerzday Thursday, April 5 at 8/7c!
Shark!! Where’s the shark?!?! This week, the roommates decided to take a trip down to the ocean… a few times. First, they all decide to go crabbing and fishing, then Snooki and Deena wanted to break a few laws and get caught in the ocean after dark. On top of that, Mike is actually being a good roommate to Pauly and Vinny? And is Snooki go back to Vinny… again?
Pauly D : I don’t know what’s going on in this guys head right now. You keep it moving, you don’t want to fight with Rodger.
Ronnie: At Karma, you can either walk out the door or get thrown out the door.
Snooki : I’m really excited, you know, to touch his w!#ner and make out and get it in (about Jionni).
Snooki : Honesty, you know, if Jionni’s sick or whatever, I feel bad but I wanna f#$king get it in with my boyfriend, so why the f#$k are you puking right now, let’s have sex.
Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger: My girl had to poop. I had to wait.
Ronnie: I thought gorillas only ate bananas (to Rodger).
Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger: Have you met my friend half-pint (about Ronnie).
Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger: Have you met my friend half-pint (about Ronnie).
Ronnie: I feel like if my girlfriend complained as much as she did, I’d probably lose my phone too (to Rodger).
Jenni “JWOWW”: Rodger: She thought I was gonna call and kiss her ass, it ain’t gonna happen. Alright I gotta go before I get my ass kicked.
Snooki : Jionni’s wasted right now, but I feel like I never see you so lets just f$#king bang it out.
Snooki : A boyfriend’s job is to come over, have sex, and you know, make your girlfriend feel good, and at this point Jionni’s not making me feel good, he’s throwing up and passing out in my bed.
Deena : I mean do you really need talent to fish though? You just throw the thing in the thing.
Deena : Can you imagine though, eight guido’s trying to fish.
Vinny : I already got crabs last night out at Karma.
Jenni “JWOWW”: Got an extra bucket to throw up in (to crab guy).
Pauly D : Yo I’m gonna catch me Sunday dinner.
Jenni “JWOWW”: I caught a guido!
Pauly D : Yo, why can’t I just put Snooki on this hook, catch me a big fish?
Pauly D : Crabs are here!
Jenni “JWOWW”: I don’t even want to say it. Snooki: What? Jenni: I caught crabs.
Mike “The Situation”: Yo this ain’t happening. Guidos ain’t made to fish. I can fish for girls but not f#@king for fish.
Vinny : Mike’s just like, spread-eagle right now in one of his feminine poses.
Deena : I feel like this is like my relationships, not one person wants to grab my bait.
Ronnie: So I let the air out of the boat, arms are flying in the air, there’s meatball sauce everywhere.
Snooki : This boat is sinking and I’ve seen titanic and this is not going to end well.
Sammi “Sweetheart”: Deena is literally trying to get out of three feet of water because there’s sharks in it.
Pauly D : Yo, Snooki’s all through these waters.
Pauly D : You know how you catch a Snooki, pickles!
Mike “The Situation”: He’s working hard in there, his insides are coming out.
Pauly D : She doesn’t talk, but yet stalks.
Pauly D : She’ll work my entire shift at the t-shirt shop just staring at me.
Pauly D : And I’m freaked out because she stares right at me with this like that I can feel burning a hole in my head and it’s messing with my blowout.
Vinny : Oh it stands for Down to Fish (when asked what DTF stands for)
Snooki : I’ll shoot you with a pistol in your f#$king eyeball.
Snooki : Yeah buddy, I know how to work my balls.
Snooki : Even though I lost the bet and I have to wear the bunny suit to Karma, it’s not really a big deal because Lola is like my best friend.
Vinny : I might want to reconsider having sex with you right now. You should just always leave the mask on (to Snooki).
Vinny : Stripper, prostitute, bunny, Lola, is pretty hot tonight, I think.
Deena : Lola is definitely the most popular girl at Karma tonight, I’m a little jealous, I’m gonna have to bring her home tonight for myself.
Mike “The Situation”: I actually am like the hunter and gatherer at the house, when it comes to ladies.
Snooki : I kinda wanna, you know, break a law or two tonight.
Deena : So the only difference between the meatballs and Baywatch right now is the red bathing suits, and David Hasselhoff.
Snooki : Holy buttsack I’m tired.
Snooki : This morning I feel like freaking a$$, like I’m still drunk, but it’s like, you know the drunk where you wanna throw up and you feel disgusting, I’d rather just drink it off.
Snooki : Ronnie looks like s$!t right now and I’m like bro, you’re hung over, we need to go to the bar and fix that.
Ronnie: I just see Snooki’s head floating.
Ronnie: To average people, that’s a mini-bike, to Nicole, that’s like a normal motorcycle.
Pauly D : I got the night shift tonight, it’s me, Situation, and Jenni, so I expect to be doing most of the work.
Jenni “JWOWW”: Pauly, your girl is creeping me out right now. Pauly D: Me too.
Pauly D : This girl is going to kill me, she’s gonna kidnap me, put me in her basement, have me DJ for her, and I’m gonna be MIA, you guys are gonna be looking for me.
Jenni “JWOWW”: Pauly’s stalker officially scares me.
Jenni “JWOWW”: I think the blanket is wrapped around something heavy, it’s either Pauly’s hair, or it’s a chainsaw (about Vanessa).
Pauly D : It’s not Pauly D anymore, it’s gonna be DJ Pauly Dead!
Vinny : If Nicole is breathing and Nicole is conscious, she’s probably talking about sex.
Vinny : I’m on the boardwalk with Nicole wasted right now, and, this is kinda questionable what I’m doing.
The Best Moments From Last Night's Jersey Shore [Episode 6]. Vinny has a giant penis! Sammi is sad! Situation got laid! JWOWW and Snooki cook! Pauly got.
As the "Jersey Shore" finale approaches, let's take this opportunity to recount the second season through quips, retorts, musings, and non sequiturs of our favorite gaggle of tangerine life forms. Ladies and gentlemen, the Dorothy Parkers and Oscar Wildes of the 21st century:
10. "Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?" -- Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, in a rare philosophical moment after some car trouble.
9. "I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin' '20s." -- Renown historian Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, washing dishes by hand.
8. "It's weird. We were ex-boyfriend and girlfriend. We're hanging out with each out. It's awkward, bro. It's not 'Saved by the Bell.' We're not Zack and Kelly." Ronnie Magro, contrasting his on/off relationship with Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola to one of Western Civilization's most epic romances.
7. "You look like Popeye on crack." -- Angelina Pivarnick, during one of her many nasty encounters with The Situation. And that dis is topped only by ...
6. "I never said anything about checkers, old man," -- Unnamed virginal brunette to The Situation, when he tells her that any gal who shows up at a guy's house at 5 a.m. shouldn't be expecting to play board games. Well, at least not dressed.
5. "I need somebody that knows how to take one for the team or entertain a grenade or even decipher the bomb if one comes." -- Paul "DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio, lamenting The Situation's poor performance as wingman.
4. "Ooh, it hurts my vagina ... No, I like it." -- Snooki, after The Situation seats her atop a concrete camel.
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3. "It's spicy. Spicy mayo. I'm allergic to pecans sometimes." Jenni "JWoww" Farley, after being asked point blank by Sammi whether Ronnie has been cheating on her.
2. "He's like my big brother. I love him. But you usually don't have sex with your big brother." Snooki, about Vinny Guadagnino, with whom she hooked up.
1. "I didn't three-way kiss anybody, did I?" -- Ronnie. Oh, Ronnie. If you have to ask, you did.
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