Wedding wishes for gay couple

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Gay wedding wishes

For two special men on their very special day! I hope your life together will be filled with joy, happiness and lots of love!

Congratulations to the Mr. and Mr.! When all the colors of the rainbow unite, two hearts will beat as one!

A wedding wish for two special men: May the love and happiness you share fill every day with joy!

A romantic journey begins with marriage. Wishing you both lots of happiness and joy in the years to come!

Marriage is a beautiful time when two souls start to share one heart. Wishing two very special men a lifetime of happiness.

Congratulations on finding your one true, cool mate. You guys make a very cute couple!

You guys have something really special. And so now you begin your new life and I couldn't be prouder of you. Be happy, loving and best friends forever!

Gay marriage congratulations greetings

A toast to the grooms! Enjoy the kind of love that grows and knows no end.

Every love story is beautiful. Congratulations on your Gay Marriage!

Congratulations to a pair of fantastic guys! Wishing you much joy and pleasure in your married life together!

Congratulations to the Grooms! Each of you is special in your own ways. Together you become even more special!

Seriously guys - I couldn't be happier for you both on this special day.

As a couple you two really stand out in a crowd! As you unite today as partners may your lives together be filled with passion, love and respect. Be the wind that keeps your partner's spirit soaring!

Wedding Blessings for two very special men! A new and sweet chapter of your life has begun. My heart is filled with joy today to see you so happy and in love!

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Got a few weddings coming up and stuck on what to say in all of those wedding cards? Here are some tips on what not to write on the card, and of course, what to write in a wedding card to a couple! Hopefully, these tips and tricks will help to cure your writer’s block! Here are some wedding card messages:

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What not to mention:

Much like in a wedding speech, there are some things you should keep to yourself when writing in a wedding card. These include (but are not limited to):

• Mentions of ex’s (c’mon, we all know better!)
• Potential kids the couple may have in the future (never assume)
• Jokes about the Stag Do or Hen Do, it’s inappropriate!
• Honeymoon/sex-related comments, as it’s likely this card will also be read by others

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What to always mention in wedding card messages:

• Your congratulations to BOTH people
• A thank you for inviting you to be part of their wedding day

Other important tips to note for writing wedding card messages:

• Double check the spelling of their names. Not much is more offensive than receiving something with your name spelled wrong!
• Be personal as it’s likely they will keep their wedding cards for years to come.
• Address to both members of the couple.
• Is it a formal or casual wedding? Use this knowledge to form our card message.

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Ideas for messages to put in your card:

• We wish you both a long and happy love filled life together
• May your wedding be the perfect union of two equals, who respect and love each other for their similarities and appreciate the differences
• I wish you all of the happiness in the world for your future together
• Wishing you all the best as you begin your new life together
• May your lives be enriched by each other

Ideas for quotes to put in your wedding card message:

• “Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” –Franklin P. Jones
• May you live happily ever after.
• “To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that’s everything.”- T. Tolis
•  “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” – When Harry Met Sally
• “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” – Lao-Tzu

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Same Sex Marriage Quotes

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“New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the equal protection clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are “same sex” marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.”
― Bill Maher, New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer

“In the past, when gays were very flamboyant as drag queens or as leather queens or whatever, that just amused people. And most of the people that come and watch the gay Halloween parade, where all those excesses are on display, those are straight families, and they think it's funny. But what people don't think is so funny is when two middle-aged lawyers who are married to each other move in next door to you and your wife and they have adopted a Korean girl and they want to send her to school with your children and they want to socialize with you and share a drink over the backyard fence. That creeps people out, especially Christians. So, I don't think gay marriage is a conservative issue. I think it's a radical issue.”
― Edmund White

“The marriage institution cannot exist among slaves, and one sixth of the population of democratic America is denied it's privileges by the law of the land. What is to be thought of a nation boasting of its liberty, boasting of it's humanity, boasting of its Christianity, boasting of its love of justice and purity, and yet having within its own borders three millions of persons denied by law the right of marriage?”
― Frederick Douglass, My Bondage and My Freedom

“Love should never mean having to live in fear.”
― DaShanne Stokes

“Love has no gender - compassion has no religion - character has no race.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Either Civilized or Phobic: A Treatise on Homosexuality

“Gay people getting married is not a threat to the institution of marriage. You know what's a threat to the institution of marriage? Infidelity is! Hate is! Unforgiveness is! Apathy is! Coldheartedness is! Fear is! And you know what's a threat to the kids? It’s not having gay parents! Most gay kids have straight parents! And plenty of gay parents raise respectable, straight kids! The threat to children isn't their parents being gay; the threat to children is their parents not loving one another! Not caring for one another! Not being crazy about each other! Domestic violence is a threat to children. Stupidity is a threat to children. A swimming pool in the backyard with no supervision is a threat to children!”
― C. JoyBell C.

“Recently, a lot of Americans have swapped the awkward phrase 'same-sex marriage' for the term 'marriage equality'. This phrase is ordinarily implied to mean that same-sex couples will have the rights different-sexed couples do. But it could also mean that marriage is between equals. That's not what traditional marriage was. Throughout much of history in the west, the laws defining marriage made the husband essentially an owner and the wife a possession. Or the man a boss and the woman a slave.”
― Rebecca Solnit, Men Explain Things to Me

“For the hundreds of thousands of Californians in gay and lesbian households who are managing their day-to-day lives, this decision affirms the full legal protections and safeguards I believe everyone deserves.”
― Arnold Schwarzenegger

“The power of love is that it sees all people.”
― DaShanne Stokes

“What does love mean if we would deny it to others?”
― DaShanne Stokes

“In the unification of two minds, orientation of sexuality is irrelevant.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Either Civilized or Phobic: A Treatise on Homosexuality

“Either you are homophobic or you are a human - you cannot be both.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Either Civilized or Phobic: A Treatise on Homosexuality

“Those who benefit from unearned privilege are too often quick to discount those who don't.”
― DaShanne Stokes

“To restrict or legalize abortion, to allow or forbid gay marriage, a legislator would need to write and pass a law, get it signed by the president or a governor, and perhaps override a veto. A Supreme Court justice need only persuade four other people. If he or she is not internally constrained by the authority of a text, he or she is not constrained.”
― Michael Gerson

“You cannot sodomize a Sacrament and expect God to say, 'Well done.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri

“Being homosexual is no more abnormal than being lefthanded.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Either Civilized or Phobic: A Treatise on Homosexuality

“Homosexuals are not made, they are born.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Either Civilized or Phobic: A Treatise on Homosexuality

“Can you imagine, somebody telling you, your love for your dearly beloved is a sin! Can you imagine, somebody telling you, women are inferior to men, and are meant only serve the men! Can you imagine, somebody telling you, a man can have multiple wives, and yet be deemed civilized! Here that somebody is a fundamentalist ape - a theoretical pest from the stone-age, that somehow managed to survive even amidst all the rise of reasoning and intellect.”
― Abhijit Naskar, Either Civilized or Phobic: A Treatise on Homosexuality

“Same-sex marriage has not created problems for religious institutions; religious institutions have created problems for same-sex marriage.”
― DaShanne Stokes

A happily married couple will look through their wedding cards and guestbook entries for the rest of their lives. They’ll look back on their friend’s wedding wishes and sage advice with fondness, but why not make them look back on yours with laughter?

Make your wedding card or guestbook entry stand out from the crowd by using some of these funny wedding messages as a guideline. Here are 36 hilarious and funny marriage quotes, jokes, and pieces of advice you can pass on to the newlyweds–to–be!

Funny wedding messages about marriage

Wedding is the much-awaited event in every individual’s life. The beautiful and funny wedding wishes, wedding congratulations messages, happy married life wishes, and other wedding wishes from friends and families make the day even more special for the couple. Random wedding day wishes or wedding messages to the bride and groom will fail to create a lasting impression on the newlywed couple.

If your best friend is walking down the aisle, then simple wedding wishes messages will fail to bring that beautiful smile on her/his face. You need to be more creative and come up with some really funny wedding messages and wedding wishes quotes for them.

Wondering how to compose funny wedding wishes for best friend?

Just relax and pen down your thoughts in beautifully creative and funny words. As long as your wedding congratulations message is honest and heartfelt, your funny wedding messages can make your buddy smile just a little, and the wedding wishes quotes sound inspiring and positive to your friend, then your efforts will surely pay off.

But, if words do not come naturally to you, then refer back to this article for some of the best and funny wedding messages. The following wedding wishes quotes and messages are simple yet funny, and your friend will adore them for years to come.

Let’s have a look at them –

1. “I knew you two were madly in love with each other, but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry. Have a great life ahead.”
2. “To the man who couldn’t spring for drinks when he was out with the guys, but is now blowing up his money on his huge wedding, you have left no doubt that you love this girl/guy! Congratulations.”
3. “You’ve finally found someone who understands your weird jokes. Hold onto them forever!”
4. “There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.”
5. “Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?”
6. “May you live each day like your last, and live each night like your first.”
7. “Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.” – Mark Twain
8. “As Bill and Ted said, ‘Be excellent to each other.’“
9. “Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!”
10. “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.”
11. “A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
12. “Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld
13. “In the words of Mindy Kaling: I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat. I want to see you guys high–five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun.”
14. “Getting married is like going to drama school. May there be more comedy than melodrama.”
15. “Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss!”
16. “And now you two have officially become one: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!”
17. “Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling!”
18. “Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.” —Megan Mullally
19. “May your day be extra special and fun – because tomorrow the hard work begins!”
20. “Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations on your journey to the theatre!”
21. “Today I have realized that life is not fair for single people like me. Until now I had to buy you a gift only once a year on your birthday. Now I have two birthdays plus a wedding anniversary to buy gifts for. You guys are getting expensive – but so worth it! Congratulations.”
22. “Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. You guys must be truly insane or MADLY in love.”
23. “What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday”
24. “They say that marriage is a great institution. And much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it – Congratulations you kooks!”
25. “I hope you get so many wedding gifts that you don’t realize none are from me.”
26. “Some people marry for love. Some people marry for money. Some people just like getting gravy boats and other useless pieces of china.”
27. “In life, we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage, it‘s better to close them!”
28. “Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software on your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next. Congratulations on getting married.”
29. “A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright”
30. “Why buy the cow? Maybe because every day the cow asks you when you’re going to buy it. And you live in a really small apartment with the cow and you can’t avoid that question at all. Also, the cow is way better at arguing than you are … But for real, why buy the cow? Let’s be real. Why buy the cow? Because you love her. You really do.” –John Mullaney
31. “Thanks for the free booze. Best wishes for a long, happy marriage!”
32. “Some future advice for the Groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it… once!”
33. “Congratulations on signing your life away!”
34. “Marriage is as easy as a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”
35. “You haven’t just tied the knot with your wife today, you have tied ropes on your legs too. Congratulations on your wedding.”
36. Bride: “I do!”

Groom: “I do what she says…”

Final thoughts

Leaving humorous messages on your wedding card or guest book with personal anecdotes about the happy couple, thoughts on children, married life, and sex are all fair game when you’re addressing the newlyweds. These funny wedding messages will add an air of humor and truth to your guestbook entry that will make your bride and groom laugh.

You can also compose your funny wedding messages by referring back to these mentioned quotes and add a few extra witty words here and there that make sense. They will be your very own artwork that you can proudly boast off in front of your gang. And who knows, you might end up getting back the same funny wedding messages as congratulations on your wedding from the same group.

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