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Life can be harsh sometimes, you might feel demotivated, or people might Here are the most inspirational quotes that'll help you conquer.

What is Negativity?

Though this question can be answered in many different ways, here is a very simple answer. Simple but comprehensive. It covers all the aspects of negativity.

This answer not only gives a definition, but also shows you where you end up if you allow negativity to run your life.

Negativity is a barrier. A big barrier.

Barriers prevent access. They stop you from going where you want to go. They tell you that you have gotten to the end of the road. So what should you do? Turn back. Why? You can no longer continue with your journey. It won’t be a success.

Unfortunately, there are many such barriers on the path called life. It also happens that barriers like negativity are more on the paths which lead to the best destinations. Be it happiness, wealth, peace of mind, a great career, success in business etc.

All these destinations are good and just because they are good, the path to them is full of barriers.

Negativity however, is a special kind of barrier. Whereas you may find a barrier on a road that is undergoing construction, it is never the case with the barrier called negativity.

The road under construction will become better and accessible after some time. But the path blocked by negativity will become worse and still remain blocked.


First, that path will not be used by anyone, save for a few. As a result, it will soon grow weeds and probably turn into a thicket. Those who seek to walk it later will have extra work to do.

They will have to clear the way before walking it. Such is the norm for roads less traveled.

Secondly, being a barrier, negativity poses as an authority. Every authority seeks to be respected. If this authority is respected by many, it becomes difficult for someone to disrespect it.

Negativity will speak with authority as it tells you why you can’t go past it. And if many people obey it, why not you?

Either way, things have to change. Sooner or later. Someone will come along and challenge negativity. Either through a face-to-face confrontation or by simply ignoring it and taking the path blocked.

This person will have to be bold. And determined.

Could that person be you?


Negativity flows from people who have issues they have not fixed. It may be that they’ve never had the chance, don’t know how to or simply don’t want to. For those who don’t want to, it is because fixing the problem requires some work which they are not comfortable doing.

They may have to go deep into their past to deal with the cause of problems. If the past is painful, they may not want to take this route. Maybe the effort required is just too much, so they think, and decide to maintain the status quo.

At this point, it will be important to clarify something about negative people. This will also help you keep things in the right perspective.

Negative people are in need of help. Their negativity comes from something buried deep within. Unless that thing is dug out and dealt with, they will remain trapped in their negativity.

This means they will continue producing negativity and affecting more people. Maybe your siblings, parents, cousin, spouse, children, the list is endless. There are many people out there who are vulnerable.

So, since they need help, it would certainly be a good thing to get it. And if you can, go ahead and offer it. For example, if you are a psychiatrist, you can be of great help to them.

The problem comes when you are friends with these people and you are still struggling to rise above your own situation.

When you are starting your journey to success, you cannot afford to be around negative people. What you need is supportive and inspiring people. Negative people will simply suck passion, energy, creativity, confidence and everything else they can, out of you.

Now that you know this, exercise some boldness, deal with negativity and achieve your goals.

Since negativity expresses itself in many ways, here are 37 inspirational quotes to help you when it crosses your path.

1. “Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

If you feel you cannot do it, achieve it, manage it, then you have made a decision about it. You think it is because someone told you so? No. It is because you believed the lie.

You agreed with them about what they said. Now you are living out what you believed.

If you allow people to talk you down or out of your goals, then they will. But you have the option of not allowing them to do that. If you’re down because of what someone said, just know that you allowed it.

To break this, make the opposite decision and assure yourself that you can do it.

2. “The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it.” – Chinese Proverb

Why exactly should someone make you doubt your abilities? He may know you from your childhood.

But if you have decided to pursue your goals, and he’s surprised, then he doesn’t know you well enough. If he did, he would know that you could do it.

This is a reminder about a very important thing to do when a negative person tries interfering with your goals. Just tell him to mind his own business. Anyone coming to feed you with talk of impossibilities is not worthy of your time.

3. “Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.” – Nido Qubein

Many negative speeches center on your current situation. They will present facts and all the necessary statistics to show that you can’t go far. In fact, you can’t go anywhere. You better settle where you are and be content with life.

Have you ever heard of successful startups which began with no money? Ever heard of successful career changes which happened long after the “right” time to make career decisions?

Your current situation is where you take your first step from.

4. “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.” – Abraham Lincoln

Success starts in your head. More specifically, your mind. What you decide to see matters and shapes your perspective. Your perspective determines how you act or respond to challenges.

In the case of this quote, do you see a thorn bush or a rose bush? Either way, there are roses and thorns.

If you see a thorn bush, you won’t go near it. You won’t get the roses and definitely won’t enjoy their smell.

If you see a rose bush, you’ll be cautious while going for the roses, but will still go for them. Your eyes will be fixed on the roses and you may probably not be pricked by the thorns.

5. “Letting go of negative people doesn’t mean you hate them. It just means that you love yourself.” – Anonymous

As a barrier, negativity thrives on lies. Lies you have believed which cause you to be held back by them.

This quote seeks to correct one of the lies you have believed. A good reason why you tolerate negative people is probably because you think leaving them means you hate them.

Whereas they may even have told you this if they noticed you withdrawing from them, you need to just do that—leave them.

If you don’t, then the love you are showing them will soon be unavailable for yourself and others. This is because negative people suck everything out of you, including life itself.

Do yourself a favor. Show yourself some love and walk away while you still can.

6. “Negative people can only infest you with discouragements when they find you around… Just get lost and get saved!” – Israelmore Ayivor

This is simple practical advice that is sure to work. You want to achieve your goals? Just stay away from the wrong company.

It doesn’t take much of an effort really. You know them and their habits. You also know that they somehow look for people to infect with their negativity.

Stay away from the places they frequent. Make yourself busy (doing something important). As long as you are unavailable, you’re safe.

7. “All negativity is an illusion created by the limited mind to protect and defend itself.” – Ambika Wauters

An illusion is something that doesn’t exist, though it seems to. For the negative person, this comes from the source of issues built up within them.

They accepted a lie about their abilities and as such, hold onto limiting beliefs so as to defend the reason why they can’t move forward.

When such people see you move forward, their wrong beliefs get challenged.

Unfortunately, instead of breaking those beliefs and facing their fears, they allow themselves to be crippled by them. To avoid guilt and condemnation, they will endeavor to convince you that it’s not doable.

8. “Stop allowing other people to dilute or poison your day with their words or opinions.” – Steve Maraboli

You are solely responsible for how your day turns out.

From the moment you wake up, you start crafting your own day. For example, when you go to work, you carry your version of the day around. However, there are some opportunities for others to also chip in.

If you meet someone who hasn’t decided to have a good day, they will naturally want to spoil yours.

Don’t wait for it to happen then start complaining. Anything contrary to what you planned out should be rejected. Do this and you stand a chance of finishing the day happy.

9. “Don’t let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.” – Robert Tew

Reasoning out negative thoughts happens in your mind. These thoughts have been put there by people. You have actually allocated those people some room in your head from where they speak.

Anyone who has access to your mind is powerful. Watch the below short video to understand this. Simple discouragement can make you fail even in what you’re good at.

10. “An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.” – Goi Nasu

Remember the great Titanic? Very big, luxurious and hailed as unsinkable, until the unthinkable happened. It sank.

It could remain afloat with four of its sixteen watertight compartments flooded. But the collision with the iceberg made six compartments flood. Meaning it took in more water than it could hold.

Don’t fool yourself that you can move while entertaining negativity. You can only take in so much and you’re better off not putting yourself to the test. Don’t allow negativity into your life. At all.

11. “STAYING POSITIVE does not mean that things will turn out okay. Rather it is knowing that YOU will be okay no matter how things turn out.” – Unknown

Of course fighting negativity does not mean you have become unrealistic. The unexpected always happens and everyone experiences such moments. It is part of life. The difference is in your response.

If you’re a positive person, you will quickly bounce back after an unfortunate turn of events.

The negative person will have to wait longer, if at all he will bounce back. He will have to go through long pity parties, lose some more sleep, be overly stressed and maybe even go through depression.

Choose your path now and have some control of the future.

12. “Negativity is cannibalistic. The more you feed it, the bigger and stronger it grows.” – Bobby Darnell

You have had your share of experience with negativity. If you’ve been keen enough, you’ll have noticed that negativity takes a toll on you. It leaves you emotionally and psychologically drained.

When you allow it to run your life, you are actually feeding it. It however turns the table on you and starts feeding on you.

Give it some minutes and you’ll notice your whole body being involved, slowly making you tired. Give it enough time and your whole body will have no strength.

Not to mention that you will have wasted time too.

13. “People who project negativity typically have low self-esteem. They feel badly about themselves, and their negativity is simply a reflection of those feelings.” – Hendrie Weisinger

Here is a quote which helps you understand the root of the problem. Negative people have issues they haven’t taken care of. Since they haven’t developed themselves, they are jealous of the progress you make.

Whatever words they speak to you, just know that they are expressing their dissatisfaction with their own lives. Understand that and you will have an easier time keeping the effects of their comments and advice at bay.

14. “Some people can’t function without negativity because bringing down others makes them feel better.” – Anonymous

This is mediocrity at its best, and negative people always end up living mediocre lives. Negative people get comfort from the “fact” that things can’t be done.

As a result, the more the people who can’t do those things, the better. This shows them that the problem is not with them but with the situation.

As such, when they spot you moving forward, they will try to pull you down so as to sustain their beliefs.

15. “Do not allow negative people to turn you into one of them.” – Anonymous

This is one of the goals that negative people have. Consciously or unconsciously, they try to recruit others into their club. This is their way of feeling comfortable. They become uneasy seeing someone else doing what they cannot do.

You should not blame them for what they are doing. You have the ability and power to change the outcome of your life. So take charge and stay on the right path.

16. “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Eliot

Afraid that you have lost the opportunity you had? Thinking that you could have made it if you made the right choice during your teen years? Thinking you’re now too old to achieve your goals?

Your mind is as good as you let it be. Whether seemingly young or old, your age should not hold you back.

Once you decide you want to achieve your goals, you will find ways of improving your mind and it will cooperate with you. Believe in yourself. Decide that you can do it. Decide to do it then go for it.

17. “Fall seven times and stand up eight.” – Japanese Proverb

Success never comes without some failures. Why? If it did, then you wouldn’t know how to maintain it.

You would not have learned enough lessons to teach you how to handle success. Or how to navigate through the challenges of living with success.

You need to have experienced shortages in money to know how to budget; betrayal by friends to know that you can’t trust everyone with everything; faced enough opposition to know how to fight so as not to lose your success.

Therefore, failing is not an end in itself but a necessary stepping stone.

Treat failures as opportunities to learn through experience. And no matter how many times you fail, you can still rise up. Remember to focus on your goals.

18. “When the world pushes you to your knees, you’re in the perfect position to pray.” – Rumi

For the determined soul, there is no giving up. And the truth is, no situation is bad enough. You can turn any situation to work in your favor.

When you’re down, it’s not an opportunity to cry but to pray. At some point, things will get beyond your human strength; that will be the best opportunity to seek God.

Praying does not mean you’re weak, it means that you’re smart. Smart enough to know that you need God to help you, especially if you’re going after a big goal.

19. “If a person finds negative people in his life, then he needs to mend his own nature than that of others, for his own basic grounding decides the level of acidic or toxicity surrounding him.” – Anuj Somany

Some things happen so naturally that you don’t get to notice them. You only notice the results. If you are wondering why there are always negative people around you, you may need to check yourself first.

Your genes and environment contribute to how you relate with others. As such, your disposition may be what brings negative people around you. One way this happens is when you’re too nice to people.

Afraid of hurting them, you tolerate them and end up hurting yourself. Watch the below video to know what to do about it.

20. “Sensitive souls draw in the negativity of others because they are so open.” – John Gray

This may surprise you, but it’s true. You see, negative people are everywhere, but they concentrate on certain people.

If for example you are an empath, you’ll notice that you have had many experiences with negative people. It’s not a coincidence. Negative people are attracted to empaths because of their sensitivity.

Negative people desperately need love and attention, though they cannot admit it. Sensitive people like empaths can easily detect this and are always open to offer it.

Since empaths have huge reserves of compassion, negative people feed on this as they give out what they have. The result?

The sensitive person grows weaker because while he sought to help, the patient never really wanted help. He just wanted a soft landing without the work required to make changes.

If you are a sensitive person, look out for signs of negativity and learn how to stay safe.

21. “The more you dwell on what you don’t have, the more you get what you don’t want.” – Unknown

This could be taken as a definition of negativity. Focus on the wrong thing and that’s what you get.

Ask any entrepreneur who never had enough money to start his business. It is never about what you don’t have but what you have. If you sit all day thinking of what you lack, you won’t move.

The truth is, you have whatever is most important. Do you want to start a business? You don’t need money, you just need an idea. The resources are all over and you will get them.

22. “Worry and negativity are a misuse of your imagination.” – Anonymous

Worry and negativity are just perceptions of the reality. For example, you may have a great voice. That’s the reality. Negativity will however tell you that you can’t sing because you’ve never been recognized for your voice.

Do you see the disconnect from reality?

Whether you’ve been recognized before or not, that doesn’t change the fact that you have a great voice.

Do all musicians have the same voice? No. Yet they are successful in their own right. Stop using your imagination on worst case scenarios and imagine the success. Imagine the fame. Imagine the inspiration you will give others.

There are better things to imagine, not the false realities which cause you fear and anxiety. Break free today and become what you’re meant to be.

23. “Every day you must unlearn the ways that hold you back. You must rid yourself of negativity, so you can learn to fly.” – Leon Brown

Whatever number of years you have lived on this beautiful earth, your mind has taken in some negativity. Although your mind cannot fill up like a computer hard drive, it sure needs cleaning before saving new, more useful information.

Unlearning the wrong things is necessary if you are to learn important things. When you unlearn, you create room for what you want to learn.

After deciding what you want, destroy what tells you that you can’t achieve it. Fight it then replace it with the new information. The truth that you can achieve your goals.

If a voice plays back all the facts that prove you cannot make it, tell it that you can and remind it of your special talent.

Does it tell you that you don’t have experience? Even those who have it were never born with it. You are too old to do it now? Determination will see you through. Talk back to that voice and soon, you will dominate it.

24. “Negativity is the enemy of creativity.” – David Lynch

If you’re negative about your goals, you can never see how to achieve them. Achieving your goals needs you to be open minded and creative so as to come up with solutions.

Rarely will your mind generate solutions if you’re trapped in negativity. Creativity will simply not work, unless it is showing you new ways in which you cannot succeed.

25. “Guard your heart above all else, for it determines the course of your life.” – Prov 4:23 (NLT)

It is in your heart that your dreams and visions are generated and housed. If you want to find your life’s purpose, check with your heart, not your mind. Your mind is just a tool, albeit a powerful one, to help you act out what is inside you.

This wisdom from king Solomon, the wisest man who ever lived, tells you how best to live a worthwhile life.

Your life is precious and the essence of it flows from your heart. Guarding your heart saves you many problems. You will avoid unnecessary betrayals, disappointments and other setbacks.

This does not mean you close yourself up and be scared. It means be careful who or what you allow into your private space. It is in your private space that you craft your success.

26. “It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” – Confucius

Every person has a unique path in his quest for success. A common tragedy that befalls many starts when they compare themselves to others.

You may see others go fast. But do you know what they are really chasing? Maybe they decided to achieve a small milestone then drop out of the race. Is that what you also want?

Be comfortable with the pace you’re going at. Of course, go faster where possible. But don’t condemn yourself when you don’t go as fast as you think you can.

27. “No matter how valuable you are and your ideas, fools will certainly play both of you down, so exclude yourselves from the inflammatory environs of fools.” – Michael Bassey Johnson

It is not an insult to refer to those who cannot see and respect your value as fools.

Fools generally do not know the value of what they have; be it friends or their own strengths. This is why they misuse what they have. And one of the most misused resource in the hands of fools is time.

If a fool knew the importance of time, for example, he would understand that you needed to succeed yesterday. He would then either help you or simply stay out of the way. And if he also wanted success, he would consult you.

But what does he do instead? He idly tries to talk you out of your dreams. His speech is full of harmful pessimism punctuated with facts which point in the wrong direction. Keep off his company.

28. “When someone tells me “no,” it doesn’t mean I can’t do it, it simply means I can’t do it with them.” – Karen E. Quinones Miller

It’s important to understand what some messages really mean. This helps you stay positive as you will not bear any unnecessary burdens.

If someone does not believe in himself, that should not make you stop believing in yourself.

This actually helps you weed out potential problems. You now know that they are not willing to put in the effort to succeed. This tells you that you cannot trust them with any part of your goals.

If for example you’re starting a business, such people would not be ideal partners. Not even good employees.

29. “Negativity may knock at your door, but that doesn’t mean you have to let it in.” – Anonymous

Opportunities to indulge negativity abound. The number of people who gave up on their dreams are more than those who pursued and achieved theirs.

Therefore, negative advice, comments and opinions will always be floating around. It’s your job to ensure they don’t gain entry into your life.

If they do, you won’t be able to achieve your dreams. Watch the below video for more on this.

30. Life is too short to spend in negativity. So I have made a conscious effort to not be where I don’t want to be.” – Hugh Dillon

You need to make this decision. It is for your own good.

It also shows that you value yourself and if you do, then you will want to keep the company of negativity away. Love yourself and pursue what will bring joy and meaning to your life.

31. “Remember…Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.” – Ziad K. Abdelnour

Is someone trying to pull you down? They are just being jealous that you rose above them. This is despite them having the opportunity to decide to also rise.

But because you have decided not to settle for mediocrity, you have to keep soaring.

Understanding this truth will enable you know the direction you will head if you allow negativity to rule your life. With the power to make choices, make the right one. Keep rising and moving till you get to your goals.

32. “The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you use them.” – Unknown

On the path you have taken towards greatness, challenges will show up. What will your response be?

Will it be that the challenges are too many? Will you be getting tired of overcoming them? Doing this will empower thoughts of giving up.

Instead, be positive and look at those challenges as opportunities to develop more strength. With more strength, you stand better chances of achieving your goal.

Do you even realize that the past challenges are the ones which enabled you get this far?

33. “If someone tells you, “You can’t” they really mean, “I can’t.” – Sean Stephenson

People will always try to project their inabilities onto you. When they try doing something and they fail, they assume that everyone else can’t.

Worse still, they try to ensure that no one succeeds so that they are proven right. This way, it remains true that they haven’t succeeded because it’s impossible.

When you understand that they are merely expressing the inabilities they have embraced, you will have an easier time moving forward. You will not be bound by their negative perspectives.

34. “If you hear a voice within you say ‘you cannot paint,’ then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.” –- Vincent Van Gogh

Nothing beats negativity like giving it hard evidence proving it wrong. It gets silenced and starts respecting you immediately, even if it doesn’t want to.

The best way to get this hard evidence is by tackling your fears.

This also has the added benefit of building up your mind. If you consistently tell off negativity by doing the opposite of what it expects, you become more courageous. It will then be easier to overcome challenges.

35. “You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude toward what happens to you, and in that, you will be mastering change rather than allowing it to master you.” – Brian Tracy

The issue is not what happens, but how you respond to what happens.

When you have a positive attitude towards the situations you are in, then you stand a better chance of attaining success. A positive attitude helps you see the opportunity in every situation.

This gives you a head start in making the changes required for a better outcome. If you are negative, you will spend more time grumbling about the situation.

You will end up being forced to change and the direction to go will be forced on you too.

36. “You only have control over three things in your life – the thoughts you think, the images you visualize, and the actions you take.” – Jack Canfield

Though only three, these are very powerful things to be able to control.

What you think, you create. The images you visualize, are closer to being achieved because you have now seen the end result. Now what remains is acting accordingly.

And that also is in your hands.

37. “If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.” – Michael Jordan

There is only one reason you have decided to take action about your life—to change things for the better.

You are the one who knows what change you want. You define it, work towards it and achieve it. When you allow yourself to live as per people’s expectations, you will be trying to live their lives.

Allowing their expectations to direct you means you abandon your goals and start pursuing theirs.

You will only become miserable because you’ll be seeking their approval. Let them pursue their own expectations. As for you, pursue yours and see your life change. Then you can enjoy the results.


There you go, champion. You have the power in your hands. By now, you should have already decided not to give negativity your attention.

Recognize it, ignore it and move forward. And do you know what the beautiful thing is? Soon enough, negativity will either have to change its opinion or remain forever silent.

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37 Inspirational Quotes to Conquer Any Negativity in Your Life

quotes for clever people

Clever words do not cost much, but they can accomplish much. Clever people are rare and they speak less, but the little words they speak makes much sound. Over the years we have gathered lots of clever sayings that means a lot and has changed so many lives. Here they are.

100 Amazing Clever Sayings

1. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway

2. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

3. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

4. A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

5. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

6. Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.

7. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

8. An American’s a person who isn’t afraid to criticize the president but is always polite to traffic cops.

9. If I love you, what business is it of yours? — Johann van Goethe

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. It is your concern when your neighbor’s wall is on fire.

12. Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.

13. It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.

14. I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.

15. Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.

16. It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

17. The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

18. “Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

19. “The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. ”

20. “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”

21. “Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. ”

22. “War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. ”

23. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. ”

24. “It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.”

25. “God is clever, but not dishonest.”

26. “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. ”

27. “Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties. ”

28. “To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”

29. “Clever men are good, but they are not the best.”

30. “Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.”

See Also:100 Beautiful Sayings and Quotes

100 Good Sayings

31. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

32. The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

33. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

34. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

35. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

36. If you don’t pray in my school, I won’t think in your church.

37. You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do.

38. Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.

39. life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

40. Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult.

41. The old believe everything, the middle- aged suspect everything, the young know everything

42. Delusions are often functional. A mother’s opinions about her children’s beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

43. To appreciate heaven well, it’s good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell

44. Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed

45. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

46. It’s your god. They’re your rules. *You* go to hell.

47. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

48. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

49. My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

50. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

More Amazing Clever Sayings

51. “Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.”

52. “You can’t be late until you show up.”

See Also: 100 Old Sayings

100 Life Sayings

53. “Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway”

54. “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.”

55. “A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.”

56. Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.

57. It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.

58. You never learn anything by doing it right.

59. “I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness ”

60. “Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. ”

61. “If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?”

62. If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

63. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

64. You can’t be late until you show up.

65. books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t if you keep reading, you’ll go broke

66. Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out.

67. As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.

68. Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

69. “If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.”

70. “A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station… ”

71. “My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions? ”

72. Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

73. A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.

74. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

75. Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

76. If you’re gonna go, go obnoxiously.

77. In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

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78. It’s amazing how nice people are to you when they know you’re going away.

79. I am erotic. You are kinky. They are perverts. We protect. Our allies enforce. Our enemies oppress. Congress appropriates. Microsoft lobbies. Citizens steal.

80. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

81. You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

82. Calling an engineer an applied scientist is like calling an artistic painter an applied pigment chemist.

83. “The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources ”

84. “Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t if you keep reading, you’ll go broke”

85. “A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.”

86. “A clever man commits no minor blunders.”

87. “How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.”

88. Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

89. George Bernard Shaw

90. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain

91. Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Albert Schweitzer

92. Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.Walter Kerr

93. Clever tyrants are never punished.Voltaire

94. The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a clever woman to manage a fool. Rudyard Kipling

95. So much interviewing these days is about the presenter – I’m a clever boy, I’m going to be smart with people; or it’s a trivial – how do you like your eggs boiled? Michael Parkinson

96. Clever liars give details, but the cleverest don’t. Anonymous

97. The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. W. C. Fields

98. I prefer players not to be too good or clever at other things. It means they concentrate on football.
Bill Nicholson

99. To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves. Nothing is often a good thing to say, and always a clever thing to say.Will Durant

100. You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
Naguib Mahfouz

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Clever Sayings and Quotes

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There’s nothing like a really clever joke or one-liner to make us laugh, and that’s why we the team at Quotereelreally enjoyed collecting these clever quotes. Most of them are funny, some of them are thoughtful, and some are thought-provoking.

Clever humor is often based on sarcasm, which is a way of saying something different from what is actually meant. But nowadays sarcasm can be very crude, so we decided to choose only clever sarcastic quotes, or quotes based on irony, which is the gentler cousin of sarcasm. We hope you enjoy these quotes as much as we do, and if you do, be sure to check out our funny friendship quotes.

Often the best clever quotes are actually making fun of the person saying them, which shows that some very clever people enjoy making fun of themselves, instead of others. Humor is a great way to soften the blow of becoming aware of one’s faults and shortcomings, and so helps us to forgive ourselves for not being perfect. We all screw up sometimes, and it’s great to see the funny side of the situation and then move on.

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195 Funny Clever Sayings about Life and Love

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Saying Images share the most clever quotes ever, witty sayings with pictures. These quick-witted, funny & wise quotes will add humor to your conversations, easy to break the ice & show how clever you are.

Top Clever Quotes

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.

Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument.

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. – Doris M. Smith

I haven’t failed at anything, I’ve just found all the wrong ways of doing it.

Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you’re temporarily upset.

Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

Tough times never last, but tough people do. (Image credit: Lydiadiary)

They say never judge a book by its cover but they also said a picture is worth a thousand words.

Good girls are found on every corner of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You’re pretty close to perfect when you’re standing next to me.

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

Never let the things you want make you forget the things you have.

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. – Benjamin Disraeli

Sometimes the most clever thing to say is nothing at all.

Maybe it’s true, maybe we don’t know what we have until we’ve lost it. But maybe it’s also true that we don’t know what we’re missing until we find it.

At the end of the day you can either focus on what’s tearing you apart or what’s holding you together.

The risk I took was calculated but man, am i bad at math.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If you like me, then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?

Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. ― John Lennon

No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” – Maya Angelou.

It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don’t have to. – Walter Linn

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. – Marlo Thomas

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. – Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. – Confucius

People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. There is much chaos in this world because things are being loved and people are being used.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.

Wise man talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. – Oscar Wilde

Once you learn how to be happy, you won’t tolerate being around people who make you feel anything less.

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Before looking through our selection of clever quotes you should ask yourself: “ What does being When I was young, I admired clever people.

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