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Share the funniest and most hilarious happy birthday wishes with your friends and family and put a big smile on their faces.

You don’t need a lot of words to wish someone a happy birthday. The point is to let the special person know you’re thinking about them on their big day. You can do that with a brief birthday card message, a text, a social media post, or even by speaking to them face-to-face (what a novel idea!).

In fact, the words “happy birthday” are all you really need. But then, that might be a little too brief – not to mention generic. To help you come up with a message that’s meaningful without being verbose, here’s a list of short birthday wishes for all the important people in your life.

Note: If you’re looking for a short message for a birthday cake, we have a separate list for that.

Simple | Funny | Sweet | For Best Friend | For Boyfriend | For Girlfriend | For Mother | For Father | For Brother | For Sister | For Cousin

Simple

Here are some short and simple birthday messages that work for just about anyone.

  • Congratulations on another year well lived.
  • Best wishes on your birthday – may you have many, many more.
  • Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.
  • Best wishes for a fantastic person on [his/her] birthday.
  • Happy Birthday! Today is a good day to spend some time with family, and some money on yourself.
  • I hope you treat yourself to something special on your birthday – you deserve it!
  • Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people on the planet.
  • Getting older sucks, but you make it look easy.
  • You make life more fun for everyone you meet. Thanks for being you.
  • You do so much for others, I hope you find time to do something for yourself on your birthday.

Funny

Putting a smile on someone’s face is one of the best things you can do for them on their birthday. Here are some short and funny birthday wishes you can use.

  • Your birthday’s here! Another year! Have good cheer! Grab a beer!
  • I hope everyone remembers your birthday, but forgets how old you are.
  • Congratulations on another year on Earth.
  • There’s something in the air today… I think it’s an old fart.
  • I’d tell you to spoil yourself today, but you’re already pretty rotten!
  • Have a great birthday, and remember to never act your age.
  • Older, wiser, AND sexier? You’re doing something right, [girl/boy].
  • You’re going to need a bigger cake for all those candles!
  • Cheer up. Turning a year older is better than the alternative.
  • Remember, you can get away with anything when it’s your birthday.

Sweet

A few nice words can really make someone’s (birth)day. Here are some short and sweet messages for someone who means a lot to you. For many more sweet birthday wishes, see these “Happy Birthday, Beautiful” messages.

  • If you get even half the birthday presents you deserve, I’ll come save you. Because you’ll be drowning in them.
  • Here’s hoping you have a birthday that’s as special and wonderful as you are.
  • I’m so grateful you were born on this day [age] years ago. It’s like a holiday for me!
  • There’s not enough room on the planet for all the birthday presents you deserve.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who just gets better and better with age.

For Best Friend

A best friend deserves a unique birthday wish, such as one of the following. For lots more options, see this list of birthday wishes for a best friend.

  • I’m celebrating today. It’s the anniversary of my favorite person being born.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who’s absolutely, positively indispensable to me.
  • If being awesome were a crime, you’d be on the top of the Most Wanted list. Happy Birthday!
  • Wishing my BFF an FFB (Effing Fantastic Birthday).
  • Happy Birthday to one of the awesomest people who ever lived.

For Boyfriend

Here are some short birthday wishes for a boyfriend.

  • Hope you have an awesome day! The best boyfriend ever deserves the best birthday ever!
  • Sending you birthday wishes, hugs, and kisses.
  • Happy Birthday to the man I love. You deserve everything life has to offer.
  • Lots of love to my birthday beau.
  • Thanks for being born [age] years ago and growing up to be so damn foxy.

For Girlfriend

Here are some quick messages for a special lady on her birthday.

  • I’m celebrating you today, because you mean so much to me.
  • Happy Birthday! I can’t wait to give you your “pinch to grow an inch” in private.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who makes every day of my life special.
  • One day isn’t enough to celebrate someone as special as you.
  • Happy Birthday, baby. I’ll be thinking about you all day today… just like every other day.

For Mother

Your mom will undoubtedly be touched that you even remembered her birthday. Here are some ideas on what to say. For more ideas – a bunch more – see this list of birthday wishes for Mom.

  • Happy Birthday to the best mom a kid could ask for!
  • Hope you get some time to relax on your birthday – you’ve earned it after years of taking care of me.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who always made my childhood birthdays special.

For Father

Need to come up with a short saying for Dad on his big day? Here are some ideas. For a full list of birthday wishes for Pop, check out this article.

  • Happy Birthday to one hell of a dad.
  • Dad, thanks for being born. I wouldn’t be here without you.
  • Dad, I didn’t always appreciate you when I was growing up, but I sure do now. Have a good one.

For Brother

Here are some short messages for a brother on his birthday. You can find more options in this article.

  • You smell like a monkey, and you look like one too. Happy Birthday, bro!
  • You’re good at this brother thing. I’m so glad you were born [age] years ago.
  • Growing up with you was never boring, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

For Sister

And here are some short sayings for a birthday sister. For more ideas, see our full list of birthday wishes for Sis.

  • You’re my sister and my friend, and you’re equally amazing at both. Happy Birthday, Sis!
  • I wouldn’t have said this when we were kids, but I’m really glad you were born.
  • My life would be about 99% less awesome without you – thanks and Happy Birthday!

For Cousin

Finally, here are some brief sayings to wish a cousin a happy birthday.

  • Happy Birthday to a cousin who’s been like a [brother/sister] to me.
  • Birthday hugz for my cuz.
  • Hope you get birthday presents by the dozen, my cousin.

Check out this awesome collection of 100+ funny birthday wishes for friends with hilarious images and 10 funny ideas to wish happy birthday.

105 Funny Birthday Wishes and Messages

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If you are fortunate enough to have a good friend or a best friend, then you have something that many people do not: a bond with another person that is truly unique and special. And if it is your friend’s birthday, then you’ll want to find just the right way to say happy birthday friend. Finding the perfect words for someone who has played such an important role in our life can be a challenge, but never fear, this collection of birthday wishes for friend and birthday wishes for best friend will help you do just that. We hope that you and your friend have the best birthday celebration together, and many more!

This compilation contains:

  • Birthday wishes for friend
  • Birthday wishes for a best friend
  • Funny birthday wishes for best friend

Birthday Wishes for Friend - Happy Birthday Friend

  • I feel so lucky to have you as my friend. Hope your birthday is as special as you are.May all of your dreams come true. Thanks for being such a great friend. Happy birthday!
  • I am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a fantastic birthday!
  • I want to wish you all the love and happiness in the world, all of which you deserve. Happy birthday my friend!
  • I am grateful that you are a part of my life. All the best on your birthday!
  • In good times and bad, I’ll always be by your side. Happy birthday friend!
  • Happy, happy birthday! You deserve all the cakes, love, hugs and happiness today. Enjoy your day my friend!
  • May God shower you with blessings today and always. Happy birthday wishes for my friend!
  • Happy, healthy, exceptional, rocking birthday to you my friend!
  • Every step of the way you were there for me. Through thick and thin I’ll always be there for you. Happy birthday wishes!
  • Thanks for another year of being an awesome friend. Happy birthday dear friend!

Birthday Wishes for Best Friend - Happy Birthday Best Friend

  • I am grateful for your true friendship. Hope you birthday is amazing as you are my best friend!
  • I wish you love, hope and everlasting joy and happiness. Thank you for being my best friend!
  • I am so proud to be your best friend. May you have a happy and healthy birthday!
  • You understand me like nobody else. I have a sibling in you my friend. Happy birthday to my best friend!
  • Thank you always being there to listen. I am so lucky to have you as my best friend. Enjoy your birthday!
  • I am so thankful and happy that we are best friends. Enjoy your birthday and happy birthday wishes for my best friend!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

  • Happy birthday to my best friend, the one who laughs at my silly jokes and still stands beside me even when I do dumb and stupid things!
  • Best friend: someone whom you can be yourself with, someone who you can have pointless conversations with, someone who still likes you even when you’re weird, someone who forgets to buy you a birthday gift…that’s why I came up with this. Happy birthday my best friend!
  • Happy birthday to my best friend! We are such a great team: I am smart, good-looking and talented and you are great at being my friend!
  • You may be getting older but at least I still look great! Happy birthday best friend!

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100+ Happy Birthday Funny Wishes, Quotes, Jokes & Images

Looking for Happy Birthday funny wishes, quotes, jokes and images to put a smile on someone's face on their birthday? Whether it's for him or for her, a friend or a colleague, or maybe even a belated birthday wish, we've got you covered with our huge selection of funny birthday wishes.

Write them in birthday cards, send them by SMS or email, or message someone on Facebook or Twitter. No matter how you send one of these funny wishes you're sure to brighten their birthday and make them laugh!

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Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

A selection of happy birthday funny quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Don't let ageing get you down... it's too hard to get back up again!

Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.

Technically you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!

Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
~ Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
~ Helen Hayes

I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!

Funny birthday wishes about getting older:

It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
~ Unknown.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

You're not old! ...oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that...

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us.

Don't grow up... It's a trap!

Great news! ...you're still alive!

You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... if you could remember any of it.

You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.

Don't think of it as turning [insert age]. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.

Looking [insert age] is great - if you're sixty.

[For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

[insert age]?! I demand a recount!

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here's to many more.

Happy birthday! And remember you're not [insert age] ...you're 18 with [XX] years' experience.

[Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!

You're 60? That's only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Her

A collection of funny happy birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, or female friends.

The secret to staying young is make up... make up an age, then stick with it!

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile... and then we'll be new friends!

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani

You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

You suck at ageing! Can you at least try to look older?

Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Him

Happy birthday funny wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up!

Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ ... nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.

Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope

You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!

A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
~ Henry Youngman


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Happy Birthday Funny Belated Wishes

Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I'm sure it will get you back in their good books...

I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!

I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!

I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Best Friend

Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday.

Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything.

Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them.

You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.

At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

You're turning the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.

Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

[For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.

By the time you're your age, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
~ Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John Grier

Happy 21st again!

If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent!


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Happy Birthday Funny Jokes

A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.

How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.

What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? ...pop music!

I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

I always get this warm feeling on my birthday - people won't stop toasting me.

Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.

Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?
Because it's far too difficult to put them on the bottom.

You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

You know you're old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office.

You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize.

Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? .....None, only babies!


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More Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

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Happy Birthday Wishes For Friend

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Another year older, another cake to eat!

You wake up one day and realize that this day is more special than other days ... it's your bestie's bday! So, obviously you have to blow up her Facebook and Instagram with all the best happy birthday quotes to get her feeling special the moment she wakes up.

Your best friend is one of the most special people in your life. She has been there with you for so many memories both good and bad.

You have had wild times getting into some fun trouble and being partners in crime. You have had amazing experiences maybe traveling or going through life stages together. And you have been supportive through all of the hard times that both of you have come by.

The bottom line is your best friend is so important to you and you want to show them that you always care.

You could bake them a cake. If it were my best friend I would want vanilla with buttercream frosting *cough cough*.

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You could get them an awesome gift, maybe something she has been hinting at for a while. Or something sentimental that would make her smile. Or you could take her out, drinks, dinner all of that fun stuff.

It can be tough to celebrate your bestie's bday if you are far apart.

If you are in Philadelphia and your best friend lives in Boston it can be tough to get up there to see her if you both have busy schedules. But that doesn't mean you still can't do something special!

Sending her a quote or a message just to show that you care is a great way to just warm her heart. It doesn't have to be anything big or fancy to be special. You can just say a few small things and the rest will be taken care of.

If you are running out of funny, sweet or sentimental birthday wishes for your number one, look no further!

We have got a whole list of funny happy birthday quotes and wishes for you to share with your very best friend!

1. That's what best friends are for!

"Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday best friend!"

2. She is so special in your eyes.

"You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you"

3. Best friends are a dime a dozen.

"Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I'm so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day"

4. Sometimes she needs a reminder of how amazing she is.

"Happy Birthday to my amazing, beautiful, and fabulous best friend"

5. That day would be spectacular.

Happy Birthday beautiful friend. May your day be as beautiful as you are"

6. Because she deserves it!

"Happy Birthday. May each an every moment of your special day be filled with the same joy and happiness you bring to others."

7. Your best friend is a queen.

"Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday"

8. You always wish her the best.

"Happy Birthday. Live beautifully, love generously, laugh freely. Thanks for being a fantastic friend. I hope this year brings you the best that life has to offer"

9. She is the one and only.

"Happy Birthday to my irreplaceable friend"

10. Another testament to keeping each other a bit sane.

"Happy Birthday to one of my best friends! Here's to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya"

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11. If it can't be in person then send it over message.

"A big birthday hug for you!"

12. You wish the world for her.

"Wishing my friend a beautiful day. Hopes and dreams I'm sending your way. May all be good and all come true on this very special day for you"

13. Hopefully, it is.

"Happy Birthday to my incredible friend. I hope the year ahead is full of reasons to celebrate"

14. My wish for you ...

"May you live to be so old that the mere site of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers."

15. No limits apply.

"Fabulosity has no age. Happy Birthday, Girl!"

16. Could you imagine not having your best friend there to listen to your everyday rants?!

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous."

17. Wishing you love, every single day.

"I wish for you tremendous love, luck and laughter. For today, tomorrow and for days thereafter. Have a wonderful birthday!"

18. It just doesn't get any better than this level of happiness.

"I hope your Birthday finds you this happy."

19. All of the wishes for her.

"Wishing you happiness to welcome each morning. Wishing you laughter to make your heart sing. Wishing you friendship sharing and caring. And all of the joy the birthday can bring"- Noble Diary

20. *Winky face*

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!"

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21. The perfect combo.

"May your special day be sweet and spicy just like you, bestie!"

22. You can't help that you are so excited.

"Can't keep calm, it's my best friend's birthday"

23. Simple but meaningful.

"I treasure our friendship! Happy Birthday!"

24. She is your ride or die.

"Happy Birthday. My partner in crime, my very best friend"

25. She should shine on this day.

"Happy Birthday my friend! Today is a day to celebrate you, so make it special and surround yourself with everything that makes you feel like the star you are!"

26. You are always her #1 supporter.

"I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and to let you know that you are not alone. Should you need someone to lean on, I will be here for you."

27. Some bday advice for your bestie.

"A new year begins and it's like a movie. You are the director. Make it a good one. Happy Birthday"

28. That's a promise.

"I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you'll wish you'd never been born ... Happy Birthday!"

29. So bright and beautiful.

"Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart... It's your birthday cake"

30. Duh, need I say more?

"Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need."

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31. Sisters from another mister.

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