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Birthdays only come once a year, and they can be special days for the celebrant. Birthdays can also be a time for joy, laughter, love, and (best of all!) jokes. They represent the perfect opportunity to cut loose and have a little fun. Amidst the hurried trappings of a busy life, after a long week at work, most people look forward to the weekend when they can enjoy their spare time at home with their families. But birthdays can be like mini-weekends, wherein people can relax and take a break to celebrate. It’s been scientifically proven that people who eat more cake smile more, hope for nicer things, and generally lead good lives filled with love (okay, maybe NOT scientifically proven, but it sounds good).  That’s why birthdays are the perfect time for old friends to catch up with one another after long absences apart. As a side benefit, to celebrate the fun of this day, funny birthday pictures often get posted, exchanged on social websites, and used as computer wallpaper.  Funny pictures are a source of endless joy, and are always worth a share!

One enjoyable activity during birthdays is sharing in the hilarity of funny birthday pictures, knowing that you’ll have the memories of that laughter even when the candles have been blown out, the wishes have been made, your birthday is over and you are no longer together.  Even if your birthday wishes work perfectly and all your dreams come true, you might still enjoy lots of photos of daughters celebrating birthdays with her family or some Merry Christmas wishes. In the meantime, endless joy abounds: here are some funny birthday pictures to make you laugh and remember your friends.

Cute Funny Birthday Pictures

1. Today’s your birthday?

Some people seem surprised when I tell them that it’s my birthday.  They act like I’m nuts!

2. Happy Birthday, from both of us.

No matter if you are cute or clever, the most important thing is you remembered my birthday. And it looks like you dressed up in a tuxedo, too! Though you forgot my name. Merry Christmas!

3. People don’t always post to my Facebook wall.

Well, it’s still a great thing that your friends still post on your Facebook, even if it’s just once a year. Maybe they think you’re the Most Interesting Man in the World.

4. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

If you love cakes then for sure you also love birthdays. Just be careful not to be all Goofy.

5. It’s my birthday?? Awwwwwwww Yeahhhhhhhh

As everyone knows, cute funny birthday pictures are the best when the model is topless.

6. You will receive many birthday texts & phone calls, but who actually mailed you a card?

Due to our modern technology, we seldom receive birthday cards from friends. Do Millenials even know what these blue boxes are for?

7. Cakes come in such crazy shapes these days, eh?

Funny Birthday Quotes: Gems like 'You know you are getting old when the candles You've heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and “you are looking.

60 Brilliant Birthday Messages, Wishes And Quotes

funny old man birthday wishes

Funny birthday quotes for cards, letters, notes, Facebook posts, emails, texts and more. Choose a favorite quotation and combine it with a birthday wish for a winning combination.

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The Best, Funny Birthday Quotes

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong

Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old
who are only my age.
Richard Armour

Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.
Faith Baldwin

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.
Doris Day

One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
William Feather

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Satchel Paige

We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.
Jonathon Swift

You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and “you are looking wonderful.”
Francis Cardinal Spellman

When I was young, the Dead Sea was still alive.
George Burns

Funny Birthday Quotes for Sister

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Maurice Chevalier

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
Malcolm Cowley

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Georges Clemenceau

I’m six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.
Darryl Dawkins

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T.S. Eliot

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Jim Fiebig

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Ogden Nash

If you survive long enough, you’re revered — rather like an old building.
Katherine Hepburn

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schultz

The first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe (The Simpsons)

If you’re yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
Griff Niblack

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Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends

I was brought up to respect my elders; and now I don’t have to respect anyone.
George Burns

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

Life begins at 40
Sophie Tucker

I’m not aging, I’m marinating.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Middle age is when a man is warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman.

Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.

Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations; and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.

Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.

If things get better with age, then you’re approaching outstanding.

The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.

You have the wisdom of the ages, but it doesn’t show.

Wrinkles are the service stripes of life

Hilarious Birthday Quotes

Pull out a gray hair and seven will come to its funeral.
Dutch Proverb

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.

Life is one big canvas, throw all the paint you can at it.
Danny Kaye

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit.
Anthony Powell

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.
Steve Owen

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Will Rogers

I’m in pretty good shape for the shape I’m in.
Mickey Rourke

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
Oscar Wilde

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde

I intend to live forever — so far, so good!
Stephen Wright

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48 Funny Birthday Quotes, Sayings, and Greetings

funny old man birthday wishes

Make old man birthday special by sending these unique “Happy Birthday Old Man” Quotes Wishes, and make them happy,  best wishes for the old man.

It can be your grandfather, grandmother, grand auntie or grand uncle, etc. you must have to respect them because at your childhood they made your early years best so this is your responsibility is celebrate their special day.

Happy Birthday Old Man Quotes

  • Better to be an old fort than a dumb ass, happy birthday.
  • Old is always gold so happy birthday to the gold.
  • Dear our birthday! Happy Birthday! We wish you a dear, strong health, vital wisdom, spiritual strength and optimism, inexhaustible energy, sincerity, honesty, and kindness. Live long, positive and happy.
  • A kind and wonderful man wants to wish with all his heart the unquenchable forces and confidence, good health and respect, bright ideas and useful deeds, sincere love and care of relatives, fun jokes and happy holidays of the soul.

  • Old age always knowing for experience so happy birthday to you in the most experienced age of life.
  • Old age just like a baby child so it’s the time to act like a child too so be happy always.

50+ Best Happy Birthday Son in Law Quotes Wishes

  • Hey, old men the Time to be happy is now a place to be happy is here to share your joy with near and dear.
  • Happy closer to being retired, congrats! Happy birthday.
  • I think that your birthday is a good day to reflect on all that you have done in this life of yours.
  • No matter how many years passed you by, it seems you have remained to be the same person.
  • Birthday Wishes For Elderly People
  • Age is but a number, those who are young at their heart are but forever young, enjoy this day!
  • Today is your day so Start seizing your day by starting it off with a smile, this one is completely yours, love it!
  • You are never too old to have a great party and celebrate the joy of living the life you have.
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  • You have gained the respect of so many people that I absolutely think you deserve this big day.
  • Aging is but a true work of art considering everything that it has given you and everyone else.
  • If the time comes that you forget who you are, I will be here to make you remember this day.
  • You are one of the greatest gifts the heavens have given the world, happy birthday to you!

  • You may think that you are still lacking but the truth is you are overflowing with kindness.
  • Happy birthday to you, keep on having a great day and just keep on celebrating your life.
  • Be happy that you are alive and healthy, that is all that matters to me, happy birthday to you.

Old man birthday wishes

Age is like wine –
It gets better with time
And coincidentally –
It gets better with wine!
Enjoy your special day!.

  • By the time you’re ** years old, you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it! Wishing you Many Happy Returns of your Birthday.
  • Old age is always ten years older than you are. So say cheers to life and have a Happy Birthday!
  • We are always the same age inside! Congratulations on your Birthday.
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  • To know how to grow old is the masterwork of wisdom. May you have many more special days!.
  • In this age, You have touched the lives of so many. May your birthday shine like your life.
  • It’s always nice to remember all the good times that we have spent together and I believe that today we are going to spend it even better.
  • We all are as old as we feel inside. I wish you to feel 18 years old tonight.
  • I heard you were middle-aged… as in, born in the Middle Ages. Happy Birthday, ye olde fate.
  • Very special day wishes to the man who probably can’t remember how old he is turning today.

Happy birthday Old man funny

  • Happy birthday old man and save some air to blow off candles.
  • Best Birthday wishes to an old fart what at least you know I am still breathing hope you have an awesome day.
  • Some words of wisdom for your birthday smile while you still have teeth.
  • Happy bday and some you may be getting old but look on the Bright Side.
  • A little late-  I must confess but it doesn’t mean that I am so sorry for the small delete but I do hope you had an awesome day.
  • Happy Birthday to the new wrinkle on your face welcome to another set of grey hair on your head.
  • Age is just a number in your case a really high one.

Birthday Wishes For Elderly People

  • Don’t get all weird about getting order folder our age is merely the number of here the world has been enjoying us.
  • Congratulation on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity you are truly an inspiration.
  • Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholars young no mo.
  • Happy birthday to one of the few people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis.
  • Old enough to know better young enough to still duet happy birthday.
  • We have been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the Bad Influence.
  • Your birthday is a painful reminder of how old I am getting.
  • My body knows how old I am but my mind refuses to believe it.
  • It’s your birthday I wish I could figure out how old you are but I hate long math Happy Birthday old man.
  • It’s your birthday I hope you are enjoying it.
  • You know you are getting old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together.
  • Never too old to party happy birthday.

60+ Best Happy Birthday Male Friend Wishes and Quotes

  • Never too old to party happy birthday.
  • Men at 25 play football men at 40 played tennis men at 60 play golf have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller.
  • Some things just get better with age happy birthday and you are definitely one of them.
  • From a few feet away you don’t know as old as you really are.
  • Happy birthday you are a year older and older than you have ever been before but you are younger than
  • You will be this time next year and in fact younger than you will never be again.
  • For old women Happy Birthday to a girl who is smart good looking and funny just like me.
  • My dear friend remembers one thing in your life is gets better with wine so let’s party.
  • For old women Happy Birthday to a girl who is smart good looking and funny just like me.
  • Happy Birthday to a guy who cool and Classic in every way I hope you have the most awesome day.
How to say happy bday to the old man
  • May you get as much praise and attention on your birthday as an average millennials field entitled to every day.
  • Better old and died happy birthday you. Muppet.
  • Even you are old a new chapter of life for you begins today to say goodbye to your past.
  • You are the man the old man but still the man.
  • 3 rules of getting older never pass a bathroom don’t waste a hard-on and never trust a fart.

  • Hey, I am not saying you are old I am just saying that if you were milk I had a smell you before I power you on my cereal.
    Remember how excited you were when you turned 5 years old you should be 10 times that excited.
  • Birthdays are good for your health studies has shown that people who have birthdays live the longest.
    Here is age to 21 years with 29 years of experience happy birthday.
  • Wrinkles should nearly indicate where Smiles have been.
  • When your skin is more dreams than YouTube Happy Birthday grandma.
  • You are older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow.
  • It looks 50 years to look good.
  • There is absolutely no good reason to act your age.
  • We are not getting old we are just awesome.
  • You are not getting older you are increasing in value.
  • Hello yes, you the old one happy birthday.
  • Congratulation you are now one more year closer to being known as the dirty old man.
  • The cheer up old age doesn’t last that long.
  • Hey, bro doesn’t know what it’s a trap.
  • Old enough to know better young enough to still do.
  • Happy birthday with age comes wisdom.
  • Old enough to know better young enough to still do.
  • Don’t get all weird about getting older our age is nearly the number of here and the world has been enjoying in us.
Grumpy old men birthday
  • I smell old people OH wait that you.
  • Happy Birthday to my old man from your old woman.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who deserves to be treasured. After all, fossils of your era are hard to find
  • Everything gets harder when you get older… except for your penis, of course. Happy Birthday, you old softy.
  • You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap.
  • Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive another birthday.
  • Congratulations on the birthday of a good man. From the bottom of my heart, I wish you a calm and happy river of life at the banks of good and prosperity. Let each day comes to new success and new success, let the heart cheerful holidays and sincere laughter. I wish that the years will not be reflected in health, well-being, and state of mind, but remain only as numbers.
  • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be the exception that proves the rule. Happy Birthday to an exceptional old guy
  • Years flee and run, and you remain the same old, confident, handsome man. You are an example for many, the embodiment of courage and strength. You have a lifetime behind you, which gave you invaluable
  • Experience. Today, on your birthday, I want to wish you good health, joy, longevity, and prosperity. Do not stand still, continue to enjoy life and then you will definitely become the happiest.

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes

Share these funny birthday quotes with the person celebrating their special day, may they bring a smile to their face! We offer funny birthday quotes about aging, ones that are famous and ones that are inspirational but funny.

A smile, some laughter may even help them live longer. No matter what the age, a birthday is a day to be recognized and celebrated.

You can use these funny birthday quotes in cards, in an email or in a text message. Let the person know you are thinking of them and make them smile!

    Famous Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Francis Bacon

  2. You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope

  3. After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler

  4. Live your life and forget your age. Norman Vincent Peale
    Live Life

  5. Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. Richard Bach
    Famous Quotes about Life

  6. We don't grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old. Ralph Waldo Emerson

  7. Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash
    Cute Quotes

  8. The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. Doris Day
    Growing Up

  9. Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. Golda Meir
    Happy Birthday Cuz

  10. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen

  11. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz

  12. Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Will Rogers

  13. Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it! Nicky Gumbel
    Quotes to Live By

  14. We must both, I'm afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars - more and more repairs and replacements are necessary. C. S. Lewis

  15. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball

  16. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain

  17. Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes

  18. It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle. Author Unknown

  19. This birthday when someone refers to your many years, you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless. Catherine Pulsifer
    Inspirational Quotes

  20. Don't regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it. Catherine Pulsifer

  21. Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine! Kate Summers

  22. Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. C.E.M. Joad
    Words of Encouragement

  23. Don't just count your years, make your years count. George Meredith

  24. The good thing about getting older is if you don't want to do something you can say, I'm too old to do that! Kate Summers

  25. You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. Irish Saying
    Funny Proverbs

  26. As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers. You do have an ability to control the flames. Chaka Khan
    Words of Encouragement for Women

  27. You're in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday Catherine Pulsifer

  28. It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
    Sad Quotes about Life

  29. Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. Jarod Kintz
    Make A Difference

  30. It's better to be over the hill than under it. Saying

  31. Funny Birthday Quotes about Aging

  32. Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Danish Proverb

  33. Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age. Byron Pulsifer
    Quote of The Day

  34. When we are old all our pleasures are behind us but when we are young all our troubles are before us. Irish Saying

  35. Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard

  36. At least you're not as old as you will be next year. Author Unknown
    Happy Birthday Wishes


The Impressive List Of Funny Birthday Wishes & Quotes . I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don't feel that you're under any pressure.

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