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Birthdays only come once a year, and they can be special days for the celebrant. Birthdays can also be a time for joy, laughter, love, and (best of all!) jokes. They represent the perfect opportunity to cut loose and have a little fun. Amidst the hurried trappings of a busy life, after a long week at work, most people look forward to the weekend when they can enjoy their spare time at home with their families. But birthdays can be like mini-weekends, wherein people can relax and take a break to celebrate. It’s been scientifically proven that people who eat more cake smile more, hope for nicer things, and generally lead good lives filled with love (okay, maybe NOT scientifically proven, but it sounds good). That’s why birthdays are the perfect time for old friends to catch up with one another after long absences apart. As a side benefit, to celebrate the fun of this day, funny birthday pictures often get posted, exchanged on social websites, and used as computer wallpaper. Funny pictures are a source of endless joy, and are always worth a share!
One enjoyable activity during birthdays is sharing in the hilarity of funny birthday pictures, knowing that you’ll have the memories of that laughter even when the candles have been blown out, the wishes have been made, your birthday is over and you are no longer together. Even if your birthday wishes work perfectly and all your dreams come true, you might still enjoy lots of photos of daughters celebrating birthdays with her family or some Merry Christmas wishes. In the meantime, endless joy abounds: here are some funny birthday pictures to make you laugh and remember your friends.
Some people seem surprised when I tell them that it’s my birthday. They act like I’m nuts!
No matter if you are cute or clever, the most important thing is you remembered my birthday. And it looks like you dressed up in a tuxedo, too! Though you forgot my name. Merry Christmas!
Well, it’s still a great thing that your friends still post on your Facebook, even if it’s just once a year. Maybe they think you’re the Most Interesting Man in the World.
If you love cakes then for sure you also love birthdays. Just be careful not to be all Goofy.
As everyone knows, cute funny birthday pictures are the best when the model is topless.
Due to our modern technology, we seldom receive birthday cards from friends. Do Millenials even know what these blue boxes are for?
Funny Birthday Quotes: Gems like 'You know you are getting old when the candles You've heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and “you are looking.
Funny birthday quotes for cards, letters, notes, Facebook posts, emails, texts and more. Choose a favorite quotation and combine it with a birthday wish for a winning combination.
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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old
who are only my age.
Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.
You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and “you are looking wonderful.”
Francis Cardinal Spellman
When I was young, the Dead Sea was still alive.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
I’m six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
If you survive long enough, you’re revered — rather like an old building.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe (The Simpsons)
If you’re yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
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I was brought up to respect my elders; and now I don’t have to respect anyone.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw
Life begins at 40
I’m not aging, I’m marinating.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Middle age is when a man is warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman.
Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations; and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.
Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.
If things get better with age, then you’re approaching outstanding.
The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
You have the wisdom of the ages, but it doesn’t show.
Wrinkles are the service stripes of life
Pull out a gray hair and seven will come to its funeral.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
Life is one big canvas, throw all the paint you can at it.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit.
The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
I’m in pretty good shape for the shape I’m in.
Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
I intend to live forever — so far, so good!
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A smile, some laughter may even help them live longer. No matter what the age, a birthday is a day to be recognized and celebrated.
You can use these funny birthday quotes in cards, in an email or in a text message. Let the person know you are thinking of them and make them smile!
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