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A brother is a great sibling to have. He’s always there for his female siblings and the rest of the family. At school, he rescues a sister from bullies, and defends her no matter what it takes. He’s in the center of activities at home. Even when the siblings are all grown and have left home, he still extends his brotherly care in different forms and would not hesitate to lend a helping hand in any way possible.

One of the great ways to appreciate a brother and put a smile on his face is to write funny brotherly birthday wishes on his birthday. Integrating a sense of humor to your birthday wishes to a brother will make your wishes even more remarkable and well-appreciated.


Funny Birthday Wishes for an Older Brother

  • Though you bully me at home, you’ve always come to my rescue when I’m bullied at school and even in the neighborhood. Well, what can I do without you, big bro? Happy birthday!
  • I’m happy you’re getting older, I wish to even expedite your age, so that I will have our room alone to myself when you leave home! Happy birthday to my lovely, big brother.

Happy Birthday, old bro! There is no cake big enough to hold so many candles.

  • I can’t wait for you to get even older and get married. And that is because I can’t wait for you to have kids, so that I can return the annoying spankings that you gave me those days, to your kids. H.B.D big brother.
  • Brother, age is not just a number, don’t be deceived. If it is just a number, how come your wrinkles are increasing? Face it, you’re really becoming old. And, that’s why I couldn’t think of a better birthday gift for you than an anti-wrinkle cream! Happy birthday, dear big brother.
  • Both your ceaseless, infuriating scolding and your occasional pamper, they all make you a wonderful big brother! Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday, big brother. Am I supposed to get you a birthday gift? But, I thought as the big bro, you should treat me instead!
  • Hi older brother, I hope you’re not planning to place 25 candles on your cake, because it may end up becoming a candle-cake. Happy birthday to my one and only big brother.
  • Big brother, I wish you long life on this special day. Of course, you know that the best way for the wish to come true is for you to age faster! Happy birthday.
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  • Big bro, don’t be scared of your increasing years, it’s the fastest route to becoming a senior citizen and enjoying the benefits that follow. Happy birthday.
  • You are a brother to hold and to cherish for life…well, on the condition that you won’t stop running to my defense at all times J Happy birthday, big brother.
  • Big brother, the only gift that crossed my mind for you is a stylish lace wig, so that you can stylishly mask your bald head. Age seems to be obviously telling on it. Happy birthday to my older brother.

Happy Birthday, bro.

  • I feel like making hurray shouts to let the world hear about my big brother’s birthday. But, when I remembered I needed to shout 35 hurrays, I became scared that my voice my cease even before I get to the 35th one! Happy 35th birthday to my loving older brother.

Funny Birthday Wishes for a Kid Brother

  • What is the best gift for my kid brother on his birthday? Well, I think I have an idea – a longer and larger size of whip, to match your growing age and increasing naughtiness. Happy birthday to my loveliest kid brother.
  • Although you can be annoyingly naughty, you’re still my sweet, little brother and I love you. Happy birthday, kid brother.
  • Dear younger brother, the number of candles on your cake is growing by the year. Soon, you will join the bandwagon of those who need a trailer-load of candles to place on their cake, and of course the fire-fighting company to blow them off. Happy birthday to my loving younger brother.
  • Brother, I bought your favorite vanilla ice cream to celebrate your birthday, but your favorite puppy had it all licked up before I could return to put it in the refrigerator. There’s only one way out; should we kill him and rescue your ice cream? Happy birthday dear brother.
  • Little brother, I’m happy you’re growing older. At least, changing diapers is now off my neck! Happy birthday to my darling kid brother.
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  • 10 hearty cheers to my sweet younger brother – he’s 10 years old today! Anyway, don’t expect 10 candies, I only got 5 for you.
  • Happy birthday, kid brother. Being a year older today means the spoon-feeding days are over.

You are the best brother. You pay for all our drinks. Happy Bday!

Funny Birthday Poem for a Brother


My brother, so dear to my heart
My ‘bother’, never stopped throwing a dart
My brother, always giving me order
My sweet brother, always there to rescue me from another


My brother, my ever reliable ally
Keeping me safe by his side daily
Although he makes me cry sometimes
His soothing arm pampers me at all-times

Happy Birthday, little brother! After all these years, you’ve finally got older than me 🙂

Funny Birthday Quotes for a Special Brother

  • I have one request on your birthday, big brother; can we trade place, let me become the older brother while you become my kid brother, so that I can also get to give you some smacks. That’s the part of being an older brother that I love most! Happy birthday, big brother.
  • Happy birthday, dear brother. I pray that you become older quicker, so that you can make money and buy me all the things I need.
  • I can only say thank you very much brother, for always being there for me. But, the thanks do not include when you’re not there for me. Happy birthday, brother.
  • Growing older is a great way to get wiser. So, be proud you’re getting older, because it’s making you get wiser. Happy birthday, dearest brother.
  • Have a blast on your birthday, dear brother! Oh, I do not mean an explosion (like those you used to like when we were kids), I’m only saying you should have a fun-filled birthday.

Happy Birthday, Brother!


Funny “Happy Birthday, Brother!” Memes

If you’re wise today, you must have been a fool once.


When your brother has put less candles on his birthday cake.


When you’ve just reached the age of consent.


“Little Brother”, just “brother”. Happy Birthday, Bro!


Brother turns X-years-old, then says I am older.


I thought of you just before you were conceived.


Wishing you a birthday that doesn’t totally suck


Happy Birthday. I was going to drink anyway.

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Your brother is surely one of a kind and to honor that and let him know that you care about him, it would be really great to remember his birthday and more than that, greet him.
You can do this together with reminding him of how crazy he really is.
Here are some happy birthday crazy brother wishes that you can use to inform him that you want to celebrate his big day together with him because you are the best kind of sibling in this world.

Happy birthday crazy brother, I wish we can have more time to bond together, you know?

Hey bro, you may be weird, but I love you a lot, may you have a lot of fun on this special day.


I am so happy for all the things that you have achieved in your life, you are the best bro ever!

May you always find happiness and peace in the things you do, my big bro, I care for you!

There is nothing you can do that can take every piece of admiration I have for you, my bro.

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You are one of the best brothers that I have and I thank God for this day of your birth, really.

I may be older than you but I sure know how to have fun, happy birthday crazy brother.

How I wish you are still closer so that our family can somehow celebrate this day with you.

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Why did you leave for a college so far away, until now I still cannot understand that, sibling.

I just want to give you a heads up that you are awesome, happy birthday crazy brother.

Everything feels so mess up right now and I don’t really know what to do but I miss you, bro.

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Have a great day and enjoy in your life!

Happy birthday crazy brother, may you always know that I love you and I am here for you.

You are the best sibling in the city, maybe even in the world, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, you may be far away now, but we’ll get together real soon.

How are things going to end I am not sure, but I pray for your bright future, my dear sibling.

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You are one in a million, you are the best sibling I will ever have, and you matter to me, dear.

I remember how you helped me build that tree house in the backyard, I am proud of you, sir.

No one ever really matters to me more than you do, my sibling you are the best one for me.

I just wish there is someone out there who will realize how awesome you already are, dear.

When no one in this world is there, I promise that I will be, always and forever, my bro.

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My comrade, you are the one sibling that really get me no matter what I try to do or say.

You are so busy with college but please make time for me, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, may you get that one goal that you have worked hard for.


Through this life we live, you are the best gift I ever had, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, just know that I am more than proud of what you’ve done.

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule just to meet me, my dear pal.

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You, my pal are the one that I can talk to about anything at all, enjoy this birthday of yours!

You light up my world with the things you do though they may be weird, thank you pal.

Enjoy this big day of yours, mate, I know you can do all things that you put your mind to.

Amigo, we are in this together, through thick and thin, I will be there for you, I swear that.

You will never be alone as long as you are with me, compadre, I am just right here for you.

When nothing else seems right, I will keep cheering on you, my bro, you matter to me so.


I am always happy to see you, you are my idol and I wish I can celebrate this day with you.

You are my confidante, the one to whom I can tell every secret to, enjoy this day, if you can.

Pal, I wish we can spend a whole lot more time together, I miss you a lot, that’s for sure.

Let us keep bonding more, my sib, you are the one I want to bond with right now, my dear.

They may turn the world upside down but you still are my bro, happy birthday crazy brother.

You will always be my number one idol, the one I will always look up to, enjoy your life bro.

You are my pal, the one that I need the most right now, happy birthday a lot, I want you here.

I wish you can see what I’m doing right now, how I try my best to do things, mate, look at me.

Today is a good day so I am going to show you some things you can do more, my dearest pal.

You are the one I love the most in this world and I want you to know that, I love you, chum.

My amigo, you may not notice it buy I am proud of all that you have done in your life.

We are both partners in crime, that’s for sure as much as we are friends we are siblings.

I learned to ride a bike because you taught me how and I appreciate that a lot, my dearest pal.

Thank you so much for being there for me, because it gave me a lot of confidence, dear chum.

Happy birthday crazy brother, keep your feet on the ground even when you are popular.

You deserve everything that you have right now, that is true, happy birthday crazy brother.

I want you to be as happy as you can be, for you are kind, happy birthday crazy brother.

I wish that you would have a great bday party and that I am going to be there on that day.

May you get that dreams that you have long dreamed for you deserve everything you want.

Happy birthday crazy brother, you have been always partial to me and now I’ll dote on you.

What do you want for today, name it and I’ll get it for you, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, have all the fun you can possibly get on this day, alright?

Sometimes when I look at you I see everything that I want to be in the future, thank you bro.

You are my pal, you are the one that matters to me, the one that I look up to ever since then.

We were still kids then but still I want you to know that you matter a lot to me, that you do.

No matter what you do, I swear I will still look up to you, you are my superhero, my pal.

My childhood days was fun because you were there to guide me and help me, big bro.

I have been looking forward to you going home for thanksgiving, on your big day, my pal.

You are the one that makes me rethink things again, thank you so much, my dearest bro.

May you have the happiest bday ever because you are so awesome and it matters a lot.

We are alike, a lot, you and I and it seems to me that you may as well know how I adore you.

My dear brother, I want to be there for you when you graduate at that uni you are right in.

Happy birthday crazy brother, thank you for always being there when I need you the most.

How do I begin to tell you that I want you to be just like you when I grow up, huh, my mate?

It is your bday today and I wish that I can make you as happy as I can, you matter to me.

Then again, I think that you are the person that I want to be with in the near future, my dear.

Let me know if you can be with you so that I can be a whole lot like you, my dearest sibling.

To my favorite sibling, I wish that you would realize how much I adore you a lot, that I do.

When things seem to be coming to an end, may you be here with me and just stay with me.

Happiest day to you and I want you to know that I appreciate everything you have done, bro.

And you somehow found a way to protect me from those bullies and I just have to thank you.

I try my best to accept that you are on your way to greater things and still I miss you a lot.

How do I even begin to trust you when I just want to one with you all the time, my big bro.

I am so tired of everything right now and I wish you were here, so we can unwind, my pal.

I have realized that I am going to be the best person because I feel a lot like you, really.

Happy birthday crazy brother, for always coming to my rescue, know that you are my hero.

Just tell me that you will be there for me and that is enough, enjoy your bday, my dear pal.

Bro, I want to tell you that I appreciate all the things you have done for me all through time.

You are still the one person that I want to joke around with, every inside joke matters, pal.

May you realize that you are the best person that I grew up with, you are my little bro.

My pal, how long has it been since we last saw each other, we should really celebrate now.

Who would have known that I would idolize you so much, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, even now, just seeing you gets me all hyped up, really.

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Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother

Were found 55 happy birthday messages:

Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

When we were kids you guided me
through childhood, and it is no different
now as we are getting older.

You still guide me through life, always
looking out for my best interests.

I am eternally grateful for having such
an amazing elder brother, and I’ll always
look up to you and respect you!

Wishing you the very best birthday this
year, bro!
On your birthday, I want to thank you for always being there for me and for always giving me all of your strength and support, big brother.

You always took care of me with love and tenderness. There is no other love in this world that can be compared to the love of an older brother.

I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!
On your special day, big brother, I want to tell you how grateful I am for all of the beautiful things you have done for me throughout the years.

Never will I ever be able to repay you for all the help and all the love you have given me.

I hope you have the spectacular birthday you deserve, big brother!
To my big brother on his special day,
I wish but happiness comes your way.
You know these words are true:
I’ve always looked up to you.

You are stronger,
You are bigger,
Like you, my brother,
There is no other.

You mean the world to me.
We have shared so many great memories,
And even if sometimes we disagree,
Best friends we’ll always be.

Happy birthday once again,
Happy birthday to you,
An amazing man
Whose wishes must come true!
You are a wonderful brother and an amazing person who deserves but gifts and lots of love. So, on this special day of yours, I will give them both to you!

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, big bro!
Today marks another year in the life of an amazing guy: my big brother. We get to choose our friends but we don’t get a say about our family. You must know by now that even if we weren’t brothers, I would take you on as a friend in a heartbeat.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come!
Happy birthday, big bro!

You’re the coolest guy I know and it’s no secret that I’ve always looked up to you. I hope you have a really chill birthday today!

Sending you big hugs and the very best wishes on your birthday!
Happy birthday, big brother!

When I was small, I never really felt like I was little because you would carry me around on your shoulders and from there I could see the whole world.

Today, whenever I feel down or small, you still have the ability to make me feel big and great just with your love and your care. I sometimes feel like I am still being carried around on your shoulders. You have the amazing ability to lift me up and support me when I need it.

May the Lord shed an eternal light on your path, big bro, and bless you with all the love in the world!

A long list of ways to say Happy Birthday brother. These birthday wishes for your bro range from sweetly sincere to bitingly funny.

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You are looking or searching for wishes brother birthday message, quotes,funny, slogans and more so .this is right place here I share  birthday wishes  for little brother, youngest brother, funny and delay birthday wish here I am trying to give my best wishes message I know that sometime relationship break but in some occasion you can once again make strong relationships that are related to family members like brother, mother, sister, father and more brother relationship is like a friend relationship and happiness never buy for money  it only feel  relationship buy when giving respect to each other help to each other

So here I will share my best message related to brother it can be shared easily anywhere


You  are my brother I love you so much I want your every wishes full fill happy birthday, my dear brother

Hello brother where are you I know that you are angry with me because I forgot to wish your birthday sorry for that I love you so much brother I never break a relationship with you

I absorbed your mind you always try to give best to family informed of financial, happiness, your behaviour I never quite you brother wish you happy birthday brother

Today I am very happy I cannot explain in my word I will apart for you brother but you are respiration for me happy birthday brother

Hello handsome  you forgotten me on your birthday but I never forgot a happy birthday and enjoy life god bless you

My brother so loving, caring person he becomes very famous anywhere, anytime because you are my brother hehe happy birthday

Hello you will give me a big party because special day for you and you are my best friend like brother happy wala birthday

Hello my sworn brother this is a great day for my life today is your birthday you always shining like sun happy birthday dear bro

Brother, you are motivational for me I wish you  to achieve success in your life happy birthday bro

When I was born you are caring me so much I cant not forgotten that movement you are great for me and I cannot live without you wish you happy birthday dear wish a happy birthday bro

You are so lucky brother great day for you double celebration come on today first on your birthday second your new burn baby  happy birthday

I am so proud of are my brother I know that you are stupid no  matter I always think you are my life happy birthday bro sorry I joking stupid word

I fully support you, brother, I want you achieved highest success does not matter what are society think about you but I always support you happy birthday my brother

When raining come on earth that time you born as a  shine of leader born on raining I hope your whole life living a leader and working for countries wish you a happy birthday day brother

No, any gif give happiness to me good heart give a happier happy birthday dear bro

Thank you, brother, you come with me and give valuable time to me and family happy birthday dear brother

I quarrel with you but you are always my hero I cannot forget you when had we quarrel that moment so cool cause of happiness happy birthday brother

I always try to become like are my motivational, ideal, causes of happiness and teach me how to live life in a good human way happy birthday bro

Brother means caring, loving, ideal, motivational for me these all think you have cong, happy birthday dear lovely brother hope you feeling well

Wishes to little brother

Hey, my little brother, you are so cute your smile  attract to everybody in this new year I hope you  enjoy happy birthday dear brother

Hey, brother, you are so naughty as well as so pretty wish you bright future happy birthday molu-golu

Special baby with special birthday naughty boy

Already mom called you are special for the whole family my heart break some whenever I listen but I love you so much dear happy birthday brother

I always pray to god your life become healthy, wealthy,happiness happy birthday dear bro

Today baby I am going to celebrate your first birthday so excited happy birthday bro

When you were born I saw some adventure power in your body comes out I hope just like same you become a powerful human being and contributed  work for company Cong happy birthday bro

Hey cloud today your birthday your smile catch my heart happy birthday cloud  my lovely dear brother

My lovely bro, you are not my only bro but also best friend happy birthday dear bro

Brother today you look very pretty what happens you don’t know I know you are very little wish you very happy birthday

You are a very clever brother and naughty boy  whole family love to you wish you a very happy birthday dear

You are my best friend little you are my life whenever I feel sad I talking to you feeling awesome wish you a very happy birthday

I also pray to god  help you and full  fill your dream happy birthday dear

This birthday you need to start caring health and study but today is enjoyed a day for you and me happy birthday dear brother

You are so intelligent boy you achieved what do you want with capability I hope these capacities continuous with you happy birthday little bro

Your birthday memorable I learn my childhood that was awesome but your childhood more happiness compare to my childhood happy birthday brother

I never thought I am a great man I always love and care you because you are cute brother a happy birthday, dear brother

I always try to laugh with u cry with u and try to smile  with u on this occasion lets celebrate your birthday happy birthday babu sona

When you cry then I am feeling so good awesome and enjoyed your crying remind my childhood super

According to my rule, you are going to the right place I hope continuously going to right place happy birthday brother

My mother and father give me an available diamond for me thx mom and dad wish you a lovely happy birthday dear brother

When you cry I cry when you sad I sad when you laugh I laugh  will keep you hand lifetime happy birthday dear happy birthday

Somebody told me who is your best friend I told my brother is my best friend happy birthday bro

Happy birthday dear friend when you down, demotivate, sad, confused about career don’t worry I support you and care u happy birthday bro

I hope you’re all dreaming full fill and live life happy birthday bro

When I wake up the morning I saw your face so shining  wish you happy birthday, dear

Brother, you are ignored me much time but I know the heart good you love whole family happy birthday bro

Great day and a great life for your happy birthday brother

I know that you are fall in love but your first choice family wish you all the best happy birthday

You have born in night working day to night for achieved goal wish you happy birthday

You are not my real brother but I know  you love so much to you happy birthday bro god bless you

Candle burn like shining I hope your life takes flow same happy birthday dear

Hello brother both are age gaps not more but your smile breaks my heart but I so happy let’s celebrate your birthday

I have shared everything to you but you never share any idea or other to me this birthday your mentality would be chance  happy birthday dear I was kidding

One idea can change whole life as well as you have changed my life happy birthday brooooo

When I wake up you asked me brother give money for a biscuit but I have no money this birthday I give a lot of biscuit happy birthday cheer

Does not matter how are you looking matter is this how do you think your heart is so cute brother wish you have birthday


Birthday wishes for elder brother

If you have an elder brother you will live a life full of happiness. An elder brother they have so caring, protecting, respect both are playing with each other by ballon playing with pillow exchange cloth, watch, toys

So here share birthday  some respiration, funny, emotional and more

Happy birthday, my big brother, you are so responsible, caring I love you so much happy birthday

Brother, you are great no one like you wish you happy birthday

My whole family proud of you you are adventure brother in the world

You know why I love you too much because your speaking style like boom nobody exist you happy birthday

You are so elder in my family everybody proud of you happy birthday dear

You are teaching me every year what is right or wrong you are so caring hope this new year you will teach me a lesson to related for life happy birthday

God bless you dear hope this year great for you happy birthday bro

I know that you are not my real brother but I never feel I cannot explain in my word happy birthday

You are my role model onday i will become like u happy birthday bro

Your logic nobody can explain your solution can not steal happy birthday big bro

When I meet you I cant excepted you, but you are totally amazing person happy birthday

I am not perfect but one day I become like a milestone this happen due to you big brother a happy birthday

No one guideline me but you support me a lots thx happy birthday dear

I know that you are an elder than me but I feel you are my best friend, best brother, best ideal happy birthday

I have no gifts this time. I can give a lot of love, care, respect to you all life happy birthday

I pray to god your whole dream come to truth happy birthday

I always pray for u, wishes for you in whole life you become a success and live a happy life happy birthday

My life is so good this is the reason you wish u happy birthday


Sister wishes to her brother

A sister is very special does not  matter she is younger or elder she is always supported to their brother both are playing with each other fight to each other share feeling to each other

So her my responsible to show some heart touching message for brother by sister

Dear brother when we are fighting each other by the pillow that was a beauty full moment for my life wish you happy birthday

Dear brother you are special for me like a cloth or food I never lose you happy birthday dear wish you a happy birthday

When bomb explode in the sky my brother smile and I cry happy birthday dear

Hey, my lovely brother, you are so little so cute look like milk happy birthday dear

Dear brother when we are fighting each other by the pillow that was that moment I cannot forget awesome wish you happy birthday I miss u so much

Dear brother you are very important like the same cloth and food I never lose you happy birthday dear wish you happy birthday

When a bomb is explored on sky my brother smile me cry happy birthday


Funny message to wish for a brother

Everyone knows that funny moment is good sources of happiness, enjoyment,hopefully, if you will wish to anyone in the form of funny definitely smile come on face

I know that you are favourite in family nowadays but I have most in my time compared to you don’t worry I was joking bro wish you a very happy birthday

When I meet you I never like you because you have taken my place I was joking wish you a very happy birthday


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