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Best happy wedding anniversary wishes for friends along with sweet messages and funny sayings to celebrate your friends marriage anniversary.

This Anniversary Wishes collection focuses on wishing friends and family members the best on their big day. Help the favorite couples in your life celebrate the wonderful occasion of the day they were married. Whether you’re writing an anniversary card or talking to the pair in person, you won’t be at a loss for words. Bravo!

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The Best Anniversary Wishes

  • To another year of sharing sunsets and dreams.
  • Together is my favorite place to be.
  • I still fall for you every day.
  • The best things in life are better with you. Our years of marriage have taught me to treasure every moment.
  • Forever and Always.
  • Finding the right person can be difficult, but I knew from the first moment it was you.
  • The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. Warmest Wishes and Happy Anniversary!
  • Love is a friendship set to music. And you two seem to love the band! Congrats!

Great Anniversary Wishes

  • Best Wishes to a beautiful couple! May the freshness of your love remain in your hearts forever.
  • May your a celebration of love turn out as beautiful as the both of you.
  • Love is life’s champagne. Pour me a glass for each year we’ve been married. It’s a celebration!
  • Love puts a twinkle in your eye and a smile in your heart. Congratulations on your married years!
  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.
  • It doesn’t matter where you’re going; it’s whom you have beside you.
  • Best wishes to you both on this momentous occasion. Congratulations!
  • God bless our love.
  • I’m still wearing the smile you gave me on our wedding day!

Wedding Anniversary Wishes

  • May you both enjoy hearts full of memories.
  • Best wishes for a day filled with love.
  • You two were made for each other. Congratulations!
  • May your love grow like wildflowers, and happy anniversary to an amazing couple!
  • Best wishes on this wonderful occasion!
  • A love like yours lasts! Happy Anniversary!
  • Love you now more than ever.
  • Many blessings on this amazing day. Congrats!
  • Here’s to you health and happiness!

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Heartfelt Anniversary Wishes

  • May God bestow more blessings today on this important day.
  • Continued health, happiness and good fortune.
  • Best wishes on this momentous occasion. Bravo!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of happiness. Happy Anniversary to my favorite couple.
  • God only knows where I’d be without you. (Beach Boys)
  • Many blessings on this wonderful day. May God bless you.

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Happy Anniversary Wishes to You Both

  • A couple anniversary messages to remember: Always treasure your partner and know the best is yet to come.
  • May you have many more chapters to this love story.
  • Lovely anniversary wishes to a lovely couple.
  • Yours is a love that is built to last. Congratulations!
  • Enjoy your wonderful journey together!

Tip: Use these anniversary messages for photo captions on Facebook and Instagram.

 

Anniversary Messages For Parents

  • You two make marriage bliss look easy. You deserve the happiest of days. Love you Mom and Dad, and happy anniversary!
  • All things grow with love, and nothing more so than your beautiful relationship. Love you Mom and Dad.
  • To the perfect couple on their 25th Anniversary.
  • Mom and Dad:  You make this whole marriage thing look easy. May you continue to grow in your love for each other. Love from all of your children.
  • With every passing year, you’re the living embodiment of a great marriage, mother and father. From your favorite son (or daughter)!
  • Wishing you all the love and happiness in the world today and every day. Congratulations Mom and Dad! Love you!
  • Your love, dedication, and commitment to one another is truly an inspiration to all of us kids. Congratulations on your years of marriage.
  • Wishing you more joy, laughter and happiness in the years to come. Happy Anniversary!
  • True love isn’t found, it is built. You showed us this.
  • To the married couple who deserves the best. Hope you feel special on this momentous occasion!

Anniversary Messages For Sister

  • Sister, now and forever, all the best to one of the happiest couples I know!
  • I want to pass along my congratulations to a beautiful couple. May the celebration of this day enhance your love and understanding. Love you Sis!
  • What a lovely couple you make.
  • Wishing you more years of love and happiness to my favorite Sister and Brother-in-law. Have a wonderful anniversary!
  • Happy anniversary wishes to my beautiful sister!
  • It seems like just yesterday you were walking down the aisle. Congrats!
  • I’m so happy for both of you. Congratulations!
  • Congrats Sis! Have a wonderful celebration with your perfect match.
  • Wonderful wishes for “the made for each other” couple! Cheers on your big day, Sis!
  • Happy moments, Great memories, and the best of times to my awesome sister!
  • To my beautiful sister, may the love you found together years ago continue to grow and grow.

For Brother

IDEA: For the list below of anniversary wishes for brother, use the examples as a guide. Personalize your message with a story that you two enjoy. Make these message come to life with some customization.

  • To my dear brother, the love you share is a precious gift.
  • It probably goes without saying, but you two were made for each other.
  • Cheers to the happiest of anniversaries to the happiest couple I know! Bravo!
  • May your life together continue to be blessed. Cheers!
  • Kudos on extending your happily ever after. Well done!
  • The Dynamic Duo gets a chance to celebrate. Have a great wedding anniversary brother!
  • Count your anniversaries by blessings shared by two. Congratulations my brother.
  • Time and you two go well together my brother. Congrats!

Anniversary Wishes For Friends

  • Wishing you a long and wonderful life together on this grand occasion. Kudos!
  • Your Anniversary Day is one to always treasure. Enjoy!
  • You’re two of a kind: people I love! Happy Anniversary to the perfect pair!
  • Sending you our warmest wishes on this glorious occasion.
  • The three keys to a lasting marriage are respect, communication and love.
  • All our love and best wishes. Three cheers!
  • Love makes the world go round, and in your case, it seems to be spinning at a good clip. Best wishes.

Anniversary Messages for Couple

  • Happy anniversary for the cutest couple we know. Well done!
  • It’s not the destination, it’s not the journey, it’s your traveling partner.
  • To the perfect pair yesterday, today and tomorrow.
  • Sending our love and best wishes to our favorite couple. Cheers!
  • Wonderful wishes to a wonderful couple!
  • May this day make your relationship stronger and lovelier. Wishing you all the best!
  • Your anniversary began with a promise. May that promise continue to strengthen with each passing year.
  • Wishing a beautiful pair a beautiful day on magnificent day!
  • Today is a special day for two who share a special love!
  • A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, and partnership.

Note: In tv shows and movies, couples make an event of their wedding anniversary. You should too. Go the extra yard. Buy flowers. Purchases gifts. Go out to eat and make the day special.

Happy Anniversary Messages

  • Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. Congratulations!
  • A successful married always life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.
  • This is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
  • A marriage made in heaven lasts a lifetime. Congrats!
  • May today be a day that surrounds you with beauty, warms you with memories and fills your life with very special happiness. Best wishes!
  • The warmest of warm wishes for an especially happy anniversary. Cheers!
  • May every year you share find you still more in love with each other.
  • Marriage is like a learning a challenging dance. There will be times of difficulty, but if you have the right partner, it makes all the difference.
  • You two lovebirds found the love you both deserved. Bravo!

Anniversary Messages for Friend

  • Another year of marriage bliss? No surprise here. You two deserve the happiness you each bring to the union.
  • Time flies when you have your best friend and love of your life on your side.
  • Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for eternity. Happy Anniversary Wishes!
  • It doesn’t matter where you go in life, what you do, it’s who you have beside you. Well done.
  • It takes a second to fall in love, but a lifetime to prove its worth. Make it last!
  • In life’s adventure, may happiness be your destination. Cheers!
  • May the freshness of your love always remain. Congrats!
  • May God give you blessings and love in abundance.
  • Celebrating X years together. I love you more than ever.
  • Count your anniversaries not by years alone, but by the great memories and happy times you’ve known.

Best Wishes

  • Celebrate Your X Anniversary.  Many years of happiness together and watching dreams come true.
  • Make lasting memories. Happy Anniversary Wishes.
  • All the best to the best couple we know.
  • Congratulations on twenty-five years of living and loving, of family and friends, of hopes and dreams, of moments and memories. Well done!
  • The perfect pair proved to be a perfect pairing.
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary Love!
  • Happy Anniversary Sweetheart.
  • May your love flourish with each passing year.
  • Our marriage anniversary means the world to me.
  • Many blessings to you. Congrats!
  • Flowers are like marriage. Cut them, and they’ll languish. Nourish them, and they’ll flourish.
  • For a Special Couple. May your anniversary be a time to celebrate all the happiness love has brought and all the joy that still lies ahead. Wishing you happiness always.

Anniversary Messages for Couple

  • Much happiness weddings are to be remembered and cherished.
  • You two lovebirds have grown closer together yet another year. Congrats and Happy Wedding Anniversary!
  • Like fine wine, the years just seem to make the two of you better. Happy Anniversary!
  • Wish you might, wish you may, have a sweet romantic day made of moments meant for two, filled with love that feels brand-new.
  • Wishing you both another year of happy smiles, romantic moments, and memories that make your hearts sing.
  • Thinking of you both. Wishing you all happiness as you celebrate the joys your marriage has brought.
  • Couldn’t think of a more fun couple. Have a great day. Love you!
  • More love. More joy and more happiness. These things I wish for you on this special day.
  • Happy Anniversary to two love birds. Cheers!
  • With love to a special couple whose happiness together warms the hearts of everyone around them. Congratulations.

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Anniversary Quotes

The quoted authors are listed unless unknown.

  • The good things in life are better with you.
    Unknown
  • The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.
    Julia Child
  • You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
    Lee Christopher
  • All that you are is all that I’ll ever need.
    Ed Sheeran
  • The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.

Good Anniversary Quotes

  • Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.
    Simone Signoret
  • You’re still my everything.
    Unknown
  • Love grows more tremendously full, swift, poignant, as the years multiply.
    Zane Grey
  • Our anniversary is a reminder that we are blessed enough to have found our soul mate, and that life has become so much sweeter since the day we became husband and wife. Thank you for always being there to support me, to love me, to complete me.

Tip: These anniversary quotes can be included on a card or set the tone for a social media post.

Funny Anniversary Quotes

  • By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
    Socrates
  • It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Anniversary Quotes for Husband

  • The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  • My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.

Anniversary Quotes for Her

  • Here’s to love, laughter and happily ever after.
    Unknown
  • And so the adventure begins…
    Unknown
  • Together is a beautiful place to be.
    Unknown
  • Forever is a long time, but I wouldn’t mind spending it by your side.
    Unknown

Anniversary Quotes for Boyfriend

  • I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.
    Unknown
  • Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over.
    Unknown
  • And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.
    Unknown

Anniversary Quotes for Wife

  • You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known – and even that is an understatement.
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Better than I was, more than I am. And all this happened by taking your hand.
    Unknown
  • The most wonderful thing i decided to do was to share my life and heart with you.
    Unknown
  • For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
    Judy Garland
  • I love you much most beautiful darling more than anyone on the earth and I like you better than everything in the sky.
    Unknown
  • You’re still my everything.
    Unknown
  • In you, I’ve found the love of my life and my closest, truest friend.
    Unknown

Anniversary Quotes for Friends

  • Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day.
    Unknown
  • You know you are in love when you don’t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
    Dr. Seuss
  • The couples that are “meant to be” are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before.
    Unknown

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Anniversary Greetings

Consider using the words below to create your own wish.  Or, enhance one of the happy anniversary wishes listed. Try picking one word from each category and see if you can come up with a meaningful wish. Maybe one of these wishes will spark an idea for something new. Experiment. Edit. You’ll come upon something you’ll like.

  • Words associated with “congratulations”: cheers, best wishes and greetings. Good going, give a hear-hear, hail and greetings. Compliments, awesome job, super and good work. A big hand, applause, commend and standing ovation. Kudos, 3 cheers, hurrahs and praise.  Outstanding, well done, congrats and bravo!
  • Words associated with “couple”: Pair, you two, the two of you, duo, dynamic duo and twosome. Partners, partnership, spouse, associates, mate and comrades. Chums, sidekick, cohort, accomplice, companion and playmate. Lovebirds, Romeo and Juliet, combo, and doublet. Combination, team, and two of a kind.
  • Words associated with “wedding anniversary”: Wedding ceremony, taking your vows, and walking down the aisle. Got down on one knee, proposed, festival and celebration.  Commemorate, each year, every year, ritual and gala. Observance, wingding and remembrance.

So, for example, you might pull from each category of synonyms and come up with a wish like what follows. “Three cheers for the Dynamic Duo on this anniversary of taking their vows.”

Happy Anniversary Around the World

  • English:   Happy Anniversary!
  • French: Joyeux anniversaire!
  • German: Frohes Jubiläum!
  • Irish: Comóradh sásta!
  • Hindi: Shaadee kee saalagirah mubaarak!
  • Japanese:  Kinenbi omedetō!
  • Italian:  Felice anniversario!
  • Norwegian: Gratulerer med dagen!
  • Polish: Szczęśliwej rocznicy!
  • Spanish: Feliz aniversario!

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When we met for the first time we were just two strangers,
And now we are the best friends, who have shared so many special moments of life.
I wish we stay like this forever! Happy anniversary to us, dear!

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When we got married the only thing I wanted to do was to wake up by your side every morning. So many years have passed and I still want to do the same. Congratulations on our wedding anniversary, sweetheart!

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I’m the happiest woman on Earth, because I’m loved by the most intelligent, handsome, tender and supportive husband ever. I wish it would never end. Congratulations on our anniversary, honey!

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Every day we have to make choices. Some of them are right, some of them are wrong. Some of them lead us right where we are supposed to be, some make regret. There’s only one choice in my life I have never doubted ̶ it’s you. Thank you for your presence in my life. Congratulation on our wedding anniversary!

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There’s no need to prove our love, because I can feel it every day, in every move, in every word. We managed to save our deep attachment to each other throughout many years and I believe it’s not a limit yet. Congratulations on our anniversary, honey!

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Break the norm and add humor to your wedding anniversary messages with these funny anniversary wishes. We know that marriage is something sacred, the union of two hearts, but it doesn’t mean that we all have to be serious. Some light funny wedding anniversary messages would light up the mood and make the celebrant smile or even laugh. For some ideas for funny anniversary wishes, scroll down below.

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Make your anniversary wishes humorous with these funny happy wedding anniversary wishes for your husband, wife, which can also be used for girlfriends and boyfriends. Think out of the box by saying these funny happy anniversary messages.

“Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance,
To scream at you whenever I feel,
And I am sure I have you to do the same in future.
So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!”

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“Oh dear!! You know how much I enjoyed annoying you on all these days,
And I am rejoiced again now to think that I am still having that opportunity,
So let us celebrate the Anniversary.”

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“Anniversaries remind me that I am can annoy you again.
Thanks for last year giving me plenty of opportunity.
For now, happy anniversary!”

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“I deserve a special gift for living with you all these years !
With my advice you kicked all others and now living happily with me!
We’ll look forward for another year.”

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“Congratulations!
Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.”

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“I congratulate you, you’ve been working so hard.
Dealing with a man like me for all these years.
Happy Anniversary, dear!”

Funny Wedding Anniversary Messages

A day of loving
A week of quarrel
A month of war
A year of marriage
Happy Anniversary!

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I thought I’ll collapse,
Imagine, it’s been another year since we last celebrate the day our suffering, errr loving, starts!
We must really in love with each other, don’t you think?
Happy Anniversary!

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Looking back through the years, I must have been so in love with you,
Imagine, I stick with you for years. Congratulation to me.

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Before, I thought I know what happiness is,
I just realize what it was when I got married
Then I wake up, it’s already too late!

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If I just know how to do laundry by myself,
Wash dishes in the sink and cook for myself,
I shouldn’t have married all these years.
But I’m thankful that I don’t have to do those things.
Just kidding, happy anniversary wifey!

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I’ve been crazy,
I’ve been a fool,
I’ve done things that out of control,
So I’m really wondering why you’re still with me.
Probably because you’re just like me.
Happy Anniversary!

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I can’t imagine living a life without you,
I’d probably doing the dishes, laundry and cook by myself.
Thanks!

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Anniversaries are meant to be celebrated
But in our case, it serves as reminder
That we will spend the rest of our life together
Now, then and forever.

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Give me a trophy
I remember our anniversary!
Can I have a reward?
Can I go outside our ward?
Happy Anniversary!

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Each year that we celebrate our anniversary
I still can’t stop wondering what made me marry you and stay with you all these years,
Happy Anniversary though.

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I remember our anniversary,
So, is it OK to forget your birthday?
Happy anniversary anyway.

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Opposite poles attract, they say.
I proved that in our wedding day.
I was wedded to you, so as you to me,
And then we started our war, errrr journey.

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Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I want a peaceful life.
My life would have been so unexciting and boring.
Happy Anniversary!

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Being married is like being in a battlefield.
You have to always prepare yourself for the war.
Happy Anniversary though!

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No words can ever express what I feel for you,
How can I express it if I can’t even know what I exactly feel for you.
One thing is for sure, I am married to you.
Happy Anniversary.

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One thing we will always have in common is that neither of us is perfect. Thanks for accepting that and staying with me anyway.

“Does remembering our anniversary mean you will forgive me for forgetting your birthday?”

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“If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock.”

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“There is one place I would love to go for our anniversary that I feel we don’t go to enough throughout the year. The bedroom!”

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“We are like salt and a paper cut, two things that aren’t supposed to be together but end up that way anyways!”

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“I am having a hard time trying to think of a reason why you put up with me all these years. I guess I will have to think harder next year.”

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“Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.”

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“Thinking of my life without you makes me think of a calm life. But that would be so boring. Happy anniversary!”

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“After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.”

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“I can’t think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways.”

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“Today we celebrate the greatest feat of any woman. Dealing with me all of these years.”

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“If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t change marrying you for anything in the world. The kids though…”

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“I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary.”

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“I wouldn’t have stayed married all this time if I could remember how to do the laundry for my single days. Now that I think about it, I don’t think I ever knew how to in the first place.”

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“God proved two things when he brought us together: his genius and his sense of humor.”

Funny Happy Anniversary Messages

Some things are not meant to be,
And others not meant to last.
Then again, we’ve always loved defying the odds.
Happy anniversary!

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Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
If I’d known then what I know now,
I would have married you sooner.
Happy anniversary!

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Don’t worry, I knew you’d forget our anniversary.
You’ll find a card and a present for me under the bed,
So you can pretend you didn’t.
Happy anniversary!

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I’m so happy that, all these years ago,
I found the one person I want to annoy for the rest of our lives.
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!

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Thank you for standing by me all these times…
When you got us in trouble.
Happy Anniversary!

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Love means commitment.
Of course, so do most mental illnesses!
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!

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Today is a reminder of just how strong you are.
After all, you put up with me all these years!

Marriage is the union of two hearts, strengthened by love, tested by quarrels, fortified by affection and hardened by life’s ups and downs. The day that commemorates the wedding day is something worth the celebration. But you don’t have to stay with the norm. This is especially beneficial for those who are wedded for many years. Break the ice and add humor to your anniversary card wishes and messages together with the best anniversary gift ideas you could ever have.

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Funny wedding anniversary quotes can be a delightfully humorous way to acknowledge and celebrate your anniversary.

After all, marriage is hard, funny, and sometimes unthinkable (i.e. you probably know way too much about his bodily functions)

Use these funny and relatable quotes and anniversary wishes as text messages, Facebook status or any way you’d like – to have a good laugh together on this special day.

Below you’ll find clever and funny quotes, words, and wishes you can text, message or post on social media to celebrate your wedding anniversary and your marriage.

71 Funny Anniversary Quotes and Wishes

👉 Let’s start off with some general observations about marital “bliss”:

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

– Woody Allen

A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

– Anonymous

For Marriage to Be a Success, Every Woman and Every Man Should Have Her and His Own Bathroom. The End.

– Catherine Zeta-Jones

If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat.

– Anonymous

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

– Katharine Hepburn

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead… get married. If you first don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.

Marriage is just texting each other – “do we need anything from the grocery store?” – until one of you dies.

– Anonymous

Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.

– Anonymous

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

– Rita Rudner

Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery.

– Erma Bombeck

An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

– Agatha Christie

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.

Behind every great man – there’s a woman rolling her eyes.

– Jim Carrey

Unless you want to forget your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.

– Melanie White

Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.

– Anonymous

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

– Groucho Marx

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

– Henry Youngman

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

– Phyllis Diller

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong – admit it.
Whenever you’re right – shut up.

– Anonymous

Marriage: when dating goes too far.

– Anonymous

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.

–  Jean Kerr

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.

– Anonymous

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

– Elizabeth Evans

The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

– Anonymous

Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

– Anonymous

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.

– James Garner

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

– Anonymous

If We Take Matrimony at Its Lowest, We Regard It as A Sort of Friendship Recognized by The Police.

– Robert Louis Stevenson

👉 Want to send him your love? see my list of 100+ love text messages – for him!

Hilarious Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Your Spouse

Here are some super funny anniversary wishes you can text your husband or post on your Facebook status:

1. “Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.”

2. “A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.”

3. “You’re my favorite pain in the ass”

4. “And here I thought you were just a one-night stand. Happy anniversary!”- Pauline Thomason

5. “I shave my legs for you. It must be love.”

👉 See my list of 18 cute (sometimes naughty) ways to flirt with your husband 😊

6. “Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail.”

7. “Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.”

8. “I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

9. “On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.”

10. “I’m so privileged that you chose me to be that special woman in your life who will forever have the honor of picking up your socks and washing your underwear.”

11. “I vow to still grab your butt when you’re old and wrinkly.”

12. “I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.”

13. “Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.”

14. “My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.”

15. “I hope you keep grabbing my butt every time you look for the remote.”

16. “I fall in love with you each and every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying.”

17. “All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.”

18. “I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.”

19. You have me, so I don’t know what else you could wish for. But knock yourself out.”

20. “Never laugh at your wife’s choices you are one of them.”

21. “One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.”

22. “Happy anniversary! We’ve been through a lot and most of it was your fault.”

23. “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, so we’re even.

24. “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.”

25. “Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.”

26. “Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.”

👉 See my list of 14 quotes about being ignored by someone you love.

27. “I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back to the fridge.”

28. “Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.”

29. “I love you so much I’d take a bullet for you. Not on the head…but maybe like…the leg”

30. “I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!”

31. “Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”

32. Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.”

33. “I Love You So Much I’d Fight a Bear for You. Well Not a Grizzly Bear Because They Have Claws, And Not a Panda Bear Because They Know Kung Fu… But A Care Bear, I’d Definitely Fight a Care Bear for You.”

10 Year Wedding Anniversary – Funny Wishes

And now, a few funny marriage quotes for those of us married for 10 years or more:

1. “Let’s do the one thing I really like to do in the bedroom. Vacuuming.”

2. “I really love you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat now?”

3. “Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.”

4. “You’re still here? I like it.”

5. “After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single.”

6. “Holy shit. We’re still married!”

7. “There’s no one else I would rather snoring as hell beside me.”

8. “Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours.”

9. “Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.”

10. “Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.

11. “Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.”

12. “Congratulations on choosing a spouse who makes you look sane.”

13. “Let’s never give up on trying to change each other.”

Do you have a favorite quote you’d like to share? go on, don’t keep it to yourself – use the comment section below!

Rooting for ya,

Lisa

I hope you had a good laugh with these quotes and words, and most of all I wish you both a happy anniversary and many more years of laughing, crying, fighting and loving one another – unconditionally.

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Wedding Anniversary Quotes, as well as Funny Wishes for Happy Anniversary, are an irreplaceable element for your or your friends` wedding.

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