Best happy wedding anniversary wishes for friends along with sweet messages and funny sayings to celebrate your friends marriage anniversary.
This Anniversary Wishes collection focuses on wishing friends and family members the best on their big day. Help the favorite couples in your life celebrate the wonderful occasion of the day they were married. Whether you’re writing an anniversary card or talking to the pair in person, you won’t be at a loss for words. Bravo!
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Anniversary Messages for CoupleNote: In tv shows and movies, couples make an event of their wedding anniversary. You should too. Go the extra yard. Buy flowers. Purchases gifts. Go out to eat and make the day special.
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These Hilariously Funny Anniversary Quotes And Funny Anniversary The variety of funny anniversary wishes depends on the purpose, for.
When we met for the first time we were just two strangers,
And now we are the best friends, who have shared so many special moments of life.
I wish we stay like this forever! Happy anniversary to us, dear!
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When we got married the only thing I wanted to do was to wake up by your side every morning. So many years have passed and I still want to do the same. Congratulations on our wedding anniversary, sweetheart!
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I’m the happiest woman on Earth, because I’m loved by the most intelligent, handsome, tender and supportive husband ever. I wish it would never end. Congratulations on our anniversary, honey!
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Every day we have to make choices. Some of them are right, some of them are wrong. Some of them lead us right where we are supposed to be, some make regret. There’s only one choice in my life I have never doubted ̶ it’s you. Thank you for your presence in my life. Congratulation on our wedding anniversary!
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There’s no need to prove our love, because I can feel it every day, in every move, in every word. We managed to save our deep attachment to each other throughout many years and I believe it’s not a limit yet. Congratulations on our anniversary, honey!
Break the norm and add humor to your wedding anniversary messages with these funny anniversary wishes. We know that marriage is something sacred, the union of two hearts, but it doesn’t mean that we all have to be serious. Some light funny wedding anniversary messages would light up the mood and make the celebrant smile or even laugh. For some ideas for funny anniversary wishes, scroll down below.
Make your anniversary wishes humorous with these funny happy wedding anniversary wishes for your husband, wife, which can also be used for girlfriends and boyfriends. Think out of the box by saying these funny happy anniversary messages.
“Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance,
To scream at you whenever I feel,
And I am sure I have you to do the same in future.
So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!”
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“Oh dear!! You know how much I enjoyed annoying you on all these days,
And I am rejoiced again now to think that I am still having that opportunity,
So let us celebrate the Anniversary.”
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“Anniversaries remind me that I am can annoy you again.
Thanks for last year giving me plenty of opportunity.
For now, happy anniversary!”
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“I deserve a special gift for living with you all these years !
With my advice you kicked all others and now living happily with me!
We’ll look forward for another year.”
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“Congratulations!
Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery.”
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“I congratulate you, you’ve been working so hard.
Dealing with a man like me for all these years.
Happy Anniversary, dear!”
A day of loving
A week of quarrel
A month of war
A year of marriage
Happy Anniversary!
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I thought I’ll collapse,
Imagine, it’s been another year since we last celebrate the day our suffering, errr loving, starts!
We must really in love with each other, don’t you think?
Happy Anniversary!
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Looking back through the years, I must have been so in love with you,
Imagine, I stick with you for years. Congratulation to me.
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Before, I thought I know what happiness is,
I just realize what it was when I got married
Then I wake up, it’s already too late!
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If I just know how to do laundry by myself,
Wash dishes in the sink and cook for myself,
I shouldn’t have married all these years.
But I’m thankful that I don’t have to do those things.
Just kidding, happy anniversary wifey!
I’ve been crazy,
I’ve been a fool,
I’ve done things that out of control,
So I’m really wondering why you’re still with me.
Probably because you’re just like me.
Happy Anniversary!
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I can’t imagine living a life without you,
I’d probably doing the dishes, laundry and cook by myself.
Thanks!
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Anniversaries are meant to be celebrated
But in our case, it serves as reminder
That we will spend the rest of our life together
Now, then and forever.
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Give me a trophy
I remember our anniversary!
Can I have a reward?
Can I go outside our ward?
Happy Anniversary!
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Each year that we celebrate our anniversary
I still can’t stop wondering what made me marry you and stay with you all these years,
Happy Anniversary though.
I remember our anniversary,
So, is it OK to forget your birthday?
Happy anniversary anyway.
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Opposite poles attract, they say.
I proved that in our wedding day.
I was wedded to you, so as you to me,
And then we started our war, errrr journey.
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Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I want a peaceful life.
My life would have been so unexciting and boring.
Happy Anniversary!
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Being married is like being in a battlefield.
You have to always prepare yourself for the war.
Happy Anniversary though!
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No words can ever express what I feel for you,
How can I express it if I can’t even know what I exactly feel for you.
One thing is for sure, I am married to you.
Happy Anniversary.
One thing we will always have in common is that neither of us is perfect. Thanks for accepting that and staying with me anyway.
“Does remembering our anniversary mean you will forgive me for forgetting your birthday?”
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“If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock.”
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“There is one place I would love to go for our anniversary that I feel we don’t go to enough throughout the year. The bedroom!”
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“We are like salt and a paper cut, two things that aren’t supposed to be together but end up that way anyways!”
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“I am having a hard time trying to think of a reason why you put up with me all these years. I guess I will have to think harder next year.”
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“Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.”
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“Thinking of my life without you makes me think of a calm life. But that would be so boring. Happy anniversary!”
“After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.”
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“I can’t think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways.”
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“Today we celebrate the greatest feat of any woman. Dealing with me all of these years.”
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“If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t change marrying you for anything in the world. The kids though…”
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“I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary.”
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“I wouldn’t have stayed married all this time if I could remember how to do the laundry for my single days. Now that I think about it, I don’t think I ever knew how to in the first place.”
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“God proved two things when he brought us together: his genius and his sense of humor.”
Some things are not meant to be,
And others not meant to last.
Then again, we’ve always loved defying the odds.
Happy anniversary!
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Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
If I’d known then what I know now,
I would have married you sooner.
Happy anniversary!
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Don’t worry, I knew you’d forget our anniversary.
You’ll find a card and a present for me under the bed,
So you can pretend you didn’t.
Happy anniversary!
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I’m so happy that, all these years ago,
I found the one person I want to annoy for the rest of our lives.
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!
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Thank you for standing by me all these times…
When you got us in trouble.
Happy Anniversary!
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Love means commitment.
Of course, so do most mental illnesses!
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary!
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Today is a reminder of just how strong you are.
After all, you put up with me all these years!
Marriage is the union of two hearts, strengthened by love, tested by quarrels, fortified by affection and hardened by life’s ups and downs. The day that commemorates the wedding day is something worth the celebration. But you don’t have to stay with the norm. This is especially beneficial for those who are wedded for many years. Break the ice and add humor to your anniversary card wishes and messages together with the best anniversary gift ideas you could ever have.
Happy Anniversary Funny Messages. I Thank God That My Sweetness Hasn`t Killed You With Diabtes!.
Funny wedding anniversary quotes can be a delightfully humorous way to acknowledge and celebrate your anniversary.
After all, marriage is hard, funny, and sometimes unthinkable (i.e. you probably know way too much about his bodily functions)
Use these funny and relatable quotes and anniversary wishes as text messages, Facebook status or any way you’d like – to have a good laugh together on this special day.
Below you’ll find clever and funny quotes, words, and wishes you can text, message or post on social media to celebrate your wedding anniversary and your marriage.
👉 Let’s start off with some general observations about marital “bliss”:
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
– Woody Allen
A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
– Anonymous
For Marriage to Be a Success, Every Woman and Every Man Should Have Her and His Own Bathroom. The End.
– Catherine Zeta-Jones
If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat.
– Anonymous
When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
– Katharine Hepburn
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead… get married. If you first don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.
Marriage is just texting each other – “do we need anything from the grocery store?” – until one of you dies.
– Anonymous
Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.
– Anonymous
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
– Rita Rudner
Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.
Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery.
– Erma Bombeck
An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
– Agatha Christie
Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.
Behind every great man – there’s a woman rolling her eyes.
– Jim Carrey
Unless you want to forget your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.
– Melanie White
Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.
– Anonymous
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
– Groucho Marx
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
– Henry Youngman
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
– Phyllis Diller
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong – admit it.
Whenever you’re right – shut up.
– Anonymous
Marriage: when dating goes too far.
– Anonymous
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.
– Jean Kerr
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.
– Anonymous
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
– Elizabeth Evans
The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.
– Anonymous
Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
– Anonymous
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.
– James Garner
Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
– Anonymous
If We Take Matrimony at Its Lowest, We Regard It as A Sort of Friendship Recognized by The Police.
– Robert Louis Stevenson
👉 Want to send him your love? see my list of 100+ love text messages – for him!
Here are some super funny anniversary wishes you can text your husband or post on your Facebook status:
1. “Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.”
2. “A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.”
3. “You’re my favorite pain in the ass”
4. “And here I thought you were just a one-night stand. Happy anniversary!”- Pauline Thomason
5. “I shave my legs for you. It must be love.”
👉 See my list of 18 cute (sometimes naughty) ways to flirt with your husband 😊
6. “Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail.”
7. “Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.”
8. “I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”
9. “On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.”
10. “I’m so privileged that you chose me to be that special woman in your life who will forever have the honor of picking up your socks and washing your underwear.”
11. “I vow to still grab your butt when you’re old and wrinkly.”
12. “I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.”
13. “Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.”
14. “My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.”
15. “I hope you keep grabbing my butt every time you look for the remote.”
16. “I fall in love with you each and every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying.”
17. “All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.”
18. “I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.”
19. You have me, so I don’t know what else you could wish for. But knock yourself out.”
20. “Never laugh at your wife’s choices you are one of them.”
21. “One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.”
22. “Happy anniversary! We’ve been through a lot and most of it was your fault.”
23. “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, so we’re even.
24. “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.”
25. “Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.”
26. “Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.”
👉 See my list of 14 quotes about being ignored by someone you love.
27. “I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back to the fridge.”
28. “Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.”
29. “I love you so much I’d take a bullet for you. Not on the head…but maybe like…the leg”
30. “I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!”
31. “Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”
32. Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.”
33. “I Love You So Much I’d Fight a Bear for You. Well Not a Grizzly Bear Because They Have Claws, And Not a Panda Bear Because They Know Kung Fu… But A Care Bear, I’d Definitely Fight a Care Bear for You.”
And now, a few funny marriage quotes for those of us married for 10 years or more:
1. “Let’s do the one thing I really like to do in the bedroom. Vacuuming.”
2. “I really love you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat now?”
3. “Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.”
4. “You’re still here? I like it.”
5. “After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single.”
6. “Holy shit. We’re still married!”
7. “There’s no one else I would rather snoring as hell beside me.”
8. “Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours.”
9. “Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.”
10. “Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.
11. “Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.”
12. “Congratulations on choosing a spouse who makes you look sane.”
13. “Let’s never give up on trying to change each other.”
Do you have a favorite quote you’d like to share? go on, don’t keep it to yourself – use the comment section below!
Rooting for ya,
Lisa
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