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Put your best foot forward with this collection of funny happy birthday messages, quotes, jokes, memes, and greetings. The right words when you need them.

It can be hard to find exactly the words to say to your best friend on their birthday. So instead of just saying happy birthday best friend, use my list of happy birthday wishes to help you brainstorm!

There’s plenty of birthday wishes for your best friend to chose from. So whether you are looking for something sentimental, funny, weird, casual, or something in between; I’ve got you covered.

Happy Birthday Best Friend List

1. My birthday wish for you: I hope you never stop enjoying the small things in life. Because that’s what makes life worth living. I hope you take time to enjoy the present while working for a better future. I hope your year is full of memories, happiness, and adventure.

2. You’re older than you’ve been. But look on the bright side, you’re younger now than you’ll ever be!

3. I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends!

4. May your birthday be amazingly awesome and your hangover be mercifully minor.

5. The more you live, the younger you become. Maybe that’s why you look so good for your age!

6. Be who you are, because who you are is amazing. Happy birthday to my best friend!

7. Woohoo! Cake, booze, and partying! Oops… I mean… happy birthday!

8. There’s no way that your birthday can be as happy as you make me. But I hope it’s close!

9. Through thick and thin, you were always there for me. Just know that I’ll always be there for you when you need me.

10. There are friends and then there are best friends, happy birthday to the best friend I could have asked for!

11. The best gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your birthday! Don’t worry… I got you a real present too.

12. It’s your birthday! Which means it’s a great excuse to make some bad decisions, let’s party it up!

13. Best friends are the friends who keep your embarrassing secrets private. Thank you for always keeping my less than proud moments under wraps.

14. Hey it’s your birthday and I just wanted to let you know that you’ll never have to face a problem alone. I may not be able to solve every problem but I’ll always be here for you when you need me.

15. When I think back to all the things we’ve been through, I’m so thankful that I got to go through everything with you by my side. Happy birthday to my best friend who never let me go it alone.

16. Hey you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited?

17. I love it when it’s your birthday, because it means we have a great excuse to go out and have some fun! Let’s go celebrate!

18. You’ll never have to walk the world alone. As long as my heart beats, you’ll have me.

19. As long as I have a couch, you’ll have a couch to crash on. No matter what happens. You’ll always have a place if you need it.

20. What is a friend? You. You is a friend. You is my best friend. Best friend is have birthday. Happy birthday.

21. Happy birthday to my best friend. I hope it is filled with awesomeness!

22. Perfect birthday? Good food, good drinks, great friends, and lots of birthday presents and wishes!

23. It’s your day! But leave it in the capable hands of your best friends. We’ll treat you right!

24. If your birthday is half as amazing as you are, it’s going to be epic. Happy birthday to the best friend a person could ask for!

25. I hope you have a very hoppy birthday. Full of beers and cheers!

26. Best friends are like farts. Some are quiet. Some are loud. They embarrass you in public. They make you feel good. And they make you laugh.

27. For your birthday I got you hugs, kisses, and birthday wishes! Plus, dinner is on me!

28. Sure, you’re a year older, but we’ve got a lot more years of shenanigans ahead of us. When we’re in the old folks home we’ll still be causing trouble!

29. How old are you?! Nah, you don’t look a day over amazing.

30. Birthdays are like your own personal Christmas! Merry birthday to my best friend!

31. You aren’t getting older. You’re gaining XP. And it isn’t a birthday party. It’s a level up party!

32. My best friend is sweeter than cake, more colorful than confetti, and hotter than a candle. And it’s her birthday. Happy birthday!

33. When I first met you, I had no idea how important you would be to me. Happy birthday to my best friend in the world.

34. Best friends are like presents. You are always happy to see them. Happy birthday to the best present that life has given me.

35. You’re not just my best friend. You’re my sister. You may not have been born my sister, but we are family and we’ll always be family.

36. It’s not the number of friends. It’s the quality of them. Thanks for being the best of the best. I hope you have a wonderful birthday!

37. Life’s too short to spend it with people you don’t love. That’s why I hang out with you so much. Happy birthday!

38. It’s your birthday, but let’s not focus on the number of years gone by. Let’s look forward to the years to come! I’m planning on having a lot of fun in the coming years with my best friend!

39. It’s your birthday. You can dance if you want to. You can leave your cares behind. And if you need a dance partner, count me in!

40. You are smart, caring, funny, and a joy to be around. You remind me of myself! Happy birthday!

41. Forget your age and live the life your inner child wants to live!

42. Like Chili Davis said: Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Happy birthday to my best friend, I hope you never grow up!

43. On your birthday, I just wanted to let you know that you are an amazing friend. Every life you touch, you make better.

44. Hey! It’s your birthday. Which means it’s time to put on that crown. You are a queen today and we are your loyal subjects. What mischief would her majesty like to get into?

45. Most of my best memories have you in them. Thank you for being such a great friend and walking beside me on this journey called life.

46. Today is your birthday. It’s the day we celebrate how ridiculously awesome you are!

47. Soooo I forgot, which one of us is supposed to be the bad influence? Doesn’t matter. It’s your birthday. We can both be!

48. You’ve been my own personal cheer leader, my therapist, and my voice of reason. But most importantly, you are my best friend. Happy birthday. You are amazing!

49. I love having someone in my life that I don’t have to be an adult around. Thank you so much for bringing out the kid in me. I hope you have a joyful birthday!

50. I don’t know what I would do without a great friend like you. Happy birthday to my best friend!

51. A best friend is someone who makes you feel comfortable being who you really are. Thanks for putting up with my craziness all these years!

52. To my best friend, I wish you all the happiness in the world in the coming year. I hope your birthday is the best and the days after it are even better.

53. Hanging out with you is always a blast and even more so on your birthday! So, let’s go out and make your birthday special!

54. Since it’s your birthday, I just wanted to let you know, you are my best friend. The very best friend I’ve ever had. I’m so glad you came into my life.

55. When we hang out, it’s like the world is a little brighter. Thanks for always making my world much better. I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.

56. To my best friend, I wish you the best birthday ever!

57. Hey best friend. It’s your birthday. And you need to know that you rock. Thanks for being awesome.

58. Whenever you feel down or think just can’t do something, just imagine me giving you a gigantic high five with a ridiculous look on my face. That should help. In the meantime though, happy birthday!

59. Best friends must walk a fine line between stopping their friend from making big bad decisions and encouraging them to make small bad decisions that are a lot of fun. And no one does it better than my partner in crime.

60. Friends are like family that we get to choose. I’m glad I made such a good choice!

61. Happy birthday to my adventure buddy. I hope this coming year will be filled with many more fun adventures together!

62. Friendships are like trees. You must water them for them to grow. So, let’s order some drinks!

63. You’ll be my best friend forever! …… Because you already know too much.

64. Here’s to all the inside jokes, all the stupid things we’ve done together, all the memories we’ve shared. May the years to come be filled with many more.

65. I probably wouldn’t fight a tiger for you or a lion. But I would definitely shoo a cat that was giving you the stink eye! Happy birthday to the friend that I would do almost anything for.

66. Thank you for accepting me for who I am and always encouraging me to be the person I should be.

67. Thanks for being weird with me. You are the best!

68. If you ever kill someone, call me first. I’ll help you get rid of the body. That’s your birthday present my friend, one free body disposal. The second time it happens, I’ll have to charge.

69. There are a lot of people who know a lot of my stories. But you were there to help me create all those great stories!

70. Happy birthday to my best friend. We are getting older, but we still have fun. In fact, we’ll probably be up to same shenanigans when we are in an old folks home together!

71. Time can change a lot but it will never change how much I care for you, my best friend.

72. Happy birthday to my best friend and part time therapist. Thanks for always listening to my problems and trying to help!

73. Hey, you’re weird. But it’s okay because I’m weird too. I’m so glad we get to be weird together.

74. Your problems are my problems. And I celebrate your successes like they were my own. I’ve always got your back. No matter what.

75. Thank you for always helping me live life to the fullest. I couldn’t ask for a better friend than you!

76. I don’t care about having lots of friends. I only care about have great friends. Like you!

77. I’ve seen you at your best and I’ve seen you at your darkest. And I still think you are one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met.

78. I’ve had a lot of half-ass friends in my life. That’s why I’m so happy I found a whole-ass friend!

79. Happy birthday to the person who always says yes to my crazy ideas! My life wouldn’t be nearly as fun without my best friend in it!

80. I’ve got lots of friends who make me laugh, but only you make me laugh so hard I snort. I’m so lucky to have you as my best friend. I hope your birthday is as fun as you are!

81. Thank you for always being there to save me from my dumb mistakes. I almost feel bad how many times you bailed me out. But because you are so thoughtful, you make just as many dumb mistakes as I do so I can bail you out and don’t have to feel bad!

82. Hey I just wanted to you to know that whenever you have a crazy idea, my only question will be: “What time?”

83. You make the most boring activities fun, you make the most serious situations hilarious, you make my world a better place.

84. My best friend has the most amazing, wonderful, humble, and all around just fantastic best friend! Happy birthday from your best friend!

85. For your birthday, here is my promise to you. If you yell Marco and I’m in earshot, I will always yell Polo. Because that’s what best friends do.

86. As long as you are my friend, you’ll never have to do silly stuff alone. Have a wonderful birthday and if you do anything ridiculous I’ll be right next to you doing the same thing.

87. I know I’m not always a perfect friend. But I’ll always be a loyal friend. I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are.

88. Whenever we hang out I feel like I’m home. Thank you for being such an amazing friend all these years.

89. When we became friends, you didn’t know what you were getting into. But now that we are best friends you are stuck with me. Mwhahahaha… I mean happy birthday!

90. Sure, no one else finds our antics amusing. But we do and that’s what is important! Happy birthday to my partner in crime.

91. Life’s a road and I’m glad to have you next to me on the journey. Through thick and thin, let’s get to our destination together.

92. It’s your birthday. Let’s do something stupid together.

93. I’d follow you through hell and back. But after we get done with that, I get to plan the next road trip. Happy birthday to my best and craziest friend.

94. Having lots of friends is great, but life just wouldn’t be the same without a best friend to share everything with. Thank you for being the such an amazing friend.

95. If they made a movie about our friendship, I’m not sure if anyone would watch it. But it would be my new favorite movie. Happy birthday to my best friend, you’ll always be a movie star in my eyes!

96. No matter how long we are apart, when we get back to together it’s always just like old times.

97. I don’t know how you put up with me, but I’m so glad you do!

98. When things are bad, let me know I’ll try to make them better. When things are going great, let me know I’ll celebrate with you. Middle of the night or middle of the day, I’ll always be there for you.

99. It’s my best friends’ birthday! Let’s make some fun mistakes!

100. I love it how we finish each other’s…. So, for your birthday I just want to say….

101. If you decided to become a hermit and live out in the middle of nowhere, I’d still visit you. Probably not often, but I’d come, and I’d bring booze.

102. Friends are the people who do all the weird things that you thought no one else did. Thanks for being weird like me. Happy birthday!

103. It’s hard to shop for a birthday present for someone who has everything. I mean you already have the best gift of all, a great best friend!

104. It’s your birthday, let’s get you all liquored up so you’ll do something embarrassing I can tease you about it later! Isn’t that what best friends are for?

105. We are different in a lot of ways, but that’s what makes us such good friends. Puzzle pieces need to be different to fit together! Happy birthday to my favorite corner piece.

106. When it comes to friends, like Al Capone said, it’s better to have four quarters than a hundred pennies. Happy birthday to my favorite quarter!

107. If you could rate friends, I’d only give you 1 star. That way I could have you all to myself! Happy birthday from the only best friend you’re allowed to have.

108. Great friends are like jeans. When you find one that fits perfectly, keep them forever. Happy birthday to the greatest friend, I hope I don’t ever wear you out!

109. Friends come and go, but best friends are the ones who stick around. I look forward to celebrating many more birthdays with you!

110. To my best friend, I hope for all the fun and happiness you could ask for on your birthday and for the days to come!

111. I know this past year was a rough one. But I’m sure the coming year will be your best yet! Happy birthday, this is the year that everything will go right, I can feel it!

112. My best friend deserves the best birthday. But I don’t have the funds for the best birthday ever, but just know you deserve it!

113. Did you know in some countries it’s customary for the person having the birthday to pay for all the drinks? Good thing you don’t live there. Drinks are on me tonight!

114. Happy birthday to my amazing, cool, hilarious, best friend. There’s no one else I would rather spend the day with!

115. Hey, thanks for being you. You are one of a kind and my best friend. Happy birthday and keep being awesome.

116. Attention, this is a message from the best friend broadcasting service. It is your birthday. Hooray. Thank you for your attention. You may now continue being your awesome self.

117. Well, one year older. The years fly by. There are so many the things we’ve done and seen. Time seems to slip away, but some of the best times have been spent with you.

118. You’ve been such a wonderful friend. I couldn’t ask for a better friend than you! Happy birthday, I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!

119. Best friends are there in good times and bad. Through the sun and the storms. Best friends like you make the bad times tolerable and the good time even better!

120. Friends are like trees, the older they get the more beautiful they are!

121. It’s so wonderful having such a great friend to grow older with. And let’s face it, the older we get the better we get!

122. It’s your birthday, now you can bask in the glow of all those birthday candles on your cake!

123. Happy birthday to the friend I can always count on to like all my photos and posts. Thanks for always making me look cooler than I am!

124. My dearest friend I hope all your wishes come true on your birthday.

125. When I’m with you I have more fun than when I’m with anyone else!

126. Whether we are out causing trouble or just relaxing on the couch in our pajamas, we always have fun. So I know on your birthday we are going to have a blast!

127. Hey bestie, you sometimes you need to be reminded of how great you are. Happy birthday to my awesome best friend!

128. We are so loud when we hang out we must annoy everyone around us, but I wouldn’t have it any other way!

129. Happy birthday to my brother from another mother!

130. Best friends are like chips and salsa, syrup and pancakes, cake and icing, they work so well together and just aren’t the same without each other! Now let’s enjoy some of that cake and icing!

131. Why are you my friend? It’s not one thing, it’s the thousands of little things that you do. It’s the hundreds of inside jokes. It’s the road trips. It’s the late-night talks. It’s you being you.

132. Friendship. F is for fun. R is for really fun. I is for ummm I don’t know. Forget it, let’s go grab some drinks and have fun for your birthday!

133. Happy birthday to my best friend. You are better than a life sized majestic chocolate statue of a unicorn. That’s how amazing you are.

134. Even when we do nothing together, I still have a wonderful time. I love that. Happy birthday to the best friend I’ve ever had.

135. Thank you so much for being there whenever I need you, no matter what. You are a true friend. And to my best of friends, I want to wish you the happiest of birthdays. And I believe this next year will be your best yet!

136. Happy birthday! If anyone messes with you on your special day, just let me know. I’ll punch them right in their stupid face. Just one of the many benefits of having an awesome best friend like me!

137. If you fall, I’ll be there to pick you up again. Right after I stop laughing. Happy birthday!

138. I hope your birthday is so amazing you never forget it or that it is so amazing you can’t remember it. Either way, happy birthday!

139. It’s your birthday! I would say let’s go out have fun and act like idiots. But that’s what we do every time we hang out! Here’s to the greatest best friend there ever was.

140. For your birthday, I just wanted to remind you, I’m always here if you need me. On the weekend or on a week day, 24/7. If you call at 4am, I’ll pick up. Here’s to you bestie, I hope your special day is amazing!

141. If you get arrested on your birthday, I won’t be able to bail you out. Because I’ll be right next to you.

142. You make me laugh harder than anyone else. You’ve made me laugh so hard I peed myself. You are my best friend and always will be. I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are!

143. It’s your birthday. I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you … that you’ll never have to do anything stupid alone.

144. As your best friend, it is my job to embarrass you. But it’s your birthday, so I’ll give you a break… until 12am.

145. Happy birthday to my best friend in the world. And since I’m not tight with any aliens or astronauts, I guess you’re my best friend in the whole universe!

146. I don’t have to tell you how awesome you are or how great of a friend you are. But it’s your birthday, so I will. You are the best!

147. Happy birthday to the friend who makes my family question my sexuality.

148. If I had to be stuck on a deserted island with only person, it would be you. Sure, you might not be a survival expert, but at least you’d make desperately trying to avoid death fun!

149. Sometimes it’s a mystery why we choose certain people to be our friends. But with you it’s obvious. You are an amazing person. And I hope you have an amazing birthday!

150. You’ll get lots of happy birthday wishes today. But who wishes you the happiest of happy birthday wishes? Me. That’s who.

151. So, as you know, I’m not exactly rolling in money. So, your gift isn’t the best. But that doesn’t mean I don’t think you are the best. You are! I just can’t afford the birthday gift you deserve.

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How many friends’ birthday can you remember without being notified by Facebook or some other social media? If the answer is zero, you probably have no good friends. To know if you have any good buddies, turn off your own birthday notification, tell Facebook not to remind your friends and observe the number of wishes you will be receiving.

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Anyway, here are 33 funny birthday pictures and images for your very good buddies on Facebook, share and tag them.


Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I’m touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow.


Wishing you a happy early birthday so I don’t have to remember it later.


Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.


Your birthday means so much to me I’ve taken time out of doing nothing to send this.


Happy Birthday to someone I care about enough to not ignore their birthday reminder on Facebook.


Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year.


Congratulations on successful not becoming a teen mom.


Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. You are truly an inspiration.


May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.


Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world.


Let’s see Jurassic World for your birthday so you can feel like less of a dinosaur.


Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother’s V.


Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.


I wish there was an even lazier way than social media to wish you a happy birthday.


I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back.


Happy 24 hours of constant Facebook notifications day.


May you live to be so old that people actually question if you are the walking dead.


Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.


Just wanted to wish you an extremely early happy birthday so I can get back to thinking about myself.


Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.


I find it hard to believe your entire body was in a uterus at one point.


May you live so long your entire body resembles a scrotum.


Two secrets on your Birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.


Today’s the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus.


I’d bake you a cake today if I knew how to use an oven.


I searched a long time to find the perfect birthday card for you but ended up just sending this.


I find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work.


If you were a dog you’d be dead by now.


Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.


Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to remind you that my birthday is coming up soon.


May you live so long that no one wants to see you naked.


Thanks to all who posted birthday wishes to my Facebook page and making me look more popular than I really am.


Happy birthday to someone I think about almost as much as I think about myself.


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Few days of the year are as important to us as a friend or loved one’s birthday. Whether we want to admit it or not, we expect a certain level of special treatment on our birthday and we also expect happy birthday wishes from those who are important in our lives. When your friends, family, spouse, boyfriend, girlfriend or other important people in your life have a birthday, we usually send them a birthday message greeting them and wishing them well. However, we often don’t give the birthday wishes careful thought. And on a day that is so important and personal to so many people, why not take the time to craft a clever, heartfelt, romantic or funny birthday wish that can help make their special day a bit more special?

However, it can sometimes be a bit difficult to come up with the right birthday message or to know what to write in a birthday card. But don’t worry, because we’ve got you covered. We have chosen for you the 35 best birthday wishes, quotes and messages perfect for any occasion. And not only that, but these birthday quotes are all on funny, touching or romantic images, because a picture can help say so much more.

This collection contains birthday greetings for anyone you know who is having a birthday including birthday wishes for a friend, co-worker, husband, wife, son, daughter, sibling, boyfriend, girlfriend and more. We even have some belated birthday wishes, because we all have moments of forgetfulness!

Feel free to share these with those you love and care about and enjoy the celebration of life. Happy birthday to us all!

Birthday Wishes for Friends

This sections includes birthday wishes for friends, coworkers and general greetings for acquaintances. It also includes a few birthday wishes for best friends.

  • I hope today is as special as you are. Happy birthday!
  • Don’t ever change! Stay as amazing as you are, my friend
  1. Here’s to the sweetest and loveliest person I know. Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday to my best friend, the one I care about the most!
  • Happy birthday! Here’s to a bright, healthy and exciting future!
  • I gt a feeling that you’ll look really good when you get older. So don’t feel bad about how you look now. Happy birthday my friend!
  • You know all about me, I know all about you. We’re best friends, yada yada yada. Since we can read each other’s minds I don’t need a creative message.
  • Hope your birthday is as wonderful and extraordinary as you are.

Birthday Wishes for Sisters

Are you looking for the perfect way to say “happy birthday sister”? This collection of happy birthday wishes for sisters will help you to choose just the right message for your sister.

  • Donald Trump called and said he wants his hair back. Happy birthday to my tolerant and forgiving sister! (certainly one of the most timely funny birthday wishes for sisters)
  • A birthday wish for elder sisters: Behind every great sibling is an extraordinary big sister. Cheers to my wonderful sister. Happy birthday!
  • A birthday wish for younger sisters: You are incredible in every way. Keep on shining and smiling. Happy birthday my little sister!

Birthday Wishes for Brothers

These birthday wishes for brothers will help you to make his day extra special. We hope these help you find the perfect way to say “happy birthday brother!”

  • I appreciate all the things you do for me. Having a brother like you makes me feel so lucky.
  • Happy birthday to the second favorite child. - From the first favorite child. (one of the most classic funny birthday wishes for brothers)
  • A birthday wish for younger brothers: Thank you for putting up with me. I might be older than you but you are wiser in so many ways my brother.

Birthday Wishes for Daughters

Show your daughter how much you care with one of these heartfelt birthday wishes for a daughter. Send her a message much more touching than a simple “happy birthday daughter”.

  • May your day be as bright as your smile and as lovely as you. Happy birthday my daughter!
  • A birthday wish for daughters from mom: When you came into this world I fell in love. You are always loved sweetheart. Happy birthday!
  • A birthday wish for daughters from dad: Roses are red, violets are blue, I am one proud happy papa, to have a daughter like you!
  • “My daughter is my passion and my life.” - Tamara Mellon

Birthday Wishes for Sons

What is more precious than your child? And what is more important than their birthday? This section will help you find the most touching birthday wishes for a son.

  • Happy birthday my precious son! You are loved, today, tomorrow and always.
  • A birthday wish for sons from father: You are my pride and joy, a man after my own heart. Happy birthday my son!
  • A birthday wish for sons from mother: You will always be my sunshine my little angel. Your mother loves you so much! Happy birthday son!
  • “Son, you outgrew my lap, but never my heart.”

Birthday Wishes for Wife

Rule number one for a happy marriage: never ever miss your wife’s birthday. So on her special day send her one of these funny or romantic birthday wishes for wife.

  • “Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.” - Franz Schubert
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, since it’s your birthday, I’m happy to do the dishes for you.
  • Happy birthday to my one and only love! I am a rich man because I have you as my wife.

Birthday Wishes for Husband

Remind him of how important he is and how much you love and care for him with these happy birthday wishes for husbands.

  • When you’re married to the best man in the world, there’s nothing more in life that you could ask for. Happy birthday my husband! (one of the most romantic birthday wishes for husbands)
  • We don’t need a cake for your birthday, I’ll just put a candle on your head because like a cake, you are yummy, scrumptious, sweet, special, heavenly and irresistible.
  • “In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.” - Maya Angelou

Birthday Messages for a Girlfriend

Don’t forget your girlfriend on her birthday! Choose from our funny or romantic birthday wishes for girlfriends and help make her day extra special.

  • May your birthday be as nice as your butt and as incredible as your brain. Happy birthday baby!
  • Being with you is heaven on Earth. Happy birthday babe, I love you!

Birthday Messages for a Boyfriend

Let your boyfriend know you are thinking about him and show him how much you care with one of these birthday messages.

  • Romantic birthday wishes for boyfriend: My heart and eyes only belong to you, my love. Happy birthday!
  • Funny birthday wishes for boyfriend: We are a perfect combination. I am smart, gorgeous, funny, sexy and a one-of-a-kind girlfriend and you... are YOU!

Belated Birthday Wishes

We are all forgetful from time to time, but as the saying goes, better late than never. So, send them one of these happy belated birthday wishes and make up for being a bit behind.

  • Sorry! I had a brain far, I’m chronically challenged, I am a slow turtle, I’m doggone late, and I need memory pills so badly. Forgive me for missing your birthday.
  • I feel terrible for being late to wish you a happy birthday...forgive me...
  • Please forgive me for the delayed wishes. Hope your day was nothing but extraordinary. Happy late birthday my friend!

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend

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Birthday with having fun and enjoyment is incomplete. So, here we present some of the most Hilarious and Funny Birthday Wishes which make your friend’s, brother, sister, Boyfriend, Female friends beginning of special day full of humor. These Happy Birthday wishes are funny which you can attach with your bday greeting card.

You can even choose from these wide collection of birthday wishes funny messages to send on Email, Facebook or whatsapp. These Funny bday wishes are not non-veg so you don’t have to think before sending these funny birthday wishes for best friend female. If you want to tag few gifts along, you can buy them online here

So have fun on the B’day party and have lot of enjoyment.

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Best Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Lets begin with the biggest collection of cool and crazy collection of funny Birthday wishes for friend. it can be use for male of female.

  • On your Birthday, I wish you get stuffs like, fun, romance, love, peace, and friendship. These are all the things which are free of cost.
  • You are slowly slowly getting to the top of everything. It is better than staying Ideal. Have a Happy Birthday which is also top of the world.
  • Earlier I wished that your entire wish comes true this year. Then I thought that if your all dreams come true this year. Then there will be no dream left for Next year.
  • It’s your day; celebrate it in your way. Take out time and enjoy the day. Don’t waste it away. Happy Birthday!!
  • This is your special day. Spend it with a smile and make it remember able. Because once it was gone it will come after one year.
  • Don’t worry about your home. I had already booked fire extinguisher, in case your bday cake catch fire. Love you my old friend.
  • Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special Celebration.

Cool Funny Birthday Wishes

  • Another year has passed and anther year which didn’t suck. Happy Birthday.
  • Have you checked the number of candle on your birthday cake? You have to blow the entire candle by sniffing. Ha ha ha. Happy Birthday, Candle King!
  • My only wish for you is that no. of candle decreases, but, the no. of parties and cake increases every year!!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Uncle

Best Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Female

If you are looking for something to send to a women then these funny birthday wishes for woman friend are best to send on the bday morning. she will enjoy are laugh hilariously. you can even attach the humor bday images with it so that the fun goes double.

  • Quickly blow all the candle before the room catches fire. This huge amount of candle on the cake makes the room hotter. Happy Birthday hottie!!
  • I made a special cake for your Birthday. But, I cannot place Candles on it. If I place, I have to call Fire department immediately to extinguish this huge firehouse.
  • I good to stay young, but with every birthday you are getting older. Don’t worry, just chill. Make your Birthday special.
  • This SMS is free from extra fat, cholesterol, and additives. It is totally organic, but it is full of sugar. This SMS is as sweet as the person reading it. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!
  • At an age of 40, it’s an achievement to remember where the keys are! Whether it is in Bathroom? In Toilet? In kitchen? All the best for future! Happy Birthday to you!!
  • Did you remember that happy, funny, colorful day of young age? It always feels awesome when you can recall those memories.
  • Wish you a happy Birthday. I brought a surprising gift for you this year… “A Cane”.
  • On your Birthday I have a special wish. Smile while all your teeth are present! Congratulations!
  • You get an awesome feeling when your loved one wishes you the way you want on your Bday. Happy A hilarious Birthday.
  • I got something special for you, which both of us love. Wooo! I ate it all on the way.

 

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Female

Funny Birthday Messages for Woman Friend

With technology people send message a lot on Facebook and Whatsapp. For those who love to send msg on anything here are Happy birthday wishes funny messages for your girl best friend.

    • Don’t feel sad that you become one year older. Keep the chin up. You know what I mean. These Funny bday wishes are only for you. Have Fun!
  • On your birthday, don’t count the candles on your cake or wrinkles on the face. You will be shocked. Just be glad that you are not down for the count.
  • Today is your Birthday Bro; tell me how old you grow! I mean that parts that were born with a terminator.
  • Money is tightTime is to fight.So, here is your Bday card
  • You always plan bday full of fun. This year I start with Funny wishes for the birthday to start the day with fun.
  • Gift something to your mother on your birthday. I know it’s your Bday, but it’s her Mother’s day!
  • You are my best friend and you give me 10 times more then what I want. So, on your Birthday, A super exciting party is from my side. Remember 10 times more! Happy Birthday, Brother!
  • Best Friends are meant to share everything with each other. So, I am celebrating and sharing your Birthday like, it’s my own birthday. It is the day of celebrating the day of Friendship! Happy Birthday buddy!
  • It is well said that time is the best healer, but it is also a bad beautician and it’s proved in your case. Happy Birthday Oldie Man/Woman!
  • You are at an age when all compliments from people are accompanied by for someone your age.

Funny Birthday Messages for Woman Friend

Funny Bday Video to Enjoy

Here are 3 Funny Video on birthday to watch and have lot’s of fun.

Happy B’day Wishes Funny for Friends

Still not satisfied with the hilarious wishes for bday. below you will find happy birthday funny wishes for male or men best friend.

    • The birthday when you don’t want to remember it is the day when you feel that you are getting old. Happy Birthday my old friend!
    • It is very funny that you are wrinkled and weak now. We are at end of life. But, still, a lot of years are about to come. Happy Birthday Buddy.
    • I am so lucky to have as a friend, who is Dam Hilarious, full of humor and so loving. Don’t get so much flattered. I am saying this because it is your birthday. But, I am not Faking on Humour part! Happy Birthday Buddy. Have a Happy and Funny Birthday my Friend.
  • You are always with me whatever the situation is. I am so much excited to spend this birthday with yours. Your birthday is going to truly special.
  • Stop counting the candles on your cake. You still have teethes and Black hair. Stay blessed! These Funny Birthday wishes are only for you.
  • It is well said the mature-ness and wisdom come along with age. It looks like you are still a kid and yet not reached the age. Happy Birthday to kiddo!
  • ON your Birthday, You will be having all personal crises or your will start wondering about the purpose of life. Don’t worry it’s just for one day of a year. You will be back to normal after one day.
  • Today I found a clown inside you! I’m just kidding! You bring so much of happiness in my life and you are the most special person in my life. Wishing you a very happy Birthday.
  • You are like a family member to me. So, Warm wishes for your happy Birthday.
  • My Tip for your bday.
    1. Forget your past, because you cannot change it.
    2. Forget your Present, I didn’t get you one.

     

Happy Bday Wishes Funny for Friends

Funny Birthday Wishes for Men

Men’s love to laugh more then women. so here you will find funny bday wishes for men best friend who love to read these crazy and cool funny wishes of birthday.

  • With another Birthday, there comes another reason to curse the creator of this first modern mirror. Happy Birthday dude!
  • A big Thanks to your Birthday, your birthday cake candles are giving us so much warmth to counter this chilling cold. Thanks again and happy Birthday!
  • You hate your birthday because you are getting older and peoples are gifting you scary cards with spooky messages and you are getting older. Happy Bday funny wishes are only for you my friend.

    Funny Birthday Wishes for Men

  • The government will also go to declare your birthday an important day because you become a citizen on that day.
  • Thanks Brother for being my brother. You are the one who makes all family photos look better with you there.
  • Birthday’s make us realize that this journey of life is like time travel movie in a slow motion. But I always want to be the first to come at the end of the film. Happy Birthday dear!
  • Happy Birthday to my old friend. May god bless you with a brand new disease and I come to take care of you!
  • I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go. Happy Birthday Brooo…
  • Why people like you get depressed on birthday for becoming old. If you think on it, you are getting old on left 364 days of a year.
  • Happy Birthday to my sweet brother. I hope you get one more disease of love and relationship. May virus of fun enter to your life? Happy Fun and humor on Birthday. This hilarious Bday wishes is only for you.

 

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Female

Funny Birthday Wishes & Quotes for Male Colleague

Use these quotes and wishes for your male colleague because below you will find the most funny birthday wishes.

  • As you grow old one more year, Can you blow out all candles by yourself or we all should help you to blow them out.
  • Your Age shows on your Bday cake. You have to blow all the candle by sniffing them. Ha ha ha Happy Birthday!
  • Your cake candles are making the room hotter. Blow out them before we have to call the fire brigade to save us from the fire.
  • No matter how much clever, cute or sweet you are. The most important thing is that you remember my birthday.
  • Your birthday is the only day of the year when your friend post on your Facebook wall. At least Facebook makes them remember about your Birthday.
  • A scientist has proved that people start losing memory after the age of 41, but we can only hope for you. Happy Birthday, have fun!

    Funny Birthday Wishes & Quotes for Male Colleague

  • You must be happy today, your look 50, as you are of 60 today. Happy Birthday my friend.
  • On today’s time, everyone receives lot of text, phone calls and status update on the wall. Who actually mailed a card. Due to this new technology, we seldom receive a bday card from friends.
  • Though you do not have your teeth, but still I wish you happy birthday and congratulate you huge smile.
  • You always enjoy your birthday with some cool and interesting war, that’s why you only have one birthday in one year.

Happy Birthday Wishes for Someone Special Funny

So you are looking humorous for someone special . it can be for boyfriend or girlfriend :p . just scroll down.

  • I will wish you Happy Birthday till we can put our hat on head.
  • Happy Birthday to my best friend who is everything in my life. And he is the person whose place cannot be taken by anyone.
  • I generally forget everyone’s Birthday, It’s like a miracle I remember your Birthday and sending you this msg. Happy Birthday Broo!
  • You will get the surprise by the party we are going to throw tomorrow morning:
  • Whose yard is this?
    Where are my clothes?
    Your Birthday is going to be most memorable…
  • It’s your Birthday. Close your eyes, Think of your dream, Make a wish and if you wait for a while, you will get exactly what you want when all the kids go out of the house.
  • With every birthday your are getting older. Don’t think about this bullshit. Just have fun and eat my position of cake too.
  • A best friend is a pack of Best parent, lover, and teacher. Happy Birthday to my power pack
  • Oh yeah, it’s your birthday. Its means 1 more year that you’re annoying everyone with your weird things. Anyway! Happy Birthday!

    Happy Birthday Wishes for Someone Special Funny

  • Only one day you are going have your Birthday. The left 364 days you will get un-birthday presents. Happy Birthday.
  • Before coming to your Birthday party, I saved the emergency number on my phone. Unexpected asthma attaches can come to your while blowing the candles.

I hope your search for best, cool and crazy funny birthday wishes are ended here. you can stay tuned with us for more type of B’day wishes along with these humorous bday wishes.

 

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings

Nifty, shifty, thrifty…Fifty! Funny 50th birthday sayings, short clean jokes, and funny quotations that’ll help you slide into the fifties with a smile. Congrats!

Links to lots more 50th Birthday humor at bottom of page.
Share your own joke or feedback in the Comment box.

But first, help yourself to the Video Joke of the Day…

 

Turning 50: Funny Sayings, Group 1

  1. The best form of birth control for people over 50: nudity.
  2. Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.
  3. By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.
  4. At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.
  5. 50 years old: In Led Zeppelin terms, that’s halfway up the stairway to heaven.
  6. Turning 50? Laughter is the gift that keeps you in the present.

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings: What You Can Expect at 50

  1. You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.
  2. You spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair.
  3. You realize with some irritation that your parents were right about nearly everything.
  4. The street vendor says “Yes, Ma’am” instead of “Sure thing, Gorgeous.”
  5. You finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.
  6. Your high school yearbook is moldy enough to support a thriving colony of algae.
  7. When you look in a full-length mirror, you can see your butt from the front.
  8. You’re still hot, but only in flashes.
  9. And those hot flashes? Don’t think of them as menopause. Think of them as regular short vacations in the tropics.
  10. At 50 it’s more important than ever to eat fruits and vegetables. So:-
    1. In the morning, add an extra stalk of celery to your Bloody Mary.
    2. At lunch, drop an extra olive in your martini.
    3. And at dinner, squeeze a little more lime into that Margarita.

Funny 50th Birthday
Sayings, Group 3

I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
– Wendy Cope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
– Bob Hope

Sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. The only difference is I’m not into all that freakin’ Cirque de Soleil stuff because I’m as flexible as a two-by-four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.
– Janet Periat

After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, “I just ferment my food now.”
– Henry Green

When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I’m fifty. I haven’t seen anything.
– Eric Satie

 

Funny 50th Birthday
Sayings, Group 4

For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was 1978, but the time machine was booked.
– Jean Sorensen

Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
– Phyllis Diller

Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles.
– Melanie White

50 is a nice, round number – it pretty much matches my body.
– Melanie White

50 isn’t old – just ask anybody who’s 90.
– Melanie White

50th Birthday Sayings
Group 5

At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
– Anonymous

50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments.
-Melanie White

50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule.
– Greg Tamblyn

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
– Charles M. Schulz

I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me.
– Janet Periat

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
– Lucille Ball

50th Birthday Sayings: Group 6

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.
– Franklin P. Jones

Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you?
– Melanie White

You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head.
– Melanie White

When you’re 50, don’t worry about turning gray. Just be glad you have hair.
– Melanie White

At 50, when you sneeze, “water under the bridge” has a completely different meaning.
– Melanie White

50th Birthday Party

A 50 year old woman’s birthday wish was to lose all her excess weight. In one huge breath, she blew out the all candles on her cake. Suddenly – POOF – her husband vanished.


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