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June 08, 2019 1st Anniversary Wishes 5 comments

Share the funniest and most hilarious happy birthday wishes with your friends and family and put a big smile on their faces.

Friends are extended family. Life is so much easier to get through when you are connected to decent, loyal people that you can trust and call a friend. Having a close circle of friends comes in handy when you need a helping hand, a shoulder to lean on, or someone to laugh with and be yourself around. When you are around true friends, there is no need to put up barriers. You can be inspired to be yourself, unapologetically. If you are a friendly person, then you, no doubt, understand the importance of friendship. Friends are special and that makes a friend’s approaching birthday a very special occasion that is definitely worth celebrating.

How do you celebrate birthdays with your close friends? People celebrate in many different ways. It could be a simple birthday dinner or a wild, unforgettable night on the town. No matter how you celebrate, as long as you are celebrating with your friends, you are sure to have fun. To add a little more sweetness to the occasion, share some of these wonderful birthday wishes with your friend.


Funny Birthday Wishes for a Special Friend

  • Happy Birthday to my best friend. You’re the only person I can tolerate for more than an hour.
  • I love you, friend! I’m happy it’s your birthday but I can’t help admitting that I came mostly for the alcohol.
  • You’re getting old but look on the bright side…at least you have a friend like me to keep you hip and trendy. Have a happy birthday!
  • I’ll always be the friend that get you out of the trouble that I got you into. Happy Birthday your my partner in crime.
  • It’s your birthday so I’ll volunteer to be the designated driver… for once!
  • You should feel special. I don’t need a calendar reminder to remember your birthday! Enjoy your special day.
  • Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
  • Happy Birthday, friend! I hope we live long enough to be nursing home roomies.
  • Funny Birthday Wishes for your family and friends
  • Dear Friend. I’m still waiting until the day we become mature adults having intellectually stimulating conversations about grown up things. Until then, we’ll just stick to being 30 year old clowns.

Happy Birthday!

  • Happy birthday from the only person who knows your true age. Your secret’s safe with me!
  • You may be getting older but that doesn’t mean you have to grow up. Have a fantastic birthday.
  • I put on a smile just for you. But the truth is…I hate birthdays! It just reminds me of how old we’re getting.
  • Happy Birthday from the friend that taught you everything you know about life. Sorry about the misinformation.
  • You are a gorgeous birthday girl! Almost as gorgeous as your best friend! Happy Birthday to you!
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  • Congratulations on your fifth 25th birthday! Love always, your awesome friend!
  • The first two things I thought about when I realized it was your birthday was cake and alcohol. Does that make me a bad friend?
  • Another year older? No way. You’re another year sexier. Happy birthday to you.

Happy Birthday.

  • Hmm… I don’t know if these candles on your birthday cake cost more than the cake itself. But all the same have a very happy birthday, buddy!
  • I suppose I should start believing those rumors that you’re so old, rainbows only had black and white colors during your childhood years. Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday, old geezer! Now I can rest assured that my secrets are definitely safe with you because I doubt old age would allow you to remember them.
  • If you’re worried about getting older today, you can take solace in the fact that during a hostage situation, you’d likely be the first to be released. Happy birthday.

Enjoy Today, it’s your birthday.

  • On your birthday, my advice for you is to never walk into an antique store lest people start bidding on you.
  • As you commemorate the day you were born into this world, I want to leave you with these words of wisdom: remember to smile while your teeth are still intact.
  • If the good indeed die young, then you, my friend, must be one heck of a FRIGGIN ole bad guy! Happy birthday, my ole bad friend.
  • As you celebrate your special day, I want to let you know that it’s never too late to be anything you want to be in life. But unfortunately you can’t be younger. If that’s your wish, then you’re so screwed, my friend.

 

Cute Birthday Wishes for a Special Friend

  • You and I are two of a kind. We’re like twins because we’re alike in so many ways. Happy birthday!
  • True friends are forever. I love you forever! Happy Birthday, bestie.

Happy Birthday!

  • Happy Birthday to a very special friend. I’ll be there for you until the end.
  • Welcome to your birthday bash! I wanted to make it a surprise, but I just couldn’t keep the secret from you.
  • I never have to search long and hard for someone to confide in. You are always a phone call away and never too busy. Thanks for always lending a listening ear.
  • We are friends by choice. No one ever makes you lend a helping hand or offer good advice. No one ever makes you share a little love. That’s what make you so special. You are an amazing friend because that’s just who you are.
  • Your birthday is just another opportunity to say I love you. Happy birthday and know that you are appreciated.
  • Happy Birthday to a Great Friend!
  • Remember your date of birth because it is a day that I am most grateful for. Happy birthday to the greatest friend I could ever have.
  • Wishing you lots of hugs and kisses on your birthday. Love you forever.

Happy Birthday to my sweetest friend.

  • Over the years, we have stood by each other through thick and thin, sharing each other’s grief and happiness. You have always shown time and again that you are a true friend and I want to thank you for that. I love you more than I can ever say in words, dear friend. Have a very happy birthday.
  • You are one of the few people in my life who make me complete. That’s how special you’re to me, my dearest friend. Happy birthday to you.
  • You’re the best buddy I’ve ever had all my life. Thank you for all your love and support. Have a fantastic birthday, dear friend. May the good Lord keep showering you with His endless blessings. Happy birthday.
  • Wishing a wonderful birthday to my best friend forever! May every day of your life bring you happiness and peace. I love you.
  • Happy birthday to a wonderful friend. May your special day be filled with God’s blessings.
  • May your life be blessed with oceans of happiness and good fortune. Happy birthday, my sweet friend.
  • On your special day, I just want to say a big thank you for always sticking with me through both good and bad times. I pray that God blesses you with all the desires of your heart. Happy birthday, dear friend.
  • Happy birthday to my bestest friend. I wish you all the best of luck and happiness in the year to come. God bless you.
  • A true friend like you is rare to find. And now that I’ve found my best friend in you, I’m going to cherish you like treasure. Have a happy birthday celebration. I hope that all your birthday wishes come to pass. God bless you, buddy.

Happy Birthday to my good friend

  • Happy birthday, friend. May this special day of yours be brim full of joy, happiness and laughter.
  • Happy birthday to my best buddy. I pray that on this day God blesses you with the ability and determination to fulfill all your dreams in life.
  • My dear friend, I hope you have the happiest birthday ever. I love you more than you’d ever know.
  • May your special day bring you the best of everything in this life that makes you truly happy. Happy birthday, my friend.
  • I am so lucky to have a loving and caring buddy like you. On your birthday, may things that bring you pure happiness always find their way to your doorstep. Happy birthday.

 

Sweet and Sentimental Birthday Wishes for Special Friends

  • Your friendship means the world to me. You are like a sister to me! Happy birthday to you.
  • Life is a little easier with a friend like you around. Never change. Stay amazing. Wishing you a very special birthday.
  • Dear friend, I’ll always love you even when we’re too old to remember our youthful days together. Have a wonderful birthday.
  • You don’t have to be famous to be a star. You shine brighter than ever. Have a magical birthday.
  • Happy Birthday! I am a better friend and a better person because of our friendship.
  • May your challenges be less and your blessing be multiplied. Happy birthday to my amazing friend.
  • Happy Birthday to my best friend. You have so much to live for. We have so many more adventures to take and places to conquer. No time for getting old.
  • Dear friend, I hope we live long enough to meet each other grandchildren. Love always. Happy Birthday.
  • The most amazing person I’ve ever met is you. I haven’t met anyone who compares. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday. Have fun and enjoy your special day!

  • Your friendship is the greatest gift of loyalty. You are true and genuine. Wishing you sincere birthday wishes.
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  • Birthday cards and birthday flowers just aren’t enough to say “I love you.” Thanks for being an amazing friend. Enjoy your birthday.
  • My friend, time is on your side. Reach for the stars and make the most of life. Happy Birthday!
  • From my heart to yours, have a great day. This would be a better world if there were more people like you in it. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Have a year full of music and love.


 

Appraising Birthday Messages for a Cool Friend

  • On this day, one of the most wonderful people in this world was born. I’m so grateful that such a wonderful person like you eventually became my best friend. Happy birthday, my dear friend. May your dreams come to pass. I love you.
  • Thank you for always being my pillar of support and never letting me down. Happy birthday, my friend.
  • Dear friend, on your birthday, my number one wish for you is that you have all the joy and happiness that your beautiful heart can contain. Stay blessed, my friend and enjoy this day to the max. Happy birthday.
  • Wishing my best friend a happy birthday. May this special day of yours be full to the brim with everything that gives you joy and happiness.
  • You are a very good friend. I will never trade your friendship for anything in this world. May you always remain blessed. Have a happy birthday.

Happy Birthday!

  • Your sincere love and care means more to me than anything in this world. Thank you, my dear friend. I wish you a very happy birthday. May God bless you today and forever. Enjoy this beautiful day of yours to the max!
  • You’ve been so good to me, dear friend. I want to thank you for that and ask for God’s blessings in your life as you celebrate this special day of yours. Happy birthday.
  • You’re my dearest friend and one of the most important things in this life of mine. Thank you for always being there for me. Have a wonderful birthday and stay blessed.  I love you.
  • Thanks for being a true friend and filling my life with love and joy. On your birthday, I pray that all your dreams and wishes come to pass. Happy birthday.
  • Today commemorates the day you came into this world and made it better and colorful for everyone around you. Have an amazing birthday. Many blessings to you, my friend.

 

Happy Birthday!


 

Happy Birthday to You!

  • Happy birthday, dear friend. In celebrating this very special day of yours, you and I shall party like today is our last day on Earth.
  • You and I have spent some of our best years together. May we always remain best friends. Happy birthday.
  • Your presence always feels my life with colors. Thank you for being such a wonderful friend to me. Have an amazing birthday, my dearest friend, and may God bless you abundantly.
  • There’s nothing in this big ole world that is ever going to change my love for you. This special bond between us shall never be broken. Thank you
  • Happy birthday, dear friend. I’m so proud to call you my friend. I hope this special day of yours brings you closer to achieving your dreams. Have a great day.
  • My wish for you on your birthday is a life filled to the brim with God’s amazing blessing. Happy birthday, buddy.

Happy Birthday to my forever friend


 

Happy Birthday to you.


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I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

  

You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.

So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

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Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

  

Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.

Who could say that we are related? Just joking of course, I want to say happy birthday cousin and all the best on this special day.

Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.

If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.

Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.

  

It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.

It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.

Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.

Grow more older and become toothless soon.

Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.

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I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.

On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.

As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.

Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.

Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.

Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.

People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!

You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.

Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.

The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.

Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.

You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.

You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.

The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.

Look, so many candles on a so little cake.

You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.

You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.

Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.

I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.

It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.

You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.

Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.

Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.

  

Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.

One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.

It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.

You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.

No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.

Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.

The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.

I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Lets wait for those. Happy birthday.

A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.

You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.

The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.

I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.

You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.

You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.

There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday.

Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.

Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.

With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.

No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world.

People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.

  

Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.

Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.

Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.

You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!

You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!

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It would have been a holiday, if you were a great man in this country. But I’m so unlucky that you are not.

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Respect for all your stuff you have successfully ruined bro. But somehow you have forget to ruined the cake. Because of that I want to say happy birthday brother, we love you anyway 🙂

More candles are on their way to join your cake. Hope you’ll be able to see them very soon.

Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.

You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.

There are lots of candles on the cake. So, I guess you need a big lungs to blow all them out.

No matter how big or small the cake is. Remember that you get older every year.

You don’t look as old as your age.

At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.

The more you are growing, the more mature you are becoming. Happy birthday to the most mature person I’ve ever meet.

I feel jealous because you get the most wishes on birthday. Happy birthday.

It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday.

You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday.

You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options.

Let me wish you as the very first person. I don’t want anyone to do that before me.

If it wasn’t your birthday celebration, I would have been going to buy some drinks for tonight.

I never make any joke that is related to age. Because I know it hurts someone like you.

It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.

It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.

I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.

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As you’ve aged I’ve started to wonder, Does the skin on your face really wrinkle or is it just your own personal treasure map to follow in the afterlife and you are suppose to be staring at the mirror studying it? Anyways Happy Birthday! Here’s to surviving to the next clue.

Congratulations! Another year of not remembering the horror you were born into! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday. I didn’t buy you a present. I’ve heard that we are either born rich or handsome and clearly you’re loaded!

I bought this card for you and I don’t remember why…use it for your birthday because I’ll probably forget that too.

I’d like to wish you health on your birthday, but I’m broke and need that inheritance. Here’s to great sex instead.

For my wife on her birthday, the stars are beautiful and the moon is bright. This was supposed to be romantic but instead I’ll make your sandwich tonight.

My darling child, on the day you were born, the world saw beauty and bliss. Except for me. I got a headache from having to write all of this. Happy Birthday.

To my sibling, enjoy your awesome day. Tomorrow, it’s back in the gallows with the rest of us.

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I use to hear with age comes wisdom. Congratulations on another year of proving them wrong. Happy birthday.

Roses are red; Violets are Blue. May the Lord have Mercy on what the years have done to you.

I send my best birthday wishes, and apologize for the absence and no gift. The Border Patrol and I disagreed on what constituted “pretty plants”. On the bright side, I hear I will be able to send you a stainless steel fork ring next year so I’m excited about that.

As you can see from the list, a tiny bit of laughter can go a long way. Brighten up the next birthday you visit with any of these phrases or create your own. The art of a good phrase is knowing your audience. Maybe some of these are not for you. Either case, knowing someone personally, allows you to create your own humor and place it in a card, speak it in a toast, or plaster it on a billboard. Get creative and enjoy your next birthday party putting grins on everyone’s faces and laughter in their hearts.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for brother or husband

I know it is difficult not being able to admire the top of your cake because of all the candles, especially because of your failing eyesight. At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday oldie!

Remember, now that you’re older, age is an irrelephant number. But like elephants, we don’t forget. We know you’re old!

The older you are, the better you’ll get. Unless you’re a cookie, then you’ll just go soft.

We all know birthdays are good for your health. Studies have proved that those who have more of them have lived longer.

Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? I bet you can cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time now you’re older!

One more year you’ve survived to annoy everyone you know! Happy birthday!

Thank you to everyone who wished me a birthday message because a notification appeared in the top right of your Facebook account.

Happy birthday to someone who will have no teeth soon. Enjoy the cake while you still can!

Another year older, but not another year wiser!

Since we’re like sisters, if you let me borrow everything of yours, I will not tell your mom what happens at this party.

Think of all the things you wish to be told on your birthday and just imagine I told them so I don’t have to!

Thank you for always being older than me. You’ll get to experience the joys of back pain and being toothless first!

We considered buying the amount of candles to match your age to put on the cake. But we’d run out of space on the cake. Happy birthday!

I tried to make a list of the words of wisdom you have taught me over the years to try and make this birthday special. Unfortunately, my list is blank! Happy birthday anyway!

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Sending birthday greetings has become a necessary tradition these days. It can be hard to find the perfect birthday wish for the special birthday boy or girl especially, with so many options. Don’t stress out over what to write in a birthday card.  Make the next birthday you celebrate a special one and personalize your birthday wishes with a handpicked happy birthday quote. Whether you’re looking for a greeting to make someone roll over laughing or a heart-warming tearjerker, these birthday quotes are a great place to start. A genuine birthday wish will surely make anyone’s day. This year, say “Happy Birthday!” with a few words that no one will forget.

50 Birthday Quotes for Your Mother, Father, Son and Daughter

When someone near and dear to your heart turns another year older, you’ll want to do everything you can to make their day extra memorable. Whether you’re throwing a birthday party, a cocktail party or planning a dinner at the honoree’s favorite restaurant, it’s tradition to give the guest of honor a Happy Birthday card. As if picking out a card wasn’t tough enough, on top of that you’ll need to craft a happy birthday message too.

When you sit down with a blank greeting card in front of you, don’t be surprised if you can’t seem to put the pen to paper. Many of us get a case of writers block when we sit down to write a birthday card greeting, especially to the people we love the most. Sure, the birthday honoree knows just how much you love and appreciate him or her but, it doesn’t hurt to remind them on their day.

The following birthday quotes will make for the nicest addition to your birthday cards for family and friends. Jump to any relevant section below:

Inspirational Birthday Quotes

Another year older and another reason to celebrate! Give your birthday card message a forward looking touch with one of these inspirational birthday quotes. 

  • “Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.”
  • “A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!”
  • “ Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!”
  • “May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey. Happy birthday!”
  • “This birthday, I wish you abundant happiness and love. May all your dreams turn into reality and may lady luck visit your home today. Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people I’ve ever known.”
  • “May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.”
  • “Count not the candles…see the lights they give. Count not the years, but the life you live. Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday.”
  • “Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.”
  • “Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!”
  • “Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride.”
  • “Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams!”

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

Birthdays are meant to be full of laughter and cheer. When the guest of honor opens his or her birthday card from you, you’ll know why they can’t stop smiling. Pick out one of these funny happy birthday quotes or mix and match them with your own words to craft the perfect cheers to another year older. 

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  • “Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”
  • “You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”
  • “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
  • “Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
  • “Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”
  • “Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”
  • “Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”
  • “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”
  • “You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”
  • “On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible, because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”
  • “Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!”
  • “It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”
  • “Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”
  • “Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”
  • “When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”

Cute Happy Birthday Quotes

No matter who your card recipient may be, there is something sweet about adding a cute happy birthday quotes to your messages. If your writing a birthday card message for mom or for your sister, make sure to use one of these sentiments to wish her well. 

Tip: Write a happy birthday quote to your little one. That way he or she can read it when they get a little older! Awh!

  • “Wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with joy. Happy birthday!”
  • “Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day…Have a wonderful time and a very happy birthday!”
  • “Hope your special day brings you all that your heart desires! Here’s wishing you a day full of pleasant surprises! Happy birthday!”
  • “On your birthday we wish for you that whatever you want most in life it comes to you just the way you imagined it or better. Happy birthday!”
  • “Sending your way a bouquet of happiness…To wish you a very happy birthday!”
  • “Wishing you a beautiful day with good health and happiness forever. Happy birthday!”
  • “It’s a smile from me… To wish you a day that brings the same kind of happiness and joy that you bring to me. Happy birthday!”
  • “On this wonderful day, I wish you the best that life has to offer! Happy birthday!”
  • “I may not be by your side celebrating your special day with you, but I want you to know that I’m thinking of you and wishing you a wonderful birthday.”
  • “I wish for all of your wishes to come true. Happy birthday!”
  • “Many years ago on this day, God decided to send an angel to earth. The angel was meant to touch lives and that happened! Happy birthday my sweet angel!”
  • “Sending you a birthday wish wrapped with all my love. Have a very happy birthday!”
  • “ Happy birthday to you. From good friends and true, from old friends and new, may good luck go with you and happiness too!”
  • “A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here wishing you great happiness and a joy that never ends.”
  • “It’s always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet.”
  • “Happy birthday to one of my best friends. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love you and happy birthday!”
  • “On this special day, I raise a toast to you and your life. Happy birthday.”
  • “You look younger than ever! Happy birthday!”
  • “Words alone are not enough to express how happy I am you are celebrating another year of your life! My wish for you on your birthday is that you are, and will always be, happy and healthy. Don’t ever change! Happy birthday my dear.”
  • I can’t believe how lucky I am to have found a friend like you. You make every day of my life so special. It’s my goal to make sure your birthday is one of the most special days ever. I can’t wait to celebrate with you!”

Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday. birthday wishes funny glass half empty or half full. Some say.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Were found 32 happy birthday messages:

My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!

Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Age is just a number, but in your case it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Happy birthday, best friend!

It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.

Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

Have a fantastic day!
You think that age is but a number and you’re only as old as you feel. 

Well, tell that to your arthritis when the time comes and you will soon see that age does, in fact, matter a lot.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.

I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.

Happy birthday!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.

So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!

May your birthday be filled with laughter!
Getting old is all about losing things. You start to lose your memory, your hair and even your keys. But just focus on the positive side, at least you still have your teeth. Remember to smile while you still have them.

Happy birthday, best friend!
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