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July 06, 2019 1st Anniversary Wishes 5 comments

We have compile long and short birthday wishes for that special friend #23: You're my best friend and I'm hoping your birthday is as sweet as.

Short Birthday Wishes



In a hurry? Choose from the best short birthday wishes online — in seconds — right here. 

Whether you would like to send your birthday wishes via text, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest or LinkedIn, you'll find exactly what you need on this page.

Make your friends, family and loved ones instantly feel special on their birthday. Right below are a wide choice of original, beautifully written, short birthday greetings (birthday wishes that are 110 characters or less) you can send them. 


Message Guy Tip:
When you should pick short birthday wishes


Short birthday wishes, when written well, can be just what you need to make your loved ones feel special on their birthday, but they should only be used in special circumstances (in my opinion).

Personally, I prefer short birthday wishes when I send my birthday greetings to family, friends, lovers and colleagues via text, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest or LinkedIn — when brevity is essential. 

You really shouldn't opt for short birthday messages when you can use a greeting card or eCard to send your birthday wishes, since you will have more room for a long birthday greeting, a much better way to fully express how you feel about the birthday boy or girl.


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Accept the past and embrace the future. The best of life is yet to come. Happy birthday.

Forget about your age. Remember all the blessings you have in your life. Happy birthday.

You've been blessed with wonderful memories. Keep making them. Happy birthday.


Life is short. Embark on as many adventures as you want, as long as you can. Happy birthday.

Jump in, head first, whenever you can. Life should be an adventure. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to a champion who knows what real victory is all about.


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Every birthday with you is a bundle of joy, just like you. Happy birthday.

You're our light. You make the sun shine, even on the stormiest of days. Happy birthday.

You deserve a huge celebration. Happy birthday.


May you find real joy in every moment. Happy birthday!

Wow, you’re still the beautiful, honest and caring person you were the day we met. Happy birthday!

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, today and every year, for the rest of your life.


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My birthday wish for you is the same every year — be well, be kind, be happy.

May you never stop dreaming, even when all your dreams have come true. Happy birthday!

May you always be surrounded by beauty, joy and wonder. Happy birthday!


May your birthday bring you plenty of joy, fun and love.

May this special day be the sweetest of your birthday celebrations.

You deserve only the best of everything true and good! Happy birthday.


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Here's to your special day, a birthday packed with everything you love and enjoy.

Wishing you a birthday filled with the love, passion and success you deserve.

Hoping your birthday day is as amazing as you are to me.


May you have many more birthdays to brighten up everyone's life. Happy birthday.

Hoping you have decades upon decades of birthdays to fill the world with joy.

You are the shining thread in the tapestry of our lives. Happy birthday.


Happy birthday. Enjoy the ride today and the journey forever tomorrow!

Happy birthday. Today is the day we celebrate your arrival on earth. Oh, happy day!

You've always been a blessing and inspiration to everyone around you! Happy birthday.


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You are a wonderful person. May you have a wonderful birthday and life.

May you celebrate more than a century of birthdays to make all your dreams come true.

The sun is shining more brightly today, only to wish "Happy Birthday" to you.


Hoping all your birthday wishes take flight, bringing you ever higher, until you can touch the sky.

Count and celebrate your blessings every day, especially on your birthday. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Celebrate your special day and everything that makes you even more special.


Sending birthday wishes your way for the best of everything your big heart desires.

May you have a beautiful day and year ahead. Happy birthday.

May your luck last until all your dreams come true. Happy birthday.


Enjoy your birthday and every birthday delight in store for you.

Let your age be a reminder of everything you have been blessed to enjoy in life.

Your birthday is going to be so great. I'll make sure of it. Happy birthday.

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It's time to put on your birthday party hat and get your birthday celebration going!

May happiness and excitement find you on your birthday and all year-round!

In lieu of a birthday gift, here's a birthday wish that will last you all year long: Happy birthday!


On your special day, I hope you get the chance to spend every moment with the people you love!

I only have the most special of birthday wishes for a person as special as you! Happy birthday!

May your birthday be filled with all those you hold dear and all you dearly want!


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Congrats on your special day! Today, as always, you're top in my thoughts and top in my heart.

Sweetheart, I'm the luckiest person in the world to have someone as special in my life. Happy birthday!

Wishing you a birthday fit for royalty, with only the finest things in life at your fingertips!


Wishing you a special day and year packed with what matters most in life: real friends, real love and real joy.

Hope you have the brightest of birthdays!

Wishing you the sunniest of birthdays!




Top of Short Birthday Wishes

Have an amazing birthday today and an even more amazing year.

May you celebrate many birthdays to come!

On your birthday, I wish you sweet little moments and great big memories that last a lifetime.


Hope you create incredibly unforgettable moments on your birthday! You deserve every second.

My best wishes for you on your special day and the year to come.

Wishing you the best of health, happiness and success all your life, starting today.


Here's to you! Celebrating the day you were born is special to us! Happy birthday!

May this year's birthday be the start of a life lived perfectly, richly and happily.

Let's fill your birthday with happy moments, unforgettable memories and soaring dreams.


You’re not old. You’re the epitome of youth and beauty. Happy birthday!

Wishing you a wonderfully happy birthday and many more wonderful years.

May every hour of your birthday be full of all the people and things you love in the world.


Wishing you every ounce of fun and adventure you can squeeze out of your birthday.

It's your birthday, so you can celebrate with all your heart and soul! I know I will.

Happy birthday! You get younger heart with each passing year!

Hoping you enjoy every second of every hour of your birthday.

On your birthday, you were born to celebrate. Let's party now!

Your birthday is only once a year, so let’s make it epic.


Wishing you all the birthday wishes you've ever had will come true today.

Today's your birthday. Today's the best reason to celebrate you.

Lots of people want to wish you well on your birthday (I'm first in line). Happy birthday!


I just wanted to be the first to say "happy birthday" to you. Enjoy every moment!

May the best of your birthday past be the gold standard for many birthdays to come.

May your birthday be crammed with the excitement, joy and laughter you've always imagined.


Happy birthday! Don’t count your years. Count every blessing that has brought you here today.

Your birthday is not about birthday cake, gifts and balloons — it's about sweet, adorable you.

Wishing you a "happy birthday" with the power to make your special day truly amazing.


Happy birthday. May you continue to love life and make the world a better place.

May beauty, joy and health be yours on your birthday and every day afterward.

Happy birthday. Let's celebrate the happiness, love you bring this world every day.


Happy birthday. Forget the troubles of the past and remember all the possibilities in store for you.

Happy birthday. Don’t every change. You're perfect.

Hope your special day blossoms into the birthday celebration of the decade. You deserve it.


Short birthday wishes to avoid on Facebook

Ever wonder if your Facebook friends like your birthday wishes? You should. According to a recent article in The New Yorker, the type of birthday wish you add to your friend's Facebook page says more about yourself than you think. Click right here to read this article...and avoid adding birthday greetings that reveal a little too much about yourself.








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What do I love most about these short birthday wishes is their universality, despite their length, which could have truly hampered their appeal. But that's not the case here. Feel free to use them the next time you wish your loved ones a very, very, very happy birthday from the heart.
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Do you have a someone who brightens each day and makes your life seem more worth living? Send her these cute birthday wishes to let her know!.

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Short Birthday Wishes

1. Every day we live, is a gift for us if we think so. Take advantage of living and enjoy every moment. Wish you a very happy birthday!

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2. Welcome the new year of your life in a grand way and grab all the opportunities that life offers you. Happy birthday!

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3. Happy birthday dear! I wish you a life full of true friendship, best companion, and unforgettable good memories!

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4. Congratulations on your special day, darling! I want you to know that I will love you today, tomorrow and forever in my life.

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5. Happy birthday to the best mom! You’re perfect and beautiful in every way and I’m proud of you. May your heart be flooded with the happiness and love!

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6. With all my heart, I wish you a blessed and happy birthday! I know, God has a wonderful plan for a wonderful person like you.

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7. Happy birthday, my son! Wish you peace, success and much love today and always. My blessings are with you always.

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8. Happy birthday, dad! You’re my superhero, my friend, and my first love. May you spend a wonderful day with your dearest one!

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9. My love, happy birthday! I Hope that today and every day may turn into an awesome day for you.

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10. Dear friend, you are my secret keeper and my partner in naughtiness and mischief. Today is yours, so enjoy and have a blast! Happy birthday!

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Simple Birthday Wishes

11. Happy birthday! Every day, may you get many reasons to smile! Warm hugs and kisses to you.

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12. My dear, today I promise you, I’ll always be with you in all your thick and thin and will support all your madness. Happy birthday!

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13. All the days become best when I spend it with you. You’re there in all my good memories. Happy birthday, my friend! Have an adventurous and enjoyable life!

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14. Happy birthday, bro! You’re my brother from another mother and I’m very happy to share your friendship. Party all the day and enjoy every moment!

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15. Happy birthday, dear. After all these years I still wonder could I actually see myself defriending you ever!

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Short Birthday Wishes For A Friend

16. Congratulations buddy for another year of life! Enjoy, smile and dance madly as if no one is watching. Cheers!

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17. Happy birthday, friend. On your birthday I have gifted myself the gift to ride shotgun with you whenever you drive!

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18. Happy birthday, dude! Don’t run only after the money because there are also many precious things such as platinum, diamond.

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19. My heartiest congratulations on your birthday, brother! May you conquer all your dreams and be very happy forever!

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20. My friend, happy birthday! I know, as always you don’t want any gift from me because you consider me as the best gift of your life.

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21. My dear friend, happy birthday! I may forget your birthday but know that I’ll always remember you because you are my true friend. Love you!

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22. Happy Birthday, bro. You are much fiend-er than everyone give you credit for. Nevertheless, you are nowhere near to me!

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23. Happy birthday to one of the very special person in my life! My friend, I’m blessed to have you in my life. May only the good things happen in your life!

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24. My best friend, congrats on your birthday! Continue like this loving, caring, crazy, and mad. Love you so much and wish you a blissful life!

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25. My childhood friend, with you, I had spent the most beautiful time of my childhood. Thanks for giving all the good memories. Wish you a very happy birthday!

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26. Congrats buddy on your birthday! You have a permanent place in my heart and I’ll always be with you whenever you need. All the love and wishes for you!

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27. Happy birthday, the most talkative friend! Truly speaking, without you, we spend a boring day and miss all your meaningless jokes. Be like this crazy and mad. All the best!

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28. My friend cum sister, happy birthday! You’re an important part of my life and I hope that our friendship will always remain as strong as today. Count on me always. Good wishes!

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29. Happy Birthday, buddy. I have realized that you are my best friend after sleeping on it for at least 10 years!

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30. You are naive! All the evidence to the contrary you are the imp of our circle. Happy Birthday.

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Short Funny Birthday Wishes

31. Happy birthday, friend! I always think that it’s totally unfair to celebrate the birthday of a person like you only once a year.

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32. Congratulations for stepping up another year towards the old age. Keep smiling as long as you have teeth.

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33. Happy birthday, my sister! Don’t worry much if you have trouble walking, or have back pain or joint pain. Because it’s very normal at this age.

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34. My dear brother, happy birthday! I’ve brought a big cake for you but didn’t buy any candles because they will not fit in the cake.

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35. My dear friend, happy birthday! Don’t try to do any plastic surgery to hide your age because it can cause harm and give you pain.

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36. You always say that love is enough to be a happy person. So I brought only my love for you instead of any gift because I want your happiness. Happy birthday!

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37. Happy birthday dear! Some suggestions for you: don’t try to change the past, avoid laughing at the things which are not funny, and finally forget the gifts because I didn’t get any.

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38. Happy birthday, brother! I’ve brought a mirror to gift you so that you can realize that you’re getting old. All the best for your old life!

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39. Today, a lot of people in the world are celebrating their birthday, but I only have come to your party to congratulate you. You don’t need to thanks me for this honor, because we’re friends after all.

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40. Happy birthday, sister! Actually, I’ve forgotten that it’s your 25th birthday and put the number in the wrong order on the cake.

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Short And Sweet Birthday Wishes

41. May good luck keep showering over you around the clock! Happy Birthday, dear.

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42. You’re the biggest reason for my happiness. Happy birthday, dear! Enjoy your special day with much fun by leaving all the worries aside.

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43. The only way to bag success is to set a goal and knuckle down on accomplishing that goal. God bless you and Happy Birthday.

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44. Happy Birthday, my friend. Carpe diem and never let negativity affect you!

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45. Happy birthday, dear! Be thankful to God for your existence in this beautiful world. May no sadness and unhappiness come into your life!

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46. Happy Birthday dear sister! Thank you for always reading between my lines and supporting me. Love you.

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47. Happy birthday! Start your new year with the promise to be better each day and always choose the right path.

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48. Today you’re celebrating your date of birth and I’m here to wish you a very happy birthday, my friend! May God bless you with much wisdom, success, and happiness!

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49. Congratulations my friend for completing another year of life! You’re not only my best friend, you’re my sister by heart. Wish you a day filled with a lot of love, surprises, and gifts!

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50. The new sun is about to dawn and hope that it’ll bring new rays of hopes in your life. Happy birthday, son!

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Simple And Short Birthday Wishes

51. Happy birthday to you! This special day, I give you a wish, ever so short and sweet. May your life be blessed and joyful, now and always!

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52. It’s your birthday, and so I wish you a great, awesome, and wonderful birthday celebration surrounded with your loved ones. Happy birthday!

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53. Wow, it’s your birthday again, huh? Well, here’s to being one year older officially! Happy birthday and God bless!

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54. Remember when we all wanted to grow up and be adults faster? Now that we have it we just can’t wait to wish it back! Happy birthday to the both of us.

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55. Happy birthday to my best friend! We really ought to catch up soon, and maybe then I’ll treat you to a birthday meal. Have a blast!

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56. Dear friend, happy birthday! I hope that God will be extra generous with his blessings for you today – you deserve no less for how awesome a person you are!

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57. I just want to remind you that you’re an awesome person and that no one can ever replace you in this entire world. You’re special! Happy birthday my friend.

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58. Happy birthday to the inspiring, joyful person who everyone has easily grown to like. You will always be my favorite person. Have a great celebration ahead!

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59. You have always been such an awesome person to be around, and I hope that no one will ever convince you otherwise. Happy birthday to my best friend!

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60. I remember the first day that we met – we clicked instantly and we became best buddies just like that! Happy birthday to you my dear friend.

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Birthday Wishes for Baby Girl

Were found 33 happy birthday messages:

I wish the happiest birthday to this darling baby girl, the cute princess who has stolen everybody’s hearts from day one. I hope that her big day is as amazing and sweet as she is.

May everyone shower you with gifts, cuddles and warm hugs.

My blessings and warmest wishes to the parents of the cutest princess of all!
This is a very
special day, for
one year ago
a lovely baby
girl was born.

Happy first
birthday, princess!

May your life be
long and blessed
with happiness,
love and success.
A sweet little baby girl like you is a blessing for everyone around you. Your smile brings joy and warmth to everyone's hearts. I hope you can find the same joy in everything you do or wherever you go in this world.

You really are one in a million.

I wish you the very best for your 1st birthday ever!
Happy birthday, my lovely child! Grow as you will, you'll always be my baby. Wishing you tons of happiness, love and health.
Happy birthday to an incredibly
cute baby girl!

You are a pleasure to be around
as you hardly ever throw tantrums
and you’re always smiling!

That’s very rare to find in a child
of your age! Never stop being as
adorable as you are now! 

Wishing you a very happy birthday
today and a lifetime filled with
happiness, sweet girl!
Wishing the most darling baby girl her sweetest birthday yet!

You haven’t had many birthdays, little one, but I am hoping that each one just keeps getting better and better!

All my love to you and to your wonderful parents on this happy day!
I’m sending a big hug and lots of little
cuddles to a special little girl who was
born on this day!

You are still a little girl, but there is tons
of love around you. Who could have ever
imagined that such a small angel could
be the source of so much love?

You are growing so fast before our eyes!
It won’t be long before you take your first
steps or say your first words.

You have already blessed our hearts and
given us thousands of reasons to smile
during your short time with us. We know
you’ll touch so many more to come.

Have a happy birthday, baby girl!
To the loveliest little angel, I wish
unlimited happiness, hugs and
cuddles, and an amazingly pink day!

Happy birthday, baby girl!
Today you complete your first trip around the sun, baby girl, and I must say that every single day you’ve spent on earth, you have found a way of making it special for those around you!

Every day you have given us a gift, be it a smile, a little laugh or just the way you look at the world. Every little gift from you is irreplaceable and priceless, but it has filled the hearts of those around you with nothing but love.

You have the amazing ability to bring a smile to anyone’s face and warmth to their hearts. I hope life always smiles upon you, baby girl!
Happy birthday to the sweetest baby girl in the world! Each day of your little life is a gift and it has already amounted to 365 special little gifts.

Enjoy this very special day, baby girl, and a lifetime of happiness!

Sweet Happy Birthday wishes for friends and family to wish them all the best on their special day. Including short, simple, funny, belated.

Short birthday wishes

short cute birthday wishes

Birthdays are special to all of us. If anyone forgets to wish you on your day, chances are high that you will never forget that they didn’t. It is important to wish loved ones, friends and family on their special day and put a smile on their face. Birthday wishes make people feel loved and remembered. A call, text or even a Facebook message goes a long way in saying “we care”. A simple call at midnight to wish “Happy Birthday” or a bouquet of flowers with a card and chocolates does the trick.

But then again that is all cliché. Isn’t it much more fun when you can poke others about turning older? People are taking to funny birthday wishes to make the other person smile from ear to ear. It is effective, simple and can go on to be one of the most memorable wishes. Whatever you do, here are some tips to keep in mind while sending out a funny birthday wish:


Damn, you’re so old, your first pet must have been a dinosaur!


These are some funny and witty messages that you can share on social media or send to someone out on a birthday ecard, SMS or via e-mail on their special day.

Short Funny Birthday Wishes

  • We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!
  • One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!
  • Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!
  • It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
  • Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
  • To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
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  • I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!
  • Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
  • I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know.

  • Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…
  • I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
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  • One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.
  • You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy Birthday!
  • The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.
  • Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.
  • Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday oldie!

Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser.

  • Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday!
  • Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy Birthday.
  • Happy Birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!
  • I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.
  • May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones!

Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.

  • It’s your birthday, but make sure you get all your present before you offend everyone.
  • Today is your birthday, the only day you’re allowed to say things that you’d regret on any other day.
  • Oh yeah! You’re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month. Happy Birthday!
  • Statistics show that people who live longer have more birthdays, costing us more money for presents!
  • If you counted your birthday in dog years, you’d now be a teenager! Happy Birthday.
  • Another year to kick your bucket list to the curb.

More Birthdays bring a longer life. No science in that. Happy Birthday!

  • Happy birthday! Here’s to being immature for a lifetime.
  • As your younger sister, it’s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you’re still older than me. Ha!
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  • When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy bday!
  • Today is the start of the rest of your life. What? You’re how old. Revise: Today is the start of the oldest part of your life.

If you counted your birthday in dog years, you’d now be a teenager! Happy Birthday.

  • Don’t you wish you were a kid again? Of course not, cause you’re still doing the same things you did back then.
  • Here’s hoping that you enjoy your birthday as much as you enjoy torturing everyone all year.
  • I tried to find something that represented the year you were born. Unfortunately, the thrift shops were closed. Happy Birthday.
  • Congratulations bud! You are now officially 20 years away from turning 50.

You’re still young! Happy Bday.

  • I’m just coming over for the treat. By the way, many happy returns.
  • Here is a hug! Happy birthday!!!! PS: I’m broke!
  • You just lost one more year of your life. Happy birthday, man!
  • It is said that those who have the most birthdays, live the longest. Birthdays are great. Happy birthday, dude.

Happy birthday, Oldie.

  • Happy birthday, Dinosaur.
  • You turned 50? Well that botox is certainly working.
  • You asked for it. Here is nothing. Happy birthday.
  • I hope you see the day when you have no teeth.
  • Will there be cake tomorrow or no?
  • Happy birthday, my 30-year-old Grandma.

This year, do it your way.

  • Want to look young today? Play chess with Grandpa.
  • Want to look young today? Go to an old age home.
  • You just tuned 40? Well, your mom just told me you are 43.
  • Your grandmother wants her walking stick back. Happy Birthday!
  • I can never forget your birthday. It always comes after the day you remind me of it. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 500th birthday, Vampire. May you stay forever young!
  • Do I have to remind you at your age that TODAY is your birthday? Happy birthday to you.

Your age today… is the new black.

  • You’re great and even greater on your birthday. YES, I’ve been drinking!
  • The funny thing about you is that you age, but your maturity levels always stay the same!
  • This time we made sure that your candles cost less than the cake. We just got the two numbers. Have a happy 85th birthday!
  • The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Just don’t wake up in jail.
  • Now it’s time to fall in love, get married and make me a grandparent. And hopefully do all those things in this order! Until then Happy Birthday!
  • Your wife say you’re definitely getting better with age. Does that mean you started to take the trash out? Happy Bday.

On the occasion of this birthday, looking for the meaning of life in the back of my head.

  • This birthday means it’ time to start treating your kids like gold. They’ll be choosing your nursing home soon.
  • It’s your birthday. The good news is that you’re only as old as you act and right now you’re in kindergarten.
  • I will never send you one of those greeting cards making fun about your age. I know how sensitive old folks are about their age.
  • Finally you’re 21 and legally able to do everything you’ve been doing since you were 14 years old.

  • What comes with being 18 years old? Bills, bills and more bills… and waiting three more years to do what you really want.
  • I can’t believe you’re 50. You don’t look a day over 49 and a half.
  • You know you’re getting old when your kids are lecturing you. Fight the power! Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are nuts!

  • I bet if you knew at 18 years old what you know now, you’d have still done the same stupid things that you did. Here’s to staying young. Happy Birthday.
  • I thought about sending you a birthday card mocking your age, but I decided against it. Remember that when you are writing your will.
  • You’re the best young person I know. You make me thankful to be old.
  • Don’t worry about getting old. You’re still above ground.
  • The secret to staying young is lying about your age. Happy Birthday!

Blow this candle and hope for the best.

  • Let’s be honest! You don’t really care what I write on this card. You probably won’t even read it. All you care about is the gift inside! And that’s why I love you, happy birthday!
  • Consider the positives. You have another birthday and you still have all your teeth.
  • I just wanted to remind you that you’re a year older than you were last year.
  • Today is the day when everyone reminds you you’re a year older and we all pretend to be happy about it.
  • Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day over… whatever age you were at your last birthday!
  • You had me at “there will be cake and ice cream”. Happy Birthday to a truly special person who admires candy!

Happy Baaaaaaaaarthday!

Longer Funny Birthday Wishes

  • We all knew this day was coming, it’s not bad luck, its nature. It’s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. It’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public. Happy Birthday!
  • Mum, it’s that time of year again! You do make it hard for us, don’t you?! You never chose a favorite cake for us to get, or special thing for us to do. You can never give us a list of things you want or favorite meal for us to prepare! You are the hardest woman on earth to please! For these reasons we were forced to make it up, so don’t blame us if the day is not up to scratch! Happy Birthday to the world’s biggest fence-sitting mum!
  • Not quite an adult, but no longer a child. This is one of the toughest ages of your life. You have most of life’s firsts to look forward to, and a whole mess of early mistakes to leave behind. Let me give you one single piece of advice, that I wish someone had told me when I was your age: Stay away from bad boys.

Dear friend, have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets!

  • You made it! You are now officially old! Maybe no one else has the guts to let you know, but don’t worry. In my opinion you’ll make a sexy grey fox for sure!
  • Another year, another birthday to organize, another headache. You better get used to headaches; they become more and more common when pushing middle age!
  • You may be just a one year old baby! So you can’t read this message yet! But since we have Twitter, Facebook and the Cloud, doing this kind of thing now makes sense!
  • Last year it was a nice dinner at a fantastic hotel, the year before we went to Vegas, and now this year you’re just staying in? I guess the rumors are true, old age does ruin people. Happy Birthday! Have a good one!

Happy Birthday. Enjoy this day.

  • I never celebrate my birthday with a huge party, and you always ask me why. While tomorrow you will be surrounded by mess and a pile of huge hospitality bills, I will be enjoying a nice quiet lie in. That’s why.
  • If you are hung over, struggle to think clearly and suffer a terrible headache in the morning, don’t worry. It only means you’ve had one of the best nights of your life!
  • If you were a boy I would be telling you to have a great time, not to be shy, to be brave, talk to everyone and not to get into too much trouble! But since you’re a girl I’m obliged to remind you that talking to strangers is a bad idea. Stay away from all naughty looking boys and don’t get into any trouble at all! Enjoy!

Birthday and liking it.

  • You should see your age as something to boast about, not worry over. The next time someone makes an age joke at you, remind them that you’ve been around longer than they’ve been able to walk, and if they make it to half your age, they should consider themselves lucky!
  • To the world’s greatest dad, you make me laugh, you keep me fed, you brush my hair and buy me clothes. So I guess it’s only fair that I return the favor and spoil you this one day of the year! Don’t expect big things though, please remember I’m only small. Happy Birthday.

If we’re late, keep us some cake.

  • You probably haven’t been told this before, but when you were first born the doctors thought there was something wrong with you! With those eyes, strange ears and funny nose, it’s genuinely quite amazing they ever let you leave the hospital.
  • To my dearest, most favorite and most precious little sister. Our family was so very blessed the day you were born. It was such a joy to grow up with you and share so many great moments together. Remember these kind words when you’re cutting and dishing out the cake portions later!
  • The best thing about your birthday is that you’ve now reached the age to say: “Those kids don’t know anything. When I was young…” and then go on blathering all day, annoying everyone around you.
  • I just wanted you to know that they say 50 is the new 30, skinny jeans are out and the saggy, relaxed look is in! Also, neatly pressed polo shirts are out and well worn and wrinkled is in! Happy Birthday you trendsetter you!!

May your day be more beautiful than a Unicorn farting rainbows!

  • Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. You smell like my husband and you sorta look like him too.
  • You remind me of a jar of pickles. You’re pretty well preserved for your age. Happy Birthday, my dear old friend!
  • Happy Birthday—-& just to let you know the tablecloth is flame resistant, I have the fire department on stand-by and there is a fire extinguisher under the table.

And then he tells me I’m just 27.

  • I have sources that have informed me that it’s your birthday and that you are a die-hard Obama fan. Enjoy this premium roast coffee that is imported and served at the White House! Kenya Arabica Bean Anniversary of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth blend.
  • You have more preservatives in you than a jar of mayonnaise! There isn’t an expiration date on your bottom, is there? Happy Birthday, my fantastically well preserved friend!
  • My momma always said “Life was like a box of chocolates. You gotta keep sticking your finger in them until you find the one that you want to get.” Happy Birthday.

If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!

  • “You want answers?! You can’t handle the truth!” …but I will tell you anyways. It’s your god*amn birthday!
  • I hope your birthday leaves you less hot & bothered than when you read 50 Shades of Grey. Happy Birthday.
  • Don’t think of them as wrinkles. Think of them as creases that just need some starch and a bit of ironing. Cheers to another year & another crease.
  • Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…..

Birthdays are a freud. Nobody is getting any junger.

  • Congratulations! You are another year closer to being able to get that senior discount at Target and wear the underwear that you can pee in!!
  • Brother, I figured today would be as good a day as any to tell you that you were adopted!! Just kidding. Happy Birthday—or is it??
  • Lucille Ball said it best when she said, “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” May you stay forever 28—LIAR!

Lucille Ball said it best when she said: The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age! May You stay forever 28…Liar!

  • I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys “R” Us kid. If you are now singing the end of this magical verse, you are most certainly an 80s kid. Happy Birthday to my NKOTB loving, neon scrunchy wearing, slap bracelet collecting friend.
  • If you’re having vanilla cake I would like some ice cream… but on the side. If it’s chocolate cake, no ice cream. If you’re having vanilla and chocolate marble cake, I would like the ice cream served on top of the cake. If there’s no cake, than just a scoop of chocolate ice cream. Happy Birthday to a friend that always goes above and beyond!!
  • I hope you enjoy your birthday as much as Kim Kardashian enjoys taking selfies!
  • I would like to wish you a politically correct birthday so I won’t encourage overindulgence of alcohol, getting less than the recommended 9 hours of sleep, or listening to excessively loud rock music…..but happy birthday, even if all the fun has been sucked out of it!

And I’m saving all my love for your birthday cake tonight.

  • Chuck Norris wanted to apologize for not being able to make it to your birthday party. He was busy geocaching in Antarctica. Happy Birthday.
  • Cougar was so last year. This year you are a cheetah, fierce & fabulous!! Happy Birthday!!!
  • If  ‘only the good die young’,…..I’m afraid you’re going to be celebrating a few more birthdays.
  • One must not simply wish someone a happy birthday, one must shout it from the rooftops, start a conga line in the middle of town, resurrect Julia Child to bake a triple layer ice cream cake!
  • Do you want to eat some ice cream? Come on, how about some chocolate cake? I never see you anymore. Come out the door. Come on let’s go and make a wish! Don’t tell me to ‘let it go’ because your birthday comes only once a year. We used to be best buddies but now we’re not. Do I really smell that bad? I want to wish you happy birthday, to your face. Not from behind a door.

I love parties. Happy Birthday.

  • I’m glad I don’t need Facebook to tell me it’s your birthday. Happy Birthday!
  • To show how not old we are I am going to wish you happy birthday in under 140 characters. #happybirthday #youngandhot #stillgettingcarded
  • Happy Birthday to someone who is aging better than Britney Spears AND Lindsay Lohan!!
  • Happy 16th Birthday, Sweetie! After digging out your old baby photo albums, I found the cutest picture of you wearing nothing but socks and a smile! I wished you happy birthday on your Facebook and Instagram. I couldn’t figure out how to upload the darn photo on Twitter. I hope you have a great day! I love you!

Just call me when the cake comes in.

  • May the odds be ever in your favor… and if they’re not I hope there is a Katniss to take your place because it isn’t going to be me!
  • Brace yourself. An explosion of Facebook notifications is coming. Happy Birthday from the Lannisters… we never forget.
  • “We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!!” I hope you are having a better day than Harry & Lloyd. Happy Birthday, friend!
  • You’re depressed about being another year older? Look on the bright side, you don’t live in North Korea where that evil dictator Kim Jong-un could kill you for it.
  • You know you’re old when your social calendar has bi-weekly ‘meet friends for coffee @ blood pressure clinic’ on it. Happy birthday, you old fart.
  • I promise when you get old and forgetful I won’t let you forget to wash your hands after you pee or feed the cat food to your cat and not yourself. Happy Birthday, Mother!

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