Humorous birthday wishes

Whether it is the birthday of a friend, sibling or relative, the best way you can wish them is through a combination of magical words. People tend to love everything that makes them laugh, be it a joke, quote or person and so we have a list of funny birthday wishes that will help you greet the birthday boy or girl in a humorous way. Despite the fact that a surprise party and gifts are important to make a person feel good on his/her birthday, but have you ever thought making someone feel special rather than just good on this great day? Funny Birthday wishes create a different kind of impact that is matchless and if the wish makes the person laugh, it definitely remains memorable.

One of the most difficult tasks in this world is to make someone laugh and here we have a ton of funny birthday wishes that may not make the birthday boy or girl burst into laugh but will create a mixture of emotional and comedy impact. This will make your wish stand out from other people who would be using typical birthday wishes. If you use these wishes creatively in a humorous manner, it could create a great impact.

Top Funny Birthday Wishes – Funny Birthday Greetings :

•  Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
• For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
•  I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
•  Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

20 Funny Birthday Wishes and Greetings – Happy Birthday Wishes

1: ) Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.

2: ) At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

3: ) Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!

4: ) Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!

5: ) 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

6: ) It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

7: ) Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

8: ) It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?

9: ) Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

10: ) Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?

11: ) You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

12: ) Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.”

13: ) On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!

14: ) It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

15: ) See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

16: ) Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.

17: ) May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!

18: ) No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.

19: ) Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

20: ) It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

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21: ) You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!

22: ) May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

23: ) Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

24: ) Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!

25: ) Like good wine, you get better with the years.

26: ) Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest

27: ) Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.

28: ) I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.

29: ) Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

30: ) In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!

31: ) If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!

32: ) So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

33: ) People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.

34: ) I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”

35: ) So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

36: ) Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

37: ) Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!

38: ) It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

39: ) The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

40: ) It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday! Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your moth

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41: ) Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?

42: ) What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!

43: ) Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.

44: ) You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.

45: ) Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

46: ) Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!

47: ) Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

48: ) It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

49: ) People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

50: ) In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!

51) Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.

52) Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and fewer hairs on your head!

53) I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.

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How many friends’ birthday can you remember without being notified by Facebook or some other social media? If the answer is zero, you probably have no good friends. To know if you have any good buddies, turn off your own birthday notification, tell Facebook not to remind your friends and observe the number of wishes you will be receiving.

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Anyway, here are 33 funny birthday pictures and images for your very good buddies on Facebook, share and tag them.

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I’m touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow.

Wishing you a happy early birthday so I don’t have to remember it later.

Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.

Your birthday means so much to me I’ve taken time out of doing nothing to send this.

Happy Birthday to someone I care about enough to not ignore their birthday reminder on Facebook.

Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year.

Congratulations on successful not becoming a teen mom.

Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. You are truly an inspiration.

May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world.

Let’s see Jurassic World for your birthday so you can feel like less of a dinosaur.

Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother’s V.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.

I wish there was an even lazier way than social media to wish you a happy birthday.

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back.

Happy 24 hours of constant Facebook notifications day.

May you live to be so old that people actually question if you are the walking dead.

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Just wanted to wish you an extremely early happy birthday so I can get back to thinking about myself.

Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.

I find it hard to believe your entire body was in a uterus at one point.

May you live so long your entire body resembles a scrotum.

Two secrets on your Birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

Today’s the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus.

I’d bake you a cake today if I knew how to use an oven.

I searched a long time to find the perfect birthday card for you but ended up just sending this.

I find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work.

If you were a dog you’d be dead by now.

Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.

Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to remind you that my birthday is coming up soon.

May you live so long that no one wants to see you naked.

Thanks to all who posted birthday wishes to my Facebook page and making me look more popular than I really am.

Happy birthday to someone I think about almost as much as I think about myself.