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A friend in bed is no fun indeed, so wish your buddy who's unwell a speedy recovery with our warm and cute ecards from the get well soon section.

  • Funny Dog Lover Card To Say...

    Sit, stay and heal. Perfect card to say get well soon after surgery. Heal well!

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  • Get Well Butterflies.

    Send lovely flowers and butterflies to wish get well soon.

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  • I Hope You Get Well Soon.

    This is a cute get well soon card that you may want to send to someone who is sick.

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  • Get Well Wishes To Keep You...

    Feeling sick makes you feel miserable. Lift someones day with this cute get well...

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  • Happy Healing!

    A real cute healing wish for your friend/ family/ loved one.

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  • Thinking Of You Lots! Get...

    Sending flowers to wish you a speedy recovery and get well soon!

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  • Smile And Get Well Soon!

    Put a smile on someone's face and send your get well soon wishes with this card.

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  • May Hugs & Love Make You...

    Cute card to say get well soon by your hugs and love.

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  • Get Back On Your Paws Soon!

    A cute get well soon e-card.

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  • Get Well Soon!

    A bouquet of growing flowers for a wish to get well soon.

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  • They've probably heard "Get Well Soon" 100 times already -- how Wishing you all of the love and support you need to feel better soon.

    What to Write in a Get Well Card: Funny Messages

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    We have collected a lot of getting Well Wishes, Messages, And Quotes for our Visitor. send your warm wishes, messages, and quotes for a speedy recovery while including a Heartfelt get well card and get well flowers. You  can share it with your Family members and friends in Social Media Such as Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat, WhatsApp, Pinterest, Instagram etc

    Get Well Wishes, Messages, and Quotes

    • “Feel better soon!”

    • “Hope you feel better soon.”

    • “Hoping you find strength with each new day. You are in our thoughts.”

    • “Have a speedy recovery!”

    • “I hope each new day brings you closer to a full and speedy recovery!”

    • “May good health envelop you, spurring a quick recovery.”

    • “Thinking of you lots and hoping for your speedy recovery.”

    • “We’re all thinking about you and wishing you a speedy recovery.”

    • “Hang in there, better days are coming.”

    • “Hope you feel a little better every day.”

    • “Sending good, healthy vibes your way.”

    • “Sending hugs and love!”

    • “Remember to just take it one day at a time and in no time, you will be completely healthy and smiling once again.”

    • “You’re in all of our warmest thoughts as you recover from your accident.”

    • “Best wishes for a little progress and a little encouragement every day during your recuperation.”

    • “Best wishes that you will soon be back to doing all the things you love.”

    • “May the good wishes and warm thoughts of those who care about you send a little cheerfulness into your world and help you feel better.”

    • “Praying for you!”

    • “You are in my thoughts and prayers during your time of recovery.”

    • “As I close my eyes to pray every night, my only request is that God will heal you speedily. I wish you a quick recovery!”

    • “Thoughtful prayers are being sent your way with the hopes that you will feel better soon.”

    • “Thinking of you during this time of illness, and praying you will find strength in the Lord and his never-ending supply of love.”

    • “God cares and hears our prayers, and I am praying for you today!”

    • “Know God promises to give strength when you need it and that we are praying for you to have strength and peace as you face health challenges.”

    • “We don’t always get to know the reasons we go through struggles in this life. There is a bigger plan, and it is all in His hands. I am praying for you.”

    • “Prayer is the best medicine that doctors don’t write prescriptions for. Don’t worry, I’ll supply you with a healthy dose of prayer.”

    • “Hope each day finds you stronger and full of joy. God Bless You.”

    • “You’re one tough cookie!”

    • “See? You’re so great, even germs like you.”

    • “Germs, like everyone else, find you irresistible! Get well soon!”

    • “There are easier ways to get out of school, you know. Glad you’re on the mend.”

    • “Use your superpowers and get well soon!”

    • “Try not to think of it as a hospital stay. Think of it as a spa package that includes meals, regular health evaluations, and jello cubes.”

    • “I may not have a medical degree, but I do have friendship’s healing touch. Get well soon!”

    • “You better swing back into action fast so that we can have a blast!”

    • “Get well soon so we can make fun of you again and not feel bad.”

    • “Sorry, your sick day is due to actual sickness.”

    • “Go ahead and milk this as long as you can. I would.”

    • “Nothing has been the same since you have become ill. So we hope you will feel good soon because we truly miss you here!”

    • “Fell better soon my dear! Your friends and family miss you a lot and we all look forward to your return. So take good care and always listen to what your doctor says.”

    • “Everyone is itching to see your happy face again, so feel better soon!”

    • “The most important thing to remember during an illness is to not lose your heart, our wishes are with you!”

    • “Your absence has created a black hole in my life and I can’t live a single day without thinking of you, so get well soon dear!”

    • “I heard from someone that you got sick and I want you to know that I only wish for your quick recovery. Always know that I am every day praying for you.”

    • “Your absence has created a vacuum and we are terribly missing you a lot. You certainly have made a great difference in our lives and we want you to know that we only wish for your speedy recovery.”

    • “I was saddened when I found out you were ill. That’s why I brought you a bouquet of flowers as a sign of my love and care and strong hope for your fast recovery as well. Fell good soon.”

    • “Your absence is truly disturbing. I cannot wait to see you feeling better again. Get well soon!”

    • “People here have been missing you a lot. Please recover quickly as we can’t wait to have you around. Get better soon!”

    • “You might feel sad right now but I want you to know that we are here, continuously praying for you. Get better soon, for we can’t wait to see you.”

    • “I am really sorry to hear that you are sick. I just hope and pray that your recovery is quick. See you soon!”

    • “Fell good soon. I really hope to see you back in the swing very soon.”

    • “Hey buddy, cheer up! We know you will get better soon. We certainly miss you a lot.”

    • “Like a withering flower, you are lying helpless, so I pray that you’ll get back to health soon!”

    • “I just sent you a booster for your health, be sure to use it!”

    • “I wish God made something so that can share your health with someone because I wouldn’t mind doing that to see you smile! Fell better soon!”

    • “I just sent you some flowers, and they contain my wishes for you to feel better soon!”

    • “Fell good soon my friend so you can go back to bringing brightness and delight to every one of us.”

    • “I greatly miss you, dear. But even greater is the fact that you have missed something special here. Get better soon and come home to decorate your life with lots of rainbow colors and brightness… I just can’t wait to see you!”

    • “I am really missing you badly, so here’s wishing you a speedy recovery. Get better soon!”

    • “My heart sank when I received the news about your ill health. I wish that you could recover soon and remain strong and healthy forever. I wish you so much, my friend.”

    • “There are several reasons why we are so worried about you and one of these is because we terribly love you. You are such an amazing friend and we certainly need you back in here. Get well soon for we truly miss you!”

    • “Seeing you recover sooner than you think is what my prayer ever since I heard about your sickness. So cheer up and swing back to life soon for I really miss you, my friend.”

    • “May good health envelop you and lead you to a quick recovery. Fell good soon!”

    • “The little flowers outside are rising and blooming and this is God’s way of saying that you will get better sooner than you think.”

    • “Cheer up for we want to see you happy and bright. Fell better soon, we miss you”!”

    • “Hey, buddy feels better soon. I promise to continue to pay for your good health and fast recovery.”

    • “My dear friend, I feel sad seeing you lying on the hospital bed. But I know you will get better soon and I cannot wait to see you be back to being fit, healthy and strong!”

    • “I wish I am a magician so I can transform you to be fit and healthy in just a wave of a wand. Fell good soon!”

    • “Dear friend, please get well fast so we can go back to playing once again for I am missing you so badly. I love you.”

    • “Hey buddy, cheer up and be ready for it is time for you to get better soon. I miss you!”

    • “Hope you get to feeling better soon!”

    • “Looking forward to seeing you back at practice when you’re ready.”

    • “Wishing you well.”

    • “Take extra good care!”

    • “Here’s to you—steadier, stronger and better every day.”

    • “We hope you’re taking it slow and easy right now.”

    • “Take your sweet time getting well!”

    • “Sending good, healthy vibes your way.”

    • “Warmest wishes for a speedy recovery!”

    • “Miss you around here!”

    • “Lifting you up in my prayers during your treatments.”

    • “I’m sure you’ll be up to your old tricks again in no time!”

    • “Hope you feel a little better every day.”

    • “You’re in all our warmest thoughts as you recover from your accident.”

    • “Hope it won’t be long till you’re out of the hospital.”

    • “Think of this as the universe telling you to watch more TV.”

    • “Hope you’re catching up on your cookbook reading!”

    • “You mean so much to me. Hope you’re feeling better very soon.”

    • “Hope it helps a little to know how lovingly you’re thought of.”

    • “God bless you through your recovery.”

    • “Just sending a little get-well sunshine your way because you’re always a bright spot in my days.”

    • “Love you and think of you all the time.”

    • “Love you…hate that you’re sick.”

    • “I know you, and I know you’ll beat this.”

    • “Ugh. I hate it when my favorite people get hurt.”

    • “I have faith that you’ll be better really soon.”

    • “Sending hugs and love.”

    • “Saying extra prayers for your recovery.”

    • “No fair. You’re way too nice to be this sick.”

    • “The things you’ll do for attention!  Well, you’ve got mine for as long as this takes.”

    • “Get better and get back to your amazing self soon!”

    • “I realize just how much I need you when you’re out of commission.”

    • “If you need me to come over and tell you that you don’t look sick, call me.”

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    • “Go ahead and milk this as long as you can. I would.”

    • “Use your superpowers and get well soon!”

    • “You’re being so brave, [Princess]. Love you lots.”

    • “[Baxter] and I are thinking about you. He says ‘Woof,’ which is doggy for ‘Feel better soon!’”

    • “There are easier ways to get out of school, you know. Glad you’re on the mend.”

    • “I know things are tough right now. I know you’re tougher.”

    • “You are way cooler than this. You’ll be back to your awesome self soon.”

    • “Please come back home from the hospital soon! Your toys really miss you.”

    • “Wishing on every star that you get better soon.”

    • “Can’t wait to see you smiling again!”

    • “Sorry things are so un-fun right now. Hoping that changes soon.”

    • “Sick stinks. You rock. Get well soon!”

    • “Even school is cool when you’re here. Hope to see you back soon.”

    • “Like a big ol’ basketball, you’ll bounce back!”

    • “I bet your friends miss you at school. You’re very miss-able.”

    • “See? You’re so great, even germs like you!”

    • “Ouch! I’m so sorry about your broken leg, [Emma]. Sending you lots of feel-better hugs.”

    • “So sorry to hear your ankle will keep you out of action for the rest of the season. Hope you’re able to focus on resting, healing and coming back stronger than ever next year!”

    • “Bye-bye tonsils. Hello, feeling lots better!”

    • “I’d love to help around the house until you’re up and around again. I’ll text to see about a good time to come over.”

    • “You’re going to beat this thing! Until then, don’t worry about the lawn. We’ve got it covered.”

    • “You need it, I got it. Whatever it is.”

    • “For now, let somebody else do all the doing. I’d love to bring over some meals, for starters.”

    • “I promise I won’t pretend that I can cook for you. How’s takeout sound?”

    • “No matter what, no matter when I want to be there for you. I’ll be in touch soon.”

    • “We’re having fun getting [Ella] to and from school with us. Hope that makes one less thing to worry about as you heal up.”

    • “Don’t worry about a thing while you’re in the hospital. There’s a whole crew of ‘elves’ taking care of everything. Hope those doctors are taking good care of you!”

    • “I’m here for you. For whatever. For as long as you need.”

    • “We’ll pick up and clean up. You rest up.”

    • “Thinking about you every day. Have [Steve] let me know if you’d like a visit sometime.”

    • “Thoughts of you are always some of my happiest. Always will be.”

    • “It’s good to know you’re receiving wonderful care.”

    • “Praying with you.”

    • “In my heart and in my prayers. Always…especially now.”

    • “Thinking about you today and hoping it’s a good one for you.”

    • “It’s always so great when we get together and talk about everything and nothing. I would love for us to do that again soon.”

    • “I’m praying for a miracle cure. Hey, doesn’t hurt to ask!”

    • “Just wanted to remind you how important you are to me.”

    • “You’re in all our warmest thoughts and prayers.”

    • “Hope you feel all the love surrounding you right now.”

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    140 Uplifting Get Well Soon Wishes, Messages and Quotes To Make Someone Feel Better

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    Looking for something to write in a get well soon card you’re sending? We’ve searched the internet and rummaged through our cards to find some of the most popular and unique things to say. Whether they’re in hospital or sick at home, make the patient smile or laugh by including one of our messages below.

    General Get Well Quotes

    1. Hoping for your complete recovery, because I can’t be bothered to come to the hospital for a second time!
    2. Hurry up and get better so we can hang out again – GOD.
    3. Remember to milk this while you can – cos you’ll be all better soon enough!
    4. Get well soon. I can only be nice to you for so long.
    5. You must have forgotten to eat your apple. Now you have to see the doctor.
    6. Studies indicate that those who receive get well cards have an 80% faster recovery rate. Happy birthday.
    7. Hurry up and get well soon so I can make fun of you again and not feel bad.
    8. Remember that when you get knocked down by an illness, you should stay down for a while before trying to get back up.
    9. Being sick is just your body’s way of telling you you’re way too awesome, and you need to slow down so everyone else can catch up.
    10. I’m not a doctor… but they do say that duct tape fixes everything!
    11. If your immune system was a lawyer, I would fire it. It doesn’t seem to be defending you well enough.
    12. Your stupid illness is robbing me of attention. Get well soon.

    Office Get Well Messages

    1. I hate skivalitis, I had it last year and I was hauled up in Cyprus for two weeks.
    2. Missing you in work, you owe us 10 drink rounds, 2 birthday messages, 3 collections and cakes.
    3. I hope you feel better soon, so you can come back to work and immediately feel worse.
    4. We’re really missing you in the office, haven’t heard your ringtone for at least [time frame].
    5. Get well soon, coffee rounds are more frequent when you’re off.
    6. Sorry your sick days are due to actual sickness.
    7. Take all the time you need to recover. Your work will be here whenever you feel better. It will just be piled up extremely high on your desk.
    8. Hurry up and get back to work you lazy git!
    9. I know you wanted some time off work but this was a bit extreme!
    10. Congratulations on being sick. Let me know what happens on Jeremy Kyle while I do your work for you.
    11. I heard pretendinitis really sucks. I hope you manage to get over it.

    Rude/Offensive Get Well Wishes

    1. Here’s hoping the worst part of your surgery will be wiping with the other hand…
    2. Get well soon. It’s too bad there’s no cure for being a [insert rude word here].
    3. I always knew you were sick… but not in this way…
    4. Sorry you feel like s***.
    5. Look on the bright side, at least it’s not herpes [insert embarrassing disease].
    6. I hope you get better soon, I reeeeaaaaally don’t have time to attend a funeral at the moment.
    7. Get well soon – your cough is absolutely disgusting.
    8. You better get better – I’m sick of you being sick!
    9. Get well soon! Unless I’m the beneficiary of your life insurance, in which case I think you should stop fighting it and let yourself be at peace.
    10. Well, it can’t all be sunshine and hookers. Get well soon!
    11. Feel better soon. I would visit, but I don’t want what you have. Also I’m kinda busy!
    12. I hope you’re soon feeling yourself again! Not in that way…
    13. I wish I could take away your pain. Or at least take away the people who compare it to the time their hamster died.
    14. Get well soon – headstones are really expensive!
    15. An apple a day will keep anyone away… if thrown hard enough.
    16. Please get well soon so I find you attractive again.

    For more ideas, check out our get well soon cards where you can upload photos, add names and messages for that extra special card.

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    Get-well wishes expressing love, gratitude and support are great for family or friends facing illness or injury. A healthy dose of humor can also.

    Get well wishes: what to write in a get-well card

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    When someone falls sick or is scheduled for medical attention that would keep them hospitalised for a number of days, it is usually a situation that calls for moodiness and solemnness. Therefore, it is great to send messages to wish them to get well as soon as possible, but it is more great and cheery to make the messages funny and cheery to lift their spirits.

    Be aware that laughter is the best medicine, so, funny get well soon messages are the right tools to generate the much-needed laughter from a health-challenged person. Below are some of these messages for your use.

    Best Get Well Soon Funny Messages And Wishes

    1: Look at you, all dressy and still. Those who don’t know you would think you are cool-headed and well-mannered. Please, get well soon and hop out from that bed!

    2: I have grown weary of praying for your healing. I am so coming with my healing hands to slap the sickness out from your body.

    3: Get well soon, but I wish your crazy mind doesn’t get well at all. I like you that way.

    4: I know you have always wanted to fall sick so that you would be served food in bed. Anyway, get well quickly.

    5: You are missing out on a lot of things. Right now, I am gobbling down your favourite food. Get well soon lest I eat all and you have nothing left.

    6: I thought a superman doesn’t fall sick. Why did you tell me you are one and yet shivering on the bed like a leaf that caught cold? Live up to your name by getting well soon!

    7: Your strength is really terrific. It shows in the way you shriek at the sight of needles. Heal up fast, my friend!

    8: I miss you a lot, I truly do. I now appreciate the times we use to have together before you fell into the arms of sickness. Take off, and come back to me, please.

    9: There is something you need to do for me. Get well soon, and I will let you know about it.

    10: You are strong, that I know. You surely can come out fine if you follow my advice: Get well fast!

    11: You told me you aren’t selfish, but now, I am beginning to think that you lied to me. Prove that you are saying the truth by getting well as soon as possible.

    12: You are quite the celebrity. I couldn’t even find a space for the flowers I brought for you. It’s okay now; you have made your point. Kindly get well soon.

    13: I thought I was the only one moved by your sickness. Even my dog is moody too. Get well, please.

    14: My kids learned to pray with all their hearts on learning that you are sick and in the hospital. I know you can’t afford to disappoint them by clinging to that bed for long.

    15: To say that I am tired of visiting you in the hospital is an understatement. I am fed up with seeing you lazy on that bed. I don’t want to come there and leave without you in my next visit. You better get well fast.

    16: I am a praying person. Your sickness cannot make me a liar this time around. Be well soon.

    17: I marvel at the way you swallow pills like your life depends on them. You are really good at getting sick. Don’t slap me, please. Get well quickly.

    18: I thought a hospitalised person’s appetite for food goes downhill. It is not so in your case. Get well soon and start cooking your own meals.

    19: I have been asking you to get well soon. Now, I am begging you to do so. Hoping you’ll have mercy on me and get well.

    20: I have a feeling that you are well but don’t want to say so to avoid going back to work. You are busted!

    21: Everyone is praying for you, including the baby in my womb. He has been kicking a lot these days. Get well soon.

    22: I have seen you handle herculean tasks and difficult people. What is in this illness that you can’t handle? Show it what you can do and get well soon!

    23: I am happy they found out quickly what is wrong with you. Now, we can sit back and enjoy your journey to recovery.

    24: The face you make when you swallow your medicine reminds me of a gagging lizard. Get well soon before you start planning a fight with me.

    25: I endure the smell of the hospital because of you. I hope it pays off, unless you want to pay me for abuse. Don’t forget that I have a very crazy lawyer. Better get well soon.

    26: This message is one sent ahead to prepare you for my coming. I need you to be up and tangoing with your drip stand, by the time I arrive the hospital. That is the only welcome gift you owe me.

    27: Choose one: getting well fast and peacefully, or getting beaten up till you give up and get well. Something tells me you’ll go for the former.

    28: Sickness looks great on you. You are all fresh looking and calm. Nevertheless, get well soon.

    29: I earnestly hope your love for food will permit you to adhere to the diet plan for your healing. Get well soon.

    30: For the time being, enjoy your lovely rest and sleep. Your plan worked out at last. Don’t mind me, get well speedily.

    31: I have come to realise that staying put in a hospital bed with everyone at your beck and call is the cheapest form of a luxury vacation. Enjoy while it lasts, dear. Jokes apart, get well soon.

    32: So, sickness had the nerve to cancel our plan for massive fun. It better takes to its heels before I meet it there with you in that hospital.

    33: I’m beginning to long for your noisy self. Don’t feel too important, please. Hurry up and get well soon.

    34: The house is empty and hollow without your bustling feet. Who knew that you were that much of a noisemaker? Get well soon; I need you back home.

    35: Someone like you deserves an occasion strike from sickness. That way, you will be forced to take some rest. I was joking. Just get well soon.

    36: Hope you aren’t quarrelling with everyone, including the doctors and nurses. You only have to face your business of getting well and get your dry bums out of that hospital.

    37: Whoever that told you that you look sexy on the hospital bed, wearing a hospital uniform, has deceived your poor soul. I’ll tell you how you look once you get well and fast.

    38: There is a lot to gain from your sickness. One of them is to make some time out to rest, like you. It really helps. Get well soon.

    39: Your part of house chores is here, still waiting for you to get well and attend to it. So, be fast about that!

    40: You felt that you are too thin and so fell sick to gain weight. See how fat you are growing. Get well to avoid being obese.

    41: It is a pity you will watch us eat all the lovely meals while you are stuck with pills and injections. Get well soon to join us in our enjoyment.

    42: I can understand that you are enjoying all the attention you are getting. Enjoy it while it lasts. Meanwhile, get well soon.

    43: You were getting too fat before sickness struck. Thank God you got a chance to redeem your body weight. All the same, get well fast.

    44: It is my desire that you stayed much longer confined to the hospital so that I will find some quality rest time. Unfortunately, my heart misses your presence, so, I want you back as soon as possible.

    45: I think now is the time for me to carry out my long-awaited revenge on you. Can you fight back with those weak arms and closed mouth? As usual, I will show you mercy. Get well, please.

    46: Let me quickly remind you that the party is holding next week. Better get well soon unless you want to live in regrets.

    47: Congratulations on cheating death. You deserve an award. Get well soon to honour the ceremony.

    48: Whatever happened to your funny face? Did this sickness wipe it off? Get well soon and take back what belongs to you.

    49: I don’t like seeing you cool and collected. You were created to be a headache and a problem to me. I like you that way. Get well soon.

    50: No matter how much you try looking miserable, your lovely face keeps betraying you. You seem to be having the fun of your life while watching us lug our tired bodies to see you everyday after work. Well done. Get ready to be discharged from the hospital this night, whether you like it or not.

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    Wishing you all the best with your recovery. May you use this restful time to recharge and energize. All the best. Here's to hoping you GET WELL SOON!! We' re.

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