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August 21, 2019 1st Anniversary Wishes 3 comments

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If you want to give your fiance, sister, brother, friends or relatives funny engagement wishes that are memorable and unforgettable you are in the right place. We are here to help you to find the perfect funny engagement messages to fit your purpose. So help brighten the newly-engaged couple’s day and put a smile on their faces, spread the laughter and joy. Here you will find 1) funny engagement wishes (engagement parties are sometimes stuffy and you might want to liven things up with a toast or by saying funny engagement wishes to the couple), 2) funny engagement wishes for a friend and 3) funny engagement card messages (when you want to write a humorous wish in an engagement card for the newly engaged couple).

Funny Engagement Wishes

This is a general collection of engagement funny wishes that you can use for a toast at an engagement party or to simply wish a happy engagement.

  • Congratulations on finding the one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
  • Don’t rush things from here. A long engagement is a great way to delay the inevitable drudgery of an actual marriage.
  • Never again laugh at your fiance’s choices, because you are one of them!
  • Happy engagement wishes we all send to you, now all we wanna know is when’s the baby due?
  • Marriage is the world’s oldest workshop: the husband works while the wife shops!
  • Engagement advice: make sure the ring is really tight so it can never be taken off!
  • I can’t wait to get drunk on expensive champagne at your wedding. Happy engagement!
  • To him: you are about to undergo a procedure in which you will have your spine removed, but don’t worry, at least you’ll get some great wedding gifts.

Funny Engagement Wishes for a Friend

Here you will find some engagement wishes funny to share with your friends.

  • Engagement is the first of 3 rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!
  • I must say, I am so proud of you for getting engaged out of love. I always figured you’d get knocked up first!

engagement wishes should be special. Friends often try to offer most funny engagement wishes because they want to live this occasion to tease their loved friend.

Engagement Wishes and Congratulations

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Engagement Wishes and Congratulations

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Last updated: October 3rd 2017. Find the perfect way to say ‘congratulations on your engagement‘ with this huge collection of engagement wishes, funny engagement quotes and images. If someone you know is getting engaged and you want to send them an engagement card, text message or email (or say it in person), you may be unsure how to choose the right words, what to write in an engagement card or engagement card etiquette. No worries, because we’ve got you covered. Whether you are looking for engagement wishes for a friend or a family member you will find them all right here. The engagement of a couple is one of the greatest causes for celebration because it is the start of one of the most amazing journeys that life can give us. Congratulating the newly engaged couple, whether through engagement card messages or in person, is a time-honored tradition. Here you can choose just the right engagement congratulations messages from the following categories: 1) engagement messages , 2) funny engagement quotes and 3) engagement wishes images. May your engagement wishes contribute to a long, healthy and happy life for the engaged couple.

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What to Write in an Engagement Card

funny wishes for engagement

Engagement marks the foundation, if not the beginning of a new relation. However, even this foundation is a much cherished one and the time post engagement till the wedding is full of dreams and attractions towards one’s fiancée. This occasion is therefore lived with much pomp and the celebration rules high. The friends and relatives as also the family members shower their greetings and wishes on the prospective bride and groom while fun and mischief are the definitive components that are played well towards each other. 

The ‘to be’ bride and groom also become the focus of such fun greetings when the close friends offer their wishes. Many a times they shower such engagement wishes that make the prospective bride and groom to shy and blush. They then display the real charm through their shying personas that everyone at the occasion could behold. However, making such funny engagement wishes is an art in it! There has to be a real intimacy so that the depth is never missed. Here are the tips for offering the funny engagement wishes. 

Tease her/him

Engagement could be a nice occasion to tease your friend to the fullest; after all he/she is entering the finest delight of life which is the marriage. Now it depends upon your creativity to make the authentic choice of the best concept. You have to be careful while doing so, for the real fun would depend upon the nature of your friend whom you know so better since years. Don’t hesitate too much because friends like you are duty bound to add fervor to such a great occasion! Here are few examples as how could you express your wish for his/her engagement.

  • Celebrate the gaps that now exist between you and him – ‘that you are now getting engaged and I will become so lonely.’ ‘How will I live now’ or ‘how can you be so cruel to me?’

  • Bless her with plentitude of motherhood very soon – this could be great! If you are wishing a lady then just bless her with highest number of motherhoods at the earliest. She would just laugh and blush while reading your card or listening the same from your mouth.

  • Express sadness that he took you advice on marriage so seriously – say ‘hey buddy you took my advice so seriously. I never meant that way. Anyways congrats!’

  • Send him the mms of empty bottles of beer and all that – ‘sending you the empty bottles that we enjoyed. Will always be waiting for your company’

Be mischievously arrogant

Be arrogant but not really! Wrap your arrogance in mischief that is easily read! Take the clues through the examples here below. 

  • Can’t come; I am really busy for your wedding! – ‘baby, I was so busy that could not come to your engagement party. I am really busy for your marriage preparations.’ 

  • I am so eager! – ‘I was so dying to be your best man’ & now I just can’t wait. Please hurry up as I am pretty hungry for a good dinner and tons of wine.

The engagement wish sent as ‘emoticons alone’ message

Emoticons could be judiciously used in a fine manner to make out funny engagement wishes towards the special person. Here your creative skills need to be imported.

Funny Engagement Card Messages: Have some friendly banter when you say congratulations to a couple who has just got engaged. Whether it is your best.

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Funny Engagement Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny engagement quotes, funny engagement sayings, and funny engagement proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Marriage is a three-ring circus. First the engagement ring, the the wedding ring, then the suffering.     

Milton Berle

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.

Paul Hornung

The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I'll do the dishes.'


Marriage is a workshop… where husband works and wife shops.     


Why do married people live longer than single people? I think it's because married people make a special effort to live longer than their partner – just so they can have the last word.

Janet Periat

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

W. C. Fields

The secret of a happy marriage remains… a secret.

Henny Youngman

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.


The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.

Peter De Vries

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.     

Elbert Hubbard

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.


Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Erma Bombeck

Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.     

Forget Paris

They say marriages are made in heaven, but so is thunder and lightning.     

Clint Eastwood

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You've always been an amazing brother to me, so today on your engagement I wish you nothing but the best In life with your Fiancée. Happy Engagement!.

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