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How many friends’ birthday can you remember without being notified by Facebook or some other social media? If the answer is zero, you probably have no good friends. To know if you have any good buddies, turn off your own birthday notification, tell Facebook not to remind your friends and observe the number of wishes you will be receiving.
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Anyway, here are 33 funny birthday pictures and images for your very good buddies on Facebook, share and tag them.
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I’m touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow.
Wishing you a happy early birthday so I don’t have to remember it later.
Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.
Your birthday means so much to me I’ve taken time out of doing nothing to send this.
Happy Birthday to someone I care about enough to not ignore their birthday reminder on Facebook.
Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year.
Congratulations on successful not becoming a teen mom.
Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. You are truly an inspiration.
May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world.
Let’s see Jurassic World for your birthday so you can feel like less of a dinosaur.
Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother’s V.
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
I wish there was an even lazier way than social media to wish you a happy birthday.
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back.
Happy 24 hours of constant Facebook notifications day.
May you live to be so old that people actually question if you are the walking dead.
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Just wanted to wish you an extremely early happy birthday so I can get back to thinking about myself.
Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.
I find it hard to believe your entire body was in a uterus at one point.
May you live so long your entire body resembles a scrotum.
Two secrets on your Birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
Today’s the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus.
I’d bake you a cake today if I knew how to use an oven.
I searched a long time to find the perfect birthday card for you but ended up just sending this.
I find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work.
If you were a dog you’d be dead by now.
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to remind you that my birthday is coming up soon.
May you live so long that no one wants to see you naked.
Thanks to all who posted birthday wishes to my Facebook page and making me look more popular than I really am.
Happy birthday to someone I think about almost as much as I think about myself.
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I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.
One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.
So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.
The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
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Have a great day and enjoy in your life!
Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!
Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.
The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.
It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.
Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.
It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.
Who could say that we are related? Just joking of course, I want to say happy birthday cousin and all the best on this special day.
Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!
Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.
Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.
If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.
Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.
It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.
It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!
Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.
Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.
You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.
Grow more older and become toothless soon.
Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.
What is the birthday without fun? Exactly. That is why here you will find ideas on how to write funny birthday wishes accompanied with hilarious bday images and few videos for laughing in motion.
I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.
On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.
As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.
Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.
Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.
Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.
People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!
You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.
Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.
The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.
Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.
You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.
You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.
The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.
Look, so many candles on a so little cake.
You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.
You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.
Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.
I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.
It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.
You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.
Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.
Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.
Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.
One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.
It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.
You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.
No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.
Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.
The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.
I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Lets wait for those. Happy birthday.
A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.
You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.
The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.
I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.
You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.
You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.
There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday.
Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.
Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.
With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.
No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world.
People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.
Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.
Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.
Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.
You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!
You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!
It would have been a holiday, if you were a great man in this country. But I’m so unlucky that you are not.
Here is a collection of wishes that you can use to congratulate with one of the happy birthday funny message ever. Best is to say it from the heart and this will bring a special touch while still making the birthday boy or a bday girl laugh.
Respect for all your stuff you have successfully ruined bro. But somehow you have forget to ruined the cake. Because of that I want to say happy birthday brother, we love you anyway 🙂
More candles are on their way to join your cake. Hope you’ll be able to see them very soon.
Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.
You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.
There are lots of candles on the cake. So, I guess you need a big lungs to blow all them out.
No matter how big or small the cake is. Remember that you get older every year.
You don’t look as old as your age.
At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.
The more you are growing, the more mature you are becoming. Happy birthday to the most mature person I’ve ever meet.
I feel jealous because you get the most wishes on birthday. Happy birthday.
It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday.
You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday.
You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options.
Let me wish you as the very first person. I don’t want anyone to do that before me.
If it wasn’t your birthday celebration, I would have been going to buy some drinks for tonight.
I never make any joke that is related to age. Because I know it hurts someone like you.
It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.
It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.
I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.
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Happy Birthday! i cashed in all my new years resolutions to buy this card!
As you’ve aged I’ve started to wonder, Does the skin on your face really wrinkle or is it just your own personal treasure map to follow in the afterlife and you are suppose to be staring at the mirror studying it? Anyways Happy Birthday! Here’s to surviving to the next clue.
Congratulations! Another year of not remembering the horror you were born into! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday. I didn’t buy you a present. I’ve heard that we are either born rich or handsome and clearly you’re loaded!
I bought this card for you and I don’t remember why…use it for your birthday because I’ll probably forget that too.
I’d like to wish you health on your birthday, but I’m broke and need that inheritance. Here’s to great sex instead.
For my wife on her birthday, the stars are beautiful and the moon is bright. This was supposed to be romantic but instead I’ll make your sandwich tonight.
My darling child, on the day you were born, the world saw beauty and bliss. Except for me. I got a headache from having to write all of this. Happy Birthday.
To my sibling, enjoy your awesome day. Tomorrow, it’s back in the gallows with the rest of us.
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I use to hear with age comes wisdom. Congratulations on another year of proving them wrong. Happy birthday.
Roses are red; Violets are Blue. May the Lord have Mercy on what the years have done to you.
I send my best birthday wishes, and apologize for the absence and no gift. The Border Patrol and I disagreed on what constituted “pretty plants”. On the bright side, I hear I will be able to send you a stainless steel fork ring next year so I’m excited about that.
As you can see from the list, a tiny bit of laughter can go a long way. Brighten up the next birthday you visit with any of these phrases or create your own. The art of a good phrase is knowing your audience. Maybe some of these are not for you. Either case, knowing someone personally, allows you to create your own humor and place it in a card, speak it in a toast, or plaster it on a billboard. Get creative and enjoy your next birthday party putting grins on everyone’s faces and laughter in their hearts.
I know it is difficult not being able to admire the top of your cake because of all the candles, especially because of your failing eyesight. At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday oldie!
Remember, now that you’re older, age is an irrelephant number. But like elephants, we don’t forget. We know you’re old!
The older you are, the better you’ll get. Unless you’re a cookie, then you’ll just go soft.
We all know birthdays are good for your health. Studies have proved that those who have more of them have lived longer.
Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? I bet you can cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time now you’re older!
One more year you’ve survived to annoy everyone you know! Happy birthday!
Thank you to everyone who wished me a birthday message because a notification appeared in the top right of your Facebook account.
Happy birthday to someone who will have no teeth soon. Enjoy the cake while you still can!
Another year older, but not another year wiser!
Since we’re like sisters, if you let me borrow everything of yours, I will not tell your mom what happens at this party.
Think of all the things you wish to be told on your birthday and just imagine I told them so I don’t have to!
Thank you for always being older than me. You’ll get to experience the joys of back pain and being toothless first!
We considered buying the amount of candles to match your age to put on the cake. But we’d run out of space on the cake. Happy birthday!
I tried to make a list of the words of wisdom you have taught me over the years to try and make this birthday special. Unfortunately, my list is blank! Happy birthday anyway!
Another year older, another cake to eat!
You wake up one day and realize that this day is more special than other days ... it's your bestie's bday! So, obviously you have to blow up her Facebook and Instagram with all the best happy birthday quotes to get her feeling special the moment she wakes up.
Your best friend is one of the most special people in your life. She has been there with you for so many memories both good and bad.
You have had wild times getting into some fun trouble and being partners in crime. You have had amazing experiences maybe traveling or going through life stages together. And you have been supportive through all of the hard times that both of you have come by.
The bottom line is your best friend is so important to you and you want to show them that you always care.
You could bake them a cake. If it were my best friend I would want vanilla with buttercream frosting *cough cough*.
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You could get them an awesome gift, maybe something she has been hinting at for a while. Or something sentimental that would make her smile. Or you could take her out, drinks, dinner all of that fun stuff.
It can be tough to celebrate your bestie's bday if you are far apart.
If you are in Philadelphia and your best friend lives in Boston it can be tough to get up there to see her if you both have busy schedules. But that doesn't mean you still can't do something special!
Sending her a quote or a message just to show that you care is a great way to just warm her heart. It doesn't have to be anything big or fancy to be special. You can just say a few small things and the rest will be taken care of.
If you are running out of funny, sweet or sentimental birthday wishes for your number one, look no further!
We have got a whole list of funny happy birthday quotes and wishes for you to share with your very best friend!
"Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday best friend!"
"You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you"
"Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I'm so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day"
"Happy Birthday to my amazing, beautiful, and fabulous best friend"
Happy Birthday beautiful friend. May your day be as beautiful as you are"
"Happy Birthday. May each an every moment of your special day be filled with the same joy and happiness you bring to others."
"Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday"
"Happy Birthday. Live beautifully, love generously, laugh freely. Thanks for being a fantastic friend. I hope this year brings you the best that life has to offer"
"Happy Birthday to my irreplaceable friend"
"Happy Birthday to one of my best friends! Here's to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya"
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"A big birthday hug for you!"
"Wishing my friend a beautiful day. Hopes and dreams I'm sending your way. May all be good and all come true on this very special day for you"
"Happy Birthday to my incredible friend. I hope the year ahead is full of reasons to celebrate"
"May you live to be so old that the mere site of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers."
"Fabulosity has no age. Happy Birthday, Girl!"
"Happy Birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous."
"I wish for you tremendous love, luck and laughter. For today, tomorrow and for days thereafter. Have a wonderful birthday!"
"I hope your Birthday finds you this happy."
"Wishing you happiness to welcome each morning. Wishing you laughter to make your heart sing. Wishing you friendship sharing and caring. And all of the joy the birthday can bring"- Noble Diary
"Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!"
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"May your special day be sweet and spicy just like you, bestie!"
"Can't keep calm, it's my best friend's birthday"
"I treasure our friendship! Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Birthday. My partner in crime, my very best friend"
"Happy Birthday my friend! Today is a day to celebrate you, so make it special and surround yourself with everything that makes you feel like the star you are!"
"I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and to let you know that you are not alone. Should you need someone to lean on, I will be here for you."
"A new year begins and it's like a movie. You are the director. Make it a good one. Happy Birthday"
"I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you'll wish you'd never been born ... Happy Birthday!"
"Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart... It's your birthday cake"
"Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need."
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A selection of happy birthday funny quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)
Don't let ageing get you down... it's too hard to get back up again!
Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!
If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.
Technically you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!
They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!
Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny
Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
~ Stanislaw Lec
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
~ Helen Hayes
I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
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Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.
I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".
Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.
It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!
Funny birthday wishes about getting older:
It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
You're not old! ...oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that...
Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us.
Don't grow up... It's a trap!
Great news! ...you're still alive!
You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... if you could remember any of it.
You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.
I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!
Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.
Don't think of it as turning [insert age]. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.
Looking [insert age] is great - if you're sixty.
[For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
[insert age]?! I demand a recount!
Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here's to many more.
Happy birthday! And remember you're not [insert age] ...you're 18 with [XX] years' experience.
[Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!
You're 60? That's only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!
Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.
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A collection of funny happy birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, or female friends.
The secret to staying young is make up... make up an age, then stick with it!
Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!
We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile... and then we'll be new friends!
Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani
You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
You suck at ageing! Can you at least try to look older?
Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.
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Happy birthday funny wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!
If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.
Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.
A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.
I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up!
Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ ... nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.
Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.
Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope
You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head.
What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!
A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
~ Henry Youngman
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Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I'm sure it will get you back in their good books...
I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!
I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!
I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!
I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!
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Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday.
Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!
On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything.
Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!
For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them.
You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.
At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
You're turning the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!
The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.
Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.
[For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.
By the time you're your age, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.
I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
~ Mark Twain
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John Grier
Happy 21st again!
If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent!
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A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.
How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.
What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? ...pop music!
I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
I always get this warm feeling on my birthday - people won't stop toasting me.
Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.
You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."
The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.
Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?
Because it's far too difficult to put them on the bottom.
You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.
You know you're old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office.
You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize.
Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? .....None, only babies!
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