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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends. Funny birthday wishes for friends to bring some laughter and happiness into their day!.

100+ Happy Birthday Funny Wishes, Quotes, Jokes & Images

Looking for Happy Birthday funny wishes, quotes, jokes and images to put a smile on someone's face on their birthday? Whether it's for him or for her, a friend or a colleague, or maybe even a belated birthday wish, we've got you covered with our huge selection of funny birthday wishes.

Write them in birthday cards, send them by SMS or email, or message someone on Facebook or Twitter. No matter how you send one of these funny wishes you're sure to brighten their birthday and make them laugh!

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Last updated: February 19, 2019

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Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

A selection of happy birthday funny quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Don't let ageing get you down... it's too hard to get back up again!

Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.

Technically you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!

Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
~ Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
~ Helen Hayes

I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!

Funny birthday wishes about getting older:

It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
~ Unknown.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

You're not old! ...oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that...

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us.

Don't grow up... It's a trap!

Great news! ...you're still alive!

You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... if you could remember any of it.

You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.

Don't think of it as turning [insert age]. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.

Looking [insert age] is great - if you're sixty.

[For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

[insert age]?! I demand a recount!

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here's to many more.

Happy birthday! And remember you're not [insert age] ...you're 18 with [XX] years' experience.

[Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!

You're 60? That's only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Her

A collection of funny happy birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, or female friends.

The secret to staying young is make up... make up an age, then stick with it!

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile... and then we'll be new friends!

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani

You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

You suck at ageing! Can you at least try to look older?

Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Him

Happy birthday funny wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up!

Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ ... nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.

Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope

You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!

A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
~ Henry Youngman


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Happy Birthday Funny Belated Wishes

Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I'm sure it will get you back in their good books...

I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!

I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!

I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Best Friend

Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday.

Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything.

Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them.

You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.

At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

You're turning the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.

Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

[For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.

By the time you're your age, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
~ Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John Grier

Happy 21st again!

If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent!


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Happy Birthday Funny Jokes

A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.

How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.

What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? ...pop music!

I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

I always get this warm feeling on my birthday - people won't stop toasting me.

Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.

Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?
Because it's far too difficult to put them on the bottom.

You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

You know you're old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office.

You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize.

Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? .....None, only babies!


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More Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

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We present to you a collection of some original, truly funny wishes you can share with your best buddy on the occasion of his/her birthday.

20 Funny Captions For Your Best Friend's Birthday That'll Make Her LOL

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Your best friend's birthday is practically a holiday, according to your calendar. It's the day your partner in crime was born, and you don't even want to imagine a world without her in it. You started the countdown six months ago, but funny captions for your best friend's birthday should come to you instantaneously.

Together, you guys are pretty darn hilarious. Combine your inside jokes, funny (but cringe-worthy) moments, and assemble a clever birthday caption she'll never forget. I mean, are you ladies ever really that serious? Exactly.

It doesn't at matter what point your best friend entered your life — you know she's in it for the long haul. You're not opposed to a day all about the awesome lady in your immediate circle, because any time with her is epic. (To be honest, your stomach still hurts from the last time you guys were together and the laughter was all too real.)

Are you planning a surprise birthday party for your girl? Let your comical caption be the first unexpected thing she gets when the clock strikes midnight. (Yes, you're that punctual for your bestie.) She will have so much to smile about on her birthday, but any of these 20 captions will have her cheesin' the hardest.

1. "You don't get older. You simply level up." — Unknown

2. "Today's the day you prove that life really is a piece of cake." — Unknown

3. "Happy Birthday. We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home someday." — Unknown

4."Go shorty, it's your birthday. We're gonna party like it's your birthday." — 50 Cent, "Go Shorty, It's Your Birthday"

5. "Is that a gray hair? Kidding! Happy birthday." — Unknown

6. "You may be turning another year older, but we'll be big kids forever." — Unknown

7."Awe, look at you getting old and sh*t." — Unknown

8. "Happy Birthday. I hope you're ready to party... let's cut it out by 9 p.m., though." — Unknown

9. "I'm here for the ups and the downs, although you know I hate roller coasters. Happy Birthday!" — Unknown

10."Where did the time go? Oh yeah, your age took it. Love ya!" — Unknown

11."Sharing is caring, so hand over some of that birthday cake." — Unknown

12. "It's your birthday, I'm broke AF, but who needs riches when it comes to us?" — Unknown

13."On your birthday, I want to let you know that you'll always be my favorite cup of tea... but for now, let's pop the champagne." — Unknown

14. "Do you prefer sourdough, wheat, or white for your birthday toast? I'm kidding. Get the glasses." — Unknown

15. "It's scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer. You're special." — Unknown

16. "Today is your birthday, so in my world, you're basically Beyoncé . Where's Jay at?" — Unknown

17. "We're practically the same person, so it sort of feels like my birthday, too." — Unknown

18."I almost sent you a real birthday card, but thankfully my internet connection came back." — Unknown

19. "Happy birthday to one of the only people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder." — Unknown

20. "I'd tell you to wear your birthday best, but it'll probably include clothes of mine you're still 'borrowing'." — Unknown

Your bestie should be surrounded by so much love on her birthday. You're so up for the task of making her feel beyond special.

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funny happy birthday wishes to best friend

When you want to send funnybirthday wishes think of your friend’s personality. People have different kinds of humor. If you know your friend well and his or her sense of humor, then what’s a bit too much should be easy to spot. If you aren’t quite sure, then finding a card which will make them smile is still possible with the right message and birthday wishes.

The Coolest Collection with Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
  • You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
  • Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!
  • Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Happy birthday!
  • I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!
  • You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!
  • My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Happy birthday!
  • Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Happy birthday!
  • No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!
  • As another year passes by, another part of your body starts to fall apart. So I hope the “important” ones are left for last! I mean, you still have plans to make kids right? Happy birthday!
  • Remember all the times you said you wanted to lose weight? Yeah….tough luck, prepare to stuff your face with birthday cake! Happy birthday my friend!

 

  • My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
  • OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
  • In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
  • Think of this day not as another year closer to becoming old, but as another year closer to complete freedom, and back pains… Anyway, happy birthday!
  • For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!
  • Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
  • Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
  • Hey, we’re friends — is it shamefully delusional if we both agree to ignore our birthdays this year? I don’t care either. Happy…. whatever!
  • I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.
  • Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just sayin’.

 

  • No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
  • Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
  • It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
  • It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
  • On your birthday, I want to assure you that we still look as young as those 105 pound supermodels. Even if we don’t, I’m sure we can kick their skinny asses. All my love, your 29 year old bestie.
  • Happy birthday to my best friend. They say that friends have brains that are so in sync, they share the same thoughts. In our case, however, it’s probably more like we share one brain between us!
  • Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
  • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
  • You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!
  • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
  • Another year, another new place that aches.
  • Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
  • At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
  • May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

Sending this along with a few touches of your own makes a card or birthday email more personal, fun and memorable. Friends also smile if the humor is directed toward yourself. For example you can joke “My back goes out more often than I do.”  Another can take a dig at your wallet with “You would have loved the gift I couldn’t afford to buy you.” Check out this awesome collection of 100+ funny birthday wishes for friends with hilarious images. Put a smile on your friends’ faces on the most important day of the year with the 10 funniest ideas to wish happy birthday to a friend.

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  • Dress up as a superhero, and be the first to greet your friend for the special day. Make a dramatic entrance at their home and place of work, and make sure to perform a heartfelt rendition of the birthday song.
  • Dress up as a superhero and have a matching costume for your friend to wear. Make sure to have a birthday tiara, sash or vest for the celebrant. Spend the day doing your regular routine while wearing your costumes.
  • Throw a themed birthday party, but make sure that the theme revolves around a concept or trending topic that your friend is really into yet simple enough for easy execution. For instance, a vampire-inspired party may include makeup, vampire fangs and red-tinged food.
  • Rent your friend’s dream car, and joy ride all day. You can pretend that you bought the car just for him/her.
  • Do a magic show just for your friend. Aside from the usual magic tricks that can be performed using items you already have, make sure to have a gag for the grand finale that involved making a birthday cake appear, disappear and appear again.
  • Take your friend to do something that is the exact opposite of their preferences and personality. Try a pottery class for an outdoorsy and athletic person for instance. Set up the reservation ahead of time.
  • Start a new tradition by resolving to learn a new skill on each birthday that you celebrate with friends. The activity could focus on a single skill such as cooking, but each time, the dish or meal involved should be different and one that is not familiar to the celebrant.
  • Have a pizza making party. Start with the prepared dough that needs to be shaped, tossed and prepared to make the crust. Part of the fun is making mistakes so ensure that you have enough materials even if some of the supplies end up on the floor. Let the celebrant put anything they desire on the pizza, which means you may have to ask them about their “dream pizza” ahead of time.
  • Tell your friend you’ve scheduled a private concert. Take them to a private venue that has been decorated for a birthday celebration. Serve snacks and drinks while waiting for the concert to begin then don a costume and perform for your friend.
  • As an alternative to the private concert idea, get your friend’s kids or husband to perform for the birthday concert.

 

Cool and Crazy Collection of Funny Birthday Messages

  • 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!
  • Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
  • Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
  • Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
  • In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
  • Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
  • It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
  • It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
  • Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
  • It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
  • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
  • May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
  • May you live to be old and toothless.
  • Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
  • My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
  • My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
  • On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
  • One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
  • People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
  • Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
  • Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
  • Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
  • Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
  • Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
  • So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
  • So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
  • So many candles…so little cake.
  • Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
  • Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”
  • Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
  • The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
  • The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

 

  • The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!
  • The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!
  • The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
  • There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
  • There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
  • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
  • To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.
  • Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
  • We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
  • What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
  • What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.
  • When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  • When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
  • Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
  • With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
  • With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
  • You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
  • You are as old as you look.
  • You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.
  • You are only as old as you act.
  • You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!
  • You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
  • You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
  • You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!
  • You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

 

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It's a celebration, therefore, it's full of fun. Start the rejoicing with these funny birthday wishes for best friend.

100 Happy Birthday Wishes, Messages, Quotes for Friends (Best Friend)

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Friends are true blessings. They are those special people who make our life worth living. We should take care of these special friends and should also remember the important dates connected to them. If the birthday of your best friend is coming, then you should definitely celebrate it with lots of fun. You should also send him/her birthday wishes. If you send birthday blessings to a friend, he/she will be touched by your love for him. Friends enrich our lives and support us all the times. A best friend deserves nothing less than a loving Happy Birthday message that expresses your feelings. Shout out loud – Happy Birthday Friend! When you will say, “Happy Birthday My friend,” it will bring a broad smile on his face. So, what you are waiting for? Let’s pick the best b.day wish for him:

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Birthday Wishes for Best Friend:

  1. If our friendship had been a legal contract, it would be just five words – I’ll Be There For You. Happy birthday.

  2. If Facebook had not been a real thing, mine would have just one friend – U. Happy birthday.

  3. Happy birthday to the frnd who knows me like no one else does.

  4. Isn’t life ironic? I am celebrating the countdown towards death of the same person without whom I would be unable to live life. Happy birthday.

  5. My best friend – the person with whom I would have definitely made out if she was a guy. Happy Birthday, bestie.                                                                                                                                                           

  6. Hope your day is loaded with fun and shared with people who know the fundamentals of fun. Happy Birthday.

  7. You are a true friend, so please don’t change ever! Happy Birthday, and may every wish U have come true!

  8. The birds are singing and the sun is shining. It’s a special day for the special dude (or lady) who brings joy to the world. Happy Birthday, sunshine!

  9. Wishing you a day filled with love, good times, loads of presents and a calorie-bomb birthday cake. Happy Birthday, you wonderful person.

  10. Being friends as long as we have, people have started to say we look like alike. I can think of no greater compliment than to be called your sister (or brother), that’s for sure. Happy birthday to my closest friend!

  11. I’ll be the first to say it, Advance Happy Birthday! I hope my effort is already enough to let you know how special you are to me. Live long and stay healthy.

  12. Ihave a tradition of greeting special people in advance. Congratulations! You are now on the list of special people in my life. Happy Birthday in Advance.

  13. Yourbirthday is too special to be celebrated for just one day, so let’s begin the party right away, Happy Birthday my Friend!

  14. Your birthday is a race and I am going to beat everyone else to it. Happy birthday in advance.

  15. I send my best wishes to one of the best persons I know who is like a best friend to me and has given me the best possible times in my life. Here’s raising a toast for your Happy Birthday!

  16. Birthdayscome and go, everyone grows up a year every year, and gifts are opened and thrown. But I want that my Birthday wishes stay with U forever. Happy Birthday!

  17. Best wishes to my beloved friend for an amazing year ahead. May the sunshine of happiness always shine above you. May the dove of peace rest over you and live in your home. May the dense forest of love surround you all year round. Happy Birthday.

  18. Gifts can be thrown away, but the wishes of true friends like me will stay with you for the rest of your life. Happy birthday my friend.

  19. Was searching online for something sweet to write on your birthday card until I realized that all I had to do was to look in my heart. Happy birthday to the friend who is also my soul mate.

  20. If we were part of a band, we would call it Fun Direction because hanging out with U is so much fun. Happy birthday.

These birthday wishes for a special friend will help your friendship attain greater heights. Birthday Wishes for friend will be cherished by your friend. A good friendship requires to wish and greet each other on special occasions, and you should wish and greet him with the best birthday wishes which are here for your good friend. Send these wishes or messages to your cute or best friends.

Birthday Greetings for A Friend:

Have you liked or picked any of the wishes yet? If no, then let’s see some more b.day greetings for your best friend:

  1. Don’t ever change because you are just amazing the way you are. Happy Birthday my Hero.

  2. Here, I am wishing happy birthday to the sweetest and coolest person I ever met. Have the happiest birthday.

  3. Wish you will have an extraordinary birthday like the most outstanding you are. Happy birthday, dear.

  4. You are an amazing person in every way. Keep smiling and enjoy this special day.

  5. I was thinking to gift something cool, funny and amazing, then suddenly I remember you already have me in your life.                                                                                                                                                    

  6. Don’t think you are getting older; think how classic you are getting by claiming one more year. Happy birthday!

  7. Dear friend… just like how you get pleasantly surprised when you open your birthday gifts, I wish that you get the most awesome surprises as you open up yet another beautiful year in your life. Happy birthday.

  8. Our friendship really tests my limit of tolerance for sweetness, cuteness, and happiness. You are lucky that these are things which I can tolerate in abundance. Happy birthday.

  9. Only I know the importance of having a friend who will shut up when I need someone to listen to my rants and who will angrily rant when I need to shut up. Happy birthday.

  10. Sometimes you ignore me, sometimes you are clingy. Sometimes you are cheerful, sometimes you are gloomy. Sometimes you are fun, sometimes you are happy. Sometimes you are a bore, sometimes you are moody. Despite the ups and downs, our friendship is always carefree. Despite all the drama, you will always be my bestie. Happy birthday.

  11. Do you know what sadness, sorrow, despair, grief, unhappiness, anguish, misery, agony, distress, regret and trouble have in common? They have all been missing since I have had you in my life as my friend. Happy birthday.

  12. I am going to change your name to Oxygen because friends like you are the most important thing I need to survive. Happy birthday, Oxy.

  13. The fact that you decided to be friends with me is the sweetest form of flattery I have ever received. Happy birthday.

  14. The only reason I am not flustered even though I am single is that I have an awesome mate who never lets me feel alone. Happy birthday.

  15. The Hangover trilogy would be put to shame as compared to all the crazy things we have done together as friends. Happy birthday.

  16. Our friendship is a smile machine – I smile when I see you, I frown when I don’t. Happy birthday.

  17. On your birthday I am making a wish. I hope that we can be close friends just as we are right now, even when we are frail, fragile and old. Happy birthday to my real life partner.

  18. You are like a treasure that I would keep in a chest and lose the key so that no one else in the whole world can steal you from me. Happy birthday.

  19. Wikipedia may have answers to all the factual questions in my life but you have answers to all the emotional ones. Happy birthday to a special friend.

  20. When I fight with my mom, I come to you. When I fight with my boyfriend, I come to you. When I fight with my teachers, I come to you. When I fight with my brother, I come to you. Maybe I should send my mom, boyfriend, teacher and brother to you for some personal training so they could stop fighting with me. Happy birthday to my BFF

If you are close to some of your friends, then you should definitely send him the best b.day greeting. A Happy Birthday message for best friend will add love to your friendship. Send these birthday greetings to a friend with a specially crafted message for the personal touch. When you send a Happy Birthday message to a friend, you make him realize how special he is for You and just how special is the friendship. Send some lovely birthday message and see how the friendship grows into a lifetime relationship. Your friend’s day is made if he/she receives specially written birthday sayings from you.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend:

  1. Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend indeed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?

  2. Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.

  3. There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy a long life, and that is ageing. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

  4. Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.

  5. Another year has passed and another year which didn’t suck. Happy Birthday.                                           

  6. Have you checked the number of the candle on your birthday cake? You have to blow the entire candle by sniffing. Ha ha ha. Happy Birthday, Candle King!

  7. My only wish for you is that no. of candle decreases, but, the no. of parties and cake increases every year!!

  8. Quickly blow all the candle before the room catches fire. This huge amount of candle on the cake makes the room hotter. Happy Birthday, hottie!!

  9. On your Birthday I have a special wish. Smile while all your teeth are present! Congratulations!

  10. You get an awesome feeling when your loved one wishes you the way you want on your B.day. Happy A hilarious Birthday.

  11. I got something special for you, which both of us love. Wooo! I ate it all on the way.

  12. For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

  13. You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

  14. Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!

  15. You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!

  16. I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

  17. One more year added now, so it’s better to remain on the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

  18. People often compare birthdays with boogers because with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

  19. No one will stop tonight from eating your favourite, I wish you the happiest birthday ever.

  20. So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

Here are some of the funny birthday wishes for your friend that will add humor and fun elements to your friendship. Simply saying Happy Birthday to a great friend in a happy way will bring a smile on his face.

Birthday Messages for Friend:

  1. Every second, every minute, every hour, every day – these are the only times I think about you. Happy birthday my friend.

  2. Best friends like you are parents, teachers and lovers all combined into one magical personality. Happy birthday.

  3. Finding your value in my life would be like finding water in the ocean – it’s always there. Without you, I would be empty. Happy birthday my friend.

  4. Happy birthday my dear friend, may the bright colours paint your life and you be happy forever. Stay blessed.

  5. Happiness begins with your smile and lets your smile change the world Dear. Happy birthday to you. Have fun.                                                                                                                                                             

  6. When nothing goes right, “I” go to you. You’re “GO TO” person for me. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to my idiot friend who is still a kid at heart. Lots of happy returns of the day.

  7. Nothing can be as joyous as spending time with you, let today be the best of all so far. Happy Birthday, you are loved.

  8. I feel so lucky to have you as my friend. Hope your birthday is as special as you are. May all of your dreams come true. Thanks for being such a great friend. Happy birthday!

  9. I am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a fantastic birthday!

  10. I want to wish you all the love and happiness in the world, all of which you deserve. Happy birthday my friend!

  11. I am grateful that you are a part of my life. All the best on your birthday!

  12. In good times and bad, I’ll always be by your side. Happy birthday, friend!

  13. Happy, happy birthday! You deserve all the cakes, love, hugs and happiness today. Enjoy your day my friend!

  14. May God shower you with blessings today and always. Happy birthday wishes to my friend!

  15. Happy, healthy, exceptional, rocking birthday to you my friend!

  16. Every step of the way you were there for me. Through thick and thin I’ll always be there for you. Happy birthday!

  17. Thanks for another year of being an awesome friend. Happy birthday dear friend!

  18. I am grateful for your true friendship. Hope your birthday is amazing as you are my best friend!

  19. I wish you love, hope and everlasting joy and happiness. Thank you for being my best friend!

  20. I am so proud to be your best friend. May you have a happy and healthy birthday!

Friends are a true treasure which helps us sail through the oceans of life. Would it not be great for such friends to receive birthday wishes from a close friend on that special day? A bunch of unique birthday wishes for friends is enough to tell your friend that you truly wish the best for him/her. A birthday note for a friend will be cherished by him/her forever. It doesn’t matter whether your friend is a male or a female because we have birthday wishes for your male and female friends as well. Surprise him and let him know your thoughts on his special day with birthday wishes for boy and girl friend. He/she will surely be delighted. A lovely friend deserves to know how you feel about him/her.

Birthday Quotes for Friend:

Here are some of the Happy Birthday quotes for best friend which will help you a lot in boosting your friendship.

  1. Just like how wine is incomplete without having something on the side to munch, without U my life simply does not pack a punch. Happy birthday to my best friend.

  2. Cheesecakes, tiramisu and gooey tarts – may your life be as sweet as these goodies, is the wish I make with all my heart. Happy birthday.

  3. Thanks for hearing the words I never said, and understanding my mind which no one else has ever read. Happy birthday to my bestie

  4. When you are not around me I feel unlucky. With you by my side, I feel happy and free. Happy birthday.

  5. Happy birthday to my best friend! We are such a great team: I am smart, good-looking and talented and you are great at being my friend!                                                                                                                     

  6. You may be getting older but at least I still look great! Happy birthday best friend!

  7. Never think you are alone, I am always there for all your fixes. Happy birthday.

  8. Happy birthday to someone who still waits for his birthday like a child every year. The day is finally here. Have fun.

  9. Happy birthday Your parents must be proud of you. We all love you. Keep working hard.

  10. Your friendship is like oxygen. Cannot live without it. Happy birthday,

  11. Happy birthday idiot, may your day be full of surprises and you cut innumerable

  12. I cannot imagine how cute you would look with all those cake on your face. Happy birthday to you

  13. You may not be the only the only friend I have but you are the only friend I really want and need in my life. Happy birthday.

  14. You are prettier than pink, brighter than yellow – because your personality is a mix of bubbly and mellow. You are hotter than red, cooler than blue – because the reason for all my smiles is no one but a friend like you. Happy birthday.

  15. Our friendship is like the Internet. Sometimes I take its presence for granted but I am lost without it. Happy birthday.

  16. As a metaphor, our beautiful friendship is a cake that I can have and eat it too. Happy birthday.

  17. There are two types of friends. The first type, are the friends whose birthdays are reminded by Facebook. The second type like you, are the friends whose birthdays are reminded by the heart. Happy birthday.

  18. Since there are no expectations in friendship, am I excused from buying you a gift? Happy birthday.

  19. It is a pity your birthday comes only once a year because I love partying with, and giving hugs to friends like you. Happy birthday.

  20. Our friendship is strong like iron but finished with a coat of gold. Iron rusts with time but gold never corrode, plus it shines too. Happy birthday.

Here are some Happy birthday quotes for a best friend. A true friend is very thoughtful, and the best way to show this is by sending some amazing birthday thoughts. A special day is just right to express your feelings with some nice birthday wishes. A special friend deserves special mention, and you can use these Birthday messages for a special friend to give that importance to him. You can use cards, flowers or just text a wonderful birthday SMS to him. It will make him happier when he will receive the best wishes with quotes from you. The Happy Birthday quotes with wishes for a friend are the best that you need to express your feelings to a true friend.

A big list of birthday wishes for a best friend. These messages range from sincere to funny, so you can find the perfect birthday wish for your bestie.

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