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October 14, 2018 1st Anniversary Wishes 2 comments

Birthday wishes that talks right into your friend's heart and say happy birthday You are my oldest friend and even after all these years of being away from each.

Birthday wishes for your best friend on their birthday can go a long way in showing them how much you appreciate them and how much you value the day they were born. It can also be the most amazing and exciting gift you can give to a friend.

We have compile long and short birthday wishes for that special friend of yours.

Short Happy Birthday Wishes For Best friend

#1: You have been my closest and dearest friend for a long time. I wish you the very best on your birthday and in the year to come. Happy Birthday.

#2: Today, on your birthday, I wanted to let you know just how important you are to me. Happy Birthday to my very best friend in the whole world.

#3: Happy Birthday to my best friend. I hope that you have a lot of fun this day and that you have a happy and prosperous year to come.

#4: My dear friend, I wish you all the best on your special day. Blessings for today and for the year to come.

#5: I am so happy and grateful to have you in my life. I wish you well on your birthday and blessings for the year ahead.

#6: To my dear friend. I wish you joy, happiness, and more blessings than you can count on your birthday and for the year to come.

#7: Happy Birthday to someone who knows me better than I know myself. I look forward to many more years as your friend.

#8: Your friendship means more to me than you can ever know. I celebrate the day that you were born and wish you many blessings in the year to come.

#9: May this day bring you joy and happiness, and may the coming year be filled with blessings. Happy Birthday to you, my dear friend.

#10: My dear friend, you are so loving and caring, and you do so much for others. Today is all about you. Happy Birthday!

#11: Wishing you all the best on your birthday. You are a dear and loving friend, and I am so happy to have known you for so long.

#12: On this day of your birth, I pray that this year brings you all of the happiness you could possibly imagine and that all of your dreams come true.

#13: Happy Birthday to you, my best friend. We have been friends for longer than I care to admit. Where did the time go? Blessings for the year to come.

#14: It is your birthday, my dear friend. How many candles should be put on your cake? How about three, one for yesterday, one for today, and one for tomorrow.

#15: You are not just my friend. You have become closer to me than family. I am so lucky that I have known you for so many years. Happy Birthday!

#16: I have a theory that there are no calories on your birthday. Enjoy your day and many blessings for the year to come. Happy Birthday, my dear friend.

#17: My life is so much richer because you are my friend. I hope that this year brings you everything that you hope it will. Happy Birthday, my dear friend.

#18: My dear friend, you have been such a blessing to me for so many years. I wish you the best on this day and in the year to come.

#19: Happy birthday to a sweet soul, you deserve every good thing that comes your way. Have a blast!!

#20: Happy birthday to my dear and precious friend. May you have a wonderful day and may the coming year be filled with blessings and joy.

#21: I pray your special day grant you all the wishes that you’ve desired. Happy birthday!

#22: I’m wishing you a birthday filled with love, laughter, happiness and all of your heart desire. Have a blast!

#23: You’re my best friend and I’m hoping your birthday is as sweet as you are to me. Happy birthday dear!

#24: You’ve always been a source of joy to me and everyone around you. Happy birthday!

#25: I’m wishing you an amazing 365 better than the one you’ve had before. Happy birthday!

#26: Count your blessings but remember to count today twice because you’ve been granted another opportunity to celebrate life. Happy birthday!

#27: You made me the luckiest person in the world by being my best friend and I’m glad to call you my friend. Happy birthday!

#28: To the world best friend, I want you to enjoy every bit of today. Happy birthday dearest!

#29: I’m wishing you a birthday filled with all of your heart desire and all you’ve ever prayed for. Happy birthday!

#30: May favor and joy find their way to you, may you never lack anything good today and forever. Happy birthday dear!

#31: Happy birthday, may life continue to bring you all the goodies that comes with age.

#32: I celebrate you today because you deserve every bit of it and you worth more. Happy birthday best friend!

#33: May your days be crowned with happiness and love, may you be favored in all ramifications. Happy birthday sweetheart!

#34: You only get a chance to celebrate your birthday once in a year, let make today outstanding.

#35: Happy birthday to my dear and precious friend. May you have a wonderful day and may the coming year be filled with blessings and joy.

#36: May you find real happiness in all that you choose to do today. Happy birthday dear!

#37: I am so grateful for your friendship. I wish you the happiest of birthdays and for the coming year to be the best ever.

#38: I hope that today’s birthday is as filled with as much excitement as birthdays did when we were young. Best wishes for a happy birthday and a prosperous year ahead.

#39: Your friendship has been such a joy to me. I wish you the very best of birthdays and look forward to your friendship for many years ahead.

#40: May the coming year be filled with every blessing and joy imaginable. Happy, happy birthday to the best friend a person could ever have.

#41: I can hardly believe it is your ____th birthday. Where have all the years gone? Oh well. Best birthday wishes for today and for the year ahead.

#42: You have always been a good friend to me. You have been there for me whenever I have needed you. Happy birthday, my dear friend.

#43: I think that someone important was born today. Who could it be? Oh, yes! It was you! Best wishes for a happy birthday and a year filled with blessings.

#44: Happy birthday to my very best friend. I hope that you have a wonderful day and that all of your birthday wishes come true.

#45: It’s your birthday again. So, how many candles will be on your cake this year? Oh well, never mind. Best wishes for today and the year ahead.

#46: Did you say you were turning 29 today? How many years has this been? Happy birthday to you this year and best wishes for many years to come.

#47: When I count my blessings, you are always at the top of my list. I hope that your birthday is as happy as it can be.

#48: I am blessed to be able to count you as my very best friend. I look forward to many more years with you. Happy Birthday!

#49: I could not wish for a better friend. I hope that today is filled with fun and happiness and that the coming year brings many blessings.

#50: I’m wishing you a wonderful birthday, have an amazing year ahead. Happy birthday!

#51: You’ve added a year to your age and I pray you add more wealth, wisdom and more prosperity. Happy birthday!

#52: Cheers!! because a special soul was born today. Happy birthday darling.

#53: We raise our cups high in celebration of the birth of the sweetest person I’ve ever come across. Happy birthday darling.

#54: You’ve always been in my thoughts and at the top of my heart, happy birthday dearest. Enjoy your day!

#55: Let today stands as a reminder of all the blessing heaven has granted you. Happy birthday dearest.

#56: Darling you’re more than a conqueror because you’re lucky to witness today. Happy birthday!

Long Birthday Wishes For Best friend:

#1: So, it is your birthday again. So, what are you now? 29? Me too. Don’t worry, I won’t tell if you won’t. What best friends are for if not to keep your secret about your age? Anyway, I hope that you have a wonderful day today and a great year to come.

#2: We do not get to choose our families, but we do get to choose our friends. You have been closer than family to me. I can talk to you about anything, and you always make me feel better when I am upset. I wish you the best on your birthday and for many years to come.

#3: It is hard to find words to express just how much your friendship means to me. You have been part of every important moment in my life, and you have been there for me whenever I have had difficulties or sorrows. On this day of your birth, I wish you every happiness and blessing. Happy Birthday, my dear friend.

#4: We have known each other for a long time. I remember when we were children together and went to each other’s birthday parties. Now we are both a little older and our birthday parties are a little different, but you are still my dear best friend. Happy Birthday, and blessings for the year to come.

#5: Dear best friend, it’s your day today and I want to use this opportunity to tell you how amazing you are to me, you showed me love even when I wasn’t capable of loving myself, you’ve always look out for me. Happy birthday best friend, have an amazing year!

#6: Darling, May this special day be filled with loving memories full of fun and the company of good friends, may love find its way into your heart and blessings into your home. Happy birthday dearest friend!

#7: Dear best friend, my prayers for you today is that May God’s goodness and mercy follow you all the days of your life. Love shall continue to fall on you in pleasant places, what you’ll have all through your life is nothing but joy. God will perfect everything and anything that concerns you. Happy birthday dear friend, keep soaring.

#8: You finally made it to another new year in your life, a year of perfection. God will give you all-round victory in every sphere of your life, the Angels of the Lord will surround you to keep you from falling. They will carry you through this year and your days will be filled with joy. Happy birthday dearest, more grace and more prosperity.

#9: To a wonderful soul full of love and life, you’re indeed a blessing to me and to everyone around you, you restless spirit full with love and happiness is one of those things I cherish about you, your level of intelligence and wisdom surpasses all and your gentle soul is what makes me wonder what an angel you are. Happy birthday dear friend.

#10: I am really proud of you and your achievements, the road hasn’t been really smooth but you’ve made it this far and I can only be happy and thankful to heaven for you, you’re my champion and my best friend. Happy birthday to my all time hero.

#11: A soul like you is hard to find and a friend like you rarely exist, I’m indeed the lucky one because I’ve got a friend with the most amazing soul. You’re really worthy of my celebration. Happy birthday dearest. Enjoy your day!

#12: A best friend is someone who challenges you to be a better person, someone who can’t stand to see you sad or in tears, someone who stays faithful, loyal and committed to what you both share and someone who would stand by you in thin and in thick. I’m glad because that’s exactly what you are to me. Happy birthday dearest!

#13: When I had nothing, you stood by me, you gave me hope where I had once lost it, you showed me light when I was in darkness, you show me the way when I couldn’t find my path and you gave me friendship when I had no one for me, you’re indeed a rare gem and I will keep celebrating you every day of my life. Happy birthday best friend, have a wonderful year ahead!

#14: I’ll always value my friendship with you from now till the end of time, you’re intelligent and full of wisdom, you’re just the best anyone could ever have or think of. Happy birthday my one in a million friend. Enjoy your day!

#15: Just Like the flower- I value your virtues, like a soldier- I value your courage, like a dove- I value your calmness and like a friend- I value your loyalty. Happy birthday best friend. Have a blast!

Poem Wishes For Best Friend

On your Birthday I wish you the following:

Be active like the heart.

Let your mind be strong, like the soldiers in the barrack.

Be like the kidneys, discriminating between good and bad.

Soar higher, like the eagle in the sky,

Reach out and protect people in need, like the white corpuscles.

Take decisions with a clear vision.

And enjoy every love that comes with your day. Happy birthday dearest!

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When you want to send funnybirthday wishes think of your friend’s personality. People have different kinds of humor. If you know your friend well and his or her sense of humor, then what’s a bit too much should be easy to spot. If you aren’t quite sure, then finding a card which will make them smile is still possible with the right message and birthday wishes.

The Coolest Collection with Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
  • You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
  • Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!
  • Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Happy birthday!
  • I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!
  • You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!
  • My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Happy birthday!
  • Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Happy birthday!
  • No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!
  • As another year passes by, another part of your body starts to fall apart. So I hope the “important” ones are left for last! I mean, you still have plans to make kids right? Happy birthday!
  • Remember all the times you said you wanted to lose weight? Yeah….tough luck, prepare to stuff your face with birthday cake! Happy birthday my friend!

 

  • My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
  • OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
  • In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
  • Think of this day not as another year closer to becoming old, but as another year closer to complete freedom, and back pains… Anyway, happy birthday!
  • For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!
  • Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
  • Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
  • Hey, we’re friends — is it shamefully delusional if we both agree to ignore our birthdays this year? I don’t care either. Happy…. whatever!
  • I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.
  • Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just sayin’.

 

  • No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
  • Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
  • It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
  • It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
  • On your birthday, I want to assure you that we still look as young as those 105 pound supermodels. Even if we don’t, I’m sure we can kick their skinny asses. All my love, your 29 year old bestie.
  • Happy birthday to my best friend. They say that friends have brains that are so in sync, they share the same thoughts. In our case, however, it’s probably more like we share one brain between us!
  • Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
  • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
  • You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!
  • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
  • Another year, another new place that aches.
  • Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
  • At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
  • May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

Sending this along with a few touches of your own makes a card or birthday email more personal, fun and memorable. Friends also smile if the humor is directed toward yourself. For example you can joke “My back goes out more often than I do.”  Another can take a dig at your wallet with “You would have loved the gift I couldn’t afford to buy you.” Check out this awesome collection of 100+ funny birthday wishes for friends with hilarious images. Put a smile on your friends’ faces on the most important day of the year with the 10 funniest ideas to wish happy birthday to a friend.

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  • Dress up as a superhero, and be the first to greet your friend for the special day. Make a dramatic entrance at their home and place of work, and make sure to perform a heartfelt rendition of the birthday song.
  • Dress up as a superhero and have a matching costume for your friend to wear. Make sure to have a birthday tiara, sash or vest for the celebrant. Spend the day doing your regular routine while wearing your costumes.
  • Throw a themed birthday party, but make sure that the theme revolves around a concept or trending topic that your friend is really into yet simple enough for easy execution. For instance, a vampire-inspired party may include makeup, vampire fangs and red-tinged food.
  • Rent your friend’s dream car, and joy ride all day. You can pretend that you bought the car just for him/her.
  • Do a magic show just for your friend. Aside from the usual magic tricks that can be performed using items you already have, make sure to have a gag for the grand finale that involved making a birthday cake appear, disappear and appear again.
  • Take your friend to do something that is the exact opposite of their preferences and personality. Try a pottery class for an outdoorsy and athletic person for instance. Set up the reservation ahead of time.
  • Start a new tradition by resolving to learn a new skill on each birthday that you celebrate with friends. The activity could focus on a single skill such as cooking, but each time, the dish or meal involved should be different and one that is not familiar to the celebrant.
  • Have a pizza making party. Start with the prepared dough that needs to be shaped, tossed and prepared to make the crust. Part of the fun is making mistakes so ensure that you have enough materials even if some of the supplies end up on the floor. Let the celebrant put anything they desire on the pizza, which means you may have to ask them about their “dream pizza” ahead of time.
  • Tell your friend you’ve scheduled a private concert. Take them to a private venue that has been decorated for a birthday celebration. Serve snacks and drinks while waiting for the concert to begin then don a costume and perform for your friend.
  • As an alternative to the private concert idea, get your friend’s kids or husband to perform for the birthday concert.

 

Cool and Crazy Collection of Funny Birthday Messages

  • 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!
  • Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
  • Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
  • Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
  • In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
  • Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
  • It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
  • It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
  • Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
  • It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
  • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
  • May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
  • May you live to be old and toothless.
  • Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
  • My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
  • My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
  • On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
  • One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
  • People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
  • Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
  • Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
  • Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
  • Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
  • Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
  • So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
  • So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
  • So many candles…so little cake.
  • Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
  • Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”
  • Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
  • The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
  • The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

 

  • The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!
  • The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!
  • The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
  • There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
  • There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
  • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
  • To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.
  • Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
  • We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
  • What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
  • What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.
  • When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  • When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
  • Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
  • With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
  • With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
  • You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
  • You are as old as you look.
  • You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.
  • You are only as old as you act.
  • You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!
  • You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
  • You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
  • You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!
  • You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

 

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As a true friend, one thing you should never forget is your friends birthday. Birthdays are one of the rare opportunities you get to express how much your friendship means to you. It is an annual event so you just have to key into that opportunity to make your friend feel loved. Words are powerful so you have to choose words that will have a long-lasting impact on your friend. The kind of words you use as your birthday quote says a lot about how you feel about your friend, here are a few carefully selected happy birthday quotes for friends.

Happy Birthday Quotes For Friends

1. Not everyone in this world is blessed with an understanding, trustworthy, caring and loving friend. That is exactly why I consider myself so incredibly lucky. A very Happy Birthday to you. Have an amazing day.

2. I’m so thankful I found a friend like you; a friend who fills my life with a pleasant dew every single day. Happy Birthday my buddy and may every wish of yours turn to reality.

3. May the special day of yours be filled with loving memories full of fun and the company of good friends.Happy Birthday!

4. May you have a day so wonderful that you remember it for the rest of the year, till yet another wonderful birthday comes along. A very happy birthday to you. May God Bless you abundantly.

5. You are always there to bring a smile on my face and make me laugh through the worse of my days. Thank you, my friend. May every step of yours be greater than the others. Happy Birthday!

6.For many people, the word friend is just a sequence of letters. For me, it is the source of happiness and strength because of you.Happy Birthday buddy!

7. We wish you a happy birthday (3X), and a whole lot of cake.

8. Always remember how much you are loved and appreciated by all of us. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

9. The world is a little bit brighter because of you. Happy Birthday buddy!

10. May your day be as joy-filled and wonderful as it can possibly be.

11. Happy Birthday to a great Friend! A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. Wishing you a Birthday filled with light and love.

12. A real friend understands your past, believes in your future and accepts you just the way you are, even… if you are getting older! Enjoy your Big Day!

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13. They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Happy Birthday, old pal!

14. Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true, dear friend.

15. Wishing you a happy and prosperous birthday and a sweet night of birthday dreams.

16. As you celebrate your day, I celebrate the beautiful friendship we share! Happy Birthday, dearest friend!

17. Happy Birthday to the best friend I ever had. Let’s celebrate this special day of your life and party like there’s no tomorrow.

18. Life is boring when you are not around.Happy Birthday to you – let’s make it grand!

19. It feels amazing to have a friend like you in my life. Have a happy and fun-filled Birthday, buddy!

20. Think of all your favorite things; now go and enjoy them on your special day.

21. May today be the beginning of a life so good that I’m jealous of you forever.

22. May my words bring you even a fraction of the joy you are. I think you are the most amazing person I have ever met!

23. I’m so thankful I found a friend like you! May every candle, star and wishbone you wish on bring you luck in everything.May your day be as happy as you make me as a best friend.

24. Today is a perfect day to tell that you are nothing less than one of my family member! I Wish you a very warm and happy birthday.

25. Best friends never need to be told that they are best friends. So, I don’t need to tell you right? Have a fantastic birthday, buddy!

26. Happy Birthday to a true friend! You are such a special blessing to me and I want to wish you a birthday filled with love, laughter and the things you enjoy most.

27. I always wish for a special friend who’d be close to my heart. A wish came true when I met You! Happy Bday, my friend! May the year to come bring you only sweet surprises.

28. Happy Birthday to my best-est friend ever! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth!

29. I probably don’t tell you often enough, but I treasure our friendship. Friends like you make every day special! Wishing you happiness today, tomorrow, and always!

30. With us crazies as best friends, I’m surprised we’ve survived this long! Happy Birthday buddy!

31. Today is the beginning of something great: another year with you. Our friendship is made of gold and it will stay precious forever.

32. May your day be filled with plenty of butterflies, sunsets, puppies, and chocolate (girl).

33. May your day be filled with plenty of building, breaking, shooting and eating (guy).

34. I wish you a fruit from every tree,

35. I wish you much honey from the bee, I wish you a rainbow without rain, I wish and wish for you, my friend.

36. I wish you a wish for every dream, I wish you were happy as you seem, I wish you love for all your way, I wish you just a great birthday.

37. Where would we be in this world if we didn’t have a friend? The sure thing is we wouldn’t be in someone’s Birthday. May you always have friends surrounding your every day. Happy Birthday my friend!

38. You are an amazing person and the best friend of mine. May God give you all his love and warmth in every step of yours. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!

39. Angels are few, and so are you. And that is what makes you so special. Many many Happy Returns of the day. Have an amazing day and an even more amazing year ahead.

40. Every time I fell, you pushed me up. You never left me to miss a step, shed any tear and feel any fear. I believe I wouldn’t be the same without you. Happy Birthday my friend!

41. Our friendship is the pillar of foundation in my life: thanks for supporting me all the time. Happy Birthday!

42. From the bottom of my heart, I wish you a very happy birthday. May it be filled with love, blessings, and joy.

43. Wishing you all the best on your birthday and throughout the year. Have a very Happy Birthday!

44. For many people, the word friend is just a sequence of letters. For me, it is the source of happiness and strength because of you. Happy Birthday buddy!

45. You are a true friend, please don’t change ever! Happy Birthday and may every wish you have come true!

46. May you glow in the warmth of our friendship on your birthday and throughout the year. Happy Birthday, dear friend

47. Wishing you a day filled with love and cheer. May you be surrounded by all your loved ones. May this year bring you prosperity, fortune, and friendship. Happy Birthday to you.
48. A friend is someone who stands by your side when you are in trouble and broken inside. A friend is someone who treats you with all the best and shines your day when you are.

49. You’re the reason my spirits always take an uplift, you are the best ever given the gift! Happy Birthday my friend!

50. In the journey of your life, may your joys double and your success triple, may your sorrows halve and your failure disappear. Wishing you a stress-free life. Happy Birthday!

51. A friend is a person who fills our lives with beauty and grace and makes the world we live in a better and happier place. Thanks for making my world a safer place to live in. Happy Birthday!

52. May this Birthday teach you that failure, depression, rejection, sorrow, hurt and pain are words that you should erase from the dictionary of your life. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

53. Hope you never lose the brightest smile of yours, which gives me always the mood to go outdoors. Happy Birthday!

54. On your birthday may all that you asked of God be granted to you hundredfold! Happy Birthday to my sweetest friend.

55. Always keep smiling the way you do! Have an amazing day and an even more special year ahead. May God Bless you.

56. A good friend like you is something hard to find, especially in nowadays, but when you find that friend it’s like visiting heaven on a daily base. Happy Birthday my friend!

57. May our friendship last forever through the brightest days and the darkest nights. May my wish come true to go through the game of life with you. Happy Birthday!

58. I think you are the most amazing person I have ever met; You are a true friend and are always with me through thick and thin; Please don’t change ever, A very happy birthday to you!

59. The only thing you could never have too many of! Thank you for being my friend. May all your birthday wishes come true!

60. Friendship is not something that is written on paper because paper can be torn. It is neither something that can be written on a rock, for even a rock can break. But it is written on the heart of a person, and it stays there forever. Birthday wishes and blessings are coming your way, my friend!

61. I feel privileged to have spent one more year of my life with you. Wish you a very Happy Birthday, dear friend!

62. If you looked up the meaning of friend in the dictionary, your picture would appear. Happy Birthday, my friend. May the Lord bless you and keep you!

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63. Our friendship is made of gold and it will never rust, will stay precious until the world turns to dust. Happy Birthday and may your every wish come true!

64. Wishing you an awesome day, With good luck on your way, Stay blessed and happy this day, My dear friend on your birthday today!

65. Hope you live forever because this is what I am planning to do and the sure thing is that I am going to need you.Happy Birthday buddy!

66. Wishing you tons of happiness and joy on your special day.Happy Birthday my mate!

67. May you find pleasure everywhere, and may every moment today make you smile.

68. Hope your day is filled with laughter, giggles, chuckles, guffaws, and chortles.

69. Don’t let any frown, rude word or cloud dampen your day today.

70. On my birthday, I wished and got you! A true friend; hope your wish is just as wonderful.

71. May your deepest and wildest dreams come true today and every day.

72. May each candle, smile and “Happy Birthday” be a sign of good things still to come.

73. No matter what happens, always lean on those dearest to you.

74. Every year with you is another beautiful blessing God gives me.

75. Having you as a friend is my everyday gift; let me be your gift today.

76. May the words of love people say bring a smile for you today.

77. Many happy returns, you’re a jolly good fellow, auld lang syne and all that stuff.

78. May well wishes, fun, gifts, cake, puppies, rainbows and everything nice come to you today.

79. May your day be an unforgettably momentous occasion that people talk about for years.

80. Special friends aren’t easy to find, and I am so blessed to have you as one of mine. I hope you have a spectacular birthday!

81. On your Birthday today, I hope you never stop learning, evolving, changing for the good, growing wise, gathering experience and accumulating life skills. My Birthday wish for you is that you should grow wise, not old. On this note, I wish you a very joyous Birthday!

82. Your Birthday means a lot to me because it is God’s way of showering blessings on me. He knew I would need a companion to sail me through life and so he made you! Have a great Birthday today.

83. Do you know what makes you my best friend? The fact that you give me solace, joy, strength, hope, and courage every time you’re with me. No one can ever replace you in my life. And today, I want to raise a toast to our friendship. Happy Birthday!

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84. Happy Birthday! May you be happy and our enemies know it!

85. Sweet birthday wishes for a friend so true, I hope this day is filled with love, joy and loads of gifts for you! Happy Birthday!

86. The best thing about welcoming each other’s Birthdays as friends is that we grow old together. We have been arms-in arms with where life has brought us until now and what life has to offer for the future. Happy Birthday!

87. May you live life to the very best on your special day today, get drunk, be merry and dance the night away. Because in the morning, you’ll have a whale of a time digesting the fact that you have one less year on Earth! Haha. Happy Birthday.

88. In the journey of your life, may your joys double and your success triple, may your sorrows halve and your failure disappear. Wishing you a stress-free life. Happy Birthday!

89. May every Birthday remind you the number of people who love you and can’t do without you. I’m one of them! Happy Birthday.

90. You need to enjoy and have fun on your Birthday as much as people have enjoyed having you in their lives. Happy Birthday!

91.  If I had the energy of wishing you a Happy Birthday a thousand times in the day today, I would do it. Not because I want to show off how much I can talk, but because I want to show off how much you mean to me. May you have a super fun Birthday and rollicking years ahead.

92. To be a good friend and to have a good friend is one of the greatest joys in life. With a friend like you by my side, I couldn’t ask for anything more. Happy Birthday, buddy.

93. Life is like a plaid cloth. A few blocks may look dark and broad and a few blocks are small and light. But when you see it as a whole, the plaid looks lovely in combination. I hope you too, have a great mix of seasons and occasions in your life. Happy Birthday!

94. Friends are like shadows, they let other people know not to mess with you by constantly being with you! Thanks for being the shadow of my life. Happy Birthday!

95. I’ve accepted you for what you are all these years. I have borne your mistakes; I have tolerated your idiosyncrasies and kept up with all your weird acts. So what do I get as a return gift on your Birthday today? Just kidding. Wishing you a Happy Birthday.

96. You are a mirror of my life. I see myself in your success and failure, hope and rejections, courage and determination. May we always remain mirrors to each other for the rest of our lives. Dear friend, wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

97.  In my life, sorrow has always given way to happiness, the weakness has always given way to strength, hatred has always given way to love and doubt has always given way to confidence. Just because you were always by my side. Have a great Birthday and a fabulous year ahead.

99. If friendship is one of the most important relationships in life then you are the most important person for me. I raise a toast you dear friend and wish you success in whatever you do. Happy Birthday.

99. On your Birthday today, I want to wish you everything BIG? Big money, big success, big home, big heart, big birthday cakes. Have a great Birthday.

100.  I want to be the first person today to give you the warmest, deepest and most genuine wishes ever. Happy Birthday dear friend!

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Friends

100. “You’re not thirty; you’re eighteen with twelve years of experience.”

101. Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.

102. Another year older, none the wiser.

103. Another year, another new place that aches.

104. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. So, enjoy the trip. – Author Unknown

105. “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope

106. “You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.” – Author Unknown

107. “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” – Author Unknown

108. In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? The fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement, to remember where the car keys were last! All the best!

109. Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?

110. It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

111. Ageing seems to be the only available way to live a long life said, Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.

112. A few years ago you were young and smart, but know you are becoming an old fart…Happy birthday!

113. Forget the fact that you are aging, and let us start celebrating!Happy birthday!

114. On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

115. It’s not your birthday everyone is celebrating today — it’s just another excuse to “friend” you and wish you “happy birthday” on Facebook.

116. The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassle.

117. It is older but not better! Happy Birthday!

118. In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? The fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement, to remember where the car keys were last! All the best!

119. It must have been Napoleon in command since you were separated from your mother.

120.”If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent.” – Nicole Beale

121. “Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.” – Helen Hayes

122.”A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.” – Erma Bombeck

123. “All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” – George Harrison

124. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

125. Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!

126. Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

127. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

128. Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe!

129. Here’s hoping that you had fun reading these funny birthday messages for friends. Your company and a well written funny happy birthday message for a friend is sure to make your friend’s birthday even more enjoyable!

130. “May this birthday not be your last!”

131. “Another year, another new place that aches.”

132. “You’ve survived another year. Although you’re older, it’s better than the alternative.” Congratulations!

133. “On Your birthday, I would like to give you some pearls of wisdom…Smile while u still have your teeth intact.”

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134. “Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.”

135. It must have been Napoleon in command since you were separated from your mother.

136. It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Can you remember?!

137. It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

138. It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

139.  “If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.” – Jim Eason

140. “Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.” – Chili Davis

141.  “Don’t worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it, don’t worry about the present, I have not got one for you!”

142. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

143. Can you snuff all these candles or should I call the fire department?

144. Today you should see your own reflection in the mirror and assure yourself that you’ve got to empty your pockets and throw a big party today. Happy Birthday!

145. If I live to see your grandchildren, I’m going to tell them all the Birthday pranks we played on you every year. Get ready for your Birthday prank today as well. Happy Birthday! We’re coming for you!

146. Best friends are like thighs they are always sticking together.

147.  Wishing you to have the best birthday anyone could expect to have at your age. Happy birthday, bro!

148. Wishing you a birthday as fun as your original birthday, minus the terrifying, slimy birth experience

149. I heard that the grim reaper has marked another hatch mark next to your name. Have a great birthday!

150. I have a joke for your birthday: It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. Happy funny birthday my friend!

A best friend deserves nothing less than a loving Happy Birthday message that . close friends just as we are right now, even when we are frail, fragile and old.

150 Ways to Say Happy Birthday Best Friend

funny birthday wishes for old friends

There are very few people in our life which matter the most. Friends are always consider to be more valuable then anyone else. A true friend will even die for you, therefore it is said that if you are lucky enough then only you’ll find a true best friend. We care for each other, we grow old together, we fight with each other but love each other the most. On their birthdays we make them happy, sing for them and dance for them. A genuine happy birthday wishes for friend right from the heart will make theirs day. No matter if your best friend is male of female we have a perfect wish for everyone.

When it comes to their birthdays we do lot of things to make their day special. We usually surprise them, wish them right at 00:00 or even throw them a birthday bash. There are sometimes that we are not able to find the right words to explain our relationships with them. So why not make them smile with these happy birthday wishes for friend.

Wonderful Happy Birthday Wishes For Your Friend

We have a lot of greetings, wishes and quotes that you can write in the birthday cards or send them via socials. A wish right from the heart can rejoice your best friend and make them smile right away. We have compiled a decent collection that you can share them right now. We hope that on this special day you and your friend enjoy together and be happy & blessed always. This collection will contain the following happy birthday wishes for friend :

  • Happy Birthday Wishes For Friend
  • Funny Birthday Wishes
  • Wishes For Best Female Friend

Happy Birthday Wishes For Friend

It is the duty of a true friend to make you remember, “Old is gold, my friend!”

Many friends come and go but only a true friend leaves his footprints in our hearts. Happy birthday to my best true friend!

On this day, the most beautiful mind was born. She is my best friend and I am proud of her.

I know the value of an old friend is not measurable. I know the help and companionship which I got from you is priceless. Happy birthday, my dearest friend!

Today it is time to tell you that I have forgotten when you became family to me. Happy birthday, my dearest friend!

A friend is always valuable but a best friend’s value cannot be counted. So, I cannot tell you how valuable you are to me. Enjoy the day today!

A friend is one with whom I share happiness, but a best friend is one with whom I can share grief, too. Happy birthday to my best friend!

Happy birthday, dear friend! I hope all the happiness of your dreams will be yours soon.

May all the things that you are dreaming of come true; may all your wishes be fulfilled. Happy birthday to my best friend!

I am going to spend one more year with my friend. May God bless you on your birthday for the fulfillment of all your dreams and wishes!

Happy birthday to my best friend with whom I have spent my best years. Here’s to many more years to come!

May these birthday candles become a beacon of true success in your life.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes For Friend

A big Thanks to your Birthday, your birthday cake candles are giving us so much warmth to counter this chilling cold. Thanks again and happy Birthday!

With another Birthday, there comes another reason to curse the creator of this first modern mirror. Happy Birthday dude!

You hate your birthday because you are getting older and peoples are gifting you scary cards with spooky messages and you are getting older. Happy Bday funny wishes are only for you my friend.

The government will also go to declare your birthday an important day because you become a citizen on that day.

Thanks Brother for being my brother. You are the one who makes all family photos look better with you there.

Birthday’s make us realize that this journey of life is like time travel movie in a slow motion. But I always want to be the first to come at the end of the film. Happy Birthday dear!

Happy Birthday to my old friend. May god bless you with a brand new disease and I come to take care of you!

I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go. Happy Birthday Brooo…

Why people like you get depressed on birthday for becoming old. If you think on it, you are getting old on left 364 days of a year.

Happy Birthday to my sweet brother. I hope you get one more disease of love and relationship. May virus of fun enter to your life? Happy Fun and humor on Birthday. This hilarious Bday wishes is only for you.

Bonus Happy Birthday Wishes For Friend Female

Quickly blow all the candle before the room catches fire. This huge amount of candle on the cake makes the room hotter. Happy Birthday hottie!!

I made a special cake for your Birthday. But, I cannot place Candles on it. If I place, I have to call Fire department immediately to extinguish this huge firehouse.

I good to stay young, but with every birthday you are getting older. Don’t worry, just chill. Make your Birthday special.

This SMS is free from extra fat, cholesterol, and additives. It is totally organic, but it is full of sugar. This SMS is as sweet as the person reading it. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!

At an age of 40, it’s an achievement to remember where the keys are! Whether it is in Bathroom? In Toilet? In kitchen? All the best for future! Happy Birthday to you!!

Did you remember that happy, funny, colorful day of young age? It always feels awesome when you can recall those memories.

Wish you a happy Birthday. I brought a surprising gift for you this year… “A Cane”.

On your Birthday I have a special wish. Smile while all your teeth are present! Congratulations!

You get an awesome feeling when your loved one wishes you the way you want on your Bday. Happy A hilarious Birthday.

I got something special for you, which both of us love. Wooo! I ate it all on the way.

So, in conclusion these wishes will make a huge difference and make them smile but don’t forget to make some changes in these wishes and quotes according to the person your friend is to make more sense and to bring some extra layer of humour. Also add those private moments that occurred between you both to make these wishes more funny and meaningful. We hope that you enjoyed these happy birthday wishes for friend, please feel free to share them with your friends or anyone you like. Don’t forget to check out more wishes in different categories on our website.

Also check our Happy Birthday Images here and choose your ideal birthday image if you can’t find the right words to express your feelings. We have all the images for friend, him, her etc.

Please feel free to share us your valuable feedback or suggestion with us. We will be glad to hear.

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