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February 08, 2019 1st Anniversary Wishes 1 comment

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Birthdays are the special days which a person wants to celebrate with his friends and family. As this day comes just once in a year, the significance of this day automatically increases. It is really important to find the best birthday wish for your loved ones. Many a time, when we think of expressing our feelings while writing a birthday wish, our mind goes blank and we are unable to fetch the most suitable words.

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Don't stress out over what to write in a birthday card. Make the next birthday you celebrate a special one and personalize your birthday wishes with a handpicked happy birthday quote. Whether you're looking for a greeting to make someone roll over laughing or a heart-warming tearjerker, these birthday quotes are a great place to start. A genuine birthday wish will surely make anyone's day. This year, say "Happy Birthday!" with a few words that no one will forget.

The following birthday quotes will make for the nicest addition to your birthday cards for family and friends

Birthdays are a new start; fresh beginnings, a time to start new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with fresh confidence and courage. You are a special person, may you have an amazing today and year. Happy birthday dear friend.

This is my earnest prayer for you dear son. May the love of God be with you all day through with his endless, boundless grace. May he richly bless your life with much happiness and success. Happy birth day dear son. I am proud of you.

My Birthday wish for you is that you continue to love life and never stop dreaming. May beauty and happiness surround you not only on your special day but always. Words alone are not enough to express how happy I am you are celebrating another year of your life. Happy birthday dear.

Because, today is a special day simply sending birthday wishes, wouldn't do. So, I'm sending you a day when all your dreams come true and, a year that means the most to you. Happy birthday to the sweetest niece.

May you achieve success beyond its bounds. May this year God shower you with all his blessings and love. Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread always and make this year be your best ever. Enjoy your day. Happy birthday friend.

Dear mother. I am thinking about you wherever I go, that is why I want you to know that nobody lifts me up like you do. I love you. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday, my dearest mother. You taught me how to be courageous and compassionate; you always loved me unconditionally even when my mood was transitional. From all my heart, let me tell you that I love you more than life.

My mom is the sweetest woman in the world, you are beautiful and that's true. I thank God every day for you; I will be nothing without you. Happy Birthday, my dear, I love you.

Sister, you have a big and loving heart. You deserve all the best in this world. I wish you plenty of love, happiness, good health, laughter, joy and wonders. Happy Birthday.

Dear didi, you've managed to turn this black and white world into a fairy tale for me. Thank you for filling my life with bright colours. Your support is always what I need. Happy Birthday.

Without you my life is hollow, you are not only my brother, you're my soul mate. I wish you all the best on this special day. Happy Birthday bhai. Your footsteps are the only footsteps, I want to follow.

Dear aunt, you've managed to become a special person for me. Even my mother and grandma can't substitute you in my heart. Thank you for teaching me so many things in this life. Happy Birthday.

You make me smile every time I call you, you make me cry and sob when we chat because you are my closest friend and I will always be yours. Happy Birthday.

"Nice to meet you" are the words that are never enough for everyone who knows you to express their respect to you. I love you more than these words can reflect my feelings. Just be happy.

Wish you a God health, wealth, and wisdom. I know that one day you will become a super successful person and I am really excited that I am honoured to be your brother. Let all the blessings come into your life. Happy Birthday little Sister.

Every day with you is another gift. My love for you is endless and unconditional. Have the brightest Birthday hubby the great.

Some people are kind, some are handsome, some are sincere, and some are smart. You are all of them in one, hubby. May your dreams come true. Happy 30th Birthday.

It will take a life just to know you who you really are, but it takes just a moment to see how beautiful your heart is. Thank you for these entire years dear husband. I love spending life with you. Happy Birthday.

My love for you is endless, I am so happy to be able to watch how you become older. Happy 1st birthday to my handsome prince.

You can't understand what other people are telling you, but for sure you can feel kind and good vibrations. Happy 1st birthday, baby.

I wish that your birthday is filled with the happiness of smiles, sunshine's warmth, the feeling of love and the joyous sounds of merriment. I hope you have a wonderful day and a fabulous year which is filled with many wonderful surprises and much love. I wish this birthday gives you lasting memories that you will cherish throughout your life. Wishing you a happy 16th birthday my dear niece.

The birds are singing and the sun is shining. Wishing you a day filled with love, good times, loads of presents and a calorie-bomb birthday cake. It's a special day for the special you, a special person who brings lot of happiness to the world. Here's wishing a very happy Birthday to you, my dear friend and also a wonderful person.

Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I'm so glad you came into my life. On your birthday, here's wishing you a day filled with good times, love, loads of presents and a yummy birthday cake. I wish that you enjoy the best of everything in life. Happy birthday my dear best friend.

Happy birthday…To a mother who never tires, to a mother whose love never expires.To my mother who is always so caring, to her whose warmth is never-ending;To the mother who lives for her family, to the one who always keeps us happy;Happy birthday to my mother whose hugs are the best and never ending . Wish you a fun filled birthday mummy.

There is nothing that I could write to amount to how much I love and appreciate you, Dad. Here's wishing a very happy birthday to the man who isn't just my father, but my best friend. I don't know what I would do and what I would have been without your support. Happy Birthday to you my daddy strongest.

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Choosing a birthday card is just half the battle; now you have to think of something funny to write inside. We’ve scoured the internet, searched our own cards and trawled thousands of ideas to bring you a list of the 69 funniest things you can say inside your card. From the rude and offensive to the cheeky and light-hearted messages, simply choose your favourite and pass it off as your own. You’re welcome!

General Funny Birthday Wishes

1. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
2. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
3. Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
4. May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
5. On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
6. You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
7. Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
8. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!
9. Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!
10. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
11. Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night 😉
12. Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?
13. Congratulations on getting slightly older!
14. Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

Old Age Jokes

1. Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me 
2. Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!
3. Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…
4. If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.
5. Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been!
6. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!
7. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!
8. Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!
9. As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
10. Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.
11. We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public.
12. Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!
13. I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.
14. Just remember the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you’ll get! Now who’s laughing?
15. Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!
16. Remember that age is just a number… just a really, REALLY high one in your case!
17. I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED.

Rude Birthday Messages

1. Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else’s bed…
2. I hope you have a happy annual celebration of escaping from your mum’s uterus. I wish that you may never again have to return to your dark underwater prison.
3. Birthdays are like bogeys. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
4. I hope your birthday is better than walking through a fart with your mouth open.
5. Since it’s your birthday, I’ll let you leave the lights on.
6. May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.
7. I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world, naked and screaming!
8. Some say that age is just a number. I say that’s bullsh**. I mean, you’re getting really old. Happy birthday anyway.
9. Happy birthday… congratulations on now being of the age where understand the horror of waking yourself up with your own fart!
10. You might be old, but you’re still a d***.
11. Older and wiser… but still a bit of a pr***.
12. I didn’t know where to start on your birthday present so I thought I’d trawl the internet. After a couple of hours I found some really good stuff. But then I remembered I was supposed to be finding you a birthday present and it was too late. Sorry!
13. Have a mucking farvellous birthday!
14. Some things are better with age. Too bad you aren’t one of them.

Sarcastic Birthday Messages

1. You’re the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday.
2. I couldn’t think of a message that would make you laugh for your birthday card… you’re too boring…
3. I hope your birthday is better than the card I sent you…
4. Seriously, I don’t know how many more of your birthdays I can handle.
5. Another year older… and you still can’t grow a beard.
6. If I made fun of how many years old you are, it would be beyond funny.
7. Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year.
8. Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity; you are truly an inspiration.
9. Happy birthday! Here is a piece of card to show you how little I care…
10. What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. At least have fun doing it!
11. Life was meant to be celebrated more often than just one day a year. Man, you’re missing opportunities the other 364 days!
12. I decided to keep having birthdays because it beats the alternative… Death.

Belated Birthday Wishes

1. I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that’s who. Happy belated birthday!
2. I’m sorry my birthday wishes are belated—I honestly didn’t think you’d live this long. Happy birthday!
3. Sorry I wasn’t there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!
4. It’s not your fault, buddy. No one can help the fact that you’re growing old, and that I totally forgot… Happy belated birthday!
5. You’re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – but don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because I’m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!
6. It wasn’t my fault… Facebook forgot to remind me about your birthday!
7. It’s so tough to believe that you are getting older, that I decided to wish you happy birthday late this year.
8. Sorry I missed your birthday… hopefully you’ll have another one next year…

Funny Birthday Quotes

1. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.
2. Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.
3. Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.
4. There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.
5. Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.
6. The old pessimist focuses on his growing number. The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings.
7. Getting older is just part of life… and the other parts are even worse.
8. The older you get, the more disoriented your hair gets. Once it leaves your head, it seems to get lost.

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50 Funny Birthday Quotes

Share these funny birthday quotes with the person celebrating their special day, may they bring a smile to their face! We offer funny birthday quotes about aging, ones that are famous and ones that are inspirational but funny.

A smile, some laughter may even help them live longer. No matter what the age, a birthday is a day to be recognized and celebrated.

You can use these funny birthday quotes in cards, in an email or in a text message. Let the person know you are thinking of them and make them smile!


    Famous Funny Birthday Quotes

  1. I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. Francis Bacon
    Age




  2. You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
    Birthday



  3. After 30, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler
    Random



  4. Live your life and forget your age. Norman Vincent Peale
    Live Life



  5. Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. Richard Bach
    Famous Quotes about Life




  6. We don't grow old. When we cease to grow, we become old. Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Growth



  7. Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash
    Cute Quotes



  8. The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. Doris Day
    Growing Up



  9. Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. Golda Meir
    Happy Birthday Cuz



  10. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen
    Humor




  11. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz
    Motivational



  12. Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Will Rogers
    Truth



  13. Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it! Nicky Gumbel
    Quotes to Live By



  14. We must both, I'm afraid, recognise that, as we grow older, we become like old cars - more and more repairs and replacements are necessary. C. S. Lewis
    Funny



  15. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
    Honesty



  16. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain
    Wise



  17. Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes


  18. It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle. Author Unknown
    Smile



  19. This birthday when someone refers to your many years, you can just tell them you are now a classic, and classics are priceless. Catherine Pulsifer
    Inspirational Quotes



  20. Don't regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it. Catherine Pulsifer
    Regret



  21. Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine! Kate Summers
    Memory



  22. Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. C.E.M. Joad
    Words of Encouragement




  23. Don't just count your years, make your years count. George Meredith
    Famous



  24. The good thing about getting older is if you don't want to do something you can say, I'm too old to do that! Kate Summers
    Good



  25. You're not as young as you used to be. But you're not as old as you're going to be. Irish Saying
    Funny Proverbs



  26. As you get older, though, you realize there are fire extinguishers. You do have an ability to control the flames. Chaka Khan
    Words of Encouragement for Women




  27. You're in mint condition for a vintage model. Happy Birthday Catherine Pulsifer
    Encouraging



  28. It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
    Sad Quotes about Life



  29. Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. Jarod Kintz
    Make A Difference



  30. It's better to be over the hill than under it. Saying
    Mountain



  31. Funny Birthday Quotes about Aging


  32. Age may wrinkle the face, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Danish Proverb
    Enthusiasm



  33. Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age. Byron Pulsifer
    Quote of The Day



  34. When we are old all our pleasures are behind us but when we are young all our troubles are before us. Irish Saying
    Trouble



  35. Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. Kin Hubbard
    Cool




  36. At least you're not as old as you will be next year. Author Unknown

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Men age like wine, women age like cheese, May you always have someone by your side, To have fun and tease! Happy Birthday!
I was thinking of you yesterday, but I couldn’t remember what for. Now I do!
Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder!
To enjoy life, Remember to pay your EMIs as regularly As you forget your wife's shopping sprees! Happy Birthday!
I was so engrossed searching for a perfect way to wish you a happy birthday, that I totally lost track of time... Belated Happy Birthday!
Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously, so let us celebrate it like crazy! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
If you are on a diet on your birthday and you can't eat cake, Grab a piece in each hand, a balanced diet it will make! Happy Birthday!
Two tips on your birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can't change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one.
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. Have a cakelicious birthday!
Me and you is friends, You smile, I smile... You hurt, I hurt... You cry, I cry... You give party, I celebrate:D Happy Birthday!
You're not getting older, just more distinguished. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays!
Today..keep calm and be CRAZY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
This card carries a positive vibe of forgiveness. I forgive you for looking younger than me! Happy Birthday Gorgeous!
At this age, you feel on top of the world! Happy Birthday to someone who does not get carried away ......... easily!!
Have a fantastic day filled with everything you love most...except me!
We hope this birthday brings a lot of joy and cheer in your life...without increasing your weight! Happy Birthday!
Hope your birthday's full of love, laughter and ...a little bit too much cake!
A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age, Lets celebrate at the new hangout down the road, And create history on your Facebook page!
May you live long enough to be baffled by the technology people use to wish you happy birthday.

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