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120 Unique Happy Birthday Wishes, Messages & Quotes to Supercharge your We have put together some inspiration to make your happy birthday wish put.

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Birthdays are always special, especially when it’s your significant other’s. You plan a surprise, want to make him feel special, and thank him for being a part of your life.

If your husband’s birthday is round the corner, and you want to make him extraordinarily special, here are some lovely birthday wishes for husband from MomJunction. You may use them as they are or modify to suit you.

Birthday Wishes For Husband

On normal days, you might be too busy to tell your husband how much you care for him. But on his birthday you don’t want to miss the chance to express your heartfelt feelings for him.

Here are some messages to wish your husband:

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2. “Dear husband, words to describe you: Wonderful, amazing, unique, incomparable, handsome, strong, incredible. I could go on forever. Wishing you a blessed birthday.”

3. “Happy birthday to the most awesome, wonderful, outrageously funny, courageous, handsome and great hubby you are… Have an awesome birthday!”

4. “Whenever I’m having a bad day, I know that I can count on your love and affection to cheer me up. You make me feel special every day. Today, I want to take the opportunity to make you feel extra special.”

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6. “Happy birthday to the most kind-hearted and thoughtful husband alive. Loving you is always easy.”

7. “You have shown me what it means to have the perfect marriage. Happy birthday to the best, most understanding and loving husband on earth!”

8. “Life is so precious and should be treasured. I treasure every moment with you and I’m so grateful for another year to spend with you. Wishing you a happy birthday.”

9. “The sun won’t shine if I am not with you. The days are long when you’re not close to me. I am hopeless and scared when I don’t feel your touch. You are the husband I will always love. Today darling, you deserve the best birthday ever! Love you to the moon and back.”

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11. “Through the good and bad times, you continue to be by my side. I couldn’t have asked for a better husband. Happy birthday honey and thank you for all that you do.”

12. “I am so appreciative for all of the blessings in my life. I have friends, family, health, etc., but the one blessing I am forever grateful for is knowing and loving you. You are a perfect gift from God. Happy birthday, sweetheart!”

13. “Never in a million years did I think I would be this happy to have the perfect man standing behind me, supporting me with my silly ways and making me laugh all the time. I enjoy every moment we share together. Love you and Happy birthday!”

14. “You are the husband every woman wants. You are the father every kid will love. You are the friend no one else can have. You are all that I have. Thank you for everything my love. Have the happiest birthday ever!”

[ Read: Ideas To Give Birthday Surprise For Husband ]

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16. “I know you work hard and you’re always finding new ways to make things work for your family. That’s why you are the best! Happy birthday to my best friend, my husband.”

17. “No matter the age you are, nor if a white blanket covers your head, you will always be the man who wanted to share my life. You have a beautiful day, love!”

18. “Happy birthday from the most incredible, loving, beautiful wife on the face of the planet! I love you to the moon and back!”

19. “I don’t know how to put this but… you’re kinda a big deal today. It’s your birthday…and we shall celebrate by giving us both the gift of being extraordinarily hungover tomorrow! Happy birthday, husband!”

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21. “Words are not enough, you need to look at my eyes and I believe that you’ll get your answer that how much I love you. Wishing you a wonderful celebration.”

22. “Wishing the smartest, best looking and inspiring person in this world a very happy bday.”

23. “Thank God for giving me the most handsome, loving, and smart husband in this world. Happy birthday!”

24. “Everything in my life starts with you, everything in life ends on your name; know that you will always be special in my eyes my dear. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”

[ Read: Birthday Wishes For Wife ]

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26. “My husband, happy birthday! You are the one source of my happiness that I won’t let go.”

27. “Your presence in my life has made it colorful and given it a new dimension. Wishing you a happy birthday.”

28. “It’s your birthday and I think it’s the perfect day to reveal one truth that you are the most amazing person in my life. My wishes are always with you. Best birthday!”

29. “Aspiration, admiration and inspiration. These are not just motivational words, but the feelings that you, my dear husband, invoke in my heart every day. Wonderful bday my love!”

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[ Read:  How To Impress Your Husband ]

Romantic Birthday Wishes For Husband

Your husband might be receiving birthday wishes from all, but he can get romantic wishes from you alone. So, go all out with them.

31. “To the handsomest man on earth, you are aging like wine. The older you get and the greyer your hair is, the hotter you are. Happy birthday. Just keep aging with me.”

32. “I can’t count how many times in a day I think of you. You’re always on my mind and in my heart. For your birthday, I want to make it known that I love you more than life itself.”

33. “For your special day, I can’t help but remember my most special day, the day I said “I do”. The day that I became the happiest woman in the world, happy birthday honey!”

34. “You took my breath away when we first met, and today you still leave me breathless every day! Happy birthday to a wonderful husband!”

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36. “Growing old with you takes the sting out of old age. Enjoy your birthday.”

37. “This is the day I can show you how much you really mean to me. Thank you for being my partner in crime for all this time! Happy birthday!”

38. “Take love, multiply it by infinity, and take it to the depths of forever…and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you. I love you and I hope you have a deliriously happy birthday.”

39. “I was so lost before you walked into my life. You will always be the light that shows me the way and leads me to the end of the tunnel. Thank you for always being the best husband in the world!”

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41. “You do not know every night I thanked heaven for having allowed me to marry the kind and loving man I ever met. Happy birthday my husband!”

42. “Beloved husband, I tell you, even though you already have some silver hair, are still the most handsome man for me.”

43. “You have been the best thing that could have happened to me, giving me so much laughter, so much joy, and so much love. So, on your birthday, I would just like to say thanks and remind you of how very very much I love you.”

44. “You are and you will always be the prince of my life. I’m so glad that I’m married to you. Thank you so very much for loving me the way you do. You complete me! Happy birthday dear!”

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46. “The smile on my face becomes larger when I look at the ring. It reminds me how much you love me. You’ll always remain in the deepest core my heart. Wishing you a wonderful birthday.”

47. “We share our sorrows, we share our happiness. Sometimes I find you as my best friend, as my perfect guide. All this simply tells me that you are better. I wish that you also get the best of everything in your life. Happy birthday!”

48. “On this special day, I make a promise that we will grow old together gracefully and watch the sunset of our lives with our hands held, eyes locked and lips sealed. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”

49. “Together we are inseparable. Together we are a team. Together we are just as hot as can be. I love you my sexy husband, happy birthday!”

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51. “I’m so blessed that I’m married to the best friend of mine. You have made my life complete and without you no one has this ability to do so. Best birthday, my love!”

52. “My hubby, you may be rough from the outside but you’re gentle from the inside and this is why I love you so much, best birthday!”

53. “I cannot even imagine how it would feel to live without you, best bday my husband!”

54. “Happy birthday to the man I fell in love with years ago. I still love you more and more as each year passes. Happy birthday!”

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56. “You are the best thing that ever happened to me hubby, may we always be together.”

57. “There’s no pill in the world that will guarantee a hundred percent pain-free marriage. But getting married to you is the most beautiful thing that I have ever done in my life. I love you, best birthday!”

58. “I shall give you an extra hug today on your birthday and tell you how much I care for you.”

59. “You’ve given me everything I’ve always asked for – lots of love, the best house, the best clothes, the best set of kids, the best holidays and the best life. Today it’s my turn to ask you: Tell me something that I can give you today because it’s your happy birthday!”

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61. “With each year, I’ll love you more. Remember that your best years are still ahead of you and I’ll be there for every up, down and in between. Happy birthday dear!”

62. “I can conquer the whole world with one hand tied behind my back, as long as the other is holding yours.”

63. “Today is the perfect day to tell you how much brighter you make this world. I’m so lucky to have met you and I cherish every day with you, especially this one! Happy birthday!”

64. “It may be your birthday, but I’m the lucky one here. I got to spend another whole year with you, and hopefully many more to come. Happy birthday my love.”

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[ Read: Ways To Love Your Husband ]

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband

Humor is an element that makes the difficult times easy and fun. Give your birthday wishes a tinge of humor this time.

66. “You irritate me, you frustrate me, you make me go mad. And that’s how I want it to be throughout my life. Happy birthday, sweetheart.”

67. “Happy birthday, husband. You may be getting older but look on the bright side. You have a beautiful and wonderful wife to keep you company on the ride to old age.”

68. “Happy birthday to you, hubby! You are the smartest man alive and I am the craziest woman alive. You were smart enough to ask for my hand in marriage and I was crazy enough to say, “Yes”.”

69. “Dear husband. You are getting a bit too old to party hard like we used to on your birthday. But I’m not so I’ll have twice as much fun in remembrance of you. Happy birthday!”

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71. “Happy birthday! I love you more than as much as I love chocolate and wine!”

72. “The kids have been counting the grey hair in your beard, but I’m counting the lovely birthdays we spent together. One more happy birthday, darling.”

73. “Happy birthday to my best friend, soulmate, entertainer, counselor, partner-in-crime, getaway driver, better half… also known as my dear husband. I love you and I hope your birthday exceeds all expectations you’ve pretended not to have.”

74. “Husband, I love you like I love my wine. Sweet smelling, older…and aged in oak barrels. Happy birthday.”

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76. “I am the best thing that ever happened to you. Happy birthday husband!”

77. “I love having someone in my life that makes me laugh until I pee, cry until I’m dripping snot, get mad until you make me laugh AND cry! I love you and I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are, my husband.”

78. “If I had a magic wand I would conjure up a birthday cake 20 feet high, with beer flavored frosting and filled with Doritos. I would give you lifetime VIP seats to every Super Bowl Game for the rest of your life. I would also wish you an even better year than last year.

79. “Happy birthday, peanut butter. I am nuts about you.”

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81. “Cake-check, candles-check, party caps-check, the birthday person-CHECK! Yay, you’re here! Happy birthday.”

82. “Remember the golden rule! Treat your spouse like a queen on your birthday—because it’s the golden rule and because your wife is awesome! Happy birthday, husband!”

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[ Read: Role Of A Husband ]

Birthday Wishes For Husband For Facebook

Want to surprise your husband by posting a lovely status on Facebook for his birthday? Then, go ahead with any of the following wonderful messages. Let the world know about it.

83. “It’s your birthday? Surely you’ve got to be kidding. I thought all those Facebook notifications reminding me of your birthday were just annoying reminders of the day you were born.”

84. “When I was a little girl I would always pretend to be a bride. It was such a wonderful dream…but the reality is infinitely better than anything I could’ve dreamed of…you’re incredible and I hope your birthday is wonderful. Happy birthday, my love.”

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86. “You are so essential to me that I cannot imagine my world without you. Happy birthday to my amazing husband!”

87. “Your presence in my life has made it colorful and given it a new dimension. Without you it wouldn’t have been the same. All these years we spent were amazing. Happy birthday to my lovely husband.”

88. “Maybe our lives on the earth move faster than we can imagine. But to me, every moment looks same pleasing to me because I’ve got a dashing and loving husband like you. Happy birthday!”

89. “My dear hubby, your love is a potent potion that encourages and inspires. I know our future holds many brilliant adventures and smiles. Darling, you are so special to me, and you are my everything. Happy birthday to my husband and the wonderful father of my children!”

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91. “Sweetheart, you are my mirror in which I can find my good and bad, my present and future, my ups and down. Be my by side always. Happy birthday to my darling husband!”

92. “Gold, silver, platinum or diamonds are not enough to express your worth baby, because to me you’re simply, PRICELESS! Happy birthday. Wish you a long and satisfying life.”

93. “For the handsomest, smartest, hunkiest, and best-est husband in the world, no gift could ever compare to a prayer I made of thankfulness and happiness I made to God today. Wishing you a very happy birthday sweetheart.”

94. “Happy birthday to the best husband in the world. I feel so blessed to have found true love in your arms. I feel so proud to call you my husband. May you be blessed with all that you have ever dreamt of.”

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96. “I’m so lucky to be blessed with a man like you in my life. Work may let me down, but I know that when I come home, you are always there to pull me up. Thank you for being such a sweetheart. I will always love you. Happy birthday!”

97. “Your passion and your love for me are all that I want to see. Wish to stay in your arms forever coz you are world’s best hubby. Baby I love you more than me. My love is till the eternity. Wish you a very happy birthday!”

98. “You’re tough and strong on the outside, and that’s why I find you irresistible. Yet you’re so sweet and gentle on the inside, which is why I love you. You’re perfect, so have a perfect birthday, husband!”

99. “A husband so sweet, you’re the icing on the cake that is my life. Thank you for being such a sweetheart! Happy birthday!”

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101. “If someone were to ask me the secret to having a perfect marriage, I’d tell them the only secret is finding a man just like you. You’re perfect in every way, and I love everything about you. Happy birthday sweetheart.”

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We hope you use our messages to send them to your husband on his lovely birthday and make him feel special. Have any more to add to our list? Do share them in the comments section below.

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31 Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for a Coworker that are Short and Sweet

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A Brother is like our best friend who always takes care of us, and we can share everything with him. An elder brother always inspires and motivates us. He is always there to teach you and make you learn from your mistakes. Whereas, younger brother always makes you laugh. He acts like a kid or a baby in your family. It’s time to show them your gratitude and make their birthday memorable by sending them birthday wishes and greetings as your thoughts. You can make him happy by sending him a birthday SMS. So, here are some birthday wishes for your younger and elder brother as well which can make the day better.

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Birthday Wishes for Brother:

Here are some birthday wishes for a brother from a sister which can make any brother feel special on his birthday. There are few funny b.day msgs and wishes too. So, you can use these funny birthday wishes for the younger brother to make him laugh and this can change his day. So, let’s see some happy birthday msgs:

  1. You are my Bro, you are my everything … Happy Birthday brother!

  2. May every day of ur life be blessed with rays of hope, luv, and sunshine.

  3. My pen was always urs and so were my pants, Happy Birthday to you brother.

  4. You r such a great role model for every brother in the world because you are so loving, caring, protective, and supportive. I wish u, the best brother in the universe, a very happy birthday !!

  5. U are my brother, my frnd and the best person in my life! Happy Birthday, I love u!                                 

  6. You are the best human, who has been created by our mom and dad. You’re the best, happy birthday!

  7. Life offers us so many blessings nd a brother is one of them. Happy birthday!

  8. Wishing my brother a very happy birthday, it is a special day not just for you but for both of us. Enjoy the day.

  9. Though even the sun will 1 day run out of fuel, my love for you shall last forever. Happy Birthday, dear brother.

  10. Enjoy ur birthday big bro! May u have a wonderful day. You deserve it anyway.

  11. Happy Birthday to my big brother who defines magnanimity and generosity.

  12. May ur coming year surprise you with the happiness of smiles, the feeling of luv and so on. I hope u will find plenty of sweet memories to cherish forever. Happy birthday little brother.

  13. You might have covered long distances to become who u are, but you’re never out of ideas for new trips. Happy Birthday, bro!

  14. Happy Birthday, dear brother! Your footsteps r the only footsteps, I want to follow.

  15. A brother is somone who is sweet and supportive, kind and loving, cheerful and inspiring. A friend and my all-time laughter. Happy birthday bro!!

  16. Protecting the little sister from worries and strangers are his duties. He will act like he does not care but he always do nd always will. Happy birthday, brother.

  17. Go ahead & celebrate ur birthday. I am sure that the response will be overwhelming!

  18. On this special day, I pray that God blesses you with every good thing, with love, with luck, and with joy.

  19. May the Almighty God bless you on your big day today and on all the days of your precious life. Thank u for being such a wonderful brother to me for all my life.

  20. Thank you for that watch which you never asked back, and while I am at it – Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother:

You may be waiting for a special day to show your affection and love for your older brother and that special day can be his birthday. So, you can choose these funny messages to make him laugh. These birthday sayings or lines will help you to show him your thoughts and feelings. It will also increase your love for each other. So, send these lovely blessings on his b.day:

  1. Happy birthday my small brother. You are not only the most wonderful brother in the world, but also the best friend of mine.

  2. May God bless you with gift of joy, luck and wealth on this birthday of yours and may you be the happiest! Happy birthday brother!

  3. As u get ready to face yet another birthday, remember that this is our time to party! Can’t wait to get out tonight and celebrate!

  4. Happy birthday to you bro. You are the most optimistic person that I know, do not ever change.

  5. Frnds are rare and brothers are common, but a brother that is a friend is a treasure. Happy Birthday.                                                                                                                                                                      

  6. Happy Birthday to the loving brother that has caused mayhem since he was born.

  7. You are nt just my brother, but you are my inspiration, my idol and someone I trust blindly. Be blessed my brother. Happy birthday!

  8. I feel that u are getting further away from me but I trust you, wonderful bday to you brother.

  9. Happy birthday to the only brother in the universe who isn’t a mean son of a (the other kind of witch)!

  10. Have an incredible birthday. Remember that brothers only get older (not better) with age.

  11. Little Brother, I remember all the times we played and fought, then play and fought some more. I love you always for making my life so interesting.

  12. Thanks for being my brother. I luk so much better in all those family photos with u there. Happy Birthday.

  13. I pray to the almighty God to always give you the best in life beginning from this special day of ur life; I jst want to say happy birthday!

  14. Although I was given no choice in the matter, I have always wanted you as my brother. Happy Birthday.

  15. To the best man in the wrld, my brother. Wishing u a happy birthday.

  16. To my cute and lovely little brother, here comes the most special wishes from the most lucky sister. I know u are growing one year older on this special day, but u will always be the stupid little brother for me. Have a great and wonderful birthday

  17. I hope ur special day will bring you lots of happiness, love, and fun. You deserve them a lot. Enjoy!

  18. You are always there for me. You are a good friend. You are a good brother. Thank u for everything. Happy birthday brother!

  19. Thanks for being the soundtrack on my reality show. Happy Birthday.

  20. Have a magical birthday, brother!.

Birthday Wishes for Brother in Hindi:

Saying Happy Birthday to my Brother in Hindi will be a better option if you want to give a personal touch to your wish with heart-touching emotion. If you are living in India where people speak Hindi more than English, then you should definitely send your brother wishes in Hindi only, and to make your task easy, we have some best wishes here in Hindi. Let’s have a look:

  1. रिश्ता हम भाई बहन का,
    कभी मीठा कभी खट्टा,
    कभी रूठना कभी मनना,
    आज हैं जन्मदिन भाई तुम्हारा,
    तो लाना बड़ा सा केक,
    एक साथ मनायेगे खुशियों का दिन ये हमारा….

  2. हो पूरी दिल की हर ख्वाहिश तुम्हारी,
    और मिले खुशियों का जहान तुम्हे,
    अगर आज तुम मांगो आसमान का एक तारा,
    तो भगवान दे दे सारा आसमान तुझे!

  3. ऐसी क्या दुआ दूँ भाई, जो आपके लम्हों पर ख़ुशी के फूल खिला दे;
    बस ये दुआ है मेरी,सितारों सी रौशनी खुदा आपकी तकदीर बना दे..! जन्मदिन मुबारक हो भाई

  4. आसमान की बुलंदियों पर नाम हो आपका भाई,
    चाँद की धरती पर मुकाम हो आपका भाई,
    हम तो रहते है छोटी सी दुनिया में,
    पर खुदा करे सारे जहान पर राज हो आपको मेरे भाई…! Happy Birthday Bhaiyya!

  5. हर राह आसन हो,
    हर राह पे खुशिया हो,
    हर दिन ख़ूबसूरत हो,
    ऐसा ही पूरा जीवन हो,
    यही हर दिन मेरी दुआ हो,
    ऐसा ही तुम्हारा हर जन्मदिन हो….!!

  6. फूलों ने अमृत का जाम भेजा है,
    सूरज ने गगन से सलाम भेजा है,
    मुबारक हो आपको नया जन्मदिन,
    तहे-दिल से हमने ये पैगाम भेजा है…

  7. जन्मदिन तुम्हे मुबारक हो..
    हर दिन युही खुस रहो…
    खुशियाँ और तरक्की तुम्हारे साथ हो…
    हर साल जन्मदिन मानते रहो…

  8. बार बार यह दिन आए,
    बार बार यह दिल गाये,
    तू जिए हजारो साल,
    येही है मेरी आरज़ू..
    !!!!….जन्मदिन की खूब शुभकामनाये….!!!

  9. ज़िंदगी की कुछ खास दुआए लेलो हमसे
    जन्मदिन पर कुछ नजराने ले लो हमसे
    भर दे रंग जो तेरे जीवन के पलो में…..
    आज वो हसी मुबारक बाद ले लो हमसे

  10. पल-पल इंतज़ार करते हैं जन्मदिन के लिए;
    वो दिन भी आयेगा तो पल दो पल के लिए;
    गुजारिश हमारी है उस घड़ी से;
    वो पल जल्द से लाये दिन भर के लिए।
    **** हैप्पी बर्थ डे भाई ****

  11. Birthday है आपका,
    देते हैं हम यह दुआ,
    एक बार जो मिल जाएं हम,
    होंगे ना कभी जुदा,
    जान लूटा देंगे तुझपे,
    है यह अपना इरादा,
    साथ देंगे जीवनभर का,
    है यह हमारा वादा…
    **** हैप्पी बर्थ डे भाई ****

  12. ख्वाहिशों के समंदर के सब मोती तेरे नसीब हो;
    तेरे चाहने वाले हमसफ़र तेरे हरदम करीब हों;
    कुछ यूँ उतरे तेरे लिए रहमतों का मौसम;
    कि तेरी हर दुआ, हर ख्वाहिश कबूल हो।
    ********* जन्मदिन की बधाई ********

  13. दुआ है की कामयाबी के हर शिखर पर आप का नाम होगा,
    आपके हर कदम पे दुनिया का सलाम होगा,
    हिम्मत से मुश्किलों का सामना करना मेरे भाई,
    हमारी दुआ है की वक़्त भी एक दिन आपका गुलाम होगा!!
    **** हैप्पी बर्थ डे भाई ****

  14. हर बार तुम्हारे जन्मदिन पर पुरानी यादों के
    चिराग रोशन हो जाते हैं।
    यादों के जुगनू पलकों की कोर में टिमटिमाने लगते हैं।
    आओ तुम्हारे इस जन्म दिन पर फिर से रोशन करें
    यादों के उन चिरागों को।
    **** हैप्पी बर्थ डे भाई ****

  15. भाई से बेहतर कोई दोस्त नहीं है, और आपसे कोई बेहतर भाई नहीं है। भैया जन्मदिन, की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं!

  16. गुल को प्यारा गुलशन मुबारक,

    शायर को शायरी मुबारक,

    चाँद को चाँदनी हो मुबारक,

    आशिक़ को उसको उनका प्यार मुबारक,

    हमारी तरफ से आप को भाई, आपको आपका जन्मदिन मुबारक।

  17. तमन्नाओ से भरी हो आपकी जिंदगी,

    ख्वाहिशों से भरा हर पल,

    दामन भी छोटा लगने लगे,

    इतनी खुशिया दे आपको ये नया आने वाला कल!!

    जन्मदिन मुबारक।

  18. गगन में हो इतने तारे की आसमान दिखाई ना दे,

    आपकी ज़िंदगी में हो इतनी खुशियाँ की गम दिखाई ना दे.

    जनमदिन की शुभकामनायें भाई

  19. जिंदगी का जो सबक तुमने मुझे सिखाया, वह किताबों 📚 में भी न था ।
    माँ और पापा के बाद तुम्ही थे जिसने हर सफर पर मेरा हाथ थामे रखा ।😢
    मेरी जिंदगी में तुम्हारे जैसा दूसरा कोई नहीं ।🙂 🙏
    आपके जन्मदिन पर दुआ है मेरी कि सलामत रहो तुम सारी जिंदगी…🙏
    🎂🍫🍬हेप्पी बर्थडे भैया…🎂🍫🍬

  20. सब से अलग हैं मेरा भैया,😚
    सब से प्यारा है मेरा भैया,😘
    कौन कहता हैं – खुशियाँ ही सब होती हैं जहाँ में,
    मेरे लिए तो खुशियों से भी अनमोल हैं मेरा भैया…😘😘
    जन्मदिन मुबारक हो भैया….🎂🍫🍬

Birthday Message for Brother:

If you love your brother very much, then you should celebrate his birthday with lots of balloons, cakes, candles, lights, etc. You should also invite his friends to the party. He will surely love this. You may also prepare a card to gift him during birthday celebrations, and on that card, you may write any sweet message for the brother to let him realize you love him very much. If you don’t know what to write as a happy birthday message for brother, then look at the list below:

  1. Superheroes are one in a million. Great brothers like you are one in a lifetime. Happy Birthday!

  2. You are more than just a brother, you’re also my best friend and someone I know I can count on to be there for me in good times and bad. Thanks for always having my back. Happy Birthday!

  3. I am going to request my bank for a bigger locker so I can stow away my biggest asset – which is U. Happy birthday bro.

  4. Happy birthday, dear brother! May this year bring the most wonderful things into ur life, you truly deserve it!

  5. I should call you Broogle because you help me to solve all the problems to which I can’t find answers in Google. Happy birthday bro.                                                                                                                               

  6. Another birthday. Another year under your belt. Let me know when you can see the buckle. Happy birthday.

  7. Happy birthday to my brother and best frnd, the only guy I can depend on to get me in and out of trouble.

  8. Sending u warm birthday wishes along with your favourite red velvet cake! This year u can gobble the entire cake but next time, be ready to share it with me! Happy birthday brother.

  9. Whenever I call u my brother I feel so proud of myself because I have the best man of the world as my dearest brother. U are the reason for whatever I have done till today. I am achieved a lot in my life and that is all because of your mental support. Have a luvly birthday brother. Take care.

  10. I would never change the fact that my adviser, my partner in crime and my most loyal friend is actually my brother. Happy birthday!

  11. Happy birthday to the most swt and best brother in the universe. Thanks for being with me and sharing my feelings. We have built so many memories since childhood days. Happy birthday bro!!!

  12. Your simple words could bring a big smile to my face. I’m really thankful to GOD fr giving me such a luving brother.

  13. You are the mst amazing and inspiring person that I have ever met. Thank you for your guidance and support in my life. Hve a joyful and unforgettable day!

  14. Dear brother, it is not only clothes and properties that people share together, they also share love, peace and harmony. I am indeed pleased to share this wonderful message with you—happy birthday my love!

  15. You are a great guy; there is no need to doubt or be dismayed. You have so many unique qualities that make you the special person you are. Don’t worry about others who are jealous of your shining star.

  16. They say you can choose your friends but not your family. I just want you to know that if we weren’t already brothers I would choose to be friends with you in a heartbeat! I’m so lucky to have a brother like you! Happy Birthday!

  17. Thank you for my great childhood memories. Here’s to many more memories to come. Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest brother!

  18. I’m happy to see the young man you have become today. I still remember all the favours u conveniently forgot to repay. But just because you never paid, does not mean our bond will ever fade.

  19. Happy birthday to my special brother! Your presence in my life makes it much more joyful and colourful! Wishing you all the most precious things that life cn bring!

  20. I wish you a very happy birthday with all the love from the deepest corners of my heart. You are the bst brother one could ever dream of. Happy Birthday.

Birthday Quotes for Brother:

If you haven’t selected any bday wish, then look at this list of happy birthday brother quotes. These bday quotes for brother are different from the above. Some of these are funny, and some are formal. You will find that funny birthday quotes for brother will make him laugh. So, what you are waiting for? Go through these happy birthday bro quotes:

  1. Get used to the volume of birthday wishes, every year they are bound to lessen more and more! Happy Birthday to my overly popular brother!

  2. The warmest wishes on your special day, bro! The moments that we shared are so precious to me. I hope v will have lots of them in the future as well!

  3. Who needs friends when I hve a cool brother like u? We totally rock bro! Huge party due! Happy birthday!

  4. Dear brother, u have always been a true friend to me. I hope this will never change. Wishing u all the best on your special day!

  5. Brothers are what best friends can never be. Happy birthday to one such bro.                                             

  6. You have been everything I could ever ask for, and nothing I wouldn’t want in a brother. Happy birthday.

  7. Thank you for being an excellent friend and the most caring brother to me. Happy bday!

  8. Thank you brother fr all the memories of our childhood days. Without you the world would have been colourless to me.

  9. It‘s a great blessing to hve such a loving and understanding brother like you. I love you and wish you a brilliant birthday!!

  10. Thank u for being there for me all this while, I appreciate you for everything you have done in my life; happy birthday to yu!

Birthday Status for Brother:

You can also put these happy birthday wishes for your brother on Facebook or WhatsApp as status. This is trending now. Nowadays, every one of us is putting the status on social media to wish our friends, relatives, family members, etc. on their bday, promotion, events, etc. So, you should also try this at once. Just add a happy birthday brother status on Facebook or WhatsApp with an excellent caption. Add a photo of your brother with you along with the caption. Here are some caption ideas:

  1. Happy birthday to our parent’s second favuorite child. I wish you the best on ur special day.

  2. I could never choose and I never would to have anyone as my brother except you. Happy birthday brother!.

  3. Having A Younger Brother Like You Is Like Opening A Present Every Day Wish You A Birthday Filled With Joy, Dreams And Love

  4. I have always looked up to u. You are the best brother in the whole world and my ideal. Happy Birthday, May u have a lot more.

  5. You are another year older, a handsome young man for all to see. Please understand and never forget; none of ur girlfriends will ever be as pretty as me.                                                                                

  6. Birthdays are full of wishes, surprises, and smiles. I hope u had your fill because that’s all you’ll get frm me for a while.

  7. Having A Younger Brother Like u Is Like Opening A Present Every Day Wish You A Birthday Filled With Joy, Dreams And Luv

  8. Happy birthday 2 my special brother! Ur presence in my life makes it much more joyful and colourful! Wishing you all the most precious things that life can bring!

  9. Dear Brother, No matter how much I hate you, I will always love you. Happy birthday!

  10. You have the most beautiful of hearts and the wisest of minds and it is my honor to have u as my brother. Happy birthday!

Birthday is one of the special days for everyone. It does not matter whether he is your elder or younger brother, sending birthday wishes to your dear brother is a great way to express your love and gratitude towards him. Make him feel loved and special. Thank him for everything he has done for you till now by sending awesome happy birthday brother messages. Those birthday wishes are said to be the best that can express your true love and affection. So, on your brother’s birthday, make him feel special by sending some heart touching messages to show him how much his sister/brother loves him.

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Sending birthday greetings has become a necessary tradition these days. It can be hard to find the perfect birthday wish for the special birthday boy or girl especially, with so many options. Don’t stress out over what to write in a birthday card.  Make the next birthday you celebrate a special one and personalize your birthday wishes with a handpicked happy birthday quote. Whether you’re looking for a greeting to make someone roll over laughing or a heart-warming tearjerker, these birthday quotes are a great place to start. A genuine birthday wish will surely make anyone’s day. This year, say “Happy Birthday!” with a few words that no one will forget.

50 Birthday Quotes for Your Mother, Father, Son and Daughter

When someone near and dear to your heart turns another year older, you’ll want to do everything you can to make their day extra memorable. Whether you’re throwing a birthday party, a cocktail party or planning a dinner at the honoree’s favorite restaurant, it’s tradition to give the guest of honor a Happy Birthday card. As if picking out a card wasn’t tough enough, on top of that you’ll need to craft a happy birthday message too.

When you sit down with a blank greeting card in front of you, don’t be surprised if you can’t seem to put the pen to paper. Many of us get a case of writers block when we sit down to write a birthday card greeting, especially to the people we love the most. Sure, the birthday honoree knows just how much you love and appreciate him or her but, it doesn’t hurt to remind them on their day.

The following birthday quotes will make for the nicest addition to your birthday cards for family and friends. Jump to any relevant section below:

Inspirational Birthday Quotes

Another year older and another reason to celebrate! Give your birthday card message a forward looking touch with one of these inspirational birthday quotes. 

  • “Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.”
  • “A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!”
  • “ Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!”
  • “May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey. Happy birthday!”
  • “This birthday, I wish you abundant happiness and love. May all your dreams turn into reality and may lady luck visit your home today. Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people I’ve ever known.”
  • “May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.”
  • “Count not the candles…see the lights they give. Count not the years, but the life you live. Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday.”
  • “Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.”
  • “Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!”
  • “Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride.”
  • “Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams!”

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

Birthdays are meant to be full of laughter and cheer. When the guest of honor opens his or her birthday card from you, you’ll know why they can’t stop smiling. Pick out one of these funny happy birthday quotes or mix and match them with your own words to craft the perfect cheers to another year older. 

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  • “Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”
  • “You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”
  • “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
  • “Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
  • “Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”
  • “Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”
  • “Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”
  • “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”
  • “You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”
  • “On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible, because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”
  • “Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!”
  • “It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”
  • “Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”
  • “Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”
  • “When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”

Cute Happy Birthday Quotes

No matter who your card recipient may be, there is something sweet about adding a cute happy birthday quotes to your messages. If your writing a birthday card message for mom or for your sister, make sure to use one of these sentiments to wish her well. 

Tip: Write a happy birthday quote to your little one. That way he or she can read it when they get a little older! Awh!

  • “Wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with joy. Happy birthday!”
  • “Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day…Have a wonderful time and a very happy birthday!”
  • “Hope your special day brings you all that your heart desires! Here’s wishing you a day full of pleasant surprises! Happy birthday!”
  • “On your birthday we wish for you that whatever you want most in life it comes to you just the way you imagined it or better. Happy birthday!”
  • “Sending your way a bouquet of happiness…To wish you a very happy birthday!”
  • “Wishing you a beautiful day with good health and happiness forever. Happy birthday!”
  • “It’s a smile from me… To wish you a day that brings the same kind of happiness and joy that you bring to me. Happy birthday!”
  • “On this wonderful day, I wish you the best that life has to offer! Happy birthday!”
  • “I may not be by your side celebrating your special day with you, but I want you to know that I’m thinking of you and wishing you a wonderful birthday.”
  • “I wish for all of your wishes to come true. Happy birthday!”
  • “Many years ago on this day, God decided to send an angel to earth. The angel was meant to touch lives and that happened! Happy birthday my sweet angel!”
  • “Sending you a birthday wish wrapped with all my love. Have a very happy birthday!”
  • “ Happy birthday to you. From good friends and true, from old friends and new, may good luck go with you and happiness too!”
  • “A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here wishing you great happiness and a joy that never ends.”
  • “It’s always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet.”
  • “Happy birthday to one of my best friends. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love you and happy birthday!”
  • “On this special day, I raise a toast to you and your life. Happy birthday.”
  • “You look younger than ever! Happy birthday!”
  • “Words alone are not enough to express how happy I am you are celebrating another year of your life! My wish for you on your birthday is that you are, and will always be, happy and healthy. Don’t ever change! Happy birthday my dear.”
  • I can’t believe how lucky I am to have found a friend like you. You make every day of my life so special. It’s my goal to make sure your birthday is one of the most special days ever. I can’t wait to celebrate with you!”

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Funny birthday quotes for cards, letters, notes, Facebook posts, emails, texts and more. Choose a favorite quotation and combine it with a birthday wish for a winning combination.

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The Best, Funny Birthday Quotes

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong

Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old
who are only my age.
Richard Armour

Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.
Faith Baldwin

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.
Doris Day

One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
William Feather

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Satchel Paige

We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.
Jonathon Swift

You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and “you are looking wonderful.”
Francis Cardinal Spellman

When I was young, the Dead Sea was still alive.
George Burns

Funny Birthday Quotes for Sister

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Maurice Chevalier

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
Malcolm Cowley

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Georges Clemenceau

I’m six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.
Darryl Dawkins

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T.S. Eliot

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Jim Fiebig

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Ogden Nash

If you survive long enough, you’re revered — rather like an old building.
Katherine Hepburn

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schultz

The first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe (The Simpsons)

If you’re yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
Griff Niblack

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Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends

I was brought up to respect my elders; and now I don’t have to respect anyone.
George Burns

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

Life begins at 40
Sophie Tucker

I’m not aging, I’m marinating.
Unknown

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Unknown

Middle age is when a man is warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman.
Unknown

Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
Unknown

Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations; and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.
Unknown

Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.
Unknown

If things get better with age, then you’re approaching outstanding.
Unknown

The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
Unknown

You have the wisdom of the ages, but it doesn’t show.
Unknown

Wrinkles are the service stripes of life
Unknown

Hilarious Birthday Quotes

Pull out a gray hair and seven will come to its funeral.
Dutch Proverb

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Unknown

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
Unknown

Life is one big canvas, throw all the paint you can at it.
Danny Kaye

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit.
Anthony Powell

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.
Steve Owen

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Will Rogers

I’m in pretty good shape for the shape I’m in.
Mickey Rourke

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
Oscar Wilde

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde

I intend to live forever — so far, so good!
Stephen Wright

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