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Any successful marriage has a thread of laughter and smiles running through it, so why not choose funny wedding anniversary wishes which.

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After the happiness of your wedding day, you and your spouse will embark on the beautiful journey of married life. You’ll share everything together, from seemingly mundane details of your day to day lives to a home and possibly children. Year after year, you will grow together and your experiences as a married couple will strengthen your relationship and bond. You will continue to date each other, getting to know each other on a level that no one else will understand. You’ll be there for one another through all of the good and all of the bad. Each wedding anniversary is a celebration of this unique relationship and all of the memories of the past year. Here are 20 wedding quotes for your husband to inspire you whether it’s your first anniversary or your fiftieth.

1. Thank you for being my husband, my partner, my lover and my best friend. Happy anniversary!

2. All these years, you have been amazing. As a dad to our kids and as my lover, I have been happy in your arms and I could see that we’ll be happier for the rest of our days. Thank you for everything. Happy anniversary, my darling.

3. Since I met you, my life has never been the same. Thanks for making it better and happier. I love you and Happy Anniversary, hubby! I thank God for giving me the best husband!

4. I am so lucky to have you as my husband and this is my best day in my life. Happy anniversary to you my dear.

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5. The very first moment I laid my eyes on you, I knew our hearts were meant to be. You are my courage, my angel, my soldier. You saved me. I love you.

6. You are truly a blessing from God. Thank you for being my partner, husband, lover and friend. Happy anniversary!

7. You’re the cheese to my macaroni.

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8. No one else would understand our relationship, and no one else in this world would understand me the way you do. Happy anniversary!

9. Thank you for being there, especially when times get difficult. I love you and always will.

10. With you, I became a better person. Without you, my life will never be complete. Thank you for choosing me as your better half. Happy anniversary!

11. You’re the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy wedding anniversary!

12. Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband!

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13. Another year to create precious memories together. Another year to discover new things to enjoy about each other. Another year to strengthen a marriage that defines forever. Happy anniversary!

14. Thank you for treating me just as special on the days that are not our anniversary.

15. Not only have I seen truth in your eyes, you remind me of time itself for you are my past, present, future and forever. I love you. Happy anniversary.

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16. Loved you then, love you still. Always have, always will.

17. If I had to choose again, I’d still choose you. Happy anniversary!

18. A lover, a partner, a husband, a best friend. I can’t believe that I have all rolled into one!

19. I was incomplete without you. I thank God that we met and we are together now. Happy anniversary!

20. On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

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Your husband is your life partner, staying strong with you through all the good times and all the bad. On your wedding anniversary, you’ll have the opportunity to really express your feelings and appreciation for everything you’ve been through. These wedding anniversary quotes for your husband are a great place to start, and you can tailor them to include personal stories and jokes. On a day as special as your wedding anniversary, you’ll want to make him feel special with your words and gifts.

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Funny Anniversary Quotes

"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."
Isadora Duncan
"Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it." 
Josh Billings
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel De Montaigne"
"My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. "
Jack Benny
"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates
"Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event."
Oscar Wilde
"Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thank you for hitting it and not quitting it.
Thank you for wedding me and given me a chance,
To scream at you whenever I feel,
And I am sure I have you to do the same in future.
So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary!
Marriage is a workshop... where husband works & wife shops.. 

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong – admit it. 
Whenever you're right - shut up. 

My husband said he needed more space...
So I locked him outside!

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me.
Then I remember, oh, I put up with you,
So we're even. 

The longer you're with someone the more you rub off on each other.
So I don't expect that at this point there is much of you left as individuals.
Cheers to another year of pain and suffering.
Anonymous
A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.
Anonymous

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I'll love you even when you're old and wrinkly.
Anonymous
Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail.
I call that a win.
Happy Anniversary.  
Anonymous
Happy Anniversary!
We've been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.
Anonymous
We go together like "copy" and "paste." Happy Anniversary Baby!
Cheers to two imperfect pieces that fit perfectly together.
We have a love-hate relationship - we love one another and hate to be without each other.
I'll follow you wherever you go my Love.
I will love you even when we're old and wrinkly.
Happy Annivesary.
It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other.
You are the only one I want to annoy fir the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary! 
Anonymous
Love means commitment.
Of course, so do most mental illnesses!
Wishing you a Happy Anniversary.
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. 
Anonymous
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
Anonymous
On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.  
Anonymous
"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow." 
Anonymous
Congratulations on another anniversary that proves that you are blessed with each other.
Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.
I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time. That's you two!
If I had to choose to do it all over again I would marry you again… I'm not so sure about having the kids though.
I thought I'll collapse,
Imagine, it's been another year since we last celebrate the day our suffering, errr loving, starts!
We must really in love with each other, don't you think?
Happy Anniversary!
Before, I thought I know what happiness is,
I just realize what it was when I got married
Then I wake up, it's already too late!
Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
Thinking about it, I wouldn't have married you if I want a peaceful life.
My life would have been so unexciting and boring.
Happy Anniversary!
If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock.
There is one place I would love to go for our anniversary that I feel we don't go to enough throughout the year. The bedroom!
Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.
After all these years, I think that I got the better end of the deal. Thanks for putting up with me all these years.
I can't think of the words to express how I feel for you. Thanks for loving me anyways.
I thought that a condolences card was more fitting for you for our anniversary.
"A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year."
Anonymous
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Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes Quotes For Couples

funny anniversary wishes for couple

According to today’s generation, everyone celebrates Anniversary very well, people remember this day because they were tied in a bond on this day. No one can separate them from them. Today we have brought you such fun wishes for you. You can send your elder sister to brother on the anniversary. They will feel good after reading these wishes, doing so will make you and their relationship very strong. And Appa will be bound in a loving relationship. Brothers-wishes related to wishes will meet you to fall. You can get our wedding anniversary wishes for brother and sister through Whatsapp and Facebook.

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Anniversary Wishes For Sister :

Anniversary day brings happiness to everyone, people are eagerly waiting for this day. Whenever we have an anniversary special to our sister, she becomes very scrumptious. We have brought sister related wishes. If you are interested to read happy wedding anniversary wishes to sister in English then we have share funny anniversary wishes for sister which you can easily read. So, below are some of the best anniversary wishes for sister in law and wedding anniversary wishes for sister which you can share with your big and small sister on any social platform you want.

  1. Best wishes to sister and brother in law, your love remain the same and you are a wonderful pair. Happy wedding anniversary to Sister and Brother in Law.

  2. You are the cutest couple living so far in this world, live happily and enjoy this beautiful day. Happy wedding anniversary to both of you.

  3. Another year is waiting for your success, stay blessed and get more happiness and joy in this year. Happy wedding anniversary to you.

  4. Dear Sister and Brother, together you two are perfect. On this anniversary, I wanna wish you a very happy anniversary, may you both live long and look after each other like you always do.

  5. Happy Anniversary to Brother and Sister. As you are celebrating another year together, it is very clear that you two are made for each other. Best wishes!

  6. Hearty congratulations on your Marriage Anniversary. May your golden union will always be like this, and may you have many more happy anniversaries. We all love you, my dear sister and brother-in-law.

  7. Happy Anniversary to the most beautiful couple that I have ever seen. May your anniversary day always satisfy your hearts with joy and the happy memories of a previous lifetime spent together.

  8. You both from a wondrous pair of lovers in the world, you both seem like the beautiful thing in the world when you both stand together. It feels like you both are made for each other.

  9. You both are really dear to me. Any problem you face will be a problem for me. But whenever I see you together it really makes me glow. I am really happy that you both are spending your life with great love.

  10. You both should share your togetherness today and for all the time upcoming, the journey you started together is a journey of love and affection. You should succeed on this road of your destination.

  11. Love, trust, tolerance & tenacity. This is what we have seen in your relationship every time. May you have such a beautiful life ahead. Best wishes on your special wedding anniversary.

  12. We wish you a very happy anniversary on your 15 years of loving marriage. Your celebration on this fine occasion means a world to us. May you have such a loving life for all the years to come. Best wishes to a very special Sister and Brother in law.

  13. Best wishes to both of you on your wedding anniversary. May the love you share last the lifetime. May you be blessed with many more beautiful sons and daughters. Happy anniversary sister.

  14. This is another year of your marriage anniversary and I am really happy about your relations. You both are making me realize that you bot are meant for each other, cheers and blessings on this occasion of loveliness.

  15. This greeting is been sent to my sister and brother in law to say love on their beautiful and everlasting relation. I wish you a very happy anniversary. May God Bless you both.

  16. Congratulations on another wonderful year which you passed with love, joy and a lot of happiness. Stay blessed and very happy wedding anniversary to both of you.

  17. Falling in love is too easy than maintaining your love. Both of you have proven it and may this blessing continue in future also. Happy wedding anniversary to Sister and Brother in Law.

  18. I congratulate you on another happy year of your life, may you have many more years of love, laughter, and happiness. I wish you a very happy anniversary.

  19. You both stood up to the world when it was cruel, That proves, your love was true and real.Happy wedding anniversary.

  20. Οn this special day, Best wishes go to you; This wonderful love that you share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy Anniversary to My dear sister.

  21. Congratulations on Another year of love, laughter, And happiness. Here’s to wishing you many more and a Happy Anniversary.

  22. May this day of your anniversary bring more sweetness than last year in your relation. Wishing you uncountable anniversaries together.

  23. Anniversary means another way of togetherness and including a new chapter of love in life. Keep loving and building memories, have an unforgettable day.

  24. Happy Anniversary to my sweetest sister, I want to send you all my love and many hugs and kisses through this message.

  25. I wish the happiness and love last forever in your life and you together enjoy some of the brightest colors of your journey. Wishing you endless happiness and love, happy anniversary.

Anniversary Wishes For Brother :

Whenever we send some good to our brother, he becomes very happy. Today we have brought some good wishes for you to send to brother’s anniversary. You can send your brother on the anniversary day. This makes you and his relation very strong. If you are interested to read happy marriage anniversary brother in English then we have share marriage anniversary wishes to brother which you can easily read. So, below are some of the best anniversary wishes for brother in law and wedding wishes for brother which you can share with your big and small brother in anniversary day on any social platform you want.

  1. Your love makes my days happy and bright, Ιnto my world you brought pure-delight Joy Βeyond reason You have given Μe, Οur love is Τrue This Ι can see. Ηappy Anniversary.

  2. Αnniversary greetings for Μy dearest Βrother. Μay you be Βlessed with such tοgetherness and lοve forever. Μark your day with happiness Αnd cheer, Cοngratulations for a Υet another Υear.

  3. Τhrough this lovely-card sister Αnd dear brother-in-law, Ι send all Τhe love and Βest wishes for a yοur wedding as yοu take vows fοr a lifetime cοmmitment. Ι wish you lοads of happiness Αnd lovely moments οf nuptial bliss.

  4. A wedding anniversary is the occasion of love, trust, relationship, tolerance & tenacity. The order changes for any given year. Happy Anniversary brother.

  5. Congratulations to spend another blessed year of your marriage. May your remaining life spend in happiness and laughter. Anniversary greeting to my dearest brother!

  6. Whenever I thought about my past, I felt nervous because of what was done if you were not my brother. You supported me in taking the right decisions of my life without wasting my precious time. You are a real model for me. Accept my anniversary wishes!

  7. My heartiest wish is that may God show His blessings upon you both. I usually pray for you both because I learned much more from you, my dear brother and sister in law. Well wishes.

  8. We have spent many years together which were enough to create awesome memories. You are a perfect symbol of our dad and I respect you from my heart and soul. Hope your marriage life is full of prosperity and happiness.

  9. Best wishes to sister and brother in law, your love remain the same and you are a wonderful pair. Happy wedding anniversary to Sister and Brother in Law.

  10. Just a wonderful pair with bundles of love, I will celebrate this beautiful day with you and last happy wedding anniversary to Sister and Brother in Law.

  11. Another year is waiting for your success, stay blessed and get more happiness and joy in this year. Happy wedding anniversary to Sister and Brother in Law.

  12. You are the cutest couple living so far in this p, live happily and enjoy this beautiful day happy wedding anniversary to Sister and Brother in Law.

  13. A dear brother and a darling sister in law Your togetherness is a treasure. May God fill your life with so much love you can’t measure. Happy Anniversary.

  14. I find a beautiful friend in you who bind the family in one string of love. Welcoming you into our family brings happiness in our heart and spreads love all around its corner. Wish you a very happy anniversary.

  15. Some couples are just made for each other, but you are the couple who are mad for each other. The Love you share today, I wish it stays always in your life. Life is a long journey and is happy always in your life. I wish you a very happy anniversary.

  16. Βrother, your Anniversary is the Ρerfect occasion tο thank God for Μaking sisters-in-law. Ηad she not been Τhere, I wοuld have to be dealing ωith your stupidity fοr life. Ηappy Anniversary, darling Βrother and sister-in-law!

  17. My Βrother and sister-in-law make Lοve sound practical. Ι love you bοth so much. Best wishes on the yοur anniversary!

  18. Ι always thought my brother ωas my best friend and then my sister-in-law came hοme. Sοrry guys, Ι have changed sides. Μy sister-in-law is my best friend! Ηappy Anniversary.

  19. Βrother, your Anniversary is the Ρerfect occasion tο thank God for Μaking sisters-in-law. Ηad she not been Τhere, I wοuld have to be dealing ωith your stupidity fοr life. Ηappy Anniversary, darling Βrother and sister-in-law!

  20. Smile and stay Blessed. Μay all ur wishes cοme true. To the best Βrother and sister in law, Ηappy Anniversary tο you two.

  21. I wish the happiness and love last forever in your life and you together enjoy some of the brightest colors of your journey. Hope your day is full of the love and hugs that we would want you to have!

  22. Having a brother that is a friend has been a big part of what has made my life happy. Wishing you endless happiness and love, happy anniversary.

  23. To everyone else, you may be my elder brother, but to me you still my superhero. I want to let you know that I appreciate everything that you have done for me.

  24. Today, God sent a beautiful couple from heaven to earth, this couple is not only beautiful but great also. Wishing a wonderful anniversary to brother.

  25. Happy Anniversary to my Brother and Sister In Law. As you celebrate another year. It’s surely very clear That you two were always meant to be Together living merrily.

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40 Hilariously Funny Anniversary Quotes For Him And Her

funny anniversary wishes for couple

Funny wedding anniversary quotes can be a delightfully humorous way to acknowledge and celebrate your anniversary.

After all, marriage is hard, funny, and sometimes unthinkable (i.e. you probably know way too much about his bodily functions)

Use these funny and relatable quotes and anniversary wishes as text messages, Facebook status or any way you’d like – to have a good laugh together on this special day.

Below you’ll find clever and funny quotes, words, and wishes you can text, message or post on social media to celebrate your wedding anniversary and your marriage.

71 Funny Anniversary Quotes and Wishes

👉 Let’s start off with some general observations about marital “bliss”:

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

– Woody Allen

A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

– Anonymous

For Marriage to Be a Success, Every Woman and Every Man Should Have Her and His Own Bathroom. The End.

– Catherine Zeta-Jones

If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat.

– Anonymous

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

– Katharine Hepburn

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead… get married. If you first don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.

Marriage is just texting each other – “do we need anything from the grocery store?” – until one of you dies.

– Anonymous

Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.

– Anonymous

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

– Rita Rudner

Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery.

– Erma Bombeck

An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

– Agatha Christie

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.

Behind every great man – there’s a woman rolling her eyes.

– Jim Carrey

Unless you want to forget your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.

– Melanie White

Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.

– Anonymous

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

– Groucho Marx

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

– Henry Youngman

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

– Phyllis Diller

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong – admit it.
Whenever you’re right – shut up.

– Anonymous

Marriage: when dating goes too far.

– Anonymous

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.

–  Jean Kerr

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.

– Anonymous

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

– Elizabeth Evans

The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

– Anonymous

Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

– Anonymous

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.

– James Garner

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

– Anonymous

If We Take Matrimony at Its Lowest, We Regard It as A Sort of Friendship Recognized by The Police.

– Robert Louis Stevenson

👉 Want to send him your love? see my list of 100+ love text messages – for him!

Hilarious Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Your Spouse

Here are some super funny anniversary wishes you can text your husband or post on your Facebook status:

1. “Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.”

2. “A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.”

3. “You’re my favorite pain in the ass”

4. “And here I thought you were just a one-night stand. Happy anniversary!”- Pauline Thomason

5. “I shave my legs for you. It must be love.”

👉 See my list of 18 cute (sometimes naughty) ways to flirt with your husband 😊

6. “Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail.”

7. “Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.”

8. “I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

9. “On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.”

10. “I’m so privileged that you chose me to be that special woman in your life who will forever have the honor of picking up your socks and washing your underwear.”

11. “I vow to still grab your butt when you’re old and wrinkly.”

12. “I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.”

13. “Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.”

14. “My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.”

15. “I hope you keep grabbing my butt every time you look for the remote.”

16. “I fall in love with you each and every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying.”

17. “All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.”

18. “I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.”

19. You have me, so I don’t know what else you could wish for. But knock yourself out.”

20. “Never laugh at your wife’s choices you are one of them.”

21. “One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.”

22. “Happy anniversary! We’ve been through a lot and most of it was your fault.”

23. “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, so we’re even.

24. “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.”

25. “Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.”

26. “Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.”

👉 See my list of 14 quotes about being ignored by someone you love.

27. “I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back to the fridge.”

28. “Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.”

29. “I love you so much I’d take a bullet for you. Not on the head…but maybe like…the leg”

30. “I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!”

31. “Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”

32. Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.”

33. “I Love You So Much I’d Fight a Bear for You. Well Not a Grizzly Bear Because They Have Claws, And Not a Panda Bear Because They Know Kung Fu… But A Care Bear, I’d Definitely Fight a Care Bear for You.”

10 Year Wedding Anniversary – Funny Wishes

And now, a few funny marriage quotes for those of us married for 10 years or more:

1. “Let’s do the one thing I really like to do in the bedroom. Vacuuming.”

2. “I really love you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat now?”

3. “Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.”

4. “You’re still here? I like it.”

5. “After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single.”

6. “Holy shit. We’re still married!”

7. “There’s no one else I would rather snoring as hell beside me.”

8. “Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours.”

9. “Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.”

10. “Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.

11. “Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.”

12. “Congratulations on choosing a spouse who makes you look sane.”

13. “Let’s never give up on trying to change each other.”

Do you have a favorite quote you’d like to share? go on, don’t keep it to yourself – use the comment section below!

Rooting for ya,

Lisa

I hope you had a good laugh with these quotes and words, and most of all I wish you both a happy anniversary and many more years of laughing, crying, fighting and loving one another – unconditionally.

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