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September 21, 2019 1st Anniversary Wishes 3 comments

Just kidding! Happy birthday my dear friend! ∋ Remember that time we went to the movies and you did that thing that was so funny? Yeah.

Best happy 18th birthday wishes for friend

I wish you endless joy and happiness on this special day. Keep your life full of positive elements, that are inspirational, beneficial, truly worth remembering and sharing. Best wishes!! Have a great one with lots of love.


It’s a special day today but you being that special must celebrate as it’s your birthday everyday. Loads of love and I wish you all the success in life. Keep smiling and do what you really love!


On this birthday, my only advice for you is to take a deep breath, reflect, and make a great start because turning 18 is an amazing life experience. Never miss the excitement. Happy birthday!


Hey, now that you are 18, you are not just an adult but also a teenager, how lucky. Anyway, welcome to manhood. Happy birthday!


Today you are an adult, but we know that in your heart you are still a child, like we all are, I hope that today will be the best day that you ever had, and I wish you happiness and love! Happy birthday!


We know what it feels to be all “grown up”, but trust me, we know that your heart you still feel like a kid! Happy bday!


On this special day my heart and soul sing one wonderful song for you, “happy birthday” and wishing you a lovely and memorable 18th birthday.

Check out this awesome collection of 100+ funny birthday wishes for friends with hilarious images and 10 funny ideas to wish happy birthday.

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funny 18th birthday wishes for friends

best 144+ Happy Birthday Wishes And Happy Birthday Funny Sayings Nowadays Sending birthday greetings have become a necessary tradition. You maybe think It can be hard to find the perfect birthday wish for the special birthday boy or girl. So Don’t nervous over what to write in a birthday card. You are always ready to next birthday you celebrate a special one and personalize your birthday wishes with a handpicked happy birthday quote. Whether you’re looking for a greeting to make someone roll over laughing or a heart-warming tearjerker, these birthday quotes are a great place to start.

A genuine birthday wish will surely make anyone’s day. This year, say “Happy Birthday!” with a few words that no one will forget.

Happy Birthday Wishes

“1. Life is too short to be lived counting the years. Just enjoy the ride and make awesome memories… Happy birthday”

“2. This birthday, I wish you abundant happiness and love. May all your dreams turn into reality and may lady luck visit your home today. Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people I’ve ever known. ”

“3. Thank you for your birthday wishes”

“4. May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.”

“5. 60 Happy birthday! This is it. The big 6-0 for a wonderful human being. You are 60 years of incredible style and adorable goodness. Happy birthday, dear one…”

“6. Happy belated birthday a little late I must confess but it doesn’t mean that I care less… so sorry for the small delay but I do hope you had an awesome day… ”

“7. To my dearest mother with lots of love, today and every day wishing you a very happy birthday.”

“8. Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!”

“9. Wonderful wishes on your birthday”

“10. Happy birthday dear, may this day comes back in your life for a thousand more years. Happy 19th birthday”

“11. On your special day I wish you the greatest happiness that can be in this world!”

“12. A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!”

“13. Thank you! To all of my facebook family and friends for all the birthday wishes. They made my birthday extra special.”

“14. To a special aunt happy birthday”

“15. A very happy birthday to my strong-willed, feisty girl”

“16. Happy birthday! Sharing my life with you was the best decision I’ve ever made. I am grateful for every moment.”

“17. Thank you for the birthday wishes.”

“18. May all your wishes come true happy birthday”

“19. Daughter my birthday wish for you I hope that every candle brings a new wish. I hope the smile that lights your face stays there the whole year.”

“20. Cousin hoping your birthday will be a perfect start to a whole year of the happiest days. Wishing a wonderful cousin a fantastic birthday.”

“21. Thank you for my birthday wishes”

“22. A big birthday hug for you!”

“23. There is nothing that I want more than to spend the next one hundred birthdays of yours by my side. I love you my sweetheart.”

“24. My wish for you is that this life becomes all that you want it to, your dreams stay big and your worries stay small, you never have to carry more than you can hold. And while you’re out there getting where you’re getting to I hope you know that somebody loves you and wants the same things too, this is my wish”

“25. Happy birthday dear brother let the god decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching you with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity for you”

“26. A birthday prayer these are the things I pray for you for the coming year. I pray you’ll know more joy than sorrow. I pray your laughter will ring through the heavens and draw others to you. I pray you’ll seek after god with your whole heart and let him guide your choices. I pray you’ll find joy even on the days when there seems to be no light at the end of the tunnel. I pray you’ll be healthy, and your body will continue to grow strong. I pray nothing will ever crush your feisty spirit. I pray you’ll use your talents to lead others well. I pray that when obstacles appear in your path, you’ll have enough determination to not let them stop you. I pray that the year will hold plenty of surprises that will both bring you joy and teach you new things. I pray that you never stop learning. I pray that you never stop smiling. I pray that your friendships will grow deeper and that you’ll find those friends who will stick by your side no matter what. I pray that you’ll be open to accepting direction and wisdom from those who have walked the road before you. I pray that when you have tough days, you’ll always know that god loves you and so do we.”

“27. Happiness begins with your smile and let your smile change the world dear. Happy birthday to you. Have fun.”

“28. Have a sweet birthday! ”

“29. Dream big and may your dreams take you to an amazing place, where you always wanted to be! Happy birthday!”

“30. As you grow up, make sure you have… more dreams than memories, more opportunities than chances, more hard work than luck and more friends than acquaintances. May you have the very best in life. Happy birthday!”

“31. God mode us sisters, our hearts made us friends, love keeps us bonded through thick and thin. Happy birthday!”

“32. Someone I love was born today!”

“33. Happy birthday to a grandson who’s smart, handsome, fun, kind, loving, determined, brilliant, sweet, sensitive, strong, and all together wonderful!”

“34. Thank you for being the reason I smile.”

“35. Live your life and forget your age.”

“36. Happy birthday My dear son”

“37. Happy birthday my son!! Today is the big day of the person who has made me feel so blessed and lucky to have him as my child.”

“38. Wishing you health, happiness and love on your special day and always! Have a wonderful birthday!”

“39. I’m wishing you another year of laughter, joy and fun, surprises, love & happiness, and when your birthday’s done, I hope you feel deep in your heart, as your birthdays come and go, how very much you mean to me, more than you can know.”

“40. It takes a long time to become young.”

“41. You are beautiful inside-out… what matters is what you think of yourself…Celebrate a very joyous and cheerful day…happy birthday!”

“42. If i could gift you anything, i would gift you the ability to see yourself through the eyes of others. Happy birthday champ.”

“43. Happy birthday to you!”

“44. On the night you were born the moon smiled with such wonder, that the stars peeked in to see you heaven blew every trumpet & played every horn on the wonderful marvelous night you were born”

“45. Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!”

“46. I miss…you watching yourself in the mirror just to see if you looked ugly or pretty while crying…my most crazy girl…have a very happy birthday!”

“47. Every birthday is the symbol of a fresh start and a new beginning. May your birthday also begin for you a new phase of life, where each day presents you a world of new opportunities and opens up the doors to a promising future. Happy birthday”

“48. Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams!”

“49. Happy, happy birthday!!.. ..for a special! Daughter.. ..always remember how much you are loved!.”

“50. May god give you a long healthy and self satisfying life ahead. May all you unfulfilled desires come true in your journey. Wishing you a gleeful and joyous birthday.”

“51. It is hard to pick a favourite memory that I share with you…looking back…each day is a wonderful memory; Happy birthday to my best friend.”

“52. To the person I want to kiss “Happy birthday” for many years to come… I love you with all my heart”

“53. Missing you on your birthday today is full of memories happiness and tears, of birthday celebrations we’ve shared throughout the years. And though I’ll always miss you the endless joy you brought, warms my heart with gratitude and fills my every thought. Wherever you are resting I hope that you can see, how precious and uplifting your memory is to me. I feel that you are with me in everything I do, so I’ll celebrate your birthday but I’ll spend it missing you.”

“54. Today is the oldest you’ve ever been & youngest you’ll ever be again”

“55. All the colors in my life are because of you. Happy birthday to the brightest star of my life, my love.”

“56. I always thought there isn’t anything like love but now with you beside me, I think there isn’t anything except love. Happy birthday.”

“57. To a very special daughter from the day you came into this world we were as proud as can be blessed with a daughter for everyone to see so every year we celebrate this very special day to mark another milestone as you life moves on its way so happy birthday to you we wish you all the happiness in the world we are thankful all year round for our very precious girl happy birthday”

“58. Happy birthday your birthday is special, this much you should know, it’s the birth of another year, another chance to grow. Your birthday is special, a time to pause and reflect, look back without sorrow, and look forward unchecked. Your birthday is special, a day to start anew, break the rules you live by and you’re your dreams come true.”

“59. Happy birthday enjoy your special day”

“60. If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me.”

“61. To my fabulous friend happy birthday”

“62. Happy birthday sister!”

“63. Happy birthday to the best mother ever.”

“64. The older you get, the more quiet you become. Life humbles you so deeply as you age. You realize how much nonsense you’ve wasted time on.”

“65. Happiest wishes on your birthday!”

“66. A grateful heart is a magnet for miracles. Happy birthday”

“67. Good morning. Happy birthday, love. I want my life to be full of your smiles, your happiness, and your love.”

“68. Wishing you a birthday filled with sweet moments and wonderful memories to cherish always! Happy birthday”

“69. Birthday hug incoming!”

“70. Happiest birthday to my lucky charm. Grow more beautiful every day. Enjoy to the fullest.!”

“71. Wishing my friend a beautiful day. Hopes and dreams I’m sending your way. May all be good and all come true on this very special day for you! Happy birthday!”

“72. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.!”

“73. Happy birthday you are a wonderful person. I hope that your special day is the beginning of another amazing year. Have a great birthday.”

“74. For my son there’s a very special place within my heart reserved only for you. It’s a place where I store precious memories of your childhood: the little things you said or did that endeared you to me, the sound of your laughter, the sight of your tears, all of this I have saved. Those years were so precious, but, oh, how quickly they passed! Now, before me stands my son – no longer a boy, but a man as I look at you. I want you to know that I am filled with pride for the fine, decent person that you have become. Even though all of this has happened too fast. I am grateful beyond words for the happiness which you have brought me. I love you deeply. Son, and I thank you for adding so much you and laughter to my life!”

“75. A special birthday prayer for you I said a prayer for you today and know god must have heard I felt the answer in my heart although he spoke no word I didn’t ask for wealth or fame I know you wouldn’t mind I asked him to send treasures of a far more lasting kind I asked that he be near you at the start of each new day to grant you health and blessings and friends to share your way I asked for happiness for you in all things great and small but it was for his loving care I prayed most of all.”

“76. Thank you for your beautiful birthday wishes! I feel grateful and lucky to have so many amazing people by my side!”

“77. You make ordinary moments extraordinary. It’s an opportunity to let you know how special you are to me. Happy Birthday!”

“78. You have aged well for having married into our crazy family!”

“79. Happy birthday to my granddaughter you have become such a lovely, compassionate, and intelligent woman. Never stop believing in the beauty of your dreams. Enjoy today and every day.”

“80. Happy birthday for a precious son having a son like you is reason to be proud and thankful not just on your birthday but always.”

“81. You make each day special just by being yourself. May your day be as special as you are. Happy birthday”

“82. Today is birthday of the person who is spreading joy and positivity all around.”

“83. You may not have been born into our family, but you seem to be born to be part of it. Happy birthday!”

“84. Thank you to everyone who wished me happy birthday”

“85. Thank you for all the birthday wishes I love you all!!”

“86. Happy birthday to you on your birthday may god give you a day that is just a replica of all your desires may the holyspirit grant you a long and peaceful life. May god bless you.”

“87. May all your wishes come true this year. Happy birthday to a wonderful person and friend! I hope many years of blessings follow you wherever you go! Happy birthday my friend!”

“88. You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”

“89. Overwhelmed by all of your warm birthday wishes thank you”

“90. Happy birthday sweet friend!”

“91. Happy birthday best wishes for your special day”

“92. Wishing a special niece a very happy birthday it’s hoped your birthday is a day that brings you lots of pleasure may it be as wonderful as you you’re a niece who’s such a treasure you’re thought of with affection as every day goes by you’re such a special person this no one can deny.”

“93. Happy birthday to my sister may all of your wishes and dreams come true. Nobody deserves it more than you. Have an amazing celebration!”

“94. Happy birthday, daughter-in-law- wishing a wonderful day filled with happiness”

“95. Dear son, may all your wishes come true and you be blessed with happiness and prosper in life. Happy birthday.”

“96. Birthdays are special days but you are special every day. Happy belated birthday.”

“97. I love you sister you are simply amazing and I just couldn’t imagine my life without you happy birthday”

“98. Never stop making wishes”

“99. Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come. Happy birthday”

“100. May god bless every day of your life with a ray of sun, a touch of hope, a glint of joy & a drop of love. Happy birthday brother”

“101. A simple thank you with a lot of”

“102. With age comes new skills… you can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time!”

“103. Happy birthday wishing you love, laughter & happiness”

“104. You have been a great storyteller teacher; riveting the students’ attention and keep us wanting to come to school every day. Happy Birthday!”

“105. On this birthday we know how to keep your party gluten-free.”

“106. Give and you will get more love and you will be loved more help and you will be helped more pray and you will be blessed more my god be with you today and always! Happy birthday!”

“107. Celebrate today and each day with hard-core energy and enthusiasm. Happy Birthday!”

“108. Happy birthday I hope your big day is filled with lightness, laughter and lots of memorable moments!”

“109. Happy birthday! Like five wine we get better with age… or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine!”

“110. Happy birthday may the lord bless you and protect you. May the lord smile on you and be gracious to you. May the lord show you his favor and give you his peace.”

“111. Birthday wishes No. M.C. 101 78 r.p.m The washboard birthday special play this care on your record player using light-weight pick-up.”

“112. We lead such busy lives that we never have enough time to tell each other what needs to be said. I’m glad I have your birthday to tell you: I love you! I’m glad I have you as my cousin. Happy birthday!”

“113. Happy birthday you crazy animal”

“114. My wish for you”

“115. I wish you a very happy birthday!”

“116. God knew what he was doing when he created you.. I’m so glad he did! Happy birthday”

“117. This is the day which the lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.. may your day be blessed beyond measure.”

“118. Asking god to bless you with every kind of joy on your birthday & always!”

“119. Happy birthday to you”

“120. I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that’s who. Happy belated birthday”

“121. Blow the candles and make a wish. Happy birthday, son. Grow up to be a gentleman.!”

“122. Wait, wait, wait you’re how old?”

“123. Happy birthday sister in-law you’re completely & utterly fabulous here’s to you darling!”

“124. Happy birthday to the gorgeous girlfriend in the world. You are my prized possession.!”

“125. The whole world revolves around us when we are together. Let it spin. What’s another year? Happy birthday, my dear.”

“126. Here’s to all my snazy friends out there thank you for your birthday wishes!”

“127. If roses grow in heaven, lord please pick a bunch for me, place then in my father’s arms and tell him they’re from me. Tell him I love him and miss him, and when he turns to smile, place a kiss upon his cheek and hold him for awhile because remembering him is easy, I do it every day, but there’s an ache within my heart that will never go away.”

“128. May today be a celebration of god’s wonderful plan for you happy birthday!”

“129. Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I’m so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day.”

“130. Smile it’s your birthday!”

“131. Happy birthday to the man that I wish to hold forever in my heart.”

“132. If nothing else, I hope you know that I love you with every ounce of my being. I hope you realize your importance not only to me but to everyone who has been lucky enough to know you. I hope you know that when you’re feeling down, I only ever strive for your happiness. I hope you remember that no matter what, I’m here for you and I fully intend on staying in your life for quite some time. I hope you recognize the fact that I appreciate and adore you without rest raints, and that this will never change.”

“133. Son.. we may not say it often but today is the perfect day to let you know what a precious gift you are to us happy birthday wishing you success and happiness always”

“134. Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”

“135. Happy 18th birthday. The road ahead may or may not be paved with gold, yellow bricks or good intentions but it’ll be an adventure all the same. Enjoy the journey.”

“136. Each day of your life is a gift from god-for you, and for all those who are blessed to know you! Happy birthday”

“137. May you have nice surprises on your birthday!”

“138. Happy birthday to my little girl. I wish you to love life and never stop dreaming! May beauty and happiness surround you today and always!”

“139. Happy birthday to my sweet adorable best friend.. May this day..Everyday every sec min hour and year be a day full of positive things.. Loads of love and laughter and tons of good wishes and good honest blessings you deserve everything good in life have a good one enjoy it and remember your getting younger not older… your numbers are rising but your heart is getting younger happy early birthday wishes for you juuuusssstttt in case I forget : D love you always”

“140. Hope your special day brings you all that your heart desires! Here’s wishing you a day full of pleasant surprises! Happy birthday!”

“141. Have a magical day happy birthday”

“142. I’m so very lucky I’m so happy too to have a great brother someone as wonderful as you happy birthday dear brother”

“143. Cheers to you on your birthday”

“144. A prayer for my son dear lord, your gifts are many. I am thankful for every one, one of the greatest gifts you’ve given, is the gift of my dear son. Thank you for his life, dear lord. Watch over him each day. May he be safe and free from harm, as he goes about each day. Bless him through life’s trials. Help him choose right from wrong. An example be, for all to see, standing tall, and proud and strong.”

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When you want to send funnybirthday wishes think of your friend’s personality. People have different kinds of humor. If you know your friend well and his or her sense of humor, then what’s a bit too much should be easy to spot. If you aren’t quite sure, then finding a card which will make them smile is still possible with the right message and birthday wishes.

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  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
  • You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
  • Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!
  • Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Happy birthday!
  • I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!
  • You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!
  • My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Happy birthday!
  • Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Happy birthday!
  • No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!
  • As another year passes by, another part of your body starts to fall apart. So I hope the “important” ones are left for last! I mean, you still have plans to make kids right? Happy birthday!
  • Remember all the times you said you wanted to lose weight? Yeah….tough luck, prepare to stuff your face with birthday cake! Happy birthday my friend!


  • My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
  • OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
  • In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
  • Think of this day not as another year closer to becoming old, but as another year closer to complete freedom, and back pains… Anyway, happy birthday!
  • For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!
  • Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
  • Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
  • Hey, we’re friends — is it shamefully delusional if we both agree to ignore our birthdays this year? I don’t care either. Happy…. whatever!
  • I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.
  • Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just sayin’.


  • No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
  • Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
  • It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
  • It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
  • On your birthday, I want to assure you that we still look as young as those 105 pound supermodels. Even if we don’t, I’m sure we can kick their skinny asses. All my love, your 29 year old bestie.
  • Happy birthday to my best friend. They say that friends have brains that are so in sync, they share the same thoughts. In our case, however, it’s probably more like we share one brain between us!
  • Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
  • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
  • You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!
  • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
  • Another year, another new place that aches.
  • Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
  • At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
  • May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

Sending this along with a few touches of your own makes a card or birthday email more personal, fun and memorable. Friends also smile if the humor is directed toward yourself. For example you can joke “My back goes out more often than I do.”  Another can take a dig at your wallet with “You would have loved the gift I couldn’t afford to buy you.” Check out this awesome collection of 100+ funny birthday wishes for friends with hilarious images. Put a smile on your friends’ faces on the most important day of the year with the 10 funniest ideas to wish happy birthday to a friend.

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  • Dress up as a superhero, and be the first to greet your friend for the special day. Make a dramatic entrance at their home and place of work, and make sure to perform a heartfelt rendition of the birthday song.
  • Dress up as a superhero and have a matching costume for your friend to wear. Make sure to have a birthday tiara, sash or vest for the celebrant. Spend the day doing your regular routine while wearing your costumes.
  • Throw a themed birthday party, but make sure that the theme revolves around a concept or trending topic that your friend is really into yet simple enough for easy execution. For instance, a vampire-inspired party may include makeup, vampire fangs and red-tinged food.
  • Rent your friend’s dream car, and joy ride all day. You can pretend that you bought the car just for him/her.
  • Do a magic show just for your friend. Aside from the usual magic tricks that can be performed using items you already have, make sure to have a gag for the grand finale that involved making a birthday cake appear, disappear and appear again.
  • Take your friend to do something that is the exact opposite of their preferences and personality. Try a pottery class for an outdoorsy and athletic person for instance. Set up the reservation ahead of time.
  • Start a new tradition by resolving to learn a new skill on each birthday that you celebrate with friends. The activity could focus on a single skill such as cooking, but each time, the dish or meal involved should be different and one that is not familiar to the celebrant.
  • Have a pizza making party. Start with the prepared dough that needs to be shaped, tossed and prepared to make the crust. Part of the fun is making mistakes so ensure that you have enough materials even if some of the supplies end up on the floor. Let the celebrant put anything they desire on the pizza, which means you may have to ask them about their “dream pizza” ahead of time.
  • Tell your friend you’ve scheduled a private concert. Take them to a private venue that has been decorated for a birthday celebration. Serve snacks and drinks while waiting for the concert to begin then don a costume and perform for your friend.
  • As an alternative to the private concert idea, get your friend’s kids or husband to perform for the birthday concert.


Cool and Crazy Collection of Funny Birthday Messages

  • 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!
  • Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
  • Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
  • Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
  • In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
  • Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
  • It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
  • It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
  • Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
  • It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
  • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
  • May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
  • May you live to be old and toothless.
  • Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
  • My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
  • My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
  • On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
  • One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
  • People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
  • Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
  • Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
  • Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
  • Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
  • Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
  • So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
  • So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
  • So many candles…so little cake.
  • Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
  • Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”
  • Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
  • The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
  • The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.


  • The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!
  • The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!
  • The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
  • There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
  • There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
  • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
  • To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.
  • Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
  • We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
  • What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
  • What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.
  • When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  • When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
  • Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
  • With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
  • With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
  • You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
  • You are as old as you look.
  • You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.
  • You are only as old as you act.
  • You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!
  • You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
  • You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
  • You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!
  • You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!


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You are a true friend, the best companion

You are a true friend, the best companion for all kinds of adventures, and you are also a great man.

I admire you and see you as a huge inspiration, and I have only life and the universe to thank for bringing us together.

Happy birthday, my dear friend! May all the joy in the world live in your heart, today and always.

Wherever and whenever you need something you just have to look for me, call my name, and I’ll be there.

Wishing you joy and all the good stuff, friend

With you I’ve shared some of the most wonderful memories, and most of them we shall not talk about out loud.

But seriously, thanks for being such a good friend to me, and please, be happy! Especially today, the day to end all days, your birthday.

Wishing you joy and all the good stuff you so rightfully deserve!

A truly amazing day for my friend

To the best of all friends,
the most outrageously
and utterly funny, I
wish all the happiness
in the world, and a truly
amazing day. Have a
joyous bday, my man!

No better best friend than you

If there were a best friend’s award you would win it every year, for there’s no friend better than you. Happy birthday, and thank you for being such a big part of my life!

Hanging out with you is a cure to all problems; you make my world a better place and all I want is for you to find true happiness in life.

I’ll always be here for you; I’ll always care for you, and forever wish you only the best.

Wishing you the best, friend

My true and best friend,
you’re a ray of light in
anyone’s life. Thank you
for being so truly awesome!

And may this special and
very auspicious day bring
you much joy and love.

Happy birthday! Wishing
you the best, and may our
friendship last forever!

My school friend will always be my best friend

Happy birthday to my partner in crime!

Sometimes mischievous, always great fun, you are my rock that gets me through each school day! Thank you for keeping me sane through all of the boring classes, and for making the great ones even greater!

Today I hope you enjoy all the happiness possible, and I wish for all your dreams to come true! My dear school friend, you will always be my best friend!

A dear childhood friend of mine

Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to a dear childhood friend of mine!

I’m really lucky to have had you around for so many years, and I hope to have you in my life for many more to come, too!

Sending my very best wishes to you on your special day this year, my friend!

I quickly realised I had found my new best friend

I can still remember when we were
both fresh-faced and new to our
school. Neither of us knew anyone
and everything seemed quite daunting.

But then we started talking, and I
quickly realised I had found my new
best friend! 

You made everything seem less
intimidating and you were always there
to support me through anything, and
you still are in fact.

I’m so lucky that my oldest school friend
is still my very best friend, and always
will be! 

Wishing you all the happiness on your
special day! Happy birthday!

Knowing your secrets never stopped me from being your friend

Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!

Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!

Best friend, check!

Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!

I never dreamt that I'd find a friend like you

Happy birthday, bud!

I know it isn’t uncommon for people
to meet their best friend in school,
but I never in my wildest dreams
would've dreamt that I would find
such an incredible friend like you!

You surpass every expectation that
anyone could want in a friend as you
are so loyal, compassionate and
above all, the most trustworthy out
of anybody I have ever met.

Thank you for always being an
amazing friend, and making school
life that much more tolerable!

I hope that you have a fantastic
birthday today, and experience
nothing but happiness throughout
all the years ahead!

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