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May 16, 2019 1st Anniversary Wishes 2 comments

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A Brother is like our best friend who always takes care of us, and we can share everything with him. An elder brother always inspires and motivates us. He is always there to teach you and make you learn from your mistakes. Whereas, younger brother always makes you laugh. He acts like a kid or a baby in your family. It’s time to show them your gratitude and make their birthday memorable by sending them birthday wishes and greetings as your thoughts. You can make him happy by sending him a birthday SMS. So, here are some birthday wishes for your younger and elder brother as well which can make the day better.

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Birthday Wishes for Brother:

Here are some birthday wishes for a brother from a sister which can make any brother feel special on his birthday. There are few funny b.day msgs and wishes too. So, you can use these funny birthday wishes for the younger brother to make him laugh and this can change his day. So, let’s see some happy birthday msgs:

  1. You are my Bro, you are my everything … Happy Birthday brother!

  2. May every day of ur life be blessed with rays of hope, luv, and sunshine.

  3. My pen was always urs and so were my pants, Happy Birthday to you brother.

  4. You r such a great role model for every brother in the world because you are so loving, caring, protective, and supportive. I wish u, the best brother in the universe, a very happy birthday !!

  5. U are my brother, my frnd and the best person in my life! Happy Birthday, I love u!                                 

  6. You are the best human, who has been created by our mom and dad. You’re the best, happy birthday!

  7. Life offers us so many blessings nd a brother is one of them. Happy birthday!

  8. Wishing my brother a very happy birthday, it is a special day not just for you but for both of us. Enjoy the day.

  9. Though even the sun will 1 day run out of fuel, my love for you shall last forever. Happy Birthday, dear brother.

  10. Enjoy ur birthday big bro! May u have a wonderful day. You deserve it anyway.

  11. Happy Birthday to my big brother who defines magnanimity and generosity.

  12. May ur coming year surprise you with the happiness of smiles, the feeling of luv and so on. I hope u will find plenty of sweet memories to cherish forever. Happy birthday little brother.

  13. You might have covered long distances to become who u are, but you’re never out of ideas for new trips. Happy Birthday, bro!

  14. Happy Birthday, dear brother! Your footsteps r the only footsteps, I want to follow.

  15. A brother is somone who is sweet and supportive, kind and loving, cheerful and inspiring. A friend and my all-time laughter. Happy birthday bro!!

  16. Protecting the little sister from worries and strangers are his duties. He will act like he does not care but he always do nd always will. Happy birthday, brother.

  17. Go ahead & celebrate ur birthday. I am sure that the response will be overwhelming!

  18. On this special day, I pray that God blesses you with every good thing, with love, with luck, and with joy.

  19. May the Almighty God bless you on your big day today and on all the days of your precious life. Thank u for being such a wonderful brother to me for all my life.

  20. Thank you for that watch which you never asked back, and while I am at it – Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother:

You may be waiting for a special day to show your affection and love for your older brother and that special day can be his birthday. So, you can choose these funny messages to make him laugh. These birthday sayings or lines will help you to show him your thoughts and feelings. It will also increase your love for each other. So, send these lovely blessings on his b.day:

  1. Happy birthday my small brother. You are not only the most wonderful brother in the world, but also the best friend of mine.

  2. May God bless you with gift of joy, luck and wealth on this birthday of yours and may you be the happiest! Happy birthday brother!

  3. As u get ready to face yet another birthday, remember that this is our time to party! Can’t wait to get out tonight and celebrate!

  4. Happy birthday to you bro. You are the most optimistic person that I know, do not ever change.

  5. Frnds are rare and brothers are common, but a brother that is a friend is a treasure. Happy Birthday.                                                                                                                                                                      

  6. Happy Birthday to the loving brother that has caused mayhem since he was born.

  7. You are nt just my brother, but you are my inspiration, my idol and someone I trust blindly. Be blessed my brother. Happy birthday!

  8. I feel that u are getting further away from me but I trust you, wonderful bday to you brother.

  9. Happy birthday to the only brother in the universe who isn’t a mean son of a (the other kind of witch)!

  10. Have an incredible birthday. Remember that brothers only get older (not better) with age.

  11. Little Brother, I remember all the times we played and fought, then play and fought some more. I love you always for making my life so interesting.

  12. Thanks for being my brother. I luk so much better in all those family photos with u there. Happy Birthday.

  13. I pray to the almighty God to always give you the best in life beginning from this special day of ur life; I jst want to say happy birthday!

  14. Although I was given no choice in the matter, I have always wanted you as my brother. Happy Birthday.

  15. To the best man in the wrld, my brother. Wishing u a happy birthday.

  16. To my cute and lovely little brother, here comes the most special wishes from the most lucky sister. I know u are growing one year older on this special day, but u will always be the stupid little brother for me. Have a great and wonderful birthday

  17. I hope ur special day will bring you lots of happiness, love, and fun. You deserve them a lot. Enjoy!

  18. You are always there for me. You are a good friend. You are a good brother. Thank u for everything. Happy birthday brother!

  19. Thanks for being the soundtrack on my reality show. Happy Birthday.

  20. Have a magical birthday, brother!.

Birthday Wishes for Brother in Hindi:

Saying Happy Birthday to my Brother in Hindi will be a better option if you want to give a personal touch to your wish with heart-touching emotion. If you are living in India where people speak Hindi more than English, then you should definitely send your brother wishes in Hindi only, and to make your task easy, we have some best wishes here in Hindi. Let’s have a look:

  1. रिश्ता हम भाई बहन का,
    कभी मीठा कभी खट्टा,
    कभी रूठना कभी मनना,
    आज हैं जन्मदिन भाई तुम्हारा,
    तो लाना बड़ा सा केक,
    एक साथ मनायेगे खुशियों का दिन ये हमारा….

  2. हो पूरी दिल की हर ख्वाहिश तुम्हारी,
    और मिले खुशियों का जहान तुम्हे,
    अगर आज तुम मांगो आसमान का एक तारा,
    तो भगवान दे दे सारा आसमान तुझे!

  3. ऐसी क्या दुआ दूँ भाई, जो आपके लम्हों पर ख़ुशी के फूल खिला दे;
    बस ये दुआ है मेरी,सितारों सी रौशनी खुदा आपकी तकदीर बना दे..! जन्मदिन मुबारक हो भाई

  4. आसमान की बुलंदियों पर नाम हो आपका भाई,
    चाँद की धरती पर मुकाम हो आपका भाई,
    हम तो रहते है छोटी सी दुनिया में,
    पर खुदा करे सारे जहान पर राज हो आपको मेरे भाई…! Happy Birthday Bhaiyya!

  5. हर राह आसन हो,
    हर राह पे खुशिया हो,
    हर दिन ख़ूबसूरत हो,
    ऐसा ही पूरा जीवन हो,
    यही हर दिन मेरी दुआ हो,
    ऐसा ही तुम्हारा हर जन्मदिन हो….!!

  6. फूलों ने अमृत का जाम भेजा है,
    सूरज ने गगन से सलाम भेजा है,
    मुबारक हो आपको नया जन्मदिन,
    तहे-दिल से हमने ये पैगाम भेजा है…

  7. जन्मदिन तुम्हे मुबारक हो..
    हर दिन युही खुस रहो…
    खुशियाँ और तरक्की तुम्हारे साथ हो…
    हर साल जन्मदिन मानते रहो…

  8. बार बार यह दिन आए,
    बार बार यह दिल गाये,
    तू जिए हजारो साल,
    येही है मेरी आरज़ू..
    !!!!….जन्मदिन की खूब शुभकामनाये….!!!

  9. ज़िंदगी की कुछ खास दुआए लेलो हमसे
    जन्मदिन पर कुछ नजराने ले लो हमसे
    भर दे रंग जो तेरे जीवन के पलो में…..
    आज वो हसी मुबारक बाद ले लो हमसे

  10. पल-पल इंतज़ार करते हैं जन्मदिन के लिए;
    वो दिन भी आयेगा तो पल दो पल के लिए;
    गुजारिश हमारी है उस घड़ी से;
    वो पल जल्द से लाये दिन भर के लिए।
    **** हैप्पी बर्थ डे भाई ****

  11. Birthday है आपका,
    देते हैं हम यह दुआ,
    एक बार जो मिल जाएं हम,
    होंगे ना कभी जुदा,
    जान लूटा देंगे तुझपे,
    है यह अपना इरादा,
    साथ देंगे जीवनभर का,
    है यह हमारा वादा…
    **** हैप्पी बर्थ डे भाई ****

  12. ख्वाहिशों के समंदर के सब मोती तेरे नसीब हो;
    तेरे चाहने वाले हमसफ़र तेरे हरदम करीब हों;
    कुछ यूँ उतरे तेरे लिए रहमतों का मौसम;
    कि तेरी हर दुआ, हर ख्वाहिश कबूल हो।
    ********* जन्मदिन की बधाई ********

  13. दुआ है की कामयाबी के हर शिखर पर आप का नाम होगा,
    आपके हर कदम पे दुनिया का सलाम होगा,
    हिम्मत से मुश्किलों का सामना करना मेरे भाई,
    हमारी दुआ है की वक़्त भी एक दिन आपका गुलाम होगा!!
    **** हैप्पी बर्थ डे भाई ****

  14. हर बार तुम्हारे जन्मदिन पर पुरानी यादों के
    चिराग रोशन हो जाते हैं।
    यादों के जुगनू पलकों की कोर में टिमटिमाने लगते हैं।
    आओ तुम्हारे इस जन्म दिन पर फिर से रोशन करें
    यादों के उन चिरागों को।
    **** हैप्पी बर्थ डे भाई ****

  15. भाई से बेहतर कोई दोस्त नहीं है, और आपसे कोई बेहतर भाई नहीं है। भैया जन्मदिन, की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं!

  16. गुल को प्यारा गुलशन मुबारक,

    शायर को शायरी मुबारक,

    चाँद को चाँदनी हो मुबारक,

    आशिक़ को उसको उनका प्यार मुबारक,

    हमारी तरफ से आप को भाई, आपको आपका जन्मदिन मुबारक।

  17. तमन्नाओ से भरी हो आपकी जिंदगी,

    ख्वाहिशों से भरा हर पल,

    दामन भी छोटा लगने लगे,

    इतनी खुशिया दे आपको ये नया आने वाला कल!!

    जन्मदिन मुबारक।

  18. गगन में हो इतने तारे की आसमान दिखाई ना दे,

    आपकी ज़िंदगी में हो इतनी खुशियाँ की गम दिखाई ना दे.

    जनमदिन की शुभकामनायें भाई

  19. जिंदगी का जो सबक तुमने मुझे सिखाया, वह किताबों 📚 में भी न था ।
    माँ और पापा के बाद तुम्ही थे जिसने हर सफर पर मेरा हाथ थामे रखा ।😢
    मेरी जिंदगी में तुम्हारे जैसा दूसरा कोई नहीं ।🙂 🙏
    आपके जन्मदिन पर दुआ है मेरी कि सलामत रहो तुम सारी जिंदगी…🙏
    🎂🍫🍬हेप्पी बर्थडे भैया…🎂🍫🍬

  20. सब से अलग हैं मेरा भैया,😚
    सब से प्यारा है मेरा भैया,😘
    कौन कहता हैं – खुशियाँ ही सब होती हैं जहाँ में,
    मेरे लिए तो खुशियों से भी अनमोल हैं मेरा भैया…😘😘
    जन्मदिन मुबारक हो भैया….🎂🍫🍬

Birthday Message for Brother:

If you love your brother very much, then you should celebrate his birthday with lots of balloons, cakes, candles, lights, etc. You should also invite his friends to the party. He will surely love this. You may also prepare a card to gift him during birthday celebrations, and on that card, you may write any sweet message for the brother to let him realize you love him very much. If you don’t know what to write as a happy birthday message for brother, then look at the list below:

  1. Superheroes are one in a million. Great brothers like you are one in a lifetime. Happy Birthday!

  2. You are more than just a brother, you’re also my best friend and someone I know I can count on to be there for me in good times and bad. Thanks for always having my back. Happy Birthday!

  3. I am going to request my bank for a bigger locker so I can stow away my biggest asset – which is U. Happy birthday bro.

  4. Happy birthday, dear brother! May this year bring the most wonderful things into ur life, you truly deserve it!

  5. I should call you Broogle because you help me to solve all the problems to which I can’t find answers in Google. Happy birthday bro.                                                                                                                               

  6. Another birthday. Another year under your belt. Let me know when you can see the buckle. Happy birthday.

  7. Happy birthday to my brother and best frnd, the only guy I can depend on to get me in and out of trouble.

  8. Sending u warm birthday wishes along with your favourite red velvet cake! This year u can gobble the entire cake but next time, be ready to share it with me! Happy birthday brother.

  9. Whenever I call u my brother I feel so proud of myself because I have the best man of the world as my dearest brother. U are the reason for whatever I have done till today. I am achieved a lot in my life and that is all because of your mental support. Have a luvly birthday brother. Take care.

  10. I would never change the fact that my adviser, my partner in crime and my most loyal friend is actually my brother. Happy birthday!

  11. Happy birthday to the most swt and best brother in the universe. Thanks for being with me and sharing my feelings. We have built so many memories since childhood days. Happy birthday bro!!!

  12. Your simple words could bring a big smile to my face. I’m really thankful to GOD fr giving me such a luving brother.

  13. You are the mst amazing and inspiring person that I have ever met. Thank you for your guidance and support in my life. Hve a joyful and unforgettable day!

  14. Dear brother, it is not only clothes and properties that people share together, they also share love, peace and harmony. I am indeed pleased to share this wonderful message with you—happy birthday my love!

  15. You are a great guy; there is no need to doubt or be dismayed. You have so many unique qualities that make you the special person you are. Don’t worry about others who are jealous of your shining star.

  16. They say you can choose your friends but not your family. I just want you to know that if we weren’t already brothers I would choose to be friends with you in a heartbeat! I’m so lucky to have a brother like you! Happy Birthday!

  17. Thank you for my great childhood memories. Here’s to many more memories to come. Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest brother!

  18. I’m happy to see the young man you have become today. I still remember all the favours u conveniently forgot to repay. But just because you never paid, does not mean our bond will ever fade.

  19. Happy birthday to my special brother! Your presence in my life makes it much more joyful and colourful! Wishing you all the most precious things that life cn bring!

  20. I wish you a very happy birthday with all the love from the deepest corners of my heart. You are the bst brother one could ever dream of. Happy Birthday.

Birthday Quotes for Brother:

If you haven’t selected any bday wish, then look at this list of happy birthday brother quotes. These bday quotes for brother are different from the above. Some of these are funny, and some are formal. You will find that funny birthday quotes for brother will make him laugh. So, what you are waiting for? Go through these happy birthday bro quotes:

  1. Get used to the volume of birthday wishes, every year they are bound to lessen more and more! Happy Birthday to my overly popular brother!

  2. The warmest wishes on your special day, bro! The moments that we shared are so precious to me. I hope v will have lots of them in the future as well!

  3. Who needs friends when I hve a cool brother like u? We totally rock bro! Huge party due! Happy birthday!

  4. Dear brother, u have always been a true friend to me. I hope this will never change. Wishing u all the best on your special day!

  5. Brothers are what best friends can never be. Happy birthday to one such bro.                                             

  6. You have been everything I could ever ask for, and nothing I wouldn’t want in a brother. Happy birthday.

  7. Thank you for being an excellent friend and the most caring brother to me. Happy bday!

  8. Thank you brother fr all the memories of our childhood days. Without you the world would have been colourless to me.

  9. It‘s a great blessing to hve such a loving and understanding brother like you. I love you and wish you a brilliant birthday!!

  10. Thank u for being there for me all this while, I appreciate you for everything you have done in my life; happy birthday to yu!

Birthday Status for Brother:

You can also put these happy birthday wishes for your brother on Facebook or WhatsApp as status. This is trending now. Nowadays, every one of us is putting the status on social media to wish our friends, relatives, family members, etc. on their bday, promotion, events, etc. So, you should also try this at once. Just add a happy birthday brother status on Facebook or WhatsApp with an excellent caption. Add a photo of your brother with you along with the caption. Here are some caption ideas:

  1. Happy birthday to our parent’s second favuorite child. I wish you the best on ur special day.

  2. I could never choose and I never would to have anyone as my brother except you. Happy birthday brother!.

  3. Having A Younger Brother Like You Is Like Opening A Present Every Day Wish You A Birthday Filled With Joy, Dreams And Love

  4. I have always looked up to u. You are the best brother in the whole world and my ideal. Happy Birthday, May u have a lot more.

  5. You are another year older, a handsome young man for all to see. Please understand and never forget; none of ur girlfriends will ever be as pretty as me.                                                                                

  6. Birthdays are full of wishes, surprises, and smiles. I hope u had your fill because that’s all you’ll get frm me for a while.

  7. Having A Younger Brother Like u Is Like Opening A Present Every Day Wish You A Birthday Filled With Joy, Dreams And Luv

  8. Happy birthday 2 my special brother! Ur presence in my life makes it much more joyful and colourful! Wishing you all the most precious things that life can bring!

  9. Dear Brother, No matter how much I hate you, I will always love you. Happy birthday!

  10. You have the most beautiful of hearts and the wisest of minds and it is my honor to have u as my brother. Happy birthday!

Birthday is one of the special days for everyone. It does not matter whether he is your elder or younger brother, sending birthday wishes to your dear brother is a great way to express your love and gratitude towards him. Make him feel loved and special. Thank him for everything he has done for you till now by sending awesome happy birthday brother messages. Those birthday wishes are said to be the best that can express your true love and affection. So, on your brother’s birthday, make him feel special by sending some heart touching messages to show him how much his sister/brother loves him.

These funny birthday wishes are for your friends, brother, sister, family, relatives and your colleagues. Make them laugh on their special day.

Happy Birthday Funny Wishes, Greetings, Quotes and Images

fun birthday wishes messages

Birthdays are a reminder that you’ve survived another year of tough adventure in this world. That despite challenges, here you are enjoying the life you’ve been given. So, eat your cake, get a massage, or buy that gadget you’ve been eyeing for months.  Better yet, simply spend the day with your loved ones. You’re special and you deserve to be happy, especially on your birthday!

We’ve compiled a humongous list of birthday wishes for all your loved ones. We have it all on this page – from funny birthday wishes to heart-tugging messages!

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General Birthday Wishes

As you look back on yesterday, may your memories be warm ones. As you celebrate today, may your heart be filled with happiness and joy. As you look ahead to tomorrow, may your deepest hopes and dreams come true for you!

A birthday is when you celebrate when you came into this world, It’s not about presents, it’s about being with friends & family that you love, I’m writing you this to tell much I appreciate you, This was the day it was raining when you were born because heaven was crying for losing an angel like you! Happy Birthday!

Forget how long you’ve lived. Look at how much you’ve accomplished and how much life lies before you. Happy birthday!

Wishing you health, love, wealth, happiness and just everything your heart desires. Happy Birthday!

On this special day, I wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! May you have a fantastic birthday and many more to come. Happy Birthday!

May life’s brightest joys illuminate your path, and may each day’s journey bring you closer to your dreams! Happy Birthday!

I hope this next year of life brings wonderful people and memories for you! Wishing you many many more healthy and happy years to come! Happy birthday!

Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday to someone who is forever young.

Be happy! Today is the day you were sent to this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person. May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams.

May you create a memory today that becomes your happy place in all the many years yet to come. Happy Birthday!

You are like a fine wine, you keep getting better with age. Happy Birthday!

Because today is a special day, sending birthday wishes simply wouldn’t do, so I’m sending you a day when all of your dreams come true, and a year that means the most to you!

Wish you a very happy birthday. May life lead you to great happiness, success and hope that all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day!

Hope the sun shines on you, the wind is at your back, your food tastes good, you see smiles and hear laughter every day and not just on your birthday.

Thinking about you on your birthday and wishing you much happiness. Happy Birthday!

My birthday wish for you is that you continue to love life and never stop dreaming. May beauty and happiness surround you not only on your special day but always. 

Wishing you happiness
To welcome each morning,
Wishing you laughter
To make your heart sing.
Wishing you friendship
Sharing and caring,
And all of the joy
The birthday can bring!

May all of your birthday wishes come true!

Because today is a special day simply sending birthday wishes, wouldn’t do. So I’m sending you a day when all your dreams come true and, a year that means the most to you!

I hope you have the best birthday ever. You are such a sweet person and I wish nothing but the best for you on your special day.

May your day shine brightly like your smile, with the warmth of your heart, & a day that reflects as wonderful as you are. Happy Birthday!

I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is filled with much love, many wonderful surprises and gives you lasting memories that you will cherish in all the days ahead. Happy Birthday.

Have a wonderful day and fabulous year.

Happy Birthday!!! I hope this is the beginning of your greatest, most wonderful year ever!

I wish that for every extra candle on your cake, you receive an extra reason to smile. Happy Birthday to you!

On your birthday, may you be filled with laughter, joy, and peace with your family and close friends, content in all life brings.

There couldn’t be a better day
To take a chance to say,
That you are wished a joy and luck-
Be happy every day!

I wish you to celebrate all the wonderful things that make you so special, not just on your special day, but on every day of the year!

Hope your birthday is totally cool, really fantastic, wonderful, exciting, majorly awesome, rocking and HAPPY. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! I hope that you will have a truly marvelous and joyous day with family and friends.

May this day be the beginning of another beautiful year for you. May there be pleasant surprises, loads of joy and infinite happiness. Wish you a very happy birthday.

Keep lighting up the world on your birthday!

You’re at that perfect age where you’re old enough to know better but young enough not to care.

May your birthday be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter, love, and cheer.

As you celebrate your special day, I celebrate you. Wishing you a very happy birthday.

May your special day…Surrounded with happiness, Filled with laughter, Wrapped with pleasure, Brightened with fun, Blessed with love, Remembered with joy,…and enriched with hopes. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Celebrate the best-ever birthday party today, but don’t forget to celebrate each and every day, along with the happiness that each day brings.

I wish you luck, happiness, and riches today, tomorrow and beyond.

You are special and I hope that you float through the day with a big smile on your face. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning, and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You’re a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!

Count the age, not the wrinkles you have. Count the blessings and wonderful experiences you’ve had, not the mistakes you’ve made. Happy Birthday!

May you always have enough happiness at your life to keep you sweet, enough trials and errors to keep you strong, enough success to keep you trying, enough faith to give you courage and enough determination to make each day a good day to remember.

A Happy Birthday
May everything that’s glad and sweet
Make Birthday happiness complete.

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Happy birthday, a very hearty greeting, good wishes not a few, for every happy fortune on this birthday for you.

Wishing you a day that is as special in every way as you are. Happy Birthday!

You will soon start a new phase of life! But that can wait until you are older. Enjoy another year of being young. Happy Birthday.

Thinking of you on your birthday, and wishing you all the best! I hope it is as fantastic as you are, you deserve the best and nothing less.

Let happiness reach your eyes, enthusiasm reach your smile, and resilience reach the temples of your face every time you look at someone. May you pass on your love and joy to everyone around you. Wishing you the best birthday ever!

Hope your special day, brings you all that your heart desires! Here’s wishing You a day full of pleasant surprises! Happy Birthday!

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Love and laughter are two of the things that you have given me that make life more fun. Thanks. Happy Birthday.

I hope you have a wonderful day full of happiness & that your wishes come true! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Wishes For Your Loved Ones

Happy Birthday Wishes For Daughter

You have always made us proud. Happy Birthday to our dearest daughter.

Happy Birthday to our beloved daughter. May you be blessed with all the good things you deserve.

No matter how old you are, to me you will always be my little girl. Have a brilliant Birthday!

Happy Birthday to my little girl. I wish you to love life and never stop dreaming! May beauty and happiness surround you today and always!

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I have been so blessed to have you as my daughter. You’re an incredibly smart and gorgeous woman and I am so proud of you. Happy Birthday!

My birthday gift for you is a whole lot of love, to wish you a day that’s as special as you are.

Happy Birthday Wishes For Son

When your mother was pregnant, we asked God to give us a son who grows up to become hard-working, honest and successful. You are living proof that God does answer prayers. You have made us the proudest parents in the world!

Words are simply not enough to express how amazing I feel to have you as my son. I love you. You make my life complete. Happy birthday, son!

Happy birthday to a wonderful son and a wonderful young man. A son like you is a gift from God.

I thank God everyday for the wonderful blessing he has bestowed upon your mother and me. Happy birthday son, I hope it is your best day ever.

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Son, you’re our greatest blessing. May your birthday and all your tomorrows be blessed with everything good in life!

You’re such a remarkable young man and you’ve made us so proud. We hope you have a very happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Wishes For Brother

Dear brother, you suddenly look more mature, wise, smart, clever and beautiful. Is it a miracle of the heavens or is it your Birthday today? Make it grand!

Thank you for all the fantastic and irreplaceable memories. I’m sending you loads of wishes on your Birthday, brother!

The childhood moments that I’ve shared with you are the closest to my heart than any other. I wish you a great Birthday and a great life ahead!

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Despite all of our differences and arguments, I still love you. Happy birthday, bro! 

Thanks for being my brother. I look so much better in all those family photos with you there. Happy Birthday!

Today is a perfect day to tell you that you are:
B – Brilliant
R – Resilient
O – Outstanding
T – Tolerant
H – Honest
E – Entertaining
R – Responsible
Enjoy your Birthday, brother!

Happy Birthday Wishes For Sister

You are everything that I could have asked for in a sister and more. I don’t which of us is luckier! Happy Birthday.

Sister, no other person could ever hold a candle to you, because you are too hot to handle! Happy Birthday! To my lovely and feisty sister.

You’re special, you’re a sister who fights with me, plays with me, shouts at me and annoys me. But you’re a great person on the inside and I love you my dear sister.

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You are everything I could ever want in a sister: darling, giving, and loving. Thank you for filling my life with not only laughter but love as well. Happy birthday!

I used to think you were just born bossy, but then I realized you got it from me! Good job learning from the master, little sis. Happy birthday to my annoying but beloved sister!

Growing up there were times I wished you weren’t my sister, but now I look back and laugh at how clueless I was. My life would be so empty without you in it. Happy birthday, beloved sis!

Happy Birthday Wishes For Father

I feel so blessed to have you as my Dad. I wish you a very warm and happy birthday.

I may not have told you often but I want you to know You are the best Dad anyone could have and I’m really lucky to have you. Happy Birthday Dad!

Dear Father, thanks for being there for me and supporting me all my life. Here’s wishing the best of blessings and good luck on your Birthday!

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If only all the children in the world
Could have a father as loving as you
The world would be a better place for all
So Happy Birthday, Daddy, to you!

You are the best Daddy in the world and I love you lots and lots and lots. Happy Birthday!

You’re the biggest celebrity of my life, Dad! On your Birthday today, I wish to thank you for every single thing you’ve done for me in life and every single smile you’ve given me. May the Lord bless you and keep you.

Happy Birthday Wishes For Mother

Dearest Mother, you guided me and gave me your boundless love. On your birthday I wish you much peace and joy. May your day and year be filled with blessings, and be as wonderful as you.

You are an everlasting bloom in a wonderful garden where only love and beauty grows! Happy Birthday, dearest Mother!

There is no other Mom like you. You stood by me even when I was wrong. I’m sending my love on your birthday and want to tell you how special you are to me today and always.

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Despite all that we do, you still love us unconditionally and we’re so grateful to have you as a mom. Happy birthday! 

Good kids come from good Mothers! You have always been the most amazing Mom. I am so grateful to share this special day with you!

Many are your gifts. A heart that knows love, a soul that knows joy, a spirit that knows giving. Thank you for being everything a child could ever want. Happy Birthday, dear Mommy!

Happy Birthday Wishes For Friends

Do you know why I never need to ask for any blessings from God? That’s because He has given me friends like you! Happy Birthday to you dear friend.

For my favorite friend, I wish you all your favorite things on your lucky day.

May your special day be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.

Wishing my friend a beautiful day
Hopes and dreams I’m sending your way
May all be good and all come true
On this very special day for you!

The perfect recipe for your year ahead should be 20 percent love mixed with 30 percent luck. Add on top 20 percent courage and garnish it with 30 percent health. Say cheers to life and have a Happy Birthday!

Special friends are a rare find, but am I glad that you are one of mine! Happy Birthday to a friend I’ll never forget!

Happy Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend

No birthday gift will be enough to make up for the gift you gave me – the gift of your love. Happy Birthday to amazing little you!

Do you believe in miracles? I sure do, because I found you! Happy Birthday to the best girlfriend in the whole wide world!

Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.

On the lovely occasion of your birthday, I just want to remind you that I deeply, truly, madly am in love with you. Let’s make the most of your big day today! 

Happy Birthday to the sweetest girlfriend ever! You deserve all the success, happiness and love in the world. Let’s celebrate this special day of your life together.

Nothing brings me more happiness than the smile on your face. I want to see that smile on my girlfriend’s lips forever. Celebrate! You deserve the best.

Happy Birthday Wishes For Boyfriend

It’s time to pop the champagne, make some real noise, throw confetti and burst balloons. Have a superb day and a fantastic year ahead of you!

Happy Birthday to the lovely boy of my dreams. Let’s celebrate this special day of your life and party like there’s no tomorrow.

Happy birthday my dearest and sweetest, not a day goes by when I do not think of you and how empty my life would be if you were not here.

My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday to the person who means the most to me in this world. I hope your birthday wishes come true. I know mine did the day I met you. Thank you for always being right by my side, sweetheart.

Our love will never get old. That’s because, together, we’re forever young. May we always drink from the fountain of youth. Happy birthday, darling!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!

Growing up is mandatory but growing old is optional. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays, when you hear from people you don’t usually talk to. Happy Birthday!

You were born on this date, so we are going to put fire sticks in baked goods and sing at you while you sit there awkwardly. Happy Birthday!

I’m glad you were the strongest sperm. Happy Birthday, Bud! 

Happy birthday! Sorry, we started without you!

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you. Happy Birthday!

Another year older, none the wiser. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, Buddy! I will always be there for you unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute. Then I will miss you! 

The best way to enjoy your Birthday each year is to keep getting more gifts but never remember your age.

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.

Smile while you still have teeth. Many many happy returns of the day!

I was searching for the perfect way for wishing you a happy birthday, that I totally lost track of time… So now I need to wish you a happy belated birthday, don’t say that I didn’t try…

Happy birthday! Enjoy this day and don’t eat too much cake without me

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!” 

I couldn’t choose between all those cool gifts, so I didn’t buy you anything… But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention, I must be the most perfect gift there is! Enjoy your birthday!

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday! 

Wishing your Facebook wall is filled with wishes from people you have never met!

Old age is when you want to get up and offer your seat to a young girl, but…can’t…Happy birthday!

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday.

May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.

I wish to send thousands of words to you… But I’ll reduce them only in 3 magical words! WHERE’S THE PARTY??? And what did you think? 🙂 Happy Birthday, sweetie!

Happy Birthday to you! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth!

Happy Birthday Quotes

Each day comes bearing its own gifts, untie the ribbons. – Ruth Ann Schabacker

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why. – William Barclay

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. – Oscar Wilde

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – George Harrison

Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had, and what you’ve learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. – Abhishek Bachchan

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. – Voltaire

Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. – Frank Sinatra

May your birthday bring each special thing that you have waited for & everyday ahead holds lots of happiness in store..

Be grateful for another year that God gave you to live in this world, and thank him for another mission that he gave to you to solve.

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. – Franz Kafka

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – Andre Gide

Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.

As you grow up, make sure you have…more dreams than memories, more opportunities than chances, more hard work than luck and more friends than acquaintances. May you have the very best in life. Happy Birthday!

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. – Sammy Hagar

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. – Audrey Hepburn

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Someone asked me once what I wanted for my birthday, I said I want more. More love, more laughter, more peace more fun, more good days than bad.

A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy. – Abhishek Bachchan

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

If someone forgets your birthday, take it as a compliment. You must have not aged enough to be noticed.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – Edward Morykwas

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain

You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, Happy Birthday!

I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just ‘Happy birthday!’ because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day. – Aimee Bender

Birthdays should be remember, it is a special occasion that you must celebrate. Make it happy, you have nothing to worry about age but instead you or we should thanks the Lord for all the good memories that we already experienced.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball

A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

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The Ultimate, No-Holds-Barred List of Funny Birthday Wishes

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Birthdays are joyful occasions! They mark dates in which special people came into this world. The best people that one can be associated with are the ones who appreciate funny things in life. Being able to laugh about situations, even the fact that one is getting older, is a good thing! It is the sign of someone who knows how to handle different occurrences and has a great sense of humor! Of course, teasing should always be handled with care, because you wouldn’t like to hurt anyone’s feelings, let alone on their birthday…

To celebrate the special people you associate with who know not to take life too seriously, one must send them messages that are funny. Located here are messages you can send to friends, women, and men that are humorous and commemorate their special days in the light-hearted ways that suit their personalities.

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Hilarious Birthday Messages for Friends

  • When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!
  • Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!
  • Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!
  • Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
  • If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
  • Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!
  • Happy Birthday to a friend, who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!
  • Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!
  • Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
  • On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
  • Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
  • Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
  • Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!
  • As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like always use Bengay!
  • Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!
  • Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!
  • Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!
  • Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!
  • Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!
  • Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!
  • Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other stalkers on the web who call themselves your ‘friends’ too.
  • I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.
  • Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!
  • We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two bitches who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.
  • Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.

 

Absurd Birthday Messages for a Woman

  • May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!
  • Cheers to a woman who has been thirty, fifty times!
  • Happy Birthday, to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!
  • You are no longer a young woman. That’s all I got!
  • Wishing you the very best! Goodness, woman! You are really old! I mean, really, really…
  • When you were born, the sun shone…for the very first time!
  • Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!
  • Cheers to a woman who rises above others! In age and amount of wrinkles!
  • Happy Birthday to a friend that has no secrets from me but always fills in her ‘birth date’ field alone.
  • Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!
  • Now, you can tell me what it’s like to be the oldest woman there is!
  • Today, avoid all mirrors! You don’t want to see that old lady!
  • Cheers to a woman who has dyed her gray hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!
  • Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!
  • There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!
  • Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!
  • You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!
  • Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!)
  • Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!
  • Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for a Man

  • Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway!
  • Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!
  • Since the dawn of time, you have been here! Today, is no different!
  • Your beard may be gray, your wrinkles may be deep, but hey, at least there is cake!
  • Here is hoping that toupee and girdle works out for you! Happy Birthday, old man!
  • A man like you deserves to have fond memories of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no more dinosaurs!
  • Happy Birthday, to a man who has witnessed great things! Invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing…
  • Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!
  • Today, reflect on the fact that you have been here from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!
  • On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars!
  • Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded!
  • Today is a day to ask important questions! Like, why are you so old?
  • Cheers to a man who thinks he is still thinks he is young, but isn’t! You have really embraced delusion!
  • As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don’t worry about that! You already are!
  • Today, you have really achieved something! How does it feel to be the oldest man alive?
  • If someone doesn’t acknowledge your age, then that person is not really looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!
  • Happy Birthday, to a man who is old and gray! So old and so gray!
  • Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man!
  • Happy Birthday, man! Remember nothing is promised! Like the amount of aches that you will get!

 

Hilarious Birthday Messages for your Sister

  • Do you know the similarity between you and a cow? Well, just the face. Happy birthday, dear sister. May you moo till the end of times.
  • I thought of doing some charity today, and you are the nearest mentally-ill person I could find. So, happy birthday, sweet sister! Now keep smiling like you are doing right now.
  • You are very gifted person; in a race of two people, you would always be the first runner up. So, a very happy birthday to you, sis. May your talents keep shining like this always.
  • I have always said you were ‘special’, because the term ‘retards’ is politically incorrect. But anyway, I love the way you are. Happy birthday, little sister.
  • You remember how mother used to say to keep our mouths shut unless we had something good to say? Well, it appears I can only say one thing, since the rest would be horse shit: Happy birthday, sis.
  • You never seem to age you bitch, so let me remind you how old you really are: you’re old enough to drink, young enough to get pregnant, and just the right age to make something of yourself. So by all means, hurry up before it’s too late! Oh, and, as they say, many happy returns.

 

Funny Happy Birthday Messages for your Brother

  • This is one of the few days when you can come out of the jungle and act like humans. To celebrate that, I wish you a very happy birthday.
  • I am happy for you today, even though you are adopted and were found in a bin. Wishing you a very happy and prosperous birthday, bro.
  • A wise man said “we hurt only those who we love”. This is probably why I beat you all the times. Happy birthday, brother. May your bones heal soon.
  • It really doesn’t matter that you are ugly, stupid and useless. For me, you will always be family. Happy  birthday, brother.
  • Dear bro, I know we don’t always get along, I mean, except when we’re both wasted, but I really want to wish you a very happy birthday. So, I brought beer. You’re welcome.
  • Hey brother, you’re very welcome. You have such a great sister in me, no wonder you turned out so awesome! Have the best birthday ever. We both deserve it.
  • Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite brother of all time- I know you’re my only brother, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.
  • Stellar, rock star, rad, amazing, super awesome, gorgeous- wait, who are we talking about? Oh sorry, that was me. But you’re pretty cool too, bro. Have a very special birthday!
  • Wishing happy birthday to a bro who reminds me of the lil’ sister I never got. You came really close.

 

Ludicrous Birthday Messages for your Husband

  • My dear husband, science says that women live longer than men. Since you have lesser birthdays than me, I hope to make each one of them special. Happy birthday, darling.
  • Despite the numerous times you forgot to wish me on my birthday, I have a kind heart and pure soul. So, being gracious enough, I wish you a very happy birthday. May God bless you with a better memory and make you always find your car keys.
  • During our marriage, you promised that we will share everything with me. So I bought you an expensive makeup kit, which you can later share with me. Happy birthday, my love.
  • You have always been the best husband ever. Apart from the fact you are ungrateful, careless, lazy, pompous, dim-witted and too short. Apart from that, you are just perfect. Happy birthday, honey.
  • Hey old man, I knew when I met you that you’d be the best father, grandpa, and husband I could have asked for. So far, you’ve proven me wrong. Let’s just say you’re not the best, but you’re pretty close.
  • Babe, as you blow the candles out and make a wish today, I know your wish is for us both to be happy together. So, let’s go on that vacation I’ve always wanted.

 

Funny Birthday Quotes for your Wife

  • So, today is the day you get one more year older. Shouldn’t it be the right time to finally tell me your exact age? Anyway, happy birthday, my love. May you remain this beautiful forever.
  • You keep getting more beautiful with each year passing. For this, I have to give my gratitude to your beautician. Happy birthday, darling. May the cosmetics be with you.
  • Wishing a very happy birthday to the women who taught me to say “sorry” without any apparent reason. Stay the way you are (or maybe, be a little less like a Ninja Turtle, if possible).
  • Today is your great day. I do not want to ruin it by telling you that your food is overcooked and lacks taste, or that you create more mess than I did when I was 5 years old. So, I would simply like to tell you that you are an amazing wife. Happy birthday, my love.
  • Honey, today on your birthday don’t lift a finger. Don’t worry about the messy house or the dishes. It will all be there tomorrow.
  • Wishing a very happy birthday to my WIFE- sexy date for life. I love you with all my heart (and butt).
  • Babe, did you hear? Someone I absolutely love was born today! It’s YOU! Happy birthday, sweetheart. I loved you from the start and always will.
  • If I could count all the stars to tell you all the many ways you make my life happier and better, I would. But since you didn’t marry a scientist or astrologer, I’m just going to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY so you’re not further disappointed.

 

Entertaining Birthday Messages for your Mom

  • Hey, mother. Even though I have always criticized your food, the shit that they serve at the mess made me realize that your hand was pure gold. May you live forever and continue to make that delicious food for me.
  • Every time you threw a sandal/slipper at me, it only helped to keep me in line and make me a better human being. For that alone, I will be forever grateful to you.Happy  birthday, ma. May you live a long, long life.
  • I used to thing that mothers are the jailors for who have yet not had the chance to visit the jail. Now that I am an adult and have to wash my own clothes, I realize that mothers are simply the gifts for those who are too incapable to take care of themselves. Wishing you a very happy birthday, mom.
  • Remember the time when I used to wish that you get swapped by my best friend’s mom? Well, not saying that his mom is any less, but I have grown rather fond of you, so stay where you are. Happy birthday, mother. I wish you all the happiness in the world.
  • Dear mother, I know I was never perfect as a kid, and I’m still working on it, but thanks for not dropping me off at the shopping center and leaving me for grabs. I know it crossed your mind. But you’re just too good of a mom.
  • Dear mom, don’t be sad. You’re still so good looking that weird old guys mistake us for sisters. You still got it! Many happy returns.
  • To a mom who wiped my butt, fed me, clothed me and all the rest, you truly are the best. Of course, they tell me all that stuff was your job and came with the package.

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for your Dad

  • Happy birthday, dad. I simply can’t believe that it has been only 30 years since you were 18! May you look this young forever.
  • Have you heard of the phrase “Wiser with age”? Because I really doubt that you have (just kidding, don’t slap me). Happy birthday, dear father. May you continue to be this awesome forever.
  • I wish you keep smiling and showing your teeth like this forever (or as long as you actually have teeth). Wishing you a very happy birthday, dad.
  • Just FYI, my gift to you would be the hell lot of candles I had to buy to match your age. Apart from that, wish you a very happy and prosperous birthday, daddy.
  • Happy happy birthday to the greatest dad, farter, I mean father, and best friend. I love you, dad.
  • Happy birthday, dad. I know I say this enough, but I really appreciate all the horse shit you put up with from me. It makes me feel so much better about my future kids.
  • Hi daddy, just wanted to say thank you for marrying my mother- she really is great. Have the bestest of birthdays!

 

Silly Birthday Messages for your Boyfriend

  • Hey, honey: I know you birthday is almost over, but this is what you get for forgetting my birthday. I guess you have learnt your lesson now. Happy birthday, my love.
  • Remember how you told me that you want a Rolex watch as your birthday present? Well, I realized that it was stupid, so you are getting nothing. Wish you a very happy birthday, baby.
  • It is wonderful how you look younger with every year passing. Soon, I might go to jail for dating a teenager. Happy birthday, sweetheart. May you stay young in your heart.
  • To my dearest, sexy boyfriend: I just want to say that I really do love you with all my ___insert body past of interest here___. Happy birthday, babe.
  • Hi handsome, I know surprise parties aren’t your thing, plus I can’t keep a secret. So let’s just enjoy the company of being together and celebrating another year of this happiness. I love you and happy birthday. You’re the best boyfriend ever.
  • Babe, I’ve never met anyone more committed and focused to snack munching and TV watching than you. Congrats on all your biggest accomplishments. Of course, your best one is me.

 

Funny Happy Birthday Messages for your Girlfriend

  • Remember the time I said birthdays are for kids? Well, Happy birthday, my love. Hope you continue to spread that glorious smile of yours to everyone around you, even if that seriously tires your jaw.
  • Happy birthday, baby. And I seriously believe that you should tell me your age, because every time I try to guess it, my calculations land you under 18 and me under arrest. Apart from that, enjoy your special day.
  • There is not nearly enough times when I have told you how beautiful , caring and amazing you are. Do not listen to the people who say I am compulsive liar, they are just jealous that I have you. Happy birthday, baby.
  • Hey girlfriend, I’m so excited that you chose to spend the day with me rather than your actual ‘girlfriends’. It’s makes me feel so special. I’m so glad I found you and that we are the same type of weird. The world will never break us apart.
  • Wishing a happy birthday to the healthiest, sexiest, loveliest bitch I know. I’m beyond grateful to have you in my life.
  • To my amazing girlfriend: don’t worry about age, another year older is just another year you look hotter to me. I love you lots, baby.

 


Q&A Birthday Jokes

Q: Do you by any chance know what constantly goes up, but never ever comes down?
A: Your ever-growing age!

Q: What does the average cat love to eat at her birthday party?
A: Mice cream.

Q: What do Jesus Christ and Abraham Lincoln both have in common?
A: They were both born on public holidays.

Q: What do people who have the most birthdays have in common?
A: Old age.

Q: Why did couples have problems with each other before the 2000s?
A: Because Facebook reminder didn’t exist at that time to remind them of their partners’ birthdays.

Q: What happened to all the guests at Kim Jong-un’s birthday party bash?
A: Kim nuked them all so he wouldn’t share his cake with anyone!

Q: What do chickens love to eat at their birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

Q: Where can you find the best birthday present for your cat?
A: Inside a cat-alogue!

Q: What kills a person faster than cancer?
A: Too many birthdays!

Q: What type of cake was served at the birthday party of Penny from the Big Bang Theory?
A: Cheese cake.

Q: What type of cake do the people of North Korea serve at their birthday parties?
A: Cakes decorated with Kim Jong-un’s face.

Q: What gift do you always receive on your birthday?
A: A brand new age.

 

You Know You’re Old when… 

  • …the numerous candles on your birthday cake not only become more expensive than your cake itself, but also negatively impact the environment.
  • …kids feel safe to tell you their secrets because they know you will end up forgetting them.
  • …a teenager refers to you as a middle-aged man/woman.
  • …your mates start having children on purpose and not accidentally.
  • …people assume the first pet you ever owned was a dinosaur.
  • …your favorite songs are now elevator music.
  • …you see a smoking hot chick in bikini and the first thought that crosses your mind is, “I hope she’s wearing sun block”.
  • …all your favorite sportsmen and women have retired.
  • …it takes forever to scroll down to choose your year of birth on a website.
  • …the candles on your cake create a bonfire.
  • …your mates start running for president and other public offices.
  • …the once adorable Karate Kid is now an old man.
  • …you start feeling sleepy at the same time you used to go out at night to have fun.
  • …your fridge consists of more food than beer.
  • …teenagers start mistaking you for the legendary Keith Richards.
  • …that adorable kid you used to baby sit is no longer a kid.
  • …a Donna Summer song brings back a lot of memories.
  • …you can be slapped with the death penalty.
  • …prefer eating in than eating out.
  • …you fall down and die when someone tells you to act your age.
  • …you feel there’s nothing left in life to learn.
  • …in your childhood, Blackberry and Apple were nothing more than fruits.
  • …you start worrying about how you’ll pay your mortgage.
  • …acne problems are a thing of the past.
  • …birthdays remind you something to be forgotten.
  • …you lie about your age or are tempted to do so.
  • …your patronage of condoms begins to drastically decline.
  • …you start finding teenagers’ birthday parties annoying and repulsive.
  • …your loved ones keep telling you how young you look.
  • …hostage takers are not interested in taking you hostage.
  • …your friends pay firefighters to be on standby for your birthday bash because they are afraid your birthday candles might cause a disaster.
  • …you witnessed people getting burnt alive at the stake.
  • …you search everywhere for your reading glasses when it is on your head.
  • …if you have ever attended a Beatles concert.
  • …marketers start targeting you with anti-aging wrinkle creams.
  • …you can date someone half your age without breaking any man-made laws.
  • …your neighbors don’t even know it when you organize a party.
  • …your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them or have died.
  • …you finally know where your prostate is located.
  • …you once used telegraphs to send messages to your loved ones in faraway places.

 

Funny to Celebrate My Special Day | Short Jokes about your own Birthday

  • It is my birthday and I have no doubt in my mind that this is nature’s way of telling me to eat more cakes!
  • I guess this is the year I should start lying about my age. Happy birthday to me!
  • Wishing myself a super duper birthday! I hope my friends remember my birthday and not my age.
  • At this age, I don’t need to worry much about temptation because it is no longer interested in me.
  • Blowing out the candles on my birthday cake was indeed one heck of a good exercise for my lungs.
  • Today I understand why the word “birthday” ends with the letter Y!
  • They say the good die young. If that is true, then I must be a really bad a**. Happy birthday to me!
  • Today is my birthday and I’m another year closer to my death yet my family and friends are happy for me. What a terribly strange world we live in.
  • Few years ago, I fell down on the street and people laughed at me. However, today I fell and everyone was in a state of panic. I guess this means I’ve become an Old Timer. Happy birthday to me.
  • Today is my Big Day, and I’m proud to announce to the world that I don’t look a day over my actual age. Isn’t that awesome?!
  • On my birthday, I plead with all my friends who really love me to refrain from making any age-related jokes.
  • I am officially a year older today and I’m not bothered at all about that because I know my age is just the number of years that I have been a blessing to this world.
  • On my Big Day, I’m going to party in such a wild manner that many religions will waste no time condemning me straight to hell.
  • It is my birthday today, and I have every right to support wildlife by organizing a wild party.

Hilarious Birthday Quotes For Your Son

  • Dear son, although your birthday couldn’t rise to the prestigious status of national holiday, your mom and I will try to treat it as one. Maybe you should become president to make that happen.
  • Son, your taste, like your ken, has advanced in sophistication; so finding a gift for you was difficult. We hope you are not offended that we went with the basics — cakes!
  • I hope that the candles didn’t make you extremely hot for the new girls on the block. I don’t think they would mind, anyways! Happy birthday, my dear.
  • If you were a politician, your party color would be neither red nor blue but white because you are such a maverick! Happy birthday to you, my dearest son.
  • We should share, equally, all those lovely presents because today is also my day of being a mother/father. Happy birthday to you, son. I love you.

Absurd Birthday Messages For Your Daughter

  • Statisticians will consider your age insignificant, and just focus on counting your candles instead. But I know better than that! Happy birthday to my lovely daughter!
  • Your height is disproportional to your age, and makes me look like your younger sibling. But I love you, anyway. Keep soaring and growing, dear.
  • You are such a lovely, walking paradox; on the one hand, we are happy that you are growing, but on the other, we are reminded of how fast we are aging.
  • It seems like only yesterday when I ordered your first diaper change. Soon, the tables might turn, and you will order my last diaper change. Happy birthday, daughter!
  • Your mom/dad and I failed to name you appropriately. “Epitome of Beauty” is what should have been on your birth certificate.

Funny Birthday Greetings For Your Niece

  • Good to see that you are making progress towards the ultimate prize of great grand motherhood, many wrinkles, and, to be honest, lots of charm. Enjoy your day!
  • May Santa visit you this year, making your pockets heavier than your weight; not the other way round, like he did last year. Wishing you a joyous birthday with love.
  • Happy birthday, my dear niece. You may eat all the candies and biscuits you want but will have to pay a tax of 80% to me. I love and miss you so much, my dear.
  • At this nubile age, be careful of charming, hipster boys; they are predictable, ravenous puppies who will go to anyone who has the bone. Happy birthday, my love.
  • My dear niece, I pray that you will be manumitted from the ostensibly in vogue shackles of social media. Here’s to a free life!

Funny Birthday Messages For Your Nephew

  • I hope you are not going to keep shouting “mommy” like you did with a crying voice when you came out of the womb.  We love you so much, our precocious fellow. Have a blast!
  • I won a huge lottery on the day you were born, so please continue to bring me good luck each year with your charming smile. Happy birthday, my dear nephew.
  • Today, it will rain lots of ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, and peanut butter jelly sandwiches solely for your sweet tooth. Enjoy your day, darling.
  • Your parents are going to kill me today because you are about to be incredibly spoiled with amazing goodies! But it won’t hurt because I just can’t stop loving you.
  • I was usually the reluctant counselor when the young girlfriend had issues but now no more, because you can take care of things yourself. Happy birthday to my amazing, grown-up nephew!    

Absurd Birthday Greetings For Your Workmate

  • You make recalcitrant managers and superiors appear like wee boys, at least in our heads! Truly, office work is less cumbersome when you are around. Happy birthday, mate!
  • The buzzing sound of your short-tempered Benz, which stops every quarter of a mile, is always an indication that it’s closing time. Thanks for the service, mate.
  • Your hard talk and spontaneous outbursts are always welcome distractions from the throes of office labor. Just tone them down a bit next time. Wishing you a fun-filled birthday, mate.
  • If you ever find yourself at the point where you are forced to choose between a quarter-life crisis and a mid-life crisis, opt for the former because not all crises are created equal. Have a blissful birthday. Happy birthday, mate.
  • If I could dismiss everybody from work and hire only you, I would. Your childlike heart, and mega brains make you so indispensable. Happy birthday, and have a blast!    

Amusing Birthday Greetings For Your Grandma

  • Dear granny, I thought that your birthday won’t be special without me, but I realized that you have more beautiful, smart, and talented grand kids in your arsenal. May God continue to bless you.
  • Sweet grandma, I see that you are growing more youthful, athletic, and agile than most of us. We will love to have you on our baseball team this year. Wishing you a happy birthday!
  • Thank you for calling me out on my silly, puerile and dumb stuff. All the credit goes to you for grounding me in reality and making me a pragmatic person. Have a blast, grandma!
  • My dear granny, I want to be like you when I grow up, playing smart and invoking the “elderly clause” whenever I want to have things done my way. Wishing you a blissful birthday.     

Ludicrous Birthday Quotes For Your Grandpa

  • Dear grandpa, as you blow your candles, please wish to become a superhero so that I can play with you all day long and on vacations! Sending you lots of love and cheer.
  • Granddad, thank you for keeping mom and pa in check whenever they won’t let me have my way. You are the best partner in crime a kid could ask for. Sending you lots of love.
  • Grandpa, this year, the candles on your cake will be too many for you to blow alone. You can hire me for a nominal fee to do this routine work for you. Have a great birthday!

Hilarious Birthday Messages for all

  • Many happy returns! I believe you are officially able to be appraised on Antique Roadshow!
  • Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.
  • Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime.
  • If you were a dog…you’d be 7 times older than you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!
  • That’s your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call and cancel the fire department then?
  • Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Facebook told me it was your birthday and that I should write on your wall.
  • Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million.
  • My best wishes! I hope your husband treats you to a night out on the town–so you can enjoy having the house to yourself!
  • Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and STILL enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.
  • Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick butt though wouldn’t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.
  • Wishing you the best! I would say you don’t look another year older but if I tell one lie now it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. You look pretty good for your age!
  • If you were a grape I would stomp on you and make you into a delicious vintage wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!
  • The best part of birthday is the birthday cake. Wishing you the best. Where’s the cake?
  • Happy Birthday to a friend who I wouldn’t trade for all the Nutella in the world.
  • I couldn’t fit Channing Tatum in the box but I hope this gift will do. Happy Birthday to the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.
  • So I was watching Jurassic Park and I remembered it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!
  • I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!
  • I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.
  • Happy Birthday, my friend! I’m looking forward to getting together with you tonight to go over all of your Facebook birthday wishes from people that don’t give a rats behind about you the rest of the year.
  • On Wednesdays we wear pink. Happy Birthday, my totally fetch friend!
  • I’ll tell you a secret. I do believe it’s somebody’s birthday and just in case that person is you, Happy Birthday.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who remembers how to do the ‘Macarena’.
  • Stop crying. This is supposed to be a joyous occasion where we fill up on divine birthday cake and drink good cheer. Celebrate in merriment the day of your birth into this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy Birthday to you, dear friend!
  • If someone asks if you’re a God, you say ‘YES!’ . If you don’t Mr. Stay Puft will wreck havoc on our town. That was life lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to a friend who is fluent in movie quotes just like me.
  • Happy Birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM someone.
  • Best wishes. You’re not THAT old. You’re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”
  • Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 20 years in a row!
  • I was thinking about it and I think if someone was to make a movie about your life, Linda Blair would be perfect to play you.
  • You know that old sang the older you are the wiser you are? I used to think it was true but then I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to you.
  • I was at the antique store downtown and I ran across one of the toys from your childhood that you always talk about. Happy Birthday and Congratulations to someone who is old enough to have their childhood toys listed in the latest edition of the Kovel’s Antique Guide! Well done!
  • When you get to be your age you really should just throw caution to the wind and go “Why the hell not?!”. You are only young once! Go skydiving! Go skinny dipping in Tahiti! Go for a leisurely stroll up Mt. Everest.
  • Of all the people celebrating their birthday today, you are the least likely to be called “young” by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!
  • Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
  • Just to let you know that getting older doesn’t necessarily mean you have to grow up. You can always be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a Big Wheel.
  • Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You act like a monkey and you smell like a mountain goat. I think that means you belong in a zoo!
  • Happy Birthday to someone I am proud to say will ALWAYS be older than me. I love having you as my friend, even if it is only to make myself feel better about my age.
  • I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but hey you’re still driving! You’re not in too bad of shape.

Wrap-up

Once you have come up with the perfect birthday greeting for your friend, it is time to figure out how to send it. Written birthday cards are becoming a thing of the past but they seem to be more appreciated because of the care and time it takes to write out the card. Email and text message birthday greetings are perfectly acceptable, however, less personal. They are fast and easy to type and send. If you remember a birthday and are in the middle of a busy day it might be good to quickly send out a quick email or text so that you have your bases covered if you forget to call or send a handwritten greeting later on.


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Another year older, another cake to eat!

You wake up one day and realize that this day is more special than other days ... it's your bestie's bday! So, obviously you have to blow up her Facebook and Instagram with all the best happy birthday quotes to get her feeling special the moment she wakes up.

Your best friend is one of the most special people in your life. She has been there with you for so many memories both good and bad.

You have had wild times getting into some fun trouble and being partners in crime. You have had amazing experiences maybe traveling or going through life stages together. And you have been supportive through all of the hard times that both of you have come by.

The bottom line is your best friend is so important to you and you want to show them that you always care.

You could bake them a cake. If it were my best friend I would want vanilla with buttercream frosting *cough cough*.

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You could get them an awesome gift, maybe something she has been hinting at for a while. Or something sentimental that would make her smile. Or you could take her out, drinks, dinner all of that fun stuff.

It can be tough to celebrate your bestie's bday if you are far apart.

If you are in Philadelphia and your best friend lives in Boston it can be tough to get up there to see her if you both have busy schedules. But that doesn't mean you still can't do something special!

Sending her a quote or a message just to show that you care is a great way to just warm her heart. It doesn't have to be anything big or fancy to be special. You can just say a few small things and the rest will be taken care of.

If you are running out of funny, sweet or sentimental birthday wishes for your number one, look no further!

We have got a whole list of funny happy birthday quotes and wishes for you to share with your very best friend!

1. That's what best friends are for!

"Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday best friend!"

2. She is so special in your eyes.

"You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you"

3. Best friends are a dime a dozen.

"Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I'm so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day"

4. Sometimes she needs a reminder of how amazing she is.

"Happy Birthday to my amazing, beautiful, and fabulous best friend"

5. That day would be spectacular.

Happy Birthday beautiful friend. May your day be as beautiful as you are"

6. Because she deserves it!

"Happy Birthday. May each an every moment of your special day be filled with the same joy and happiness you bring to others."

7. Your best friend is a queen.

"Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday"

8. You always wish her the best.

"Happy Birthday. Live beautifully, love generously, laugh freely. Thanks for being a fantastic friend. I hope this year brings you the best that life has to offer"

9. She is the one and only.

"Happy Birthday to my irreplaceable friend"

10. Another testament to keeping each other a bit sane.

"Happy Birthday to one of my best friends! Here's to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya"

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11. If it can't be in person then send it over message.

"A big birthday hug for you!"

12. You wish the world for her.

"Wishing my friend a beautiful day. Hopes and dreams I'm sending your way. May all be good and all come true on this very special day for you"

13. Hopefully, it is.

"Happy Birthday to my incredible friend. I hope the year ahead is full of reasons to celebrate"

14. My wish for you ...

"May you live to be so old that the mere site of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers."

15. No limits apply.

"Fabulosity has no age. Happy Birthday, Girl!"

16. Could you imagine not having your best friend there to listen to your everyday rants?!

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous."

17. Wishing you love, every single day.

"I wish for you tremendous love, luck and laughter. For today, tomorrow and for days thereafter. Have a wonderful birthday!"

18. It just doesn't get any better than this level of happiness.

"I hope your Birthday finds you this happy."

19. All of the wishes for her.

"Wishing you happiness to welcome each morning. Wishing you laughter to make your heart sing. Wishing you friendship sharing and caring. And all of the joy the birthday can bring"- Noble Diary

20. *Winky face*

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!"

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21. The perfect combo.

"May your special day be sweet and spicy just like you, bestie!"

22. You can't help that you are so excited.

"Can't keep calm, it's my best friend's birthday"

23. Simple but meaningful.

"I treasure our friendship! Happy Birthday!"

24. She is your ride or die.

"Happy Birthday. My partner in crime, my very best friend"

25. She should shine on this day.

"Happy Birthday my friend! Today is a day to celebrate you, so make it special and surround yourself with everything that makes you feel like the star you are!"

26. You are always her #1 supporter.

"I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and to let you know that you are not alone. Should you need someone to lean on, I will be here for you."

27. Some bday advice for your bestie.

"A new year begins and it's like a movie. You are the director. Make it a good one. Happy Birthday"

28. That's a promise.

"I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you'll wish you'd never been born ... Happy Birthday!"

29. So bright and beautiful.

"Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart... It's your birthday cake"

30. Duh, need I say more?

"Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need."

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31. Sisters from another mister.

We have prepared for you the 105 best funny birthday wishes that you can choose as card or a message to send funny happy birthday wishes.

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