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November 18, 2018 1st Anniversary Wishes 1 comment

farewell wishes for a colleague These sample farewell wishes are perfect for saying how much Funny Farewell Messages to Colleagues.

The best part about is that they will be relatable to pretty much everybody including educators, teachers, specialists, engineers, IT folks, attendants, bookkeepers, business administrators or even the agreeable oldie working at the area grocery store. Read them below and consider how you can inject cleverness in your welcome.

Regardless of whether it is for your associates, managers, father, mother, companions or somebody in the family – ensure your witty lines put a grin on the new retiree’s face. Keep in mind to share your words on Facebook and Pinterest.

The best funny retirement wishes for coworkers and colleagues include:

  1. The days of 9-5 are past! happy days are here at last!
  2. After retirement, a 30 minute walk is the best thing to do for your ailments!
  3. All those years of working and now you can get back to acting like a child again!
  4. The job you waited for for 50 years! Retirement!
  5. Retirement! it’s like sleeping while you are awake. Well done!
  6. You can now not worry about doing anything wrong nor getting caught at it!
  7. What do you call a person who is always happy each and every Monday? Retired!
  8. Worked all me life, paid me due’s, now I will do, whatever I choose!
  9. Time to stop working for that living and working at living!
  10. You have finally “Got a Life!”
  11. Retirement! Where every day is Saturday!
  12. I don’t have to do it, I don’t want to do it and you can’t make me do it I’m retired!
  13. You’re retired, not expired!
  14. Enjoy the challenge of spending time without spending money!
  15. Retired! Say Hi to your pension and goodbye to the tension!
  16. You’re retied! We know your young at heart and slightly older in other places!
  17. Retired! No Alarm Clock! No problem!
  18. Are you going to be a secret agent? Licenced to chill?
  19. Now you’re retired, you know everything and have plenty of time to tell everyone about it!
  20. The joy of retirement is having nothing to do all day!
  21. Remember, with retirement, you can wake up in the morning with zero to do and go to bed having done a mere half of it!
  22. Retirement: It takes all the meaning out of weekends!
  23. Now you are retired, you realize you will never have another day off, right?
  24. Now you are retired, you can get up at 6 am and drive around slowly delaying people everywhere!
  25. Time to maximize that senior discount!
  26. No better feeling than going to bed with no alarm set for tomorrow!
  27. Retirement! The money is not as good but the hours are!
  28. Behind every retired man is a wife just wishing he would go back to work!
  29. Retirement: Half the money but now you get twice the husband!
  30. I’m retired! You’re not! Have fun at work tomorrow!
  31. You found your true calling, Retirement!
  32. On the retirement clock it’s always five O’clock
  33. Keep calm and enjoy retirement!
  34. When people ask you what you are doing tomorrow, do you even care what day of the week it is? Happy Retirement!
  35. Retired! I now smile all the time because I can’t hear a word you are saying!
  36. Now you are retired, how are the new bosses, your grand kids?
  37. You are going to be the coworker I miss the most when emailing you from a few feet away!
  38. Retirement! Time to start giving advice to others you never followed!
  39. Fragile bones and a weak bladder. You still looking forward to your retirement? Congratulations!
  40. I bet you never thought how important medical insurance was until you retired!
  41. You say retirement is an adventure? IS climbing out of bed, climbing atop couches and diving into take out food fun?
  42. After retirement the body grows older, the heart grows fonder and the mind becomes younger. All the best at trying to handle an old body with a young mind and fond heart!
  43. Hey, now you are retired you can’t afford to do all the things you wanted too, anyway! Happy Retirement!
  44. I am thankful retirement is not optional otherwise I would be stuck working with you, forever! Happy Retirement!
  45. Off to retirement? Say Hi to your two new best friends, bed and couch!
  46. Retirement, it is like a party with no drinking, no hook-up’s and you fall asleep. In other words, boring! Congratulations!
  47. Your retirement will be like a vacation, except you are now too old to do the fun stuff! Congrats!
  48. Most people spend their whole lives planning their retirement but when they actually retire, they don’t know what to do. Don’t let this happen to you.
  49. Remember to tire yourself out with gardening grand kids and chores!
  50. Hey with all your college degrees, you now get to be a Master of doing nothing! Well done!
  51. C’mon! We all know retirement is the companies way of saying you are getting too old to work!
  52. Doing the things you wanted to do is not what retirement is for. It is remembering what you had to do. Good luck, pensioner!
  53. Retirement is like being on the edge of a cliff. Just know your next step is a downward plunge! Good luck!
  54. The company retiring you says they have found more energetic, youthful and talented staff than you! Happy Retirement!
  55. For someone as idle as you, retirement will not matter. You will just be lazy on an official basis!
  56. Hey, now you are retired, enjoy the next project: Doing nothing all day!
  57. No more boss shouting at you, just your wife shouting at you! Enjoy retirement!
  58. It doesn’t matter if you are grumpy when you retire, people just expect it anyway.
  59. The first day you do not change your underwear, consider yourself officially retired!
  60. Now you have reached retirement, enjoy this new turning point as you realize how messed up your priorities were!
  61. It’s time to spend away your life savings! Enjoy retirement.
  62. Retirement is said to be the slow and painful lead up to the sunset years of your life. Have fun old timer.
  63. Retirement, the bubble that bursts when you thought you were at the zenith of your career. Good luck, buddy!
  64. Retirement is the company way of saying they have no more use for an old and lazy bum like you. Goodbye!
  65. Retirement is life’s way of saying you are too weak and feeble to work any longer! Congratulations!
  66. You know, being retired is the only time in life you do not really mind not having a holiday!
  67. Every day of your retired life should be like a Friday. Shame you will feel like it is Monday, every day. Good luck!
  68. Congrats on retiring. Have fun watching your life’s savings dwindle!
  69. Retirement is great if you have much to live for and much to live on.
  70. When your colleagues give you a watch you know time is no longer of importance. Happy retirement!
  71. When you retire, it’s going to be tough to tell the difference!
  72. Is mandatory retirement the same as compulsive poverty?
  73. Retirement, when time is no longer money.
  74. The way some people work you wonder if they will achieve anything when they retire!
  75. Retirement, maybe time for your wife to get a stomach ulcer with you around all the time?
  76. Now you are retired, you can be tired, yesterday, today and tomorrow.
  77. Now you are retired you can burn all your boxes. Saves money and gets rid of your past, too!
  78. Having worked all of your life, retirement should be easy!
  79. You know before you retired, you should have taken a week off and watched daytime TV every day!
  80. Now you are retired you will actually have time to read about problems with retirement!
  81. We know you retired for health reasons. You were sick of them, they were sick of you!
  82. Now you are retired you have nothing to do and no way to tell if you have done it!
  83. Now you are retired, can you still remember the things you wanted to do?
  84. Now your wife realizes you never gave your secretary enough sympathy during the daytime either!
  85. Drinking coffee on your own time is the one downside of retirement! Enjoy!
  86. Enjoy every retirement day as if it was your last day; one day you will be right about it.
  87. Now your retired, will your bedtime be after you have fallen asleep on the couch for three hours? Enjoy!
  88. The older you get the less peer pressure you will have. Well Done!
  89. Enjoy retirement and knowing you are over the hill when your back goes out more frequently than you do!
  90. On the bright side of being retired, kidnappers are less interested in you. Enjoy retirement!
  91. Happy Retirement. Go play golf and make your wife think you are still having fun!
  92. Enjoy your retirement! Don’t spend all your money just in case you don’t die!
  93. Is your happy retirement now a full time job for your wife?
  94. Enjoy and be proud of being gainfully unemployed Happy Retirement!
  95. Hey now you are retired, you don’t have to wear pants!
  96. Now I am retired I am not going to stop laughing because I am old, because you grow old when you do stop laughing!
  97. Working people have a lot of bad habits., but the worst of these is work. Congrats on your retirement!
  98. You are retiring from work ,not from life. Enjoy, my friend!
  99. Never act your age in retirement and have lots of fun!
  100. You don’t have to remember what you got up for anymore! Have fun in retirement!

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    Bid a cheerful good bye to your colleague with this ecard.

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  • A Warm Farewell!

    Wish a warm farewell through this ecard!

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  • Goodbye And Good Luck!

    Let your colleague know things won't be same without him/ her.

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  • I Will Miss You.

    A farewell message from the heart.

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  • A Farewell Note.

    Send this card to a colleague who is leaving.

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  • You Will Be Missed!

    Send these bunch of lovely daffodils to bid a warm good bye to your colleague/ boss.

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    Beautiful flowers to bid a warm farewell.

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    Send this ecard with beautiful flowers.

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    The average person may find themselves working for several different companies throughout their lifetime. Chances are you have encountered a coworker that is on their way out the door to transition to another employer. During this time of change, here are some funny farewell message to coworkers you can recite or share on their card to let them know how much they will be missed and the well wishes you send them.

    “All your life you were wondering why you tolerated an annoying boss and put up with irritating colleagues – retirement is the answer. Congratulations.”

    “Don’t worry about setting a budget for your retirement. Just focus on setting a timelines to fulfill all your dreams. Congratulations.”

    “Forget #ThrowbackThursday and #FlashbackFriday – now you have all the time in the world to lie on a hammock and think about the beautiful memories of your life. Congratulations on your retirement.”

    “If you thought that leaving meant you were finally able to get rid of me, you have made a big mistake, my friend. I will come and visit you all the time. Best of Luck!”

    “It is so hard to see you leave. But we have created plenty of memories for me to think about and reminisce for those lonely days that are about to come. Good luck and best wishes.”

    “It’s okay to be sad about your retirement, but it is much better to be happier about the awesome days that lie ahead. Congratulations.”

    “It’s easy to see that some people are simply bound for success and happiness, and I can tell that you will go far in life. Best wishes and many blessings. ”

    “Life is full of great adventures and you are about to embark on a brand new one. Good luck from all of us.”

    “Morning coffees will finally be what they are meant to be – relaxed and de-stressing. Happy retirement.”

    “No facades, fake smiles or charades – retirement is all about being who you are without a worry in the world. Congratulations.”

    “No more targets, no more goals, no more KPIs and no more meetings. All there’s left to do now is to unfurl all the happiness that life has in store. Congratulations on your retirement.”

    “Now you have no excuses for not having enough time for posting selfies with grandkids. Congratulations on retiring.”

    “Relax and have fun, but don’t let retirement douse the fire in your belly. Farewell and goodbye.”

    “Retirement is an opportunity that life gives you to stop complaining about not having the time or chance to do what you always wanted. Congratulations.”

    “Retirement is life biggest irony – you’ll get bored soon and start looking for jobs to do.”

    “Retirement is life’s way of giving you a second chance to turn over a new leaf.”

    “Retirement is the best time to spend all your savings – they aren’t going to be of much use later. Congratulations.”

    “Retirement is the only time when you can have a life without having a job. Congratulations.”

    “Retirement is when life gives you the greatest reward there can ever be – peace of mind. Congratulations.”

    “Retirement is your chance to be true to your own self. It is an opportunity to pick up forgotten hobbies and nurture the little kid within you. After all, it’s never too late to start living the life that you have always wanted to.”

    “Retirement marks the end of working for someone else and the beginning of living for yourself. Congratulations.”

    “Retiring is like falling in love for the first time. Thinking about it gives you butterflies in the stomach and you will never know how it feels until you actually retire. Happy retirement.”

    “Retiring too soon can rust the mind while retiring too late can rust the body. Did you time your retirement well?”

    “Start listening to your heart… it’s the best gift you can give yourself when you retire. Congratulations.”

    “The first destination you should travel to after retirement is a beautiful, elusive island cut off from the rest of the world – it’s called Happiness. Congratulations.”

    “The lights have dimmed and the cameras have stopped rolling. Life has yelled Pack Up, but there’s still time until The End. Congratulations.”

    “The main course of your life has been amazing. Now finish it off with a classic dessert. Wish you a happy retirement.”

    “You may have got many promotions throughout your career, but the best perks of your life star now as you spend more time with your friends and family. Congratulations on retiring.”

    “Your retirement actually means that you got promoted to one of the best roles in your life. Congratulations.”

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    Farewell Messages

    Farewell Messages: For any person, saying goodbye to a loved one is the hardest thing to do but acknowledging the fact that we have something that makes saying goodbye so hard makes it a bit easier. One should cheerish the best times spend with the loved ones and pray for their success. A person should not cry because it's all over but rather should appreciate the new beginning. Saying farewell to a co-worker who has been your support for years could be really painful but showing your love and respect towards him/her is much more important. To encourage your co-worker, or your friend you can simply write a farewell wish which is not only going to provide him a new energy but also will also boost his confidence. Do not fret if you are unaware of what to write or how to write farewell message as we are here to help you out. We have an amazing collection of messages, quotes and wishes which you can send to your loved ones and wish them good luck and farewell for the future. You can simply share these messages on twitter, facebook and whatsapp as they are absolutely free of cost. So, wish your co-workers now!

    The good times have come to an end and with a heavy heart I have to say farewell to you. All the best fo the future.
    It hurts to say goodbye. But I am optimistic that one day we will meet again.
    Saying goodbye is not easy. But I am happy for you as you are leaving for a new pace which offers you more opportunities. Farewell my friend!
    May your future be bright and prosperous and may you continue to make new friends. Farewell!
    With tears in my eyes and pain in my heart I bid goodbye to you. But I know that someday we will meet again. Farewell!
    Today we part, but it does not mean we are no longer friends. You will always remain there in my heart. Farewell, my friend!
    Today we say goodbye to one another with the hope that we will meet once again.
    Farewell my friend. I hope that you may always be surrounded by good people.
    There have been times when I have been rude to you. Today, as we part, I want to tell you how sorry I am. Farewell, my friend.
    I know that this parting is only temporary, because very soon we are going to meet again. Farewell for the time being.
    Every beginning has an ending. So, the day has come when we say goodbye to each other. Farewell my friend, I will miss you.
    Today we say goodbye with the hope that we would meet again someday. Farewell!
    Farewell my friend. May your life always be filled with happiness and joy. If fate permits, we would meet again soon.
    Today we are saying goodbye to each other. But there is no reason to feel sad. Think about all the happy moments that we shared together and a smile would surely come across your face. Farewell!
    Dear friend, for me saying farewell is just a formality for I know that we will meet again very soon. Goodbye for now.
    Forgive me for all the hurt that I have caused you.
    Farewell my friend.
    Hope to see you soon.
    Today I am saying farewell to you, but I am not at all sad. I know that you are going abroad in search of new opportunities. Goodbye and all the best for the future.
    May your journey be a pleasant one. Farewell and hope to see you soon.
    May the journey ahead be a comfortable and pleasurable one. Farewell and have a wonderful journey.
    You joined as a colleague but over the years became my best friend. We shared so many fond memories, but nothing lasts forever. The time to say farewell has come.
    Wishing you a bright and prosperous future.
    Farewell dear son. Your absence will really pain us, but we know that this parting is for your greater good. Farewell and do well in your studies.
    I had really grown fond of you and do not know how I will spend the days without you. Farewell, may this parting be a short one.
    Saying farewell is tough but for me it is a moment of happiness because I know you are going away for a better and more prosperous future.
    Goodbye my friend.
    Alas, the time has finally come to say goodbye. You have been an awesome colleague and great friend.
    Wishing you all the best for your future. Farewell.
    The most dreaded day has finally arrived. The day to say goodbye has come. Hoping that these months pass by soon and we meet again. Farewell, my friend.
    We met as colleagues but as the years passed by we became the best of friends. But now the time has come to part. Farewell my friend and all the best for your future.
    I will always remember the good times we spend together. Those precious moments were the best times of my life. Farewell my friend; hope to see you soon.
    I had never thought saying goodbye would be so painful. Today as we part I am forced to say goodbye. But, I know, that we would meet again very soon. Till then, goodbye my friend.
    Today is the saddest day of my life. I had never imagined that one day I would have to say farewell to my best friend. Goodbye dear friend, hope to see you soon.
    Just consider this farewell a temporary phase, because we are parting and will meet again very soon.
    May you have a wonderful journey.
    Under your guidance, I learned more than I could ever have comprehended.
    Farewell!
    Saying goodbye is tough because very few good people come in our lives. Farewell my friend; wishing you a bright and prosperous future.
    I have met many people in my life but have come across a few good ones. You are one of those precious people who fill other’s life with happiness and joy. But, the time to part has come. Farewell, my friend.
    You have been an exceptional employee, great coworker and a dear friend. Wish you all the best for your future endeavors. Farewell!
    I am thankful to you for spending your precious time and energy on me. I have learned quite a lot under your guidance. Thanks for everything boss. Farewell!
    Saying goodbye to such a dear friend like you is really painful. But, I am sure that we would soon meet again. Farewell, my friend.
    Life has been a wonderful journey for both of us. But, the time has come to say goodbye. Farewell.
    Do not get sad at the thought of parting. We will meet gain my friend. Farewell!
    I made silly mistakes and I am paying the price for them. Never wanted our friendship to end this way. Farewell my friend. I hope someday destiny may bring us back together.
    Goodbye is the toughest word, especially if it has to be said to such a wonderful friend like you. May we soon meet again. Farewell!
    I feel privileged that I got a chance to work under your supervision. All the best!..
    Fare thee well!

    Funny Farewell Message

    When it is the last day of your friend in office one should think of making it the most memorable. It should become the day which he/she truly remembers forever after leaving the office. Bring a smile on the face of your friends, colleagues or co-workers by sending them the most humorous messages which are full of wit. Send them the messages and shower your care and love on them.

    Finally, you are leaving!... Thank God!!... What a relief...
    P.S – I am not going to miss you!
    Hope you continue sucking the blood of your new employer buddy... Goodbye.. and remember I am gonna miss you here!
    Hey buddy, I know you are leaving...Just wanted to tell you.. now, there will be no one to give you free advice as my pieces of advice will be paid.. Fare thee well!!
    Farewell to the guy for whom every day was Sunday !!... I am going to miss your procrastination bro!
    I wish you get a lot of money, a little work, and a dangerous boss!!.... Farewell, buddy!!.. Gonna miss you!
    Now when you are finally leaving us, farewell to you. I was waiting for this day, you don’t know since when.
    Farewell to you, finally we are getting rid of you. Enjoy your life, I know you will always be happy
    Monsters is not staying in one place for a long time and so you. Farewell to u, have good coming years.
    Except you, no one is sad for the reason that you are leaving us. Farewell
    Hey, we are going to miss you a lot for the lunch you use to bring. Farewell to you

    Farewell Message to Boss

    Saying goodbye to your mentor who has guided you, supported you and also taught you becomes really difficult. It becomes an extremely heart-wrenching moment for all as it appears like a huge loss. But, one should bid farewell to a boss with great respect and feeling of gratitude. Make him feel great on the last day of the office. Send him the best farewell messages and make him feel found for everything he has done for you.

    We have always admired your persistence to push us against all the odds. All the best for future endeavors Boss!
    There were many times when your bossy nature made us frown but at the end of the day we all knew that it was for our good. We are going to miss you a lot boss.!
    Success and failures are a part of the job but your advice and way of dealing with failures in the best. Stay blessed Boss. Farewell!!
    May you get everything worthy and best at the new place, dear Boss. All the best for future. Farewell!
    Your guidance, support, and motivation will be missed more than your appreciation Boss. You are the best. Farewell!!
    Your presence at ur seat was enough to motivate us, now when you are leaving we will miss that.
    Hey Boss, I am ur admirer and you can’t imagine how much I going to miss you. You are the best bossy
    A tree never realizes how sweet its fruit is, similarly you would never understand what you are for us.
    Farewell to you Boss, this is sad that you are leaving us, but good that ur joining new organization having everything better.
    Boss like you is hard to get. You were more like a friend and colleague then the Boss. We will miss you.

    Farewell Message to Colleagues in Office

    Saying goodbye to a colleague who is also your companion could be really difficult. But, at that time it becomes necessary to support and encourage your colleague as he/she is leaving the company. Send the best farewell messages to your colleagues and motivate them. Your support is really important to them.

    I have had an amazing time with you, learned so much from you.. Thanks a lot, buddy for being a friend and a remarkable co-worker... Gonna miss you!
    You taught me to be the best at work, to strive for excellence and do better in life.. You are a great friend and guide.. I am going to miss you a lot. Farewell!
    Your presence has added so much meaning to my life... Hope you set a benchmark there too... Adieu, dear friend!
    On your last day of the office, I want to express my gratitude for all the things you have done for me and for all the kind gestures of yours... Fare thee well buddy!
    Our caption of the ship is resigning, but let us never forget all the waves we have faced together. Bon voyage our sailor. Farewell!!
    You have not been just a colleague for us, but a true friend and a person with a big heart.
    If it would not have been the job with higher perks, I would have not let you go.
    As you are heading forward in your career, all we can say is Good Luck
    Ur the kind of colleague with whom everyone would love to work. Have a great career path ahead.
    With you even office becomes the fun place. Spread the same happiness at the place ur going

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