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Birthdays are a special time. We all have them. Some of us look forward to them, some of us don’t. For some, it’s a reminder of how old we are getting, but if we look at the brighter side of the coin we can see it as a celebration: a time to hang out with family and friends, and just chill. Let’s look on the bright side and see the many ways that we can wish someone a Happy Birthday. Make it fun and exciting. Something unique. Something no one else would do. Here are some helpful tips for different messages. Share the funniest and most hilarious Happy Birthday wishes with your friends and family and put a big smile on their faces.

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  • On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!
  • You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
  • In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!
  • What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, my friend. I’m feeling nostalgic, so let’s relive our “glory days” go out and inflict further damage to our livers, shall we? We’re still young aren’t we, my friend? Now, get your orthopedic shoes on and let’s dance!
  • It’s better to live a life that is short, but memorable than to live for a thousand years. Yet, the way your life has been progressing, you seem to be going for both! Happy birthday my friend!
  • They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. Yet, we still keep on doing the same stupid things we were doing as kids. So I guess we are the exception to that rule. Happy birthday, pal!
  • In this short lifespan we have, time runs out faster than a birthday cake on a candy lovers birthday. So you have to make sure to enjoy whatever little there is of it left! Happy birthday!
  • You know you are getting old when your lungs are not strong enough to blow all of your birthday candles! Happy birthday!
  • If walking up the stairs to your apartment tonight seems tiring, then you know that this birthday is the sign that you are getting old. Happy birthday!
  • If reading this message required you to go fetch your glasses, then I have sad news for you. You are old! Happy birthday!
  • Thank god you were good at math when you were young! Because you are going to need amazing addition skills to calculate your age now! Happy birthday!
  • You should probably enjoy this year’s birthday cake. It may actually be the last one you eat with your own teeth! Happy birthday!
  • Don’t consider the fact you are getting old a bad thing. I mean, how many people have you met that can beat you up with their own walking stick if you insult them? If anything, you’re just cooler than ever before! Happy birthday!
  • I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.

 

  • Happy Birthday, Bestie! This year let’s commit to losing 20 pounds — AFTER the cake, of course!
  • Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. You look like a bestie, and you act like one too!
  • Roses are red, ocean’s are blue, let’s do a best friend trip — Caribbean will do!
  • You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
  • For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
  • I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
  • Like good wine, you get better with the years.
  • I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”
  • Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!
  • May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!
  • The key to staying young is complete and total denial of the aging process. Besides, if YOU’RE getting older, I must be getting older too, and THAT ain’t happenin’ sista-friend! (Happy Birthday)
  • My life is experiencing a serious dearth in FUN these days. What say we paint the town for your birthday? Yup, that’s us — two friends partying the night away with the “A-listers” for your birthday! (Let’s at least do PJ’s and a movie).
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  • People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.
  • Remember when one of us had a birthday and we’d party like rock stars? Me neither. Just in case, I’ve talked to your other friends, and they’ve agreed NOT to post your birthday party online. I’ve made no such promise.
  • Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!
  • Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!
  • Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!
  • I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!
  • Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!
  • You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies.
  • This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!
  • I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person!
  • Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!
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  • May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!
  • Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.
  • Many wishes for a happy birthday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. But than again, we would need to narrow that down a bit.
  • Wishing you a wonderful special day. I bought you a special gift this year….a cane
  • I got you something we both would like. Too bad I ate on the way here.

 

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  • I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.
  • Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!
  • Your how old? Na, that can’t be right. You look too good!
  • I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.
  • You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older!
  • I picked out your coffin on the way here.
  • Isn’t it time you bought the depends now!
  • You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!
  • Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!
  • God you are old. Oh well, Happy Birthday
  • Don’t worry, my friend…you’re not old until you hear your Dad’s voice coming out of your mouth. Seriously, stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about. Now, eat your birthday cake — there are starving children in China!
  • Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.
  • I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.
  • Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.
  • We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.
  • Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!
  • Birthdays are a time of togetherness. Don’t worry you won’t find that here!
  • I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.
  • I got you the ultimate gift…, unfortunately fell down the hole down with it.
  • Your relatives are all here to wish you a great celebration. I ordered them from Japan, but they are still here.
  • You by passed by birthday last year, so my present to you is the same in return.
  • I was going to get you a good-looking guy fro your birthday, but unfortunately your neighbor won’t leave his wife.
  • Best wishes on your day, better you than me.
  •  How about I just give you cash and we call it even?
  • I just re wrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind.
  • What do you get the one person who has everything? How about a personality?!
  • I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.
  • Wishes comes and go, but age sticks with you!
  • I know you want to turn back the clock. But with the amount of years on you I feel that is not a possibility.
  • Your age should be in the Book of Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.
  • This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!

to bring you a list of the 69 funniest things you can say inside your card. May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people.

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In this article, we’ve prepared We have prepared for you: 100 funny Birthday Wishes For For Your loved ones

Birthdays are special events for everyone, and it always brightens our day seeing someone send us a special birthday message. A simple birthday message does not cost much, but it means a lot to the celebrant. Coming up with a good birthday message might not be so easy, hence we have made a huge list of funny birthday messages to choose from for your loved ones.

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1. Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face.

2. Its not a prank believe me that box only has a birthday cake.

3. I hope you keep smiling till you have teeth.

4. It’s true that you look like a duck but today I see a swan.

5. I hope you forgive me for eating your lunch, I couldn’t stop myself after all it was your birthday cake.

6. I promise I’ll be a good boy, until I get your birthday treat.

7. Come one show me your smile, you still look young to me.

8. You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire.Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.

9. Lest sing and dance, we can bare your voice today after all its your birthday.

10. You look so like my old grandma; just kidding she has more teeth.

11. If I could fulfill any of your wish then it would be a new car for me.

12.  I heard its your birthday, then where is the treat, many happy returns of the day dumbo.

13. I love when you try, it always make me feel that I am not the only in blunder.

14. It took me an hour to write this poem for you, my Internet was out of speed.

15. No matter how hard I try you’ll always be by my side maybe coz you’re a stalker.

16.  If I could buy this world I would have for you, you know its not true many happy returns of the day!

17. There was king and a queen who were nothing close to you.

18. Lets not worry lets not cry, the troublemaker is in the spotlights tonight.

19. You know that don’t you’re my most favorite but only after candies.

20.  I love you best friend, I love when you by me candies, stickers and rides.

21. I saw you last night; you were looking for the gifts, which were never there.

22. You look so cute in that cap just like my old uncle Groot, just joking happy birthday love.

23. No one will laugh coz it’s her birthday.

24. You know you look like an angle in this dress, who has come straight form the land of telitobies, just kidding you look wonderful love happy birthday.

25. Shit another year of your jokes, may god bless those jokes.

26. Chill you still look younger than my grand mother.

27. I know it sounds funny but still its your birthday so happy birthday pal.

28. Birthdays are like wine the more you have them the more you turn crazy.

29.  Are you kidding it cant be your birthday, you look so lame , happy birthday sugar.

30. I’m sorry I ate your birthday cake, just wanted you to have a sugar free year ahead.

31. You know I love you, but I love your gifts more by the way happy birthday.

32. Smile sunshine , its your birthday, ready for the treat if not then good night. This day an angle came on earth , yes right its our dog Lucy.

33. Can you see the clock its your birthday.

34. I dint ate for 3 days; coz today is my best friends birthday.

35. You know what’s inside this birthday gift, lots of air coz my love is in the air.

36. I loved you once, ill love you twice and until you show your kitten smile.

37. I hope you get the best fish of the sea for your dinner.

38. I’ll never tell anyone, that you love dragon ball z only if you feed me with your cake.

39.  I saved you the last slice of cake, thought Bruno licked it once.

40. I wish I could full fill all your wished, specially those which would benefit me.

41.  Are you out of your mind, who picks up the phone at 12’o clock?! Many many happy returns of the day!

42. Aww you look so pretty in my poodles dress. Many many happy returns of the day!

43. I know I ate your cake but I saved you from diabetes so happy birthday love.

44. May you keep smiling till you have teeth.

45. You look so ugly in that dress, just joking. You look amazing birthday girl happy birthday.

46. I am glad you invited me, now that cake is mine.

47. Lots and lots and love because I forgot to bring you gift.

48. I am soo lucky to have a friend like you and Your parties make me luckier.

49. Look a snow man, just joking you’re an an angel.

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50. You may not have white teeth but you have my blessings.

51. You look really funny with that big hat but in real you are a magician.

52. I am so proud you invited me to this party.

53. Lets all clap and scream, its our little monster’s birthday.

54. You must be glad that I am your dad. I love you soo much that I will eat the entire cake.

55. I promise there is no prank inside this box, its only your cake. Happy birthday lil beasty, you are my princess.

56. I promise I will study hard, only after eating that cake.

57. I broke your vase, but it’s your birthday hurray!

58. I can’t tell you how happy I am , it’s just cause my throats is ill.

59. I saw a pretty girl here and its not you. Just jokig happy birthday love.

60. May you have another sucking year, lol happy birthday.

61.  Another year, another new place that aches.

62. I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year!

63. Better to be over the ground than under it. Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

64. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

65. Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe! May all your dreams come true and nightmare wash away.

66. Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them.

67. Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang.

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68. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

69. Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

70. May you live to be old and toothless. Men age like wine, women age like cheese.

71. My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!

72. My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!

73. No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.

74. Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.

75. On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

76. One more year of existence down the drain. People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!

77. I never knew you will grown so tall , higher than a tower . It is magical to see how I am gonna eat all that cake at ones.

78. You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”

79. You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!

80. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

81. You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great vision.

82. To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.

83. Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

84. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

85. Money’s tight,Times are hard, Here’s you friggin birthday card

86. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

87. You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.

88. Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

89. On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

90. One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

91. People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!

92. Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

93. Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

94. Men age like wine, women age like cheese.

95. My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!

96. My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!

97. No wise man ever wished to be younger.

98. Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

99. We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

100. Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

101. Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.

102. Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

103. You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

104. So many candles… so little cake.

105. Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old you would!

106. Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.

107. Recently I found out in which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.

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Here you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday messages. Give your friends and loved ones a memorable experience on their birthdays and put a smile on their faces on the most important day of the year. Sending a greeting to a good friend shouldn’t be a matter of routine, and it shouldn’t be boring. Good friends know what makes you laugh, and what will not strike you as funny.

The Ultimate List of Funny Birthday Messages

  • For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
  • A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
  • If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!
  • Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
  • To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.
  • Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
  • One of the things I learned growing up with you, is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run in your age right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!
  • Having you around always made me feel like we will be forever young, yet, you ended up breaking that rule, you grumpy old geezer!
  • I really hope you brushed your teeth this morning! Because with your age, I’m not sure your teeth will survive until next year.
  • If you believe in it, you can be anything! Unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train old pal!
  • Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full with water tonight before you light up the candles, don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday my friend!
  • Instead of being sad because you grew up, be happy because you will not be the grumpy old geezer you will become in 10 years! Happy birthday!
  • So, I always wanted to learn about dinosaurs. Could you share your knowledge with me? I mean, you have probably met them in person! Just kidding, happy birthday you fossil!
  • They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.

 

  • Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
  • I don’t know how you do it. You don’t look a year older than 185! Happy Birthday to the best friend, ever!
  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  • Happy Birthday on your amazing day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
  • Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said, Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
  • Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
  • (written in real small text). You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore.
  • You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
  • Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!
  • I have trouble wrapping my head around these birthdays we continue to have. I have trouble wrapping my head around lots of things. Like, why do the most biscuit-headed guys come in the best wrapping?
  • Happy Birthday to my Bestie. Rhyming makes me testy. I’ll try to make it jesty. Don’t get mad if it’s pesky, but have a zesty day! Hey, I tried.
  • We’re best friends, so there are certain things I know about you. You’re humble and lavish gifts embarrass you. So,(only to make you comfortable, of course) I’ve limited my birthday wishes to this simple, heartfelt card. Your welcome.
  • On your birthday, let’s solidify our friendship commitment and the bond we share. We always have each other’s back, right? (I hope so. You’ve got WAY too much “on” me!)
  • Happy birthday to a loyal friend who looks as cool as he did in high school. You can still rock that tie-dye, AND you’ve hung on to our friendship and your mullet, whether we’re popular or not.

 

  • Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
  • Congratulations on your birthday! Remember Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!
  • Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
  • It’s your birthday, and I must say, you indeed take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
  • Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
  • Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
  • Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
  • An old fart is as good as a new one…
  • Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  • Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
  • Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
  • I’m throwing you an existentialist themed birthday party. If you’re in the woods, and a tree falls on your birthday, and there’s no one there to see it, are you still a year older? I’ll stay out of the woods just in case.
  • Why do old guys start growing hair from their ears? On this birthday, I figured you could answer from personal knowledge. While you’re at it, either pull up those dark socks or change from shorts into pants – as a public service.
  • Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
  • George Carlin said that. Don’t ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.
  • Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Whether you write or find a card that reflects your friend’s personality, it’s great to include some good humor too. Some people are sensitive about age, but if your friend isn’t then a few funny birthday messages about this topic are typical on this special day. One sentiment often expressed in funny terms is “You aren’t becoming older, you’re becoming a classic.” Old sayings such as “A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age” is a fun remark as is “You’re so old today when you look at your birth certificate it’s expired”. Another is “Remember to count your blessings and not your wrinkles.” These usually get a smile from those comfortable with turning a year older. A sweeter funny thought is “You aren’t really forty, you’re just eighteen with twenty-two years of experience. Check out this large collection of funny birthday wishes and sayings and make your choice.

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  • Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
  • Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are at a vulnerable age.
  • Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
  • Have you ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok you can light up all your candles now? We all have a glass of water in our hands.
  • Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too
  • Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send you a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
  • Happy Birthday! It’s about time you start acting like your real age.
  • Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
  • Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.
  • Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…
  • Happy Birthday! You look beautiful for a person who is by one year closer to death.
  • I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
  • Happy Birthday! You’re one year closer to your death day.
  • I figured out, what’s the most challenging thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. Finding one is impossible.
  • Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something.
  • I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
  • Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
  • I wanted to give you something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
  • Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
  • I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday, but nothing came to mind.
  • I wish you all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
  • I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
  • I’m just here for the cake.
  • I’m not going to make any age-related jokes, because, in fact, I feel a little pity about how old you are.
  • If someone comes up with the idea to call you old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
  • If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
  • I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
  • You must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
  • You recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
  • You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient.
  • You think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
  • You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
  • Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar. Yung No Mo
  • You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
  • You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired
  • You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
  • You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty-two years of experience.
  • You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.

 

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Here are 31 happy birthday wishes for coworkers that are short and sweet and will get your message delivered quickly.

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I wish a life full of adventures and heartwarming moments for the best colleague of all times. Happy Birthday.

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You make this place tolerable — and that’s not easy! Happy Birthday! (Let’s grab lunch/drinks soon!)

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Your birthday is a promise that life has more to offer you, more plans to make, more goals to reach and more dreams to see come true. It’s a pleasure to wish you a happy birthday.

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Happy birthday to you. We still don’t know how old you are. Only you, God, and Human resources know your real age.

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I feel blessed for having such an incredible work partner. Thank you for your guidance, I learn so much from you. Happy birthday, wishing you a wonderful celebration.

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Faith, union and patience are the secrets of progress. I wish you to remain firm on these golden principles throughout your life. Happy Birthday.

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Happy Birthday To My Wonderful Co-worker. Wishing you all the success and happiness in the world!

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Birthday congratulations to our absolutely terrific colleague. Wishing you and your family the most abundant blessings. Be always happy.

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The warmest birthday greetings to my dear coworker. My work days are more lively and fun with you. Thank you for your cheerfulness. Wishing you only the best in everything that you do.

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In honor of your birthday, our team decided it should be party time. We’ll go out to party while you stay here and handle our deadlines.

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Today is a perfect occasion to say that I truly like sharing my work days with you, my colleague. Your presence somehow makes all the environment more cheerful and comfortable. The greatest wishes on your birthday.

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We are glad that you’re a part of our team. Wishing you the best of blessings and good luck on your birthday.

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Wishing you a great birthday and a memorable year. From all of us.

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You’re such a fabulous co-worker that they could pay me peanuts and I would still want to work with you.

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Today is the day when you should really start living your life to the fullest. Be happy.

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I would take the privilege to tell you that you are a perfect co-worker and a friend. Hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.

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Happy Birthday to the world’s best coworker. Feel free to send a similar message to me on October 11th when it’s my birthday!Just a quick note to wish you a Happy Birthday. Here’s to a healthy and prosperous year ahead!

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Happy Birthday. You’re not just our co-worker, you’re also a great friend. Here’s hoping this year’s celebration is the sweetest one ever!

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Happy Birthday To My Amazing Co-worker. The meetings, the deadlines and the conference calls can wait. Today is all about celebrating someone very special, who makes coming to work so much fun.

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Dear colleague, your hard work, determination and enthusiasm is a great source of inspiration to everyone of us. Wishing you a wonderful day and prosperous life.

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Happy Birthday. Balloons, cake, lots of fun and laughter. That’s the only way to celebrate a co-worker as awesome as you! Enjoy your special day.

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Happy Birthday. I am so fortunate to have a co-worker and friend as wonderful as you. I hope all your wishes come true today and in the year ahead!

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I have a perfect gift for your birthday – I’ll do one of your not-so-loving work for you. It’s perfect idea, right? Just don’t use my goodness too much.

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This job has tons of benefits and being on a team with you is one of the best ones. Have a great Birthday and a great year ahead.

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Wishing you strength and persistence in reaching all your greatest goals, my colleague. Be happy and have a great celebration.

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Happy Birthday. Here’s to a cool co-worker who means business when it comes to celebrating. Time to kick up your heels and have some fun!

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Wishing you a relaxing birthday and happiness in the year to come.

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Happy birthday to my incredibly awesome colleague. Wishing you a fabulous celebration tonight and sizable promotion this year.

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Happy birthday to my great colleague who makes work more rewarding and to be honest more fun.

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Wishing you the best on your birthday and everything good in the year ahead.

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Wishing you all the happiness you deserve. Have a wonderful birthday!

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I hope you enjoyed this list of funny happy birthday wishes for a coworker to share some celebratory words on their special day.

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