Birthday wishes for my brother who deserves all the best. We'll bathe in champagne, eat birthday cakes iced with gold, and eat only the most expensive foods.
A brother is a great sibling to have. He’s always there for his female siblings and the rest of the family. At school, he rescues a sister from bullies, and defends her no matter what it takes. He’s in the center of activities at home. Even when the siblings are all grown and have left home, he still extends his brotherly care in different forms and would not hesitate to lend a helping hand in any way possible.
One of the great ways to appreciate a brother and put a smile on his face is to write funny brotherly birthday wishes on his birthday. Integrating a sense of humor to your birthday wishes to a brother will make your wishes even more remarkable and well-appreciated.
Happy Birthday, old bro! There is no cake big enough to hold so many candles.
Happy Birthday, bro.
You are the best brother. You pay for all our drinks. Happy Bday!
My brother, so dear to my heart
My ‘bother’, never stopped throwing a dart
My brother, always giving me order
My sweet brother, always there to rescue me from another
My brother, my ever reliable ally
Keeping me safe by his side daily
Although he makes me cry sometimes
His soothing arm pampers me at all-times
Happy Birthday, little brother! After all these years, you’ve finally got older than me 🙂
Happy Birthday, Brother!
If you’re wise today, you must have been a fool once.
When your brother has put less candles on his birthday cake.
When you’ve just reached the age of consent.
“Little Brother”, just “brother”. Happy Birthday, Bro!
Brother turns X-years-old, then says I am older.
I thought of you just before you were conceived.
Wishing you a birthday that doesn’t totally suck
Happy Birthday. I was going to drink anyway.
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Looking for a birthday cake for brother with his name and photo on it? You can get birthday cake images for brother easily here. Make his day extra special, Because a brother is one who is the treasure box of the family. Our right hand, our secret keeper. One who saves us from the wrath of parents and more. Brother, you are my superhero, because you deserve all the love and care on this special day of yours. You have always been by my side in my troubled times. Always support me.
Brothers love is like a friend, as a dad. Brother sister relation is the most beautiful and greatest blessing of God. So try to make your brother birthday more special by wishing him in a unique and awesome way. To Celebrate the day make it more memorable with birthday cake for brother with name.
Today world is getting digital in this modern world, excellent importance is being given to visuals, particularly images as well as motion pictures. All the tradition birthday wishes are now useless. People want something new to share feelings online quickly. People love to share wishes on Whatsapp, Facebook. So in this post, I have prepared many Happy Birthday Brother Images which you can use.
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These funny birthday wishes will give you something to write on Facebook, Instagram, in emails, cards and notes when your friends or family members are celebrating birthdays. Don’t just go with the tried and true: Happy Birthday! Or, even the less work approach: HBD! Try something new – stand out from the crowd.
Birthdays are meant to be celebrated in person. Friends, family and all acquaintances shower the person with birthday wishes and blessings. Everyone desires to bring a smile to the person’s face and make their day special. Whether they are going to celebrate the day with a grand party or with just a small get-together of closest friends, it is always a good gesture to send the birthday boy or girl your best birthday wishes.
Hopefully, these funny birthday wishes will bring a smile to their face and make the day a little more special.
Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.
Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose! Happy birthday.
Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.
You’ve joined the “Raiders of the Lost AARP” fan club. Happy Birthday!
For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, “My goodness, you never seem to age.” Well, I’m not one of them. Happy birthday, old fart!
Happy birthday! Don’t count the candles on your cake or the wrinkles on your face. Just be glad that you’re not down for the count.
I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.
You know at your age your not getting any easier to live with – let’s start with the fact that we have to wait in line longer while you show cashiers your AARP card.
They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them. Happy birthday.
First the army recruiters and now AARP — you must know you’re a wanted man. Happy Birthday!
Someone your age shouldn’t say “chill” unless they’re talking about the weather.
First goes the memory, then your eyesight, and then…I forgot. But, have a great birthday.
Link: History of birthdays
Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special day!
Be thankful for another year
It just reminded me that weeds don’t easily die.
Have a blast on your birthday!
Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
A big Thanks to your Birthday, your birthday cake candles are giving us so much warmth to counter this chilling cold. Thanks again and happy Birthday!
Real men are proud of their age.
Best wishes on your birthday!
Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
Big boys don’t need toys.
But big boys should eat and blow their cakes.
May you have the best birthday ever!
Why people like you get depressed on birthday for becoming old. If you think on it, you are getting old on left 364 days of a year. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Another year, another reason to curse the inventor of the first modern mirror.
I lift a toast for your being older than last year.
It’s still an achievement though!
All the best this year for you!
You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants. Happy birthday!
From this point forward, this is the youngest you’ll ever be. HBD!
Yes, you’re getting older and wrinklier every day, but it could be worse…you could still have an acne problem! Happy birthday!
Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend! Happy birthday
My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser. Chill! Happy birthday dear!
Sure, getting older is like a time travel movie in slow motion…but better slow than fast, I always say! I’m in no rush to get to the end of the film. Happy birthday!
On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything. Happy birthday!
You are only young and reckless once, but you can be reckless well into your hip-breaking days. Happy birthday!
For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
More Funny Happy Birthday Greetings
Well sis, I have to tell you I never thought
You’d make it this long without getting caught
After all of these years, mom and dad still think you’re the best
Until I start letting them know things you never confessed!
I hear you are kind of a big deal now. Well, you’re still my baby sister and I still have your back. I saw that birthday fairy headed your way, so I hit her on the head with a broom and knocked her butt out! Happy Birthday, Sister!
To a sister who I can say is one in a million
You’re a unique combination of a best friend and a villain
Have a spectacular birthday, let out lots of cheers
And here’s to many more over the next many years!
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!
Sis, you were a handful as a kid but you seem better now
I’ll assume it’s the therapy, I won’t inquire about how. Happy birthday dear!
Sis I want to tell you things I’ve never said
That I no longer think you have a thick head
Even if I did I know you probably feel the same
And for that we only have our parents to blame!
I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go. Happy Birthday Brooo…
Happy Birthday to my sweet brother. I hope you get one more disease of love and relationship. May virus of fun enter to your life? Happy Fun and humor on Birthday. This hilarious Birthday wishes is only for you.
I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Know what they said? They can’t remember that far back! I guess that means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!
Happy birthday, it’s going to be a great day
I’ll call you and you won’t answer but that’s okay
Because I know you’ll get around to calling me back
It’s your birthday so I’ll cut you a little slack!
Don’t worry, brother, age is only a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!
But seriously I’m kidding you’re beyond compare
I know in the end you will always be there
Because that’s what the most amazing siblings do
Happy Birthday bro!
For your birthday, I decided to get you some practical gifts. Now, I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it won’t be long now, brother! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We’re so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You’re the best brother anyone could ever ask for! Happy birthday!
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No woman should have kids over 40. Really, 40 kids is enough. Happy birthday!
‘May all your dreams come true’ – this is what I wished you on your twentieth birthday. ‘I hope all your dreams have come true’ – this is what I am hoping for you on your fortieth birthday because it is too late to start dreaming now. Happy 40th.
Some birthday advice: don’t run upstairs right before you have to blow out 40 candles. Happy birthday!
40 is when you finally get your head together and your body has other ideas. Happy birthday!
Age is relative. If you think you are twenty, you will feel like you are young and twenty. If you think that you are fifty, you will feel like you are old and fifty. So how young do you want to feel on your fortieth? Happy 40th birthday.
Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed. Happy birthday!
Forty is the age when it suddenly dawns upon you that life is indeed, very short. Better late than never, start doing the things that you have always dreamt about. Happy 40th.
The forties are pretty much like the thirties, except it takes longer to recover from a big party. And you start to get more sensible tattoos. Happy 40th birthday!
Be happy that you are still 3,650 days away from turning fifty. Maybe this is the only way you can console yourself about turning forty. Happy 40th birthday.
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Page 1 – Birthday Wishes
2 – Happy Bday Wishes
3 – Big Day Messages
4 – Wishes for Sister
5 – Birthday Quotes
6 – Funny Quotations
7 – For Son
8 – Thank you for Wishes
9 – Funny Birthday Sayings
10 – 21st Birthday Quotations
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